Is it really that important to learn how to pie-corners and shit

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This is how a real man shoots his firearm

>>34731403
You need training.

>>34731403
What is the downside of learning something that may help you? Are you black, will your friends beat you up for seeming too eager to raise your level of knowledge?

>>34731403
Honestly, if you have the money. Night vision is such a huge advantage.

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>>34731403
>>34731404
>>34731426
Aging is fucking hell

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post more seagal gifs/webms please this shit is fucking hilarious

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>>34731461
No, getting fat is.
That guy never had any skills.

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>>34731749
Kek't

>>34731749
Is that the ending of Samurai Jack?

>>34731403
> pie-corner
Problem is with pie corners is that it can leave you without adequate cover under certain situations.

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>>34731415
That one gets me every time

>>34731749
TTGL_ending.webm

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>>34731403
>pie-corners
He's had enough pie

>>34731403
does it matter that he was shouldering the ar stock so high up that it was barely making contact with his shoulder?

>>34733044
AR's kick like a kids toy anyway so not really.

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>>34733044
Looks like an half-assed competitive shooting stance

>>34733795
jfc

i wouldve figured that of all people someone with an interest in firearms wouldn't fall for the >bad guys with guns APPROACH GOOD GUY WITH MELEE WEAPON

but i guess i was overestimating him

>>34732347
>>34732971
hmmmm

>>34733795
why is this fat ugly fuck a successful action movie star

>>34731403
Do you want to just get lucky and maybe not die, or do you want to control the situation?

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>>34731461
Well, it would be worse without food.
>>34732138
>That guy never had any skills.
I'm pretty sure it takes a bit of skill to get 7th dan in a martial art.

>>34735443
Because he made some good movies when he was young and fit.

Now he's a successful movie star because he makes shitty direct to video seagalsploitation films that Russians consume like vodka.

>>34735815
>Now he's a successful movie star because he makes shitty direct to video seagalsploitation films that Russians consume like vodka.

The thing with funding Seagal films is money laundering and possibly tax benefits for corporate entities involved in 'em. There are corporate and organized crime entities in eastern Europe that like such things.

>>34733815
That's the gayest stance I've ever seen.

>>34735594
>7th dan in a martial art
As someone whoa acheived three (four was considered a "master"
and came with responsibilities like teaching for free so i noped out)
I assure it only takes time.

At some point that meant something but the commercialization of
martial arts in america ruined that

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>>34735594
>aikido
>martial art

Also, you are talking about that guy who claimes to have trained with Morihei Ueshiba, after Ueshiba being dead.
And he claims to be an Navy Seal.
And that he worked for the CIA as an operative.

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>>34731633
>master sensei with young grasshoppers

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>>34731633
>hoverboarding

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>>34731633
>master sensei vs. generic NPCs

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>>34731633
>running man

>>34736265
>>34736284
>>34736291
>>34736311
does this man have zero self awareness or does he believe his own legend

>>34731749
lolwut?

>/k/ making fun of the seagull
You fuckers have gone TOO far this time.

>>34736291
>yea guys everyone come at me!
>just like, you know, don't punch or kick
>or like come at me more than one at a time
>just come at me and everything goes except, like, any kind of offensive move
>really just kinda, like, uh, run right at me
>like with your arms kinda out
>Yeaaaaaaa man, now this is some really real martial arts

Aikido.

>>34735594
His black belts are honorary(fake).

>>34736233
>As someone whoa acheived three (four was considered a "master"
>and came with responsibilities like teaching for free so i noped out)
>I assure it only takes time.
>At some point that meant something but the commercialization of
>martial arts in america ruined that

That is probably because 'murrican dojos give dans too fucking easily. When it comes to teaching for free and being referee/official at tournaments at travel expenses compensated, I see no problem in that. The ease of getting higher dans depends a lot on what martial art is in question.

>>34736247

I'm fully aware of Steven Seagal's bullshit, but his achievements in martial art before becoming movie star are quite fucking real. More or less.

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>>34736341
yes

>>34736405
I'd be okay with Aikido if they'd be honest about what it is.
I mean, nobody would expect practitioners of Tai chi or Qigong to actually fight.