>it's another "enlisted in the military and immediately

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>>34731257
ok

>>34731257
Haha, sucker

>>34731257
>falling for the "serving your country" meme after WWII ended

how does it feel to serve oil barons and crony capitalists?

>>34731257

For which country?

dumb frogposter

>Visit recruiter office on a whim
>Ask if a certain pre-existing condition would disqualify me from entering
>Recruiter recognizes me from high school, as in he tried to recruit me back then too
>Suddenly get on track to join the army
>Tell recruiter I smoke weed daily
>Makes me stop
>Take ASVAB
>Get 95
>Recruiter says it's doesn't mean I'll get the job I want (I just wanted to be Militsry Police)
>Days away from going to MEPS
>Get spontaneous chest pains out of nowhere
>Happened before randomly a few months ago, lasts for days at a time
>Tell recruiter about it
>Postpone MEPS
>Start smoking weed again
>Recruiter asks to call him for a follow-up after chest pains stop
>Don't call him
Think I dodged a bullet there

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>>34731309
you can name them here. it's okay.

>>34731365
How? Sounds like you pussied out of a great experience due to your weed dependence. Good job fucknuts, have another hit

>>34731380
I don't smoke anymore though, and I'm going back to college now
Don't think I'm cut out for the military anyway

Fuck yeah, bro.Getting out in 2 weeks though, so IDGAF

>>34731365
That's just a day in the life for him.

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>>34731398
probably not lmao

>>34731257
>enlist to army
>drink heavily
>tell them i drink about half of what i do
>waste 18 months of my life proving i can handle not being a drunken retard
>just getting around to having my application reopened

I shoulda just lied about my drinking

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>>34731309
>he doesn't want to be a fucked up nam vet

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>>34731365
>inhale smoke
>develop chest pains
>better inhale more smoke

>>34731257
Dumb fuck. Stop being a pussy and man up. You made your choice, might as well embrace it

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Ohh wah. Suck it up and get out and use your GI Bill. I joined when there was potential to actually die. All you gotta do is a 9-5 for a few years.

>>34731309
> muhh oill hurr durrr
You want a nobel prize?

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>>34732236
>tfw no Nobel War Prize

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>sleeping in a tent
>sergeant burst
>telling everyone to pack their bags
>leaving in 5min
>try to get out of sleeping bag
>try to put uniform on but cant
>everyone is already out of the tent with their stuff
>still trying to put my uniform on
>hear people outside taking down the tent
>tent falls over me
>wake up
>sweaty
>realize I've tried to put my bedsheets on
>have the same dream 5-8 times every night

Took me like 2 weeks for the dream to stop, weird part it wasnt even my sergeant.

>>34731398
Not with that attitude you aren't. Maybe if you're not such a pothead in 4 years you can look at a commission.

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>>34731374
K I K E S
I
K
E
S

>enlist in the air force
>oh boy the recruiter said I can work on airplanes!!!
>cleaning carbon deposits out of fuel tanks

and then I nearly got a DD because someone else fucked up and they tried to blame it on me (jokes on them they're permanently disabled for life, that's what happens when you don't properly secure a pallet)

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YASSSSSSSSSSSSS,SLAY GIRL

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>>34731309
It was pretty fun desu senpai

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All in all, I enjoyed my time in. I got to do some badass stuff a lot of people can't say they did. Yeah, there's some things you can complain about, but unless you're a lazy shit who can't embrace the bullshit, it's one of the greatest opportunities a kid can get straight out of high school. Now, I'm about to start college. I'm debating whether or not I should apply for OCS when I get my degree. I wouldn't have nearly as many opportunities and luxuries if I got a job or went to college after high school.

>>34732470
That shit in your image is fake and gay.

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4chan is attracting a bunch of pussies all summer, do we need to verify age?

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> grew up on the farmlands of Capua
> herded sheep during the day and stared at the stars at night.
> father sends me to Rome to study a trade so our family can stop being plebs.
> worked hard and magisters gave me good marks
> senatehousehereicome.png
> realized i have to friends half way through the flood season.
> all the Titus and Maximus ignore me because I don't fit in.
> The Cornelias in their silk pelops ignores me on the street and sometimes mistakes me for a slave.
> "your tunica is so dirty Horatius, and you grovel like a captured Gaul!"
> maximafeels.jpg
> no motivation to carry on and stays in the school villa all day masturbating to mosaics.
> grades slip and magister threatens to kick me onto the streets.
> father hears about this writes to me every day, "who's gonna pay back all the denarii we own to send you to school!"

Should I jvst join the legions at this point?

>>34731374
The more time I spend on this site, the ever more convinced I get that people bitching about Jews are really just commies bitching about capitalism

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>>34731257

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>>34731257
>It's a "will never get to join the military despite it being my dream" episode.
That episode is my life.

>>34731257
Why don't you just quit? I mean, enlisting is basically signing a contract for a job, and contracts can be ended. Just hand your resignation in to your boss.

t. clueless civviefag

Honestly though, how do you stop being enlisted? I could never figure that out.

>>34734112
>>34731257

It can be done, but it's going to be painful, and you'll end up with a general under honorable conditions discharge.

OP, just refuse to train. say that over and over again. They will try to smoke you. refuse to train, because that's what corrective action is: training.

Just keep refusing. You will end up on extra duty. Refuse to do anything. Just stand at the duty desk at parade rest.

It will suck the day's dick, and will arguably ruin your chances at a decent job ever again (R codes are a bitch), but it can be done if you can't keep your word for a measly 4 years.

>>34732605
Effeminates that eat cunny like you belong in the Navy, Anonimvs

>>34732605
Military service is mandatory if you plan to get anywhere in the senate, stupidus.

>>34732519
3/69, iron sword 15?

>>34734178
>Implying a pleb that joined the legions to get away from whatever shithole he crawled out of will every be allowed within a pilum throw of the forum.

Anon, this is not some Candidatus we're talking about.

>>34734197
This guy? ex ne on him going anywhere other than being some catamite.

>>34734196
Yep. Well, I was there for a week.

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>>34734197
>>34732605

>Implying a pleb that joined the legions to get away from whatever shithole he crawled out of will every be allowed within a pilum throw of the forum.