ITT: ways in which women are like guns >they're more

>>34729773
I dont have one

I have a bunch of them locked up in my basement.

Both will ruin your life if handled inappropriately

ughm... it's legal to crush them with a hydraulic press?

When you get one all you can think about is getting another

>>34729773
They can get fucking expensive real quick

They're both loud and maintaining them can get expensive.

You usually have more fun with the bigger ones.

The chamber needs to be cleaned or it'll get gunked up and nasty.

>>34729874
Kek

>>34729773
Everyone always wants to fingerfuck mine

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>>34729773
>ways in which women are like guns
both are tools meant to be used, although some men like to give them emotional value, some even name them.


>t.married 40yo with kids, all the romanticism I ever had for XX chromosome carriers is long gone.

The ones I want aren't legal.

>>34729773
You never fully realize how much maintenance they are until it's too late

>>34729908
the ones i want aren't real :^)

>>34729773
Yeah bro! Brooooooh. I smashed that dweeby nerd pussy and made her do my paper while she sucked my 20 inch long dick. True story brah high five!

>>34729907
sucks to be your wife i guess -_-

>>34729937
No, sucks to be me.

Theyre dangerous left unchecked. Man should have full rights of them both.

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>>34729773
There are beautiful ones, ugly ones, light ones, heavy ones, loud ones, quiet ones, ones who need glasses and ones who don't, ones with curves and, unfortunately, ones without, ones with an attitude and ones who just want to be your friend, ones with and without personality, ones in every color and nationality imgineable, ones you can bring with you places (like to meet your mom) and ones you can't, young ones, old ones, ones you make stories with and ones with stories of their own, ones that have been used to shape history, ones that can do very special things, ones that bite, kick, hurt, and ones that cuddle, snuggle, and love.

But.
Guns can't make baby people and women sure as hell can't be collected.
And I probably wouldn't want to cuddle a woman from 1890 nowadays.

I'll probably think of more and come back.

>>34729773
They can be purchased and customized to your liking.

>>34730070
>Women can't be collected
Hugh Hefner my friend

>>34729773
I don't have any

cutting your dick will not make you either of them

>>34729773
You have to pay attention to them fairly regularly or they'll stop doing what you want

>>34730328
It's a hard thing to do without being considered a pig, thus making ANY relationship with women (except maybe some lesbians) harder than it should be.

Like a CCW, it's best to pick one and stick with them in order to achieve the best possible skill for that specific firearm/best relationship with that woman.

If you don't silence or block them out when they start making noise, your ears will be ringing.

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>>34730387
Oh. Ok. Guess I'm a fedora for not being an asshole.

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>>34730394
No, you're just a virgin cuck, a poor boy brainwashed by liberals who didn't have a proper father figure to teach him how to be a man & act around women.

> without being considered a pig
Giving a fuck what XX chromosome carriers think.

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>>34730440
Fucking Brian

>A gun is a lot like a woman. First you inspect it to make sure it's clean. Then you insert your magazine. If it don't fit, MAKE IT!

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>>34730496
I like my women like I like my guns. Surplus and covered in cosmoline.

>>34730510
hanging on the wall

>>34730530
In a soundproof, fireproof box

>>34729773
I like to cum on them

harder to get in California

>>34729773
Trigger either when they're loaded and you'll get some holes in your walls. And your ears will ring for days after.

>>34730440
This

>>34730539
Stripped into pieces and stuffed in a cello case

When I'm not using it.

>>34729773
The government doesn't want you to have one.

>>34729797
Underrated post

>another sexist thread
bitter virgins lmao

You can hand both of them in for gift cards.

Sometimes they're a little loose, but if you get the right one you love 'em anyway

>>34729797
I knew this would be the first post. Well done.

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>>34729797
Delet this

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>>34729874
With big guns, when they're fat and gross looking, you really know where to hold them

muscle"guns" are great though, especially if they've got a little bit of "padding" for that low recoil "shooting"

>>34731460
Show us you're tits.

The more rounds you put through her the more likely she'll fail.

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>>34731460

>>34729907
This
>>34729908
And this

>>34729797
kudos to u ma fella

You don't have to fuck around with them much to get hurt.

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>>34729908
nice

If you are chopping them up, the authorities will raid your house
>and shoot your dog

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>>34729797
Even /r9k/ is good for a kek once in awhile

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They're never same after being rebored :(

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>>34729773

The best ones come with foregrips :^)

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Oh, oh, wait...

You can't go to jail for fucking a gun before she's had her foist period...tssssssssss

>>34729797
the hit close to home fuck

>>34729773
Hot loads can damage them in the long term

>>34729773
They are real easy to trigger?

>>34736221
*Tears*
>currently looking for new gun

>>34729773
>I lock them in a cold, insulated, metal box for years at a time

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>>34729797

>>34730343
>not replacing your severed penis with a single-shot 12 gauge shotgun

>>34729773
There are sexy Russians, Germans, Austrians, and even a Brit or two, which are fun for a while. But one day you'll want to settle down with a dependable American.

>>34729773
if you mistreat them they will explode in your face

>>34729825
>>34729856
>>34729865
>>34736678

All solid answers