>Watching training videos at work >How to deal with active

yes, the shooter has rights too, anon
what gives you the right to play judge jury and executioner?

>>34726186
If you shout loudly, you may frighten the shooter, causing him to flee.

>>34726202
The guidelines in my office at below

1. RUN
2. HIDE
3. FIGHT

Good work lawyers, what is in place to protect me and help me come home if something pops off at work?

>>34726186
>Do they just expect people to hide under their desk?
Yes, because the politically correct thing to do is be docile and let whatever happens happen.
Taking care of criminals is the police's job, not yours, citizen.

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>kek

What do you do when you feel a coworker is losing it

Apparently the right answer isn't take a day off!!

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>>34726186
>Do they just expect people to hide under their desk?
If it was adequate enough for a nuclear holocaust it's good enough for an active shooter. Duck and Cover is always the answer.

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>>34726264

>>34726211
>work in the Forestry Department
>disgruntled black bear comes into work bearing arms
>this actually works

>>34726311
why does he have to be black

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>>34726186
Shooter has gun
Anon has gun and shoots shooter
Cops show up knowing there's s guy with a gun and see anon

Rip anon.
Alternatively
Anon shoots shooter
Now normies don't know who is the shooter and misinform the police

>>34726222
It's not political correctness, it's companies not wanting legal liabilities

>>34726202
>what gives you the right to play judge jury and executioner?
English common law / natural rights / nothings says I can't

>>34726211
I find opening up my coat and hooting works best.

I shit you not, when I was in grad school we had to watch an active shooter video that showed a group of students stopping two active shooters by throwing a fire extinguisher at one of them (it wasn't clear how this stopped the other one).

>>34726186
Do I work with you?

Yes the active shooter video at my work is great. "hide yourself with a trash can, this will surely help"

>>34728004
The one for my school showed the kids throwing heavy textbooks, pencils, and backpacks as the shooter just walks through the door into a small classroom.

>>34726605
>anon shoots shooter
>threat stopped
>holster gun
>wait for police, administer first aid, etc.
This isn't some liberal fantasy where you just keep waving the gun around the whole time.

>>34728096
>This isn't some liberal fantasy where you just keep waving the gun around the whole time.
this is /k/ youre talking about

>>34726222
>Taking care of criminals is the police's job, not yours, citizen.
that's the case in france, instruction are litteraly
>run
>hide
>wait for it to end
or
>run
>get out
>call the cops

>>34726222
>Taking care of criminals is the police's job, not yours, citizen.
Statements like this, even made sarcastically, annoying the everloving shit out of me. Cops are there to wipe up your brain matter once the fight is over.

>>34726264
Those are school desks, anon, they've built up a protective layer of ABC gum that protects you from the radiation.

>>34728233
/k/ doesn't actually own guns though

>>34728233
so it's more like
>hear gunshots at work
>waddle towards them while thinking about one liners for the news later
>wheeze and pull out concealed obrez from under fat rolls
>start yelling one liner
>get shot
>fat stops the bullet but die from heart failure anyway

>>34728021
>Shooter breaks in
>Hide under a cardboard box
>Get promoted to Solid Snake at the next company meeting

let me tell you WHAT, listen to me naw I've been around good bita ways, THERE AINT no ONE SINGLE robber, home intruder, shooter, who gonna stick around after hearin tha CHA CHINK of a good old shotgun bein cocked, thats ALL YOU NEED, you see these military pistols, rifles, military style grips, they don't even mean nothin nobody needs them, I scared off plenty of bad guys just with my trusty 12 gauge, didnt not even have to shoot ONE BULLET at em, not even no point ot havin some stupid military gun at close quaters anyhow just no point to it a shotgun'll do you for all you need, aint no differance for some stinkin military bullet and a good shell, you hear about them muhreens in iraq havin troublr with all their military rifles with some towel heads, why? because its CQC in CQC it don't matter what you're packin its all the same, no time for no military bullets to speed up and do they're damage! people got this notion that a GOOD AMERICAN SHOTGUN is somehow not gonna protect that, its really ignorant, too much television and not enough PRACTICAL EXPERIENCE ON THE MATTER, you give every principal n every school one good 12 gauge and there wont be nobody shootin up any schools for never, and we wont hafta have this WILD WEST INSANITY near our children.

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>>34728413
Don't be silly, anon, all you need is a shotgun, just a double barreled shotgun. And if anyone is ever causing trouble you just take it out onto the balcony and let off two blasts and they'll leave right away.

>>34728348
This is the correct analysis

>>34728413
>This shitty quote again
>assuming I want the robber to run before I get a chance to shoot him.

>>34728294
Those are also the instructions in my work's active shooter video, and I live in Texas.

>work in LGS
>one day jokingly ask boss if we have a plan for an active shooter
>Bert stares me for a minute
>"anon if you don't know the answer to that question you're fucking fired"
>pulls out store handbook
>says in case of active shooter, actively shoot back
>boss says that our insurance required us to have a plan for an active shooter in our manual
>owner literally added that and sent in the manual
>insurance company said nothing
>mfw

I commute to a military base to work. They told me no weapons on government property.

>>34726186

>not having a desk gun

>>34728649
Do they also teach you first aid? I'd assume so, but just wondered if people got as gung ho about stabilizing the wounded as they do about slotting people.

>>34728808
>implying they don't just stare down the gunshot wound and dare it to bleed

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>>34728437
I unironically want a sawed-off shotgun locked in the top drawer of my desk because everyone at my office is in a constant state of being extremely disgruntled.

>>34728816
anon, they're gun store workers, not spetsnatz.

>>34728808
I and 3 other people are the only non-veterans on staff. One of our range officers is an ex-army medic, one of our counter guys is ex-marine infantry currently going to nursing school, and one of our other counter guys is ex-marine infantry who was an EMT for 3 years.

That is also excluding the other 6 guys who are some form of ex-infantry who have actually treated wounds in combat.

We kind of lucked out on the pertinent medical knowledge front.

>>34728923
That's cool anon. Sounds like a fun place to work.

>>34726186
Insurance payout, you kill the shooter you might deter the company from collecting on their insurance. Businesses are brutal, if they can make money off your unfortunate demise. They might do so.

>>34728927
It is the best crew I have ever worked with. I wish it payed better, but considering I'm a college student and it gets me a pretty deep discount on guns, I really couldn't ask for better.

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>>34726186
>everybody in the office is watching the active shooter prep video
>every scenario cites my name as the shooter
>"So remember to run if anon decides to shoot Steve for stealing his anime girl figures from his cubicle again"

>>34727786
>I find opening up my coat and hooting works best
Works well at playgrounds, too.

>>34728948
You've already shot Steve for stealing your waifu dolls? And he's still alive?

Way to be a fuckup, son.

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>>34727442
>forgetting the nap

you had one job

>>34729173
I really need this job, man.

>>34726186
OK look. The average person isn't exactly a Tier 1 operator or olympian. If shit pops off and there's a long gunman, they want you to think primarily in terms of shelter in place because it keeps the situation mostly static.

That way, as the AS moves and the space is mostly otherwise clear, he is easier for police to ID and deal with.

Of course sitting there like a seal waiting to be clubbed is retarded, but they're trying to avoid chaos with people running helter skelter. When that happens, people bunch up at doors, which makes them easy targets and obstructs the police from getting in to engage the shooter. It also provides cover (no clean shots without hitting a bystander/hostages) and concealment (which moving body is a fleeing victim? which is the shooter? which one to shoot at?).

Trying to fight a person who is armed with a gun when you aren't is also a problem. You're more likely to get gunned down running at him than trying to shelter in place. If you're lucky you might get a good tackle, but he might still shoot you off with a secondary weapon. There's also the danger of being mis-identified as the shooter and getting shot by the cops.

Best policy is to NOPE out via secondary exit or if trapped, hold down the choke points going in by barricading the doors or waiting around the corner with a fire extinguisher or some other large blunt object. Maybe climb out a window. Definitely do something, but use your environment to your advantage. Running out there half cocked like a tard is a good way of adding a body to the count, your own.

>>34731041
>(no clean shots without hitting a bystander/hostages)
>(which moving body is a fleeing victim? which is the shooter? which one to shoot at?).

Implying police care about any of these factors

>>34728021
All the employees watched the same video. Now whoever shoots up your workplace is going to automatically shoot trashcans

>>34728743
It's not much of a military base, then.

>>34728792
Murphy's law dictates that your office will be hit while you are taking a shit.

>>34726640
>companies not wanting legal liabilities
Glad to know my life is worth less than some annoying time in court.

>>34728437
Someone followed Biden's advice and got done in for it. Turns out doing that (warning shots) is illegal. Shows him for following the Vice President's advice. Hope he got pardoned, that shit would suck

>>34726186
Did you watch this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VcSwejU2D0

>>34726212
>The guidelines in my office at below
>1. RUN
>2. HIDE
>3. FIGHT
>Good work lawyers, what is in place to protect me and help me come home if something pops off at work?
It''s code for
MOVE
SEEK COVER
OPEN FIRE

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>>34732930
lel

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S02AFoXIZeY

If you don't have an arsenal hidden in your workplace, you need to go back.

>>34732920
Last I heard no pardon, no commutation, and neither Biden nor anyone else in the Obama Administration so much as asked for leniency.

>>34731041
What the fuck is a long gunman?

>>34733459
Lanky tall dude with a gun.

If you get blown away at work it doesn't affect the company at all, but if you shoot back and accidentally hit a bystander the company could be out millions in a civil suit.

It's in your employer's best interest to just let you get killed. They can always do a round of new hires.

>>34733459
The end result of android auto correct.
Kinda like strange room.

>>34732674
>not having a toilet gun

>>34738169
>having an office toilet gun
Hey, boss, can I hide this vacuum sealed Hi-Point in the office toilet?

>>34732901
You didn't already know that? Companies would kill you their selves, if there was money to be made.

dumb frogposter

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>>34738904
Oui hon hon hon