/SHTF/ what's the best shtf food? I have 20 cans of beans

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Posting something that our Scandinavian friends might like

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Solid classic that's very high in calories and fat. Can be added to nearly anything and you got a stew going

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Eggs are also good shtf food and can be stored for ages

>>34706254
Beans n weenies

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>>34706286
>>34706286
>Beans n weenies
tfw that was my childhood. here's something for the NEETs

>>34706254
a huge peanut butter jar from costco has enough calories to feed a person for a week for about 6-7 dollars

>>34706281
Holy shit this picture makes me so angry and I don't know why

>>34706308
where 2 cop survival tendies?

>>34706254
>20 cans of beans

Damn, this nigga gonna live like a king after SHTF. He gonna be like Lord Humongous commanding armies n shit with his twink slave boy all because he controls those sweet sweet beans.

For real though, cans are fine if you're bugging in post SHTF like living inna bunker or something, but they're shit for trying to stay mobile. They're heavy and bulky. Freeze dried food is the ideal bug out food. Takes up minimal space and weighs practically nothing.

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There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organizization.

Canned beans are kind of shit. They're expensive and take up a lot of space. A much better choice is dry beans in mylar bags.

>>34706437
Trying to cook dry beans during SHTF would be a pain on the ass though. You have to either soak them the day before or boil them for hours for them to be edible. Hard to do that on the move.

>>34706437
This is why "prepas" are going to die kids.

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pallets of these, the fatties will pay whatever you ask...

>>34706281
>Midwest USA: the picture

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>>34706505
this. these fat and sugar filled processed treats are going to be worth more than GOLD in the apocalypse! I'm glad I got a spare room full of Little Debbie snacks :)

>>34706472
>SHTF
>on the move
Best way to bug out is to bug in. Especially in rural areas.

>>34706518
YOU TAKE THAT BACK! I'm from the midwest and no one I know eat like this.

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>>34706524
also coffee, caffeine and sugar are drugs

>>34706472
Carrying around canned beans while on the move is also retarded. You're rucking a bunch of water needlessly. Pick something dry that cooks quick, like noodles.

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>>34706536
>flyover feelings are this sensitive

>>34706437
True if you're hiking or space is an issue, but you have nigh-unlimited time for food prep.

Canned beans are immediately ready to serve, our five minutes away with stone heat added. They have their liquid already there, no acquiring/purifying/soaking/cooking required. Good caloric density and nutrition at the ready. Expiration in the three to five year range. Dry bags have a little edge if you can maintain a cool, dark, dry environment (but for some reason aren't in enough of an apocalyptic situation to actually eat the fuckers for that long).

Biggest reason dried bags have an advantage is the possibility of use as seed. Other than that, put some canned beans in your pantry and rotate them out once a year.

Have a huge fucking beanie weenie roast on New year's day and then shop for more. Make it a prepper tradition.

>>34706528
This

Last year I got a hundred acres in the mountains a few miles down a forestry road off a secondary road. Somewhere that people can't "accidently" come across it.

Recently finished a 1000 sq ft cabin, heated with a wood stove, dropped in a septic and a well. While I was at it I dug a cellar that I'll stick with long term non perishables.

Only people who know how to get to it are me and my wife. We already live out in the country but if SHTF all those Seattle fucks will just come flooding out of the city.

>>34706437
Really anon. Just go to your local Wally World and buy "mylar wrapped prepper beans"...if you can find them. They're guaranteed to last twice as long and only cost $40 per pound. Don't forget all the water purification products for reconstitution, though!

>>34706559
> on the move during SHTF

You've already lost.

>>34706570
Dry beans are also about a tenth the price of canned beans.

>>34706621
how else are you supposed to get to the Boulder Free Zone?

>>34706611
You can buy pinto beans in 25lb sacks at Costco, at $0.50/lb. Mylar bags and oxygen absorbers are on Amazon. Combine, apply clothing iron to seal, and stuff in some secondhand HDPE drums purchased off Craigslist.

>>34706631
Where are you getting water to prepare them
are you eating them raw?
>This is why "prepas" are going to die kids.

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Anyone know anything about these?

>>34706695
>This is why "prepas" are going to die kids.
>>34706700

>>34706254
MREs in the freezer
Tuna
Canned meat
Chocolate
Peanut butter
Honey

>>34706713
gib link

>>34706700
The tap in my kitchen, most likely. It draws from a well. There's also a lake nearby.

>>34706524
How many snack cakes would it cost to buy her during SHTF?

>>34706727
Some guy is selling 21 boxes on gumtree. I'm still debating if i want them or not.

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>>34706744
Claire is not for sexual

>>34706281
Behind any single woman is a man who's tired of putting up with her bullshit.

>>34706524
why do you have all of these clips of that girl saved mate

>>34706828
because i'm a weird guy

>>34706747
If the date is good and file name is image price.
gear adrift is a gift

>>34706738
Have you put a "catch cage"cage in your well. Cause my plan for those is a dead squirrel.

>>34706891
>Have you put a "catch cage"cage in your well. Cause my plan for those is a dead squirrel.
Huh? Are you saying you would throw dead squirrels into wells in an attempt to contaminate water?

>>34706950
Of Coursh! I only want your food and ammo.

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My Safeway had Spam cans on sale for 99 cents each, no limit. Bought some to stash away and the suggested expiration date is pretty far off. Though I doubt it would survive since I'm Filipino.

>>34707028
You wouldn't be able to identify a wellhead if your life depended on it.

If you ever had to fend for yourself, the only ammo you'd capture would be delivered individually, at high velocity.

>>34706411
The sandwich in the ad looks inedible. Do people actually eat arbys? I'm not health conscious by any stretch but that can't taste good.

>>34707095
Poor people do.

Imagine the kind of person that's too broke to get McDonalds and you start to understand the business model.

>>34706621
This.
Moving in shtf is just asking to get robbed/raped/killed.
Getting caught in transition is a rookie mistake.

>>34707095
bread, cheese, meat. what makes it look inedible?
>>34707118
i think the average meal at arbys is more expensive than mcdonalds.
fast food is shit so its moot anyway.

>>34706259
Gross as shit

>>34707066
That's cute, thinking you know I didn't grow up on a ranch. Instead of being a butthurt faggot you could have just said "That is a good idea I'll have to look into something like that" but you didn't cause your an idiot.

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This or what ever your favorite brand is.
Tastes good and can be eaten hot or out of the can.
some of the off brands like Aldi are very good for canned ravioli.

>>34707154
The quality of the bread meat and cheese as individual items are unacceptable. I wouldn't use that sandwich for compost.

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>>34707202

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>>34707220

>>34706724
mres don't take well to freezing.

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>>34707185
seconded. Also walmart always has it on sale for 88 cents a can

Similar to what people have said. I run a fairly successful business so I have plenty of spare cash (that which I havent already saved and invested). Own a decent sized cabin in the mountains, woodland on all sides and cleared enough space to grow food. Water source to provide clean water and a source of energy. Have a number of solar panels, wind turbines and use the water channels for electricity. Can run the cabin like a normal house pretty much. Obv no tumble dryer etc or microwave but who cares. Enough woodland to provide sustainable heat till the end of time. Wild game all around for meats, enough food stored for 10 years and large water tanks for a reserve. Bodily waste goes into a compost heap and water is largely recycled. It's fully off grid and has a decent weapon stockpile.

Feels good Bros.

>>34707228
>>34707220
Who is keeping these items in production? There's no reason for this to exist in the current year.

>>34707240
>he thinks there will be wild game after SHTF

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>>34707180
>That's cute, thinking you know I didn't grow up on a ranch.
In Africa?

Tell me, what opening do you toss the squirrel carcass into?

>>34707285
Humans are wild game when SHTF that hard.

99% of /k/ should just eat a bullet the second shit goes down. A dozen cans of ANYTHING doesn't fucking matter. Pretty sure everyone here who talks about SHTF situations are just schoolkids who think it would be fun when they don't know the real shit that would happen. I'm still scarred from that bitch in 2005 and it's the reason I moved my family to a more rural state.

>TL;DR

The best SHTF food for /k/ is a bullet

>>34707095
Once upon a time I worked for a processing plant that received the meat to be re-packaged and sent to Arby's all over the U.S.

All I will say is that their Australian sourced "beef" is anything but edible. Pallets of bloody boxes, no sealed plastic. I urge all of you filthy niggers to stay far away from that shit.

Truthfully I've worked with meats from nearly every fast food chain. *SPOILERS* it's all unsanitary meat salad that gets nibbled on by Mexicans all day.

>>34707180
He's probably saying it because the vast majority of wells aren't exactly an open fucking pit with water at the bottom. The well at my house is 1500 feet deep and its free flowing, you're not exactly going to drop a squirrel down a three inch pipe a quarter of a mile deep.
Hell even my neighbors unused artesian well has a concrete cap on it and a hand pump at the top, it would take four or five men to remove that cap. Unless you thought every single well is just a quaint little open well some 50 feet deep?

>>34707287
The hole I smash in the back, cinder blocks are cheap and keep steer from horning the pipes.

>>34707351
b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8

>>34706747

5 year shelf life. Unless they're dirt cheap, nope.

http://www.gcrieber-compact.com/product-range/maritime-survival/seven-oceans-emergency-ration/

>>34707313
The greatest prey and most dangerous prey is man

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>>34706267

Kill yourself.

>>34707351
The hole you smash through quarter inch steel casing?

Gosh, no one's going to notice that and come out shooting.

>cinder blocks
I don't even

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>>34706254

>what's the best shtf food?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBcY3W5WgNU

>>34707411
>Gosh, no one's going to notice that and come out shooting
nighttime, dont care, suppressive fire
>>34707356
somewhat, yet not really.
I get that everyone "knows" their shit is locked down, that's why we keep murphy around.

>>34707391
Have you read the amazing short story, THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME? It's about the DANGER of taking HUMANS as live GAME. Please DONATE to the AUTHOR of the AFOREMENTIONED anteceding STORY.

>>34707463
Set on an island, guy is sitting down eating a steak at the end?

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>>34707456
>When SHTF, I'm going to go around with a group of men, and lay down suppressive fire so I can use a sledgehammer to breach wellheads to toss dead squirrels down them, in the middle of the night

>>34707390
that 5 year shelf life is probably conservatively based on the assumption that they are going to be on a boat for 5 years, at high temperatures. the nutritional value will slowly begin to drop at some point after that, then worst case scenario they go rancid.

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>>34707495
sledgehammer, 12g slugs psh w/e

>>34707456
Ok, I used to live in a house that drew from a well. This isn't a 1800s English story about a rabbit and a farmer, well with a bucket or something.
A well today is a thin underground pipe that reaches the running water deep in the earth. Nothing gets in. Only water gets out from an electrical pump. Even if you smashed the reservoir, that would just destroy their momentary supply. Thats the same as regular vandalism and it wouldn't contaminate the water. Now leave.

>>34707477
>77 nice
All i remember was a top class hunter who read scholarly. He got bored of hunting animals because he said even the most clever animals couldn't reason. He used crashed sailors on 'Trap Ship' island as prey. Then, the main character, another world class hunter falls into his clutches and an interesting hunter-hunted story unfolds. The main character manages to kill his servants with traps and swims/circles back to the hunter's mansion. Good short story, might recommend a read.

Canned pemmican

>>34706747
those look disgusting

>>34707560
Think it is the one I'm thinking of, the servant part sounds familiar as does the swimming. If dogs are used as well I'd say 90% the same.

>>34707515
you leave and stop being buttmad when people poke holes in you wrol castle.

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Fucking canned bacon, cooked, drained, ready to eat.

>>34707618
Yeah, I recall some sort of dog being used. I think he ran to the water, or hid up a tree for that. Must be the same story then!

>>34707618
哎呀, I'm leaving and NEVER coming back! WROL SLQGHTF my ANUS you Dick Lord

>>34707648
Yaaaay *softly*
Then Ice-T had to come along and ruin it.
If the "hunted" character is eating a steak at the end in a house by the fire place its the same one.

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>>34707662

>>34707463
>Please DONATE to the AUTHOR of the AFOREMENTIONED anteceding STORY.


Richard Connell died in 1949. Fuckwit.

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>>34707662
n clk

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>>34707679
>Fuckwit.
He was pretending to be the author in humor.

>>34707618
Don't see anything about a steak. Here's the last bit of the story:

General Zaroff had an exceedingly good dinner in his great paneled dining hall that evening. With it he had a
bottle of Pol Roger and half a bottle of Chambertin. Two slight annoyances kept him from perfect
enjoyment. One was the thought that it would be difficult to replace Ivan; the other was that his quarry had
escaped him; of course, the American hadn't played the game--so thought the general as he tasted his afterdinner
liqueur. In his library he read, to soothe himself, from the works of Marcus Aurelius. At ten he went
up to his bedroom. He was deliciously tired, he said to himself, as he locked himself in. There was a little
moonlight, so, before turning on his light, he went to the window and looked down at the courtyard. He
could see the great hounds, and he called, "Better luck another time," to them. Then he switched on the light.
A man, who had been hiding in the curtains of the bed, was standing there.
"Rainsford!" screamed the general. "How in God's name did you get here?"
"Swam," said Rainsford. "I found it quicker than walking through the jungle."
The general sucked in his breath and smiled. "I congratulate you," he said. "You have won the game."
Rainsford did not smile. "I am still a beast at bay," he said, in a low, hoarse voice. "Get ready, General
Zaroff."
The general made one of his deepest bows. "I see," he said. "Splendid! One of us is to furnish a repast for the
hounds. The other will sleep in this very excellent bed. On guard, Rainsford." . . .
He had never slept in a better bed, Rainsford decided.

>>34707701
>He was pretending to be the author in humor.

Are you that fuckwit's spokesman?

Fuckwit.

>>34707706
indeed

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>>34707728

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>>34707679
I'm back for more you dumb ultra bitch and I'm gonna write some more stories.
But first I need you gays to give me money so I can continue, 'dude.'

>>34707728
Worst insult ever.
Just stick to the usual faggot or nigger.
>it is 4chan after all

>>34707738

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cal; you a fuckwit.

I meant to call you a scrote lapping, urine stained, churd sucking fuckwit's toady.

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>>34707776
Did you hear your older cousin say that? Do you feel like an adult now?

>>34707743
dood

>>34706713
Lifeboat rations are just calorie bombs. Sugar and fat. They can keep you going for a short period by themselves but ultimately you will need food with actual nutritional value beyond that.

>>34707743

You are perished, sir. Stay dead, you cunt.

>>34707755

Nigger faggot fuckwit.

>>34707405
Libby's is GOAT

>>34706259
I fucking love that shit.

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>>34707789

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>>34707824
Project much?

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>>34707843

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>>34707851
1 burries

>>34707234
You obviously don't watch SteveMREinfo

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what the actual fuck is going on in this thread made about storing food

>>34706254
I have stocked up on soylent powder bags.

2000 cal in a powder, balanced.


But before that, i was stocking beans dry and canned. Canned veggies, tuna, spam, grains


You want a great place to get canned good and survival food? Find the Mormon Pantry House near you and order from them.

>>34707594
Agreed.

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>>34707234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiErAgbwH3Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNzZRPdF1L8
if its good enough for steve its good enough for me.

Canned tuna packed in oil: You can punch a hole in the lid with a nail, push thick cotton twine into the hole, and it will burn like a candle. I got a small can to burn about 4 hours with a little can shaking, fussing, and wick trimming. I'm going to try one of the big cans, if I remember, next time I'm at the store.

Of course, you have to eat the tuna within 6-8 hours after the flame goes out.

>>34707791
Why don't people store multi vitamins? 1 years supply for a person is like $15 and I don't think they expire quickly(?)

>>34708261
They lose their potency after a year or so. Most medications do.

>>34707604
Idk about that particular brand but stuff on Amazon is just sweet bread. Not too bad assuming SHTF

>>34706267
>>34707405
Motherfuckers need to get on my level.

>t. literally just ate this

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>>34708297
Forgot pic like moron

>>34706601
Can I come visit anon?

>>34707976
i was always told that it would damage the packaging, steve's mileage always varies from mine

https://www.mealkitsupply.com/MRE/US/mre-storage/

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>>34707976
>NICE

I found that dude's channel a few days ago, and holy shit it has been the best thing ever. He goes all out... he'll eat literally anything that won't kill him. And will even sample and review the included cigarettes. Only thing I haven't seen him try yet is Kraut amphetamines.

He's also super descriptive and collaborative when reviewing, all while being very positive. Not sure if I'm exposing myself as a newfag cuz y'all know about him already, but damn you guys need to watch his stuff. It's autism approved content.

Dude is literally the bob ross of military food.

>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2I6Et1JkidnnbWgJFiMeHA

>>34708394
I like to listen to his videos when i cant fall asleep. The dude has a seriously soothing voice.

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>>34706267
>>34707405
>>34708309
I literally didn't know there was canned corned beef hash. Is this common at walmart?

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>>34708450

>>34708450
Yup.

Protip: They all taste the same, and Armour is like a dollar cheaper than the other fags' special snowflake brands

>>34708450
Other protip: Don't cook it in the microwave. You can, but it's fucking terrible.

>>34708492
I wouldn't cook anything that came in a can in the microwave.

>>34706254
beanboy.jpg

>>34707185
But how do you heat it up without a pot?

>>34707332
posts like this is why I browse 4ch. fascinating stuff there. disgusting. but fascinating.

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>>34706254
Some people would give everything they have for a Пaчкa cигapeт.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cf9BuOegJQ

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>>34706281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUYgguMz1qI
enjoy the comfy

>>34706254
Chili and tuna

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>>34706254

>>34708749
But is it any good?

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>>34707899
Excellent advice.
Mormons are even instructed to prep food and water for 'adverse situations.' It's pretty ebin.
https://www.lds.org/bc/content/shared/content/english/pdf/language-materials/04008_eng.pdf

>>34708749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgzACnYsV8U

>>34708320
Both me and the wife work for the state and with the feds in emergency management and disaster response, and our knowledge led us to get this set up. Western WA (I-5 corridor) is FUCKED in the event of a major natural disaster. Like it's going to be Katrina on crack, because so many of the logistics and supplies the govenment response relies on are staged inside the disaster area. A lot of the people I work with have made conscious decisions to live well outside urban areas and a lot of bug out plans.

That plus I truly believe we'll see civil unrest with the next decade or two.

To everyone but us it's a hunting cabin/weekend getaway spot/retirement home.

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>>34707185
Check dollar tree for your canned SHTF needs. Also fruit cocktail or peaches to keep it interesting.

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>>34708532

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>>34707095
This is the only thing I get at Arby's and it's pretty fucking good, just like homemade. You couldn't pay me to eat one of their roast beef abominations though.

>>34708788
Are you me? I literally bought those canned tamales at the Dollar Tree yesterday to see if they were worth stashing for some variety.

Unfortunately I can't stand them. Pretty nasty IMO

>>34708760
When SHTF I'll go balls deep with LDS cause I'm sure they'll be the only group with their shit together.

>>34708859
>NEW AND IMPROVED VOMIT AROMA

>>34708859
would try desu

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its actually damn good stuff, im sad wally world dont stock it no more

>>34707743
Shuffle off this mortal coil ya cunt

>>34707118
>magine the kind of person that's too broke to get McDonalds and you start to understand the business model.

Arbys is more expensive than McDonald's. They only good thing on the menu is the meat mountain, though.

>>34708278
So...
>start taking them NOW so you aren't suffering from crippling mineral deficiencies from a lifetime of nothing but tendies and mountain dew
>buy a new bottle when current one is half full
Always have between 1 and 1.5 years worth of vitamins on hand that way. If shtf longer than that you'll have either adapted or are fucked anyway.

>>34708822
I shudder at the thought of what you're making at home that is comparable to arbys and that you consider good.

>>34708758
No, it's fucking horrible.

But it's calorie dense and has a longer shelf life than you do.

>>34708829
they'll kill you from a mile away if you aren't already a member of the church.

>>34707287
>Tell me, what opening do you toss the squirrel carcass into?

Your dick hole.

>>34708976
Not if I offer them my daughters

>>34707321
Somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

>>34708998
may work, couldn't hurt to brush up on your golden plates beforehand though

>>34706254
buy a giant 50lb bag of rice
you cant go wrong with rice

>>34707245
People that buy em as a goof.

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New Zealand corned beef is so good, though pricey at times, though I do stock up on them when the Chinese markets have them on sale.

If shit did hit the fan, I bet this stuff would be like Filet Mignon of the Happening.

>>34707245
I want to try the cheeseburger

>>34708822
>roast beef abominations
Literally the only thing I like there.

>>34706411

>emergency rations thread
>nigga posts shitty fast food sandwich

This is about what we can expect from /k/ these days.

>>34708826
I'm rotting from the inside. I picked up some spaghetti O's with meatballs at fart and final today.

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>>34707228
>>34707220
sickened but

>>34706254
Old preppers will tell you to stock up on the "Four B's" - beans, bullets, bourbon, and Bibles.

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>>34706518
>the home of KCBBQ, TexMex, and White Caste

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Post yfw thinking about thos beans

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>>34710235
>White Castle

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>>34710339
Nigga, White Castle STARTED fast food burgers.

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twelve entire grains

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>>34710358
Nigga please

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>>34710407
>>34710358
You are like a little baby watch this

>>34706700
If you have the brain capacity to acquire and properly store dry beans, you can probably figure out how to source, screen, filter, purify, and store water. It's not that hard. Honest.

>>34706546
Caffine pills are cheap as fuck and each 200mg pill is 4 cups of coffee or a can of monster. They can also be crushed down and put into other food. Powdered caffine is a popular workout supplement, is probably even cheaper, but not as convenient to carry or use.

Cheap ass "pipe tobacco" for cigarette rolling, rolling papers, nicotine gum, cigarettes, and cigars of all kinds

Liquor and the ability to make it will practically be the currency if any agrarian society forms. Why have a shitload of rotting corn instead of shelf stable corn liquor that lets you face the day and provides most of your caloric needs.

>>34707899
thinking that any LDS pantry will serve Gentiles the same product they serve the families who pay tithe

enjoy your reconstituted sterilization stew

>>34710547
so what's the secret code word at checkout? or do you need to flash your special undies?

>>34707180
Oh. It's you again. Is trolling shtf threads how you get social interaction? The first time I was in a thread that you shit up, I got annoyed. After that I relegated you to the same status as Zed or Callum.

Now you're going to respond with a predictable threat.

>>34708998
Sure. Because whatever you have to offer obviously can compete with the product of nearly two centuries of selective breeding. There's a reason there are Mormon jokes about "White Wards" and "All the other Wards". If your family isn't already connected to the Quorum at some level, seek out some of the youthful suited gentlemen who are fond of bicycles and get involved posthaste because if your SHTF options seriously involve on seeking assistance from the Mormons on any level, you don't want to be a Johnny-come-lately at the exact moment all the Bishophric across the world are opening their Article 44 orders.

>>34707220
Is this an actual thing?

>>34710707
you can get canned completely prepped things in a shitload of variety of weird things.

>>34708532
If you're on the move, you open the can and put it over a tea candle. Leave it like that for about 10 minutes while you finish setting up your bivouac.

>>34710559
See above. Code word is conversion and tithing/being on the roll books before any poopies get near the fan.

And to contribute to the thread, The best SHTF food isn't gonna be found in one package. Learn about food and nutrition in general, throw different food down your eating-hole and see how your body responds, learn about food-storage and build a decent pantry. Or have a good enough job to lay in a pallet's worth of food/water you can forget about until they're needed. Around 3k is a good budget per person/pallet if you want enough variation to be pleasant and not hate yourself for only getting iron rations to survive on.

>>34710700
>implying I'm at all serious and won't be immediately fucking off to my mountain retreat to either die or eventually become a violent cannibal

>>34707043
I'm Hawaiian bruh. Shit has hit the fan when there is no spam in the house

>>34706259
Fucking awesome

>>34708394
I literally can't sleep now without watching one of his videos

>>34710964
probably better for the soul if either of those things happen innawoods instead of what the nightmare metro areas will turn into.

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>>34711003

It's the same in every Filipino house. I just have bad self control with Spam : |

What does /k/ think about Vienna Sausages for survival? Perfect out of the can or fried up with some eggs and hot sauce.

>>34707604
Kinda looks like shortbread.

>>34707791
True, true. And the calories aren't enough if you're expending energy.

>>34706879
It is yeah, £90 the lot.

>>34711047
It's nice that they also come in chicken and bbq flavour.

>>34711043
If for whatever reason I can't get to my cabin my fall back is to just go full Mad Max

> ride the I-5 eternal, shiny and chrome

>>34711090
Britbong, how fucked are you in a SHTF scenario?

I mean in the States or Canada we've got vast unpopulated areas of forests, mountains, etc.

You've got...what? Wales?

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rice
oats
fishing line / hooks
traps
ammo
seeds

>>34707185
Ravioli ravioli save my life in the apocalypsoli

>>34711202
Cannibalism of the rabies kind.

>>34711047
I've tried to put an mre together with them and rice as the main meal. The bbq one is the one that's tasty and spam is still far superior. Nice to have variety in how my processed meat is shaped though.

>>34706713
Yeah, it's basically long-life shortbread. They're explicitly designed for somebody chilling on a life raft. It'll keep you alive, but not much else.
Expensive per calorie, good with a cup of tea.

If that guy is selling on gumtree, he's rotating stock.

>>34711202
Scotland is as close as you'll come to wilderness. However, as long as you're not in a large town or city you're probably going to want to be around people.

>>34707185
I live right by an Aldi. On the rare occasions that i do some groceries rather than the wife, i pick up random canned beans. chili, ravioli etc just to stock in the pantry, for SHTF. Is this a good basic strategy? I have a huge basement and a lot of those big storage bins. I was thinking just stocking one or two of them with canned foods, a little gas cooker, and a few trays of bottled water. Is this a good start? Should i be looking at other foods instead? Any good infographics. Which canned products at ALDI are the best?

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>>34711202
Pretty fucked. There's always the Scottish Islands though. Personally I'd just bunker down and stay put.

>>34712119
Feb 2021 he says the date is. Personally I want to use them more for that you're suggesting. I buy the Army 24 rations for proper SHTF.

>>34711047
Deviled ham is better

You guys do understand that any SHTF situation will last less than a year at the very latest and any "unrest" can't possibly last more than a month, right? The best course of action is to evacuate during the initial actual evacuation, before the refuge system is set up so you don't get stuck somewhere, and get to relatives in another state and just try to find some part time work to help cover the expense of shacking your ass up.
t. Texan that still remembers Katrina

>>34706259
Pig disgusting. Only topped by herring in cream sauce with orange slices

>>34706315
>>34706724
>control F 'peanut'
Only slightly disappointed.

Peanut butter will save your life. All these canned goods are empty calories that will help you shit, peanutbutter will give you actual energy to use instead of depleting your bodily resources.

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>>34706524

That gap, though...

>>34706254
Chef Boyardee ravioli and beef macaroni. Box mac and cheese with cream of mushroom, tuna, and freeze dried veggies. Canned bread. Decent quality (ie in a jar) kimchee or sauerkraut, or other pickled veggies (not as healthy as fresh, but it lasts longer once opened). Dried beans or lentils, rice, bouillon, and dried mushrooms. Dried, salted fish (oddly expensive in the states), soaked and sautéed with cattail roots and shoots over egg noodles (soaked jerky works, too). Hominy grits (or any kind of grain/seed gruel, really. Humans have survived on this stuff for a long, long time. Add some dried fruit or foraged/dried onions, garlic, and other aromatics to mix things up). Oatmeal. Ramen, canned/freeze dried veggies (or just dried), and canned chicken or tuna. Red Delicious apples taste like shit, but they are engineered to last. Keep them cool and dry and they'll dry out instead of rotting.

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>>34713250


>>34713284
that better be a dude.

>>34706254
Pop tarts and potatoes
Potatoes never go bad if you know how to keep em, pretty much infinite energy if you learn to grow them

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>>34713988

>>34708785
If that quake shit hits the only way out will be a helicopter.

>soak beans
>cook beans
>dehydrate beans
aka quick cook beans
one can buy all kinds of dehydrated or freeze-dried foods.

>>34714266
Most of the Forestry Roads will actually be intact, or at least passable, surprisingly.

>>34711047
Vienna sausages are straight dank. I eat them all the time. Convenient source of protien with no cooking required.

>>34708758
Straight out of the can it isn't anything to brag about, but warmed up it's pretty good with some New England style baked beans on top. The kind with raisins is better.

>>34707240
The problem is getting to the cabin

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>>34708519
You Rang?

>>34719387
bless you

>>34707237
I miss the pepperoni one. Why did they stop making that?

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>>34706840
Isn't that the model who does like almost every single swimsuit for sale online? I know that because....I'm a weird pervert too.


Anyway onto a question. Let's say shit did hit the fan and society collapsed. Obviously next to ammo, canned food would be the currency of the land. Let's say I have a crate of spam and corned beef. What would you give me for a can? Would it be a case by case basis when it comes to bartering?

Also let's not take the pussy way out and say you'd shoot me and steal my shit. In this scenario we're buddies who pass by each other from time to time trying to rebuild society small piece by small piece.

>>34707477
Not quite. He decides that the villain's bed is the most comfortable one that he's ever slept in.

>>34706724
>SHTF plan that relies on his freezer continuing to work.
Uhm, anon...

>>34708450
Underwood just came out with a deviled corned beef spread, as well; I still prefer the ham, though (the new liverwurst is actually decent as a change of pace).

>>34708826
>Don't eat the husks

Seriously, though, mix them with a can of chili, it really improves the flavor.

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>Talking about preserved food.
>Not talking about the only two foods that do not expire. Ever.
>EVER.

Honey has enzymes from when bees make it that prevents spoilage as long as the honey is RAW AND UNFILTERED, and sugar doesn't go bad AS LONG AS IT IS DRY.

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>>34720237

>>34713311
>i know it's a boy
>still...
this is why the most accurate thing about mad max is the twinks. Lot of sacred band of thebes degeneracy while out in the field with the brood mothers left chained up at home.

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>>34720612
a relatively lot of ammunition (couple of boxes of 5.56 or 9mm) if agriculture and some kind of moderately stable economy picked up. food is food. I could see that if it was stable enough for people to not immediately snipe any other person and most of the great unwashed had already ran out of water and died that food would be traded for other food on a calorie by calorie basis with a premium to taste, fat content, and protien content.

IE beef jerky would be worth more than it's calorie content in rice, aquatic survival rations, or soylent food powder. but by calorie, weight, or volume the "cheaper" option would have more longevity and calories per weight. Idiots would trade a twinkie, space brownie, or bag of chips for well over the calorie/fat/protein content of boring survival foods like black beans and rice. Pushed far enough and given a stable but bland food source (like the literal metric fucking ton of white rice you can buy for ~$600) addictive junk food, processed meat, candy, chocolate, etc. would be worth a fuckload more than it's calorie content as a pre SHTF limited resource.

Besides ammo, vices are probably the best way to get food in trade
>porn
>tobacco of any kind
"pipe tobacco" that avoids the cigarette tobacco tax, rolling papers, rollers, etc. is probably a good idea to keep around versus store bought cigs. obscenely cheaper. also real pipe tobacco
>liquor
>drugs

if it's "the road" where food can't be grown there is literally fucking nothing besides death that will take that can of beans (or the backstrap) off the guy holding it.

one thing I've never seen mentioned is
>how do you wipe your ass without toilet paper
>hurr just buy 10 years of toilet paper
the answer is a thick cloth rag that you bleach regularly
A shitload of bleach for cleaning and disinfecting clothing/shit tickets/diapers/bandages is much more volume and weight condensed than stocking up on disposable luxuries like band aids and 1ply prison toilet paper.

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>>34707180
>I didn't grow up on a ranch
You sure didn't.
>>34707287
>>34707351
>>34707411
>>34707456
>>34707495
This entire exchange made me laugh so hard because I know that there's a retard out there who had the foresight to plan for the happening but this was his plan.

>>34707887
Literal retards happened. Also czeched digits, doubles bracketed by doubles are my favorite.

>>34721248
Drop a can of tuna into your ramen for a very easy meal that is filling after a hard day's work.

I haven't seen chicken mushroom ramen in years; I wish they'd bring it back.

Finally, I can vouch for the Shin; it's so much more expensive (not necessarily $1, but often ~$.80), but it's really good.

>>34707118
>arby's
>cheaper than Mcdonald's
Are you posting from bizaro world?

>>34706536
I'm from the midwest too and that pic pisses me off. That mac'n'cheese to corn ratio is fucking retarded.

>>34720612
>What would you give me for a can? Would it be a case by case basis when it comes to bartering?

Barter is always case by case. I would offer 5 rounds of .22 or 3 of any centerfire ammo for a can. Or 2 large zucchini. I make soap, I would consider letting a bar go for a half dozen cans.

>>34707228
Dog food looks more appetising

>>34721862
The Maruchan yakisoba is pretty good too, I really like the teriyaki beef flavor. It doesn't grate on me like regular ramen and I gladly eat it for lunch at work.
>>34720680
>relies
I'm sorry, I didn't know MREs go bad in a day if you take them out of the freezer.
You moron.
You put the MREs in the freezer because they'll last twenty fucking years like that. When SHTF you leave them in until the power fucks off and then you get five years that they're guaranteed to be good for.

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>>34706254
You should look into what farmers etc used to store for the winter.

https://permaculturenews.org/forums/index.php?threads/food-storage-designing-and-building-a-storage-room.61/

>>34711202
>Britbong, how fucked are you in a SHTF scenario?
He'd be thoroughly fucked.

Even if the UK devoted the entirety of their landmass to agriculture (bulldozing all the buildings), and somehow managed to get the same kind of yields per acre as the American Midwest (literally impossible), they still wouldn't be able to feed half their population.

>>34720680
Well, as the person this was directed to, I was going to reply. But it seems that >>34722884
summed it up pretty well.

>>34713105
This. It's never going to reach The Walking Dead status

>>34713105
unless Yellowstone and/or Mt. Rainier erupts.
then it could be The Road levels of btfo for large portions of the country

>>34706259
I prefer the Herring in sour cream. Ameribro here.

>>34708261
They also don't absorb as well as vitamins and minerals through food.

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I grow/forage for plants and vegetables and can or dry them for later use.

>>34706528
>Best way to bug out is to bug in
This, get where you want to be before SHTF or immediately after and bunker down. Knowing how to hunt, tan leather, grow food, and purify water is the only real way to survive. City fags don't stand a chance.

>>34719387
Blood in, blood out. Bean Boys 4 lyfe.

>>34708896
I recently moved and noticed they didn't have it at the Wal Mart where I was. I just assumed it was because it was in a more rural area. That is unfortunate as I rather enjoyed it.

>>34727633
i always ate it with some tortilla bread after throein it in the oven still in the can, shit was cheap and delicious, the melijones en escebeche is good tho

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>>34711047
Stateside flip here. I've never not had a 25lb bag of Jasmine rice somewhere in my house.

That + spam/vienna sausages: I can live happily for months. Would probably need some of those "one-a-day" vitamins so I don't die of scurvy tho...

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>>34728065
Arizona flip (formerly of Illinois/Iowa). I know how you feel with the never not rice in the house. Especially if it's that Three Ladies Jasmine rice. Goes well with cooked spam, vienna sausages. Hell, scrambled eggs with tuna and onions. I'm beginning to think our culture's casual everyday food is ration based XD

A true Filipino prepper would have cases of Ligo sardines. In the STHF world, sardines will be more rare than finding certain caliber cartridges like 303 British.

>>34722625

Give me the box of fifty and I'll throw in half a sleeve of Dollar Tree brand Nutter Butters.