North Korea could have the capability of hitting two key military targets in the United States: Hawaii and San Diego
>be me making this thread from sunny San Diego
>air raid sirens go off
>news says less than 30min for an ICBM to hit downtown San Diego/Coronado
>spend last minutes giving it to my gf
>Nork missiles so shit it veers off course
>"it looks like the missle has shifted course and will impact LA"
>mfw about to nut
>hear nuclear explosion about 100 miles away
>pic related
>a lot of anti gun people screams were suddenly silenced
>war declared on Norks
>get drafted and fight Norks on Nork soil
>make the sex with a lot of Nork qt 3.14's
>comeback home with syphilis and Nork qt 3.14
>gun laws are same as Arizona
>Padres finally win World Series
>mfw again
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