What's your opinion on trained military dolphins who sw

I don't like dolphins, so I'm happy we are pressing them into service as underwater suicide bombers

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>>34682825

>>34682825
dolphins rape and plunder ....
befitting for warfare

>>34682825
Take this to /an/ faggot

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>>34682825
Sonar amplifiers are better.

Dont the female dolphins have plush pink pussies?

>>34682882
They're also (apparently) horny and have no compunctions about inserting swimmers fingers and feet along with rubbing into them.

>>34682825
Seriously??

>>34682841
Did they not learn the first time? Fucking Russia man...

Imagine how easy it should be to make slow moving, fishlike robots that hold bombs

>>34682916
They did learn, now instead of using gods greatest creation as a bomb they use some gay fish.

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>>34682964
We already have the sneaky things that can stealth a person up to a submarine where they could attach a bomb.

>>34682825
>Trump: c'mon vlad
>Putin: nyet
>T: Tell me, I wont say
>P: Nyeeet
>T: Why did you buy dolphiiiiiiiins
>P: I dun no, if i wood id say u
>T: Ahhhhhh vlad, is it for finding mines
>P: I dunno
>T: Coms?
>P: DON IS SEKRET PROJECT CANT SAY

CUT TO: Putin playing in his private pool with five dolphins.

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>dolphins are known for raping just about anything with a pulse
someone has to carry on the tradition, I guess

What about dolphins who guard military objects and rape everyone who tries to spy from the water? Like navy seals and such

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>>34683170

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>>34682825
To blow them for research of course. Why else?

>>34683178

underwater rape whistles

>>34683231
What if they train dolphins to respond to rape whistles by approaching the sound and raping the owner even more?

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>>34682825
Probably training them to rape German women for the next war.

Honestly it's most likely for the same reason the US has a bunch of trained dolphins. They make excellent bomb sniffers and counter-swimmer assets

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>>34683013
kek

>>34682825
>>34682841
>TFW you release your anti-ship dolphins to attack the enemy fleet but they turn 540 degrees and walk away.

>>34682825
Wait a second.. Russia's unit is the Colossal Squid. Dolphins are Allied.

>>34682912
Don't tell that guy who posted the deer story.

Train seagulls to fly into enemy superstructures with 2 ounces of semtex strapped to their backs. A dolphin can't lug the ordnance required to damage a warship.

>>34682825

They made a way to translate dolphin to vodka-drivel and help guide their ships undetected

>>34682825
I JUST WANT FREAKIN DOLPHINS WITH FREAKIN LASER BEAMS ON THEIR FREAKIN HEAD!

>>34682825
Bullshit propaganda. I played red alert 2, I know that they use sonic beams.

>>34684395
Yeah right? What the freak.

>>34683954
or better yet go for the russian ships they were trained on and detonate there as trained.

>>34683170
>anything with a pulse
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvLZxG6pB6U

>>34682825
Crimea has old soviet facilities for training weaponized dolphins. I imagine it has something to do with this

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>>34684326
>seagull flies in front of an active radar
>deliver method is kill

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>>34683013

>>34684940
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That's what the anon was saying, anon.
Hence the link to the first pic..

The US has had attack dolphins with explosive syringes attached to their heads for a while now. It takes advantage of that faggot nose poke they do.

>>34682857
This

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>>34683013

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>>34684326
Stop it now!

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>The U.S. Navy Marine Mammal Program (NMMP) is a program administered by the U.S. Navy which studies the military use of marine mammals - principally bottlenose dolphins and California sea lions - and trains animals to perform tasks such as ship and harbor protection, mine detection and clearance, and equipment recovery. The program is based in San Diego, California, where animals are housed and trained on an ongoing basis. NMMP animal teams have been deployed for use in combat zones, such as during the Vietnam War and the Iraq War.

>The program has been dogged by controversy over the treatment of the animals and speculation as to the nature of its mission and training. This has been due at least in part to the secrecy of the program, which was de-classified in the early 1990s. Since the program’s inception, there have been ongoing animal welfare concerns, with many opposing the use of marine mammals in military applications, even in essentially non-combatant roles such as mine detection. The Navy cites external oversight, including ongoing monitoring, in defense of its animal care standards.

>It has been reported that the program will come to a close beginning in 2017, when the mammals will be replaced by robotic mine-hunters such as the General Dynamics Knifefish.

>>34682857
DO IT

>>34682836

They're trained to press it against the ship, then swim away. They actually dont die along with it.

>>34684032
Story?

>>34684032
There actually is a guy who was involved in a research project with dolphins and regularly had sex with a female dolphin. He got ostracized by the scientific community and by pretty much everyone else. It was many years ago, but in certain circles he is still a celebrity. I'm sure you can find out if you google a bit. He was finally separated from the lady dolphin by court order and she ended up committing suicide by dashing herself against some wall, pretty bad story.

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>>34685994
I initially read "general dynamics" as "Boston Dynamics" and got hyped for videos of an ungainly robofish flopping through the water and responding favorably to abuse from humans

>>34682974
hairless gondola is fucking terrifying

>>34686767
wat

>>34683013
kek

>>34684326
pfff, just hire some transport ships from Maersk and have them crewed with Philipinos