Innawoods stories? Tell me your experiences. Bonus points for spoopy happenings.
I'll post a spoop and /r/ a couple of stories. Basically, the stories are about people who get together in the woods to Most Dangerous Game each other, specifically, one has an anon camping with some buds getting caught in the middle of one and another has a sheriff/deputy/LEO of some form stumbling on the aftermath of one. This is probably a shitty summary, but it's what I got.
>>34669459
Here ya go anon
>>34669459
I know the other one you're looking for, and I thought I had it, but I can't find it anywhere.
So here's a different one
Anybody lurking? Should I keep dumping?
I'll dump more tomorrow if the thread is still up.
>>34669964
>Zombies are well known and embedded in popular western culture
>Idk what it was bruh, totally weird that I just described a zombie attack and gov cover-up but idk what it is.
I wish people would write better fiction.
>>34670112
>I wish people would write better fiction.
Then do it, seriously. Only way you get good at writing is by writing.
>>34669459
>diseased black dog thing crashing your bonfire
>nobody magdumps into it
>nobody stomps on the heart
>>34669979
So, uh, whatever happened to the expedition to go back out there?
>>34669910
You are a fucking miracle
Long greentext 1/3
>Be me
>Go to university in tiny little town that somehow got a state university campus in it.
>There is fuck all to do
>Meet some hippy wiccan kids
>They say there's an abandoned motel a few miles outside of town
>one of them is 8/10 troubled qtp2t
>"sure why the fuck not"
>go along with them
>be huge fedora tipper, don't believe in spirits or spoops or anything, but an adventure is an adventure
>go along with them
>motel consisted of a bunch of little huts
>like each room was its own little building
>been in a stat of disrepair for several decades
>pic related
>broken tube tvs all over the place
>mattresses that are just piles of rusty springs with the faintest remnants of fabric on them
>coupla random deer skeletons because why not
>hippy wiccan kids start going on about how alive and active the place feels
>8/10 starts snuggling up close to whatever guy she's next to at the moment
>Ignore her for now
>There's neat stuff to take pictures of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of ofo
>>34670813
rip
>>34670047
This one's a nice story despite clearly being fiction.
I do enjoy these goatman/skinwalker kinda tales when they're done well
>>34669343
>explore a sewer for six hours
fuck that's shit i did for fun as a kid, i'll metro that shit up though
>>34669343
Anyone do these? I've done all but one and would like to hear others experience with them.
>>34669979
I wish people would stop capping stories with the window at full size. It makes it way harder to read these on my phone or on smaller devices.
>tfw constantly having to scroll left and right to read spoops
>>34673901
"I'm a man now /k/"
Haha awesome
>>34669459
>many people armed
>only one guy shoots at dog
delete this screencap
I wonder what this kid is doing nowadays
>>34669979
>he got quiet
>we never spoke of it again
every fucking time
>>34669343
going to move out to indiana or new jersey... any good woods in indiana? it sucks in arizona
>>34675172
kys
Newfag to /k/ here, gimme a rundown on innawoods. what's a BOB, etc
>>34675286
bug out bag
quick grab bag with necessities to live innawoods in case of shtf.
>>34675172
>>34675345
200% fake
>>34675444
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>34669343
>>34673935
Relating tomMetros, does anyone have the greentext of the guy who found a wendigo in the D.C metro?
>>34675529
>fiction, especially in a horror setting, should be unrealistic to the point you can't suspend your disbelief.
>>34674864
>passing up prime skinwalker pussy
This anon fucked up
>>34669979
I thought a group of /k/ommandos were gonna hit up the spot where this encounter happened. What happened to that?
>>34675633
It's /K/ that's what happened.
Anybody got the screencap about the dude shooting a creature in the face? Then the creature wondering why it was made to feel pain?
>>34675608
Coulda made some spoopy babies
>>34675842
Human, skinwalker hybrid...
>>34674864
Honestly if it wanted to take your skin it would have done it already.
Sounds like it just wanted to be human, should have fucked it senseless.
>>34675966
Fucked it til its legs didn't work no mo'
>>34675992
I'd fuck a parapalegic
>>34675992
Should have fugged it again I mean.
Your children might have an insatiable lust for stealing human flesh but hey
>>34676006
>stopping at para
>not banging a body dead qt quadriplegi
>>34669964
What are they even insinuating happened here?
Anybody get the hobo w/ handguns or the guy who would tangle with methheads and moonshiners in WV screencapped?I don't really cotton to the spoops
>>34676028
I'd fuck half the things with vaginas and the other half are dead
>>34669343
This is an aside, but does anyone have more innawoods-style challenges like in the OP? I like these. Wanna collect them for inspiration.
>>34674882
Shut your bitch ass up Arizona is amazing.
>>34676324
I don't have them, but I know of what you seek.
There's another infographic called something like "/k/ Summer Challenges", and a boatload of STALKER ones that you should visit the STALKER general in the catalogue and ask for.
Also, as an aside, I wish I had some crazy friends who would do the "Fugitive" challenge in the OP with.
>>34676324
>>34676638
>>34676638
>>34676662
Perfect
>>34669979
>>34670263
>>34674253
>>34674781
>>34675633
Here's a way better screencap of that story
>>34670073
That is pretty crazy. It's like advanced level skinwalkers.
Then again, it's odd that Dad didn't totally waste FakeDanny with his gun when he came back to camp. At least Lisa could have lived.
>>34670089
You should delete this. The gun selection alone is absolute cringe. It only gets worse from there.
>>34669343
What the hell I'll share mine, it's nothing crazy, but 100% truth.
>be me
>this past March
>basic training at Ft. Jackson
>final FTX
>be squad leader
>my squad gets put on ECP for the night
>coolest DS in the company is out there with us
>tells us to relax and says as long as two of us are awake at a time the rest can sleep at their ECP positions
>me and battle buddy take first watch
>DS bullshits with us, talks about army, asks us our plans for the army etc.
>at about 0100 we hear a noise about 300 meters out from the ECP
>leaves rustling, probably just an animal
>we go back to talking
>battle buddy raises his arm and points
>"wtf is that?"
>see greenish lights but it wasn't a light it was like a dim glow almost like glowing fog, but still kind of different
>DS shrugs it off
>we continue to look at it
>then movement catches my eye to the right of the glowing shit
>looks like people walking in the woods
>"I think I see people out there, is the command supposed to attack us tonight?"
>DS just says "I don't think so"
>I look closer and can see they are definitely people but too far off and hidden in the woods to make out much
>they definitely aren't wearing camo
>some are wearing dark clothing, others look grayish
>after 45 minutes, no more glowing, no more people
>finish shift and go to sleep
>next day we ruck march 12miles back to the company area
>along the way pass numerous old graveyards
>look at some of the dates as we pass
>1860's
>realize I saw civil war spooks walking around the woods.
I'm convinced that's what I saw even if there is some other logical explanation
>>34673500
That one is good, could have done with more metaphysical concepts and less sheer threat. It almost sounded like a story about Fey on The Wild Hunt or something like that.
>>34670148
what the fuck man
>>34673984
this gives me a good feeling for some reason
seems very wholesome, apart from the dismembered elk of course
>>34669343
I ate a salad for dinner
That's almost bushcraft
>>34675559
that image is fucking gross
>>34674479
Oooh, that one is good.
>>34669992
what are good tactics for warding off skinwalkers anyway? i'm doing STALKER some time this fall and i don't wanna go missing
>>34670016
I gotta say, I like this one a lot. The fact that it's a guy wearing a deer head and not "boogaboo skinwalker don't die to boolets!" and the not-so-mercy-killings. i like how anon is a bitch about taking a life too. aint ever easy.
>>34679167
>YWN be a modern Crusader and rescue a girl from Satanic cultists.
>>34675263
Awwww
Doggos are best
>>34673971
I wouldn't worry about it.
>>34679409
Get out, Skinwalker!
>>34679409
Seconded
>>34674504
>I yell to scare the thing off. Looks at me like I'm retarded.
kek bears tend to do that shit when you yell at them
>>34674504
fucking feral dogs, man, they're becoming a serious problem in some cities around the world and there's just no easy way to dispatch them without having PETAlike-fags up your ass because them dawgs dindu nuffin and they was gud boys
>>34674726
>using balistol as sunscreen
>6'4'' gigantor
confirmed for being Hikock45's relative.
>>34678010
Wendigo and skin-walkers are people too.
>>34675529
>I wouldn't worry about it
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34670813
>>34672799
>>34674915
Hey sorry about that. Phoneposting.
Anyway, nothing much happened, but here's some more neat pictures that were taken.
>>34682984
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>>34682984
Fuck you anon
>>34670148
>topkek
I got one from when I was like 13.
>Me and best friend Joe walkin through the hills in rural KY
>Enjoying nature, climbing the foothills looking for yellowroot and indian cucumbers
>Nice and sunny out, perfect day
>Still on the lookout tho cause nature be wild n shit
>See rustling in foliage ahead
>Think maybe its a rabbit or coyote, not too spooked yet
>See a flash of brown
>Before my brain can register this Joe yells "OH SHIT ITS A BEAR"
>Fucking turn and book it down the foothill
>Suddenly parkour expert
>Sliding down muddy leaves, vaulting over fallen trees, beatingfeet.jpg
>Turn around, looking for Joe
>He is nowhere to be found
>Heart sinks to my feet, I cautiously make my way up the hill
>Oh shit I hope I didnt just leave him to get fucking MAULED
>Back at the top of the hill...when suddenly Joe jumps out, serious look on his face
>Then he just fucking starts laughing his ass off
>MFW there was no bear
>MFW it was a local dog
>MFW Joe knew it all along, piece of shit
>MFW
I still laugh about it to this very day but at the time I was incensed.
>>34684035
Joe sounds like a cunt.
>>34684124
It was funny as fuck in hindsight and Im still good friends with him a decade later.
>>34675545
>>34673893
You're a big image...
>>34675172
Fucken knew it
>>34674928
>29 Palms
hmmmm
>>34684717
damn, that has to be the shittiest, most clusterfucked cap I have ever seen. Didn't even bother trying to read it.
>>34684717
>>34674875
Proofs!!!!!!!!
>>34674928
im moving near Joshua Tree... looks like I can finally go skinwalker hunting
>>34684867
>fucking with the controls when someone else is driving
>taking an antique family heirloom winchester 86 out when he's fucking drinking and having homosex with his buddies
that anon is a real piece of shit
>>34676054
Gotchu with a shitty crop family