> mfw can't go back in time and impress germanic qts

>>34658687
>mfw I have sex with real women and don't have to project this hard

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>>34658687
yfw even the most basic dark ages germanic qt would wipe the floor with your disgusting 100lb frame

>>34659676
>mfw people lie on the internet

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>>34659696
B-but that's my fetish.

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>>34659785
in which case, do it op

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Will she laugh at the sword techniques we thought they did back then?

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>>34659855
when he looks at the camera at the end

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>>34659696
I'd imagine most of the germanic woman were pretty hard living in the forrest and fighting the Romans and shit. We're all 100lbs neets compared to them.

>>34659785
>polluting the blade with sweat, dirt, and fingerprints
reeeee

>>34659855
Fucking idiot, you dont turn your back to the enemy!

>>34658687
>Carbon Steel

Medicore

You can impress me, senpai. Post it.

>>34659696
Who that

>>34661837
Sure you can. You just have to use the right technique and form. Something that guy,clearly,was not doing.

>>34661971
I know right? Faggots don't know about that superior stainless steel that doesn't rust.

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>implying hans and gustav ain't gonna sacrifices you to their gods before even speaking with a germanic women