>you will never gun >self defense knife is dupid. >batons

>>34651573
OP, are you ok? are you having a stroke right now or something?

>>34651573
But at least you aren't a manlet.

...right?

Op isn't an American I'm guessing.

>>34651573
Honestly I'd attend one of those just to see what it was like. It's a pretty silly and interesting idea.

Also sorry OP

>>34651573
I understand the concept of perspective, but people in that photo still look visibly different in height

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12 funs and counting.

>>34651573
>Shaq attempts to go to the part only to be turned away at the door

>>34651783
I'm at 19 due to selling a WASR

>>34651573
>Harrison Bergeron is real now

Don't use a picture more interesting than your post, OP.

>>34651573
I'm 6'3" does that mean I have to hunch over all night?

>>34652069
That's less than 2m, you dolt.

>tfw you cant carry a knife that has a fixed blade and is longer than 3 inches
>tfw you cant defend your house form invaders because you can go to prison for killing them or seriously hurting them
>tfw you have no guns
>tfw your government wants to create a new internet
>tfw you need a vac licence for REPLICA guns with actions from 1870 onwards
>tfw you need a licence for black airsoft guns
>tfw deactivated guns cost a fuck tonne of money
>tfw even with a licence you can't get fully automatic weapons or normal looking pistols and even if you defend your house you go to prison for murder.

I want to die

>>34652172

... what country, I'm almost afraid to know

>>34651573
are you ausfag too?
i need to move to burgerland, god emperor trump protects the guns there

>>34652172
germany (no longer respectable enough for a capital letter) amirite
merkel has fucked you guy pretty bad

>>34651628
4chan would be infinitely better if you could only post from the anglosphere.

>>34652433
>>34652172
The UK unfortunately

>>34651573
God that would be hellish. I'm already barely on the short side of average.

>>34652458
Germany has super rugged self defense laws, you could incinerate someone with a flamethrower in your house and be chill. Owning the flamethrower is illegal, but using it isn't.

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Hahahaha. I became a us citizen on trumps 7th day in office. Eben though I couldn't vote for him my ultra lib gf did because of me. And we're behind enemy lines in the middle of Seattle.

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>>34651573
>Can own almost any gun, including full auto
>The Gov even give you one
>But can't carry unless you are Police or some kind of security agent, and even this is pretty rare

So wait
If some guy comes into your house with a knife trying to kill you and you clobber him over the head with a bat or something you go to jail?

What are the countries that do this, so that I can make sure I never visit?

>>34652938
Why would you ever want to leave America anyway. I swear I'm never setting foot outside the US ever again. Not until I can legally carry and use my gun anywhere in the world being an American. The bill of rights should extend to any country for us American and we would even have the right and might to enforce that onto weaker countries such as all other countries. When I'm of age and I could run for pres that would be my main goal. Forcing the bill of rights unto the whole globe.

>>34652623


That sounds like leaf gun laws, if you have your handgun permit you can even have handguns shipped to your door up there FFS.

>>34651573
I bet the mosque has a fine selection of weapons

>>34653112
still not worth not having ccw rights

>>34652615
>your ultra lib gf
>voted for Trump
>became a citizen on November 15th, 2016
YOU MUST RETURN TO YOUR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN

>>34653222
He came here legally. What's the problem?

>>34651573
But im over 200cm now what?????

>>34652615
Yeah my dad works at nintendo too

>>34651573
When will they fucking learn?

>>34653222
7th day in office was January 26 th retard. Maybe you need to go back. Back to reading comprehension 101.

>>34653251
He proxy voted for an autistic traitor

>>34653272
I can prove it actually. My passport/citizenship was approved January 26th 2017. Been in the states as a permanent resident since the late 90s.

How easy is it to overstay my Visa in some remote county in PA as an Icelander, impeccable English with an American accent

>>34653335
That's your opinion. I care for the 2nd amendment, legal immigration and Obamas care fucked me financially. I'll be voting for Trump 2020 count on it. To me you're a traitor for wanting to vote for Hillary.

>>34652172

>tfw you cant carry a knife that has a fixed blade and is longer than 3 inches
Yeah but only faggots carry knives to cut each other up and only in the city. Move to countryside.
>tfw you cant defend your house form invaders because you can go to prison for killing them or seriously hurting them
Not strictly true. Depends on the circumstances.
>tfw you have no guns
Also bong and pic related taken today.
>tfw your government wants to create a new internet
???
>tfw you need a vac licence for REPLICA guns with actions from 1870 onwards
No you don't.
>tfw you need a licence for black airsoft guns
No you don't.
>tfw deactivated guns cost a fuck tonne of money
Don't buy them, they are useless junk
>tfw even with a licence you can't get fully automatic weapons or normal looking pistols and even if you defend your house you go to prison for murder.
Yeah pistols always look retarded but you won't go to prison unless you do a tony Martin and shoot someone in the back while they run away.

>>34653356
Fuck off we're full.

>>34651573
>my father and brother in law would have to crouch to be 2 meters

>>34653112
Swiss laws actually I think

>>34653052
Are you stupid? It'd okay that you want more gun rights for everyone, but what you just said is idiotic

>>34652938
It's seen as unnecessary escalation and that's if you're lucky enough to not be raided and have it taken away and charged

>>34653803
Shut up, commie.

>>34653360
>Voting for someone that tells enemies Top Secret Intel because they helped him get elected.
>assumes if anyone didn't vote for Trump, they voted for shilary.

>>34652461
Oh yeah, the UK, Ireland, Canada, NZ and Australia all have good carry laws. Totally.
Out of the whole Anglosphere, the only countries that have good carry laws are South Africa and America.
Don't know much about the American, British and other anglosphere-controlled territories, but I'm pretty sure they wouldn't count as anglosphere per se

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>>34654535
Carry laws don't have anything to do with that, the point was more that we wouldn't get 3rd world phoneposters making unintelligible threads/posts. Dumbass.

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>>34654487
>believing the Russia meme
Oh, so you're just trolling. I refuse to believe there are people dumb enough to fall for that shit when these news articles state their sources are actual hearsay.

>>34654487
See at first it was
>OMG Trump can't negotiate. He will go to war with Russia! TEOTWAKI!

Then it was
> Trump won't condemn Russia! Russia will conquer the West, TEOTWAKI!

Then it was

> Trump is best friends with Russia! TEOTWAWKI!

Somewhere along the line I stopped listening to the

>"TRUMP! WITH RUSSIA! SCARY BAD!

>>34651573
>Go to height centric party to keep people from laughing at shortshits
>they're wearing Egyptian pyramids about 3 feet high to bridge the connection between 5"11 and 6"1
>Everyone laughing at the huge platform shoes all the dicklets need to wear
I'd go

>>34654612
We'll see what happens with the investigation. Fact remains he gave classified information away to Russia. Pretty shitty if you ask me. Real stand up guy. America first, right?

>"MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! (by letting Putin slide his cock down my throat)"

>>34655399
>Fact remains he gave classified information away
Are we talking about Hillary now?

>>34655592
Look it up. I'm sure Hilary did too. They're both crooked.
>inb4 fake news

>>34655650
FAKE NEWS!
REEEEEEE!
CHECK INFOWARS.COM FOR YOUR DICOUNTED WATER TABLETS!

lol jk

>>34651573
>Dupid
I chuckled.