>making dinner for your family >BANG >you run upstairs

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>>34649399
>Baby gets to top of nightstand.
The fuck?

>>34649399
>your wife's baby son is lying in a pool of her own son
what?

What MONSTER would leave their handgun out for their baby to kill themselves with?

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I GUESS ITS TIME WE GET TO MAKING ANOTHER

>>34649399
>Baby pulling the hammer back and pulling the trigger while its pointed at its head

>>34649399
FIRST OF ALL
>>your wife's baby son is lying in a pool of her own blood
>marrying somebody with children
I don't think I'll ever find pussy good enough to justify raising somebody else's son.
>right next to your handgun you keep on your nightstand that you left out
Naw bruh. I got a lockbox for a reason.

Although hypothetically if I was dumb enough for this to happen, it's a good thing I just rented a wood chipper and am about to fly to Mexico for business.

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>>34649399
>wife's baby son

>>34649459
is it a boy or a girl?

>>34649399
This bait is pathetic

>>34649592
"bait" is rounding up. It's just a lame premise for a thread that some fuckstick thought would be provocative enough to take off.

Another equally shitty thread died for this.

No loss, but nothing gained.

>>34649592
Ur pathetic

>>34649399
>>your wife's baby son is lying in a pool of her own blood

> wife's baby son
> her own blood
> wife's son
> her

something here doesn't make any sense

>>34649399
Not be you.

>>34649399
>Wife's baby son
diserved it, survival of the fittest and now i don't have to worry about someone else's baby.

>children of any sort in my proximity
Yeah no

>wife's baby son
>implyign my "wife" is capable of bearing children
>implyign i'd even adopt
>implyign i'd want children
If there was a kid in there, it sure as hell wasn't mine and wasn't his either. Bury it in the backyard or throw it off a bridge into the river near me, then go back to wondering where the fuck it came from in the first place.

>>34649399
>Wife's baby gun lies in a blood of it's own son
>Right next to headset flickers screen with 2/12 K/D at Counter strike source
>no

>>34649906
Are you assuming that babies gender?

>>34650136
If it was a "she" then the OP should have written "daughter" and not "son".

>be me, proud and god fearing american
>enjoying my 2a rights, while sitting in my living room
>suddenly hears a squish at the door
>almost like several infants banging their undeveloped skulls against an oak door
>look out the peephole when it sorta slides open
>a pile of multiracial infants with downs is making its way towards me
>begin to scream and panic for no matter what I do in this situation I'll be labeled the next hitler
>the swarm knocks me down
>the smell of shit and huggies floods my senses
>4 of them hold me down, as 2 begin to suckle my nipple
>OH DEAR GOD NO
>notice the swarm getting closer to my Baby Be Gone 35inch thick guns age
>the leader of the swarm waddled to the top
>he's blacker than midnight with a big nose and yamulka
>begins chanting this incantation in what can best be described as the bastard child of ebonics and the Talmud
>my glock Gen 4 starts phasing through my safe
>he smirks and incants some more
>suddenly my glock turns into a FULL AUTO BLACK BABY KILLER DEELUX with 50 ROUND CLIP
>no, PLEASE NO!
>he smiles at me as he puts the 55mm barrel in his mouth and pulls the trigger
>baby brains all over me as I notice that a group of mother were filming me as a cop waits to throw the cuffs on me

Fucking baby

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>>34649399
>wife's baby

I obviously planted it there to make sure the nigger spawn dies in front of his race traitor whore mother's eyes before I then leave her to co-create with a woman who has not been blacked.

>>34649486
>>34649503
>>34649924
>>34650790
>taking a maymay this seriously
take a chill pill, spergs

>>34650036
Where were you when you hear baby gun die?
>I was ran upstairs in bedroom by nightstand.
>wife ring on phone on nightstand
>"gun baby wife is kill"
>"no"

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>>34650758
Lost

>>34649399
>>your wife's baby son is lying in a pool of her own blood

>your wife's baby son
Not your son?

>>lying in a pool of her own blood
She's fucked up, not the babby son?

>>What would you do, /k/?

Well, if it wasn't my kid, and my wife had some other fuckhead's babby, I'd piss on them both, call the cops and tell them to clean up the shit, collect the insurance, and score some hookers and blow.

i feel like all the people going 'nuh, muh wifes son? not my kid lmao' wouldn't actually have the balls to pull through with that kinda shit in real life.
moot point anyways, not like anyone who thinks that way is the kind of person who can get married :^)

Post this post on /k/, is this some form of thread sliding?

>>34651095
Yes

>>34649432
zhe transitioned while op was mid-sentence.

>>34651026
This. If you don't have the cahones to knuckle up and raise your wife's son like yours, you are the real cuck there.

>>34649459
You me Jamal gets to make another baby with your wife?

>>34649399
Tell the wife that we don't need to go grocery shopping today cause I have some fresh meat for her to cook up. Problem solved.

>>34649432
>a pool of his own son
holy kek

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>>34649399
>your wife's baby son is lying in a pool of her own blood
>son
>her
when will the tranny meme die

>>34650962
yes but how was babby formed?

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>>34650758

>>34649399
>Making dinner for your family
>As the alpha male of the house

Lmao good one anon.

Didn't happen because a baby can't rack the slide to chamber a round.

>>34653952
>not in condition zero on your bedside gun

>>34649399
>wife's baby son
Nothing of value was lost

>>34654749
>not in condition -1 having already shot your bedside gun

>>34653288
How girl get pregnant?

>>34654792
>not in condition -2 with a dead nog by your bedside and your phone dialed to 911 at all times

>>34649399
>Find op
>Fuck op

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>>34649399
Mfw dead baby

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>>34649968
Literally threw the next jesus off a bridge because you're not even going to be cucked by god.
Damn fine work anon, damn fine.

>>34651774
Sure thing jamal

>>34649399

Question how my gun can be on my hip and on the night stand at the same time.

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>>34649399
Call the Police and report that an under-aged intruder shot themselves while trying to steal my firearm and that they seem to have been accompanied by an adult female, I feel my life is in danger and may have to shoot her.

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>>34650758
>full auto baby killer deluxe
>55mm
PRAISE BE COLT KOCH