>he owns pistols without a holster for them What's

>>34645020
I don't carry them or intend too.
Shit thread.

>not having alien gear holsters for your Bergmanns and Lugers

>>34645058
Kydex takes 30 seconds to form.

I can't find a cheap Colt Walker holster/would rather spend the money on other more necessary things. Not to mention it would probably pull my pants down

>>34645020
Yugoslavia won't make holsters for my CZ99 for some reason

I don't like filling out paper work. I don't have a P.O. box set up for dealing with results of paper work. So a holster doesn't make much sense until all that's taken care of.

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>>34645020

I have an insatiable urge to buy firearms that I have little use for or any intention to ever carry.

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>He doesn't wear knee-high socks for the explicit purpose of holding two derringers

>>34645020
I wear a belt and it goes comfortably behind my back.

>not mexican carrying

>>34645420
Yes, I also like weapons.

>>34645460
>Bro playfully slaps you on the butt
>Barrel ends up lodged in your asshole
>Initially shocked, you come to enjoy the sensation
>Discuss it with your bro
>End up trying some stuff under the strictest of 'no-homo' terms
>Still leaves you doubting the true nature of your broship in your darkest, most private moments
>Put on a happy facade in public despite this
>Self doubt ends up sabotaging your every subsequent endeavour

It's a dangerous road.

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>>34645498

>>34645020
Basically
>>34645031

.22's for the most part.

>>34645513
Don't put crucifixes up your ass. It may seem fun but rectal splinters are really hard to remove.

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>>34645450
>he doesn't have a thigh holster with matching thigh high socks
What are you fucking gay?

I don't want to scritchy scratch them

>>34645020
mine fits comfortably in my pocket

>>34645093
Ol' Smoke Wagon, nice.

>>34645020
CC and OC are illegal where I live
>tfw living in noguns noncountry