Here's that Infinity I was tellin' you about. Amazing

I too have a long slide and a wide body.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnw08iNb51U

>>34641111
nice quads

Goes he even own any guns?

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>>34641111
This is every 1911 enthusiast.

>>34640152
>Almost 15 rounds 45

>>34641111
Why is Steven Seagal mumbling gun words? What is this from? And please tell me it isn't meant to be a joke.

>>34641111
is this what happens when a FUDD and a liberal gun grabber have a babby in Pripyat?

>>34640152
Steven, stop shilling your shitty new movies. We don't care

>>34641143
I have it on good testimony that he has M2's set up in case his home is attacked.
He is proper /k/

>>34641143
this here>>34641111 is literally his private collection.

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>tfw i have steven segal's widows peak hairline

Ive been called balding since i was 13.

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>>34641111
>those digits

>>34641422

Nothing wrong with that. Seagull doesn't have hair. He is bald. He wears an incredibly shitty piece. That being said. If your hair somehow looks as bad his... Yeah. Time to shave it off.

>>34640152
https://theflyingguillotine.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/the-ridiculousness-of-steven-seagal-part-1/

https://theflyingguillotine.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/ridicuousness-seagal-part-2/

okay steven

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>>34641111

what

>>34641143
He's actually an autisticly good shot with custom 1911's fucking bastard. Youtube it.

>>34642743
as much as i love to shit on him i ave to admit thats true
i bet hes spending 90% of his free time shooting his 1911 collection

>>34640152
I like Mr. Seagull, I wish I could be fucked to watch more of his movies to show him some support

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>>34642743
You mean this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn4d-UqPVN4

>>34641422
Just wear a black coat with snakes on it and become a warlord. Then nobody will mistake your badass villain hair for balding ever again

>>34641143
How else is that fat fuck going to be able to defend himself?

>>34642743
>>34643322
Ha with a .22. then it is a .45 at the end

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>>34641422
>>34643844
>Dye your hair with black shoe polish
>Eat a lot
>Study Aikido
>Start wearing oversized leather coats or kimonos
>Wear yellow glasses all the time (even in sleeping)
>Speak quietly and mumbling to appear as mysterious person
>Tell people that you used to work for CIA
>Tell people that you fought against Yakuza/Cartel/Cosa Nostra/Bratva
>Act like you can play guitar
>Constantly praise Putin and Lukashenko to your friends
>Spend all your money on 1911's and Katanas
>Stare random people with murderous strate

Guaranteed nobody will dare to call you baldie anymore. Nobody will fuck with you anymore (except international terrorist organizations)

>>34641204
>amazing, can you imagine?

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>>34640152
Here's that longslide he was talking about

>>34641111
Top tier acting, there.

>>34643900
.45 on paper from 5 yards, then .22, then .45 again faggot.

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>>34641111
I wonder what was this guys thoughts during this scene?

>>34646060
10 yards*

>>34641422
Get fin you dumb nigger
Sides are made up by attention whores who want an excuse why their fat mixed gf doesn't do it for them anymore

>>34646149
Go back to /pol/ or /fit/ dued

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>>34640152
Apart from being a master at Aikido, katana warfare and pistol marksmanship Steven Seagal is also known for being an expert sniper.

There is a rumor that during the 70's when Seagal was working for CIA he was personally trained by the legendary Simo Hayha who saw potential in Steven. Seagal is also rumored that he gave sniper training for the late SEAL sniper Chris Kyle. Seagal was known to give training for various USSOCOM units during the 90's and early 2000

Since Seagal is very humble person he has never talked about any of this.

>>34641111
Are Seagal's movies just an excuse for him to play dress up and show off his collection?

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There is a rumour that Seagal met Putin during the 80's in Afghanistan.

It is rumoured that during the Soviet-Afghan war in the 80's Seagal who was working for the Central Intelligence Agency at the time was sent to Afghanistan to give Aikido training for the Mujahideens. Vladimir Putin who was working for the KGB at the time was in charge of interrigating and torturing capitured Mujahideen fighters. Due to his brutality he earned the name "Shalashaska".

It is unknown how they met, but apparently at some point they fought hand-to-hand in a minefield in desert. Due to their supreme martial art skills they both could not beat each others and they both earned each others respect. They were enemies, but respected each others and agreed to part in peace wondering if they will ever meet again.

Of course due to the national security reasons they both cannot discuss these events.

>>34643322
Didn't know the seagull had it in him

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>>34643844
>badass villian hair

Thanks, anon.

>>34647523
Chris Kyle used to call him "sensei" if that means anything

>>34648263
>fought hand-to-hand in a minefield in desert.
This is good stuff, anon.
You sure you don't want to make a movie of it?
Cause i'd buy it.

>>34641111

I didn't know Seagal was into ASMR

>>34641143
>>34640152
>>34641111
>>34641240
Ex-cop/private guard my family knows used to work security around Hollywood. He remembers Seagal coming up to him at some event, literally taking his (the ex-cop's) pistol out of the holster and autistically comparing it to his custom 1911s at home.

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>A stylist who fitted Seagal for a tuxedo for the Academy Awards once said, "I had to tailor the tux around two giant guns. He said he needed 'cover' in case 'they' rushed the stage on him. Who 'they' were, He had no idea.'"

>>34652680
When exacly was Seagal even invited to the Academy Awards ?

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>>34641111
Damn, that is fucking sad.

>>34640152
>that Infinity
>http://www.sviguns.com/
>can't even finish the parts to not look like they have been ground out of a piece of bar stock on a Harbor Freight bench wheel grinder

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>>34652680
>dat existential suffering when you carry two 1911s and still don't have the capacity of a single G17

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>>34652792
Seagal was in 1995 Academy Awards.

He was probably expecting to recieve Oscar for On Deadly Grounds.

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>>34640152
Here's dat Kimber i wuz tellin you about

>>34652680

Oh, he knew who (((they))) were, sly bastard.

>>34647523
it's also rumored that he cried during a hard speedboat trip even though he bragged about being a SEAL and shit himself when he tried to nut-punch his way out of a sleeper hold from a MMA master. It's up to you which ones you find plausible.

>here's the Caspian I was tellin youaboutveryflat *wheeze*amazing gun
I guess if you lounge around all day and shoot $3000 target pistols you get decent at it but I'm pretty sure a flight of stairs could end him.

>>34652841
If 1911 guys actually cared about capacity they wouldn't own one in the first place

Gr8 b8 tho m80, got me to reply

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>>34655689
There is a rumor that Seagal actually never left CIA and insted he became a sleeper agent and assumed a new cover as action movie star and sex symbol.

It is rumored in the world wide intelligence community that CIA activated Seagal and ordered him to infiltrate Kremlin and Putin's inner circle by using his A-list celebrity status.

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>>34652680
>He said he needed 'cover' in case 'they' rushed the stage on him
Good heavens. The savages are aware of our tricks. Stop all of our plans at once.

>>34652846
Please,...somebody do a doodle out of this image your know,

like the kommando standing alone in the corner at a party, mumbling to himself about how no one else at the party is wearing camo, or combat boots, or carrying EDC, etc, etc

>>34649957
kek

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>>34655689
>I'm pretty sure a flight of stairs could end him.
That's where you're wrong