This guy slaps your girls ass at the range and looks you dead

Slap his ass right back. Ah, the joys of bisexuality.

stroke his goatee lovingly and embrace him with one of the wildest interpretive dances hes ever seen

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>>34639919
1. Not worry because Ian, while tall, lacks any sort of physically impressive physique. He is a string bean at best and 2. wonder who the hell he just butt slapped because I sure as hell don't have gf.

>taking women to the range

>>34639919
Ask him to do a detailed review of her for the next rock island auction

Not even joking, I would unironically let Ian fuck my girlfriend. I would probably let him fuck me too.

>>34640023
Go home Karl, you're drunk.

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>>34639919
Give him pic related and ask if he can still shake a martini with this.

>>34640045
Serious question are Ian and Karl fuck buddies?

>>34640054
Not saying I wouldnt love to have a martini henry but that patina is so fucking gross.

>>34640089
No u

>>34640045
>>34640081
Yes, Ian is the bottom.

>>34640004
Is that a girl or Ian in that pick. The lush hair and shapely ass make it hard to tell.

>>34640150
>karl
>topping anyone
He's a total uke

>>34639919
>Sorry Ian, I frankly like your guns but slapping my wife's ass is a little to much
>Knock him out

>>34639919
What girl

>>34640150
did you see their shot show videos

But why would Ian slap himself?

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Finger his anus like that one guy did at a meet-up.

He only touches things that are forgotten OP, you have some explaining to do

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>>34640150
Do they live together?
Do they go ass to ass?

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>>34639986
Wait, are you bisexual, or is ian a bisexual.

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>>34641667
Ian obviously
Who else has a booty that nice

This thread is going places id frankly rather it not

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>>34639919
UP THE ANTE

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>>34639919
Get jealous and call my gf a slut for stealing precious Ian from me.

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NANI?!?!?

>>34639919
Shoot him in his faggot face.
Fuck Ian and fuck this garbage thread

>>34642782
N I C E
I
C
E

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>>34642823
> being this mad

>>34639919
Slap his sexy ass back, obviously he meant to slap mine.

>>34639919
line up so he can slap mine next

>>34642931
this

>>34639919
Ship him back to Finland

>>34639919
Slap him in his ass.
Ask him if he likes how that feels.
If he says yes, then I know he didn't mean anything harmful.
Let him keep slapping my girlfriends ass.