Is there anything like MRE wheat snack bread that I can buy without

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>>34620315
not sure how chewy those are but you could try these

>>34620353
Those are like a hard cracker, right? I had some earlier today, not anywhere close. WSB is very soft.

Is it like hardtack?

Fuck yeah. That plus the fortified MRE peanut butter or jam = sex
I have yet to find a good replacement, OP

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>>34620384

My understanding is hardtack is hard, so no. Maybe it's like a softer hardtack, i've not actually had hardtack.

Just make your own, the recipe's online somewhere.

>>34620315

I haven't had a lunchable since I was a kid but I think the pizza ones were very similar.

>>34620315
Maybe try naan bread.

>>34620452
Couldn't find it with a quick google search.

>>34620454
Neither have I but I think you're actually right. Not exactly about to buy a shit ton of lunchables though.

>>34620315
Why the fuck would you want it? It's like eating a dense, stale, double-sided heel piece.

>>34620461
Naan is actually delicious, fuckface.

>>34620878
>Why the fuck would you want it? It's like eating a dense, stale, double-sided heel piece.
this

MRE """""""""""""""bread""""""""""""""" is fucking horrible. It's so dry and has the texture of being stale and yet completely flavorless. it's not hard enough to be hardtack and not soft enough to feel like a slice of bread. It's just god awful, even putting peanut butter or cheese on it does nothing to help. It's like eating a thick piece of paper.

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>>34620878
>>34620914
I enjoy it. Most of the people who give me shit about the 'bad' food I enjoy also eat horrible shit like tomatoes or deepdish pizza, so I really couldn't give a rat's ass what they think.

>>34621000
>Most of the people who give me shit about the 'bad' food I enjoy also eat horrible shit like tomatoes or deepdish pizza
Well, now you're just confirming yourself as being complete shit in food taste.

Bump for interest.

>>34620380
Sandwich Thins are NOT like a hard cracker unless they're stale. In fact, they sound/are like what you are describing.

>>34621000
there's something wrong with you bro
I don't discriminate against foods at all so I completely disagree that tomatoes can't be good. It's in ketchup how is that not good?

>>34620315
I fucking loathed Wheat Snack Dread, I don't understand how you can like it it's garbage

>>34620418
You need peanut butter just to make the damned thing edible

looks like some naan

that shit is tasty

>>34620914
MRE's would be alot better than they are if it was hardtack, hardtack is fucking amazing.
The problem is american palates are so breads heavy (burgers, pizza, sandwiches)

>>34620353
Something like this is what WSB should be.
A perfect MRE would have this and some wraps (Tortilla or enriched wheat) and/or some hardtack

>>34621000

>tomatoes
>bad

Literally fueled the fucking Roman Empire. You can buy as many guns as you want when SHTF, but one season of prosperous tomato growth (slicing it into 1 inch thick slices and placing them in a square over literally just fucking soil and watering them) can yield dozens of fucking plants, not to mention the tremendously easy capabilities of reducing tomatoes to a sauce, dicing and canning/pickling.

Eat a dick, tomatoes fueled the legion.

>>34621841
Yo, not him, I fucking love tomatoes but ketchup is fucking disgusting and a waste of good tomatoes.
Mustard Race over here, take that red shit paste and kys.

Anything you faggots use catsup for is infinitely better with mustard or ranch

>>34621898
Tomatoes are a new world crop. Showed up ~1000 years after Rome fell.

>>34621921

Okay i fucked up and got a bit overzealous, but still, it took Europe by storm pretty fucking heavy.

>>34621921
proof?
Potatoes are a new world crop there jimbo, although i believe there were certain types of tomatoes native to the americas

>>34621913
Patently false, burgers without ketchup will always be missing something and anything that is not gravy or ketchup does not belong on fries. Do not fight me on this I met my best friend over a fistfight over my anger at him eating mayo and fries like some kind of frenchman.

>>34621937
NM, just looked it up. It appears both tomatoes and potatoes were american.

Fuck guess those roman faggots lived off grapes and buttsex

>>34620384

OP's bread is chewy. hardtack will take you a good 15 minutes at least to get through one roll

good on you for knowing about it though

>>34621947
How the fuck did it take you however many years of school to not know tomatoes weren't euro native?

>>34621921
False. They were traced to Aztecs and eaten among the poorer Europeans. Which the average Roman soldier was.

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>>34620422
>Enfield A E S T H E T I C S
>Martini-Henry STOPPAN POWAH
I came.

>>34620315
WHERE

TO

COP

CARROT POUNDCAKE

>>34621944
A very small amount of Ketchup on a burger is tolerable coating the upper bun, it is not as important as cheese. But the true reality is a burger is nothing without lettuce and tomato.

Mayo, Ranch, Mustard, buffalo sauce, hot sauce, cheese, bacon, bleu cheese, gravy honey mustard and a few other sauces are all acceptable for fries.
Ketchup and fries is simply unimaginative and shows a serious lack of palate and refinement, hell salsa is better with fries.

Ketchup on a hot dog or sausage on a bun is abomination tier, like I will fucking slap it out of your hand and beat you to death tier.

>>34621964
Because potato tomato

>>34621898
Tomatoes didnt exist at the time in Europe, the name is literally from some pre-colombian language you tard.

>>34621968
Retard.

>>34621937
>>34621898
>>34621934
Potatoes, tomatoes, and eggplant are all in the family Solanaceae and all evolved in the americas. Read a book ffs

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>>34621980
I agree on the veggies making a burger or a very disappointing sandwich but hot dogs and ketchup is sacrosanct and I'll be damned if anyone is going to tell me otherwise becasue of some trendy food blog.

>>34621999
Corn too.

>>34620315
What's with the prices of MRE lately? A grocery store near me buys them rips them up part them out. They want like $1 for cheese and peanut butter packages and $7 for a main course without a heater (those are $3)

>>34621864

this it sounds like naan

>>34621980
You better not be talking about iceberg lettuce or ima smack you

>>34622008
I knew i missed one, was just too lazy too look it up

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>>34622010
Internet memes and the surplus from fuckhuge wars running out.

>>34622019
Lettuce exists to lighten and give texture, iceberg does it best

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>>34621841
Hate ketchup. Tomato sauce physically makes me gag. It's such a disgusting substance. It's only ever good on a very thin coating on thin crust pizza.

>>34621898
Ignoring how fucking wrong you are, why should I care? Med food is terrible. Teutoburg Forest best day of my life.

>>34620422
Hot damn a Marini Henry with SMLE fore-end looks sweet.

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>>34620315
wheat tortillas should be about the same stuff. give it 15 secs in the microwave and I could eat myself to death on warm bread alone. not sure if it's cheaper than WSB though. if you have the list of ingredients, you can always try to back engineer it....

>>34620461
>>34620878
>>34621864
>liking streetshitter version of bread
Wew
Lad

>>34622000
You, my not-friend are a fucking heathen.
One day the mustard race will be free of you catsup mongoloids.
Hotdog/ sausage+bun - Mustard and Kraut
Relish is acceptable as well. And I suppose I gotta throw cheese and bacon/chili out there for the fatties.
A hotdog is literally better with no toppings than with ketchup, it ruins everything

>>34622019
nope, that would be some heathen tier shit a ketchup slurper would do

>>34622042
>streetshitter

if it only were just that. they even shit in the rivers they drink from....

>>34622057
The only thing that can save a hotdog ruined with ketchup and make it palatable again is mustard, I don't suggest this mix, but if someone was to hand you a ketchup dog scrape that shit off best you can and throw mustard on to save the day

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>>34622057
You should really try Ajvar...

>>34622057
>>34622000
Ketchup is much better if you get it without preservatives and store it in the pantry after opening. Becomes much more vinegary, which i like but thats also what most would consider ketchup going bad despite it not being a risk to health at all due to the vinegar

>>34622031
>ketchup on pizza
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>34622057
>chili and cheese on a hotdog that consists of like 10% added fat
why even have a sausage at that point?

Ketchup is the perfect combo of sweet and tangy without drowning out the hot dog, it doesn't go with much but fries, burgers and hotdogs are incomplete without them..

>>34622090
I meant tomato sauce in general, smartass.

>>34622082
Don't forget the 11th commandment -
"Thou Shalt Not Put Ketchup on a Hot Dog"

I've been trying to get rid of that one extra piece of snack bread in my MRE cache. It's the worst crap on planet earth... I figure I'll just dump some jam on it to make it go down easier.

Speaking of MREs, is there a place where you can pick out which ones you'd like? (pls no vegetarian/ratatouille)

>>34620315
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00881W4SY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_BRVCzbC366HB2

>>34622095
I didnt mean to imply thats how you should use it exactly. I mostly only use ketchup for fries, that or honey bbq sauce. I like a good gourmet mustard or horseradish for hotdogs and sandwichs

>>34620315
Just grab like three pieces of wheat bread, and stack them, then use your hand to push down on the snack as hard as you can.

Best I could think of.

>>34622090
Burgers are incomplete w/o lettuce and tomato, as established earlier.
Literally any fucking sauce on the planet is better for dipping french fries including honey mustard and plain old mustard.
Even the grimiest hot dog slathered in cheese and chili/bacon is more palatable than fucking with CATSUP.

Ketcheup is sugary fucking garbage paste that parents put on their kids food to make it palatable for their immature tastes.
It's not even a fucking plebian choice for a hot dog, it's below that, it's fucking sacrilege, it's something that a literal underdeveloped child does.

You wanna know the only fucking thing ketchup is good for? Making a fucking meatloaf (coating the outside) The sugars brown the outside of the meat nicely and keep the juices in.
That's literally fucking it and the same shit can be done with other sauces or just plain old tomato paste

>>34622127
>ketchup for fries
you should try garlic cream instead...

>>34622136
I cannot stand ketchup on meatloaf or any other sweet sauce like sweet barbecue or honey mustard, I have said it doesn't go with much other than the three and I mean that.

>>34622090
Ketchup ruins the taste of nearly any meat it's put on. It can be good on a cheeseburger and enhance the flavor if put on sparingly and paired with lettuce and a tomato - too much will ruin the burger because it will drown out the cheese/lettuce/bun/tomato
It's absolute heresy to put on on any type of weiner on a bun - doesn't matter if it's a hot dog, or german or italian, or polish etc sausage, beef/pork etc, doesn't matter - ketchup will 100% ruin it.
Ketchup only pairs well with dishes that utilize ground beef - burgers and meat loafs come to mind, but there are a few others like sheppards pie and some other ground beef pies where it is acceptable

>>34622209
I'm not talking about ketchup as a topping for meatloaf, or something to put on your plate w/ meatloaf, but as an ingredient used in the preparation of a meatloaf - coating the outside of the loaf. The sugars in the ketchup don't penetrate, they help brown the outside of the loaf and lock all the juices of the meat in - thanks to the sugar content.
There are a few sauces that are commonly used in this manner, ketchup is one of the more popular ones

>>34622236
I know what you are talking about and I never liked the coating, I just don't like sweet and meat together unless on hamburgers or beef frankfurters, any other sandwich or sausage is I agree unacceptable.

>>34622258
The one plus side is that cooking it eliminates alot of the sugars/sweetness in the ketchup as it browns

>>34620353
This shit exactly
>>34620380
No nigger, these are soft and delicious

>just opened a Chicken pesto

Note to self: go easy on cheese spread

>fruit punch drink is 11x better than NJ

>>34622215
>but there are a few others like sheppards pie and some other ground beef pies where it is acceptable


Fucking heresy. HP sauce is the only sauce should go on a pie

>>34622375
Only if you don't bother doing a hot gravy flavoured with the appropriate tracklements...

>>34621947
Grapes and boi pussi
That's how you get a holy empire

>>34622536
After said grapes and boi pussy kill the old degenerate empire.

May I remind you nigger this is a weapons board. This is for the discussion of weapons.


now how the fuck can we weaponize ketchup?

>>34622095
Maybe if you let other people tell you how to fucking eat maybe.

I didn't let Jesus tell me not to eat crab and I'll be sure as fuck not to let your non miracle working ass tell me I cant put ketchup on hotdogs and Hungarian sausage

>>34622543
Degenerate empire is best empire

>>34620315
naan bread?

walmart keeps a good selection of breads

>>34621980
Ranch and buffalo on fries are amazing.

>>34622027
>Lettuce exists to lighten and give texture, iceberg does it best
Iceberg is a fucking piece of crispy water, it's terrible and was forced on us by chain restaurants looking to cut costs by going to a super cheap lettuce.

>>34622042
Maybe try it once. You do know the restaurants you can get it from here aren't in those conditions, right?

I have yet to find dogs as tasty and tender as the MRE hotdogs.

>>34620315
OP, I suggest you take up baking. You could easily make it. You'd have to experiment with ratios, but more flour and less water will make bread dense and chewy like that.

>>34623746
...The fucking four fingers of death? Seriously?

>wanting the bread
>not wanting to chew your crackers for 4 minutes straight because you dont have any water to choke it down with

>>34621000
>horrible shit like tomatoes
Guess how I know you are a fatfuck?

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>>34620315
My first encounter with them in the USMC made me think of pizza lunchables

>>34622612
>Naan not fresh out of the tandoor
Meh.