>come back home >decide to fly the colors for veteran's

>>34614666
Yes, but don't do it with a gun.
Do it with feminism or something.

Dude I wish I could use awkward "you toos" I've gotten as currency.

>be delivery driver
>hand people their food
>they gibe monies
>"Thanks, enjoy your food!"
>"You too!"
>"...wait, I mean..."
>laugh inside as I get back in my car

>>34614666
Normies do this all the time. If the person you say it to doesn't laugh it off then they are the fucking weirdo.

>>34614709
You bastard

>be marine
>driving back to base at 2am
>get to the front gate
>"Drive safe"
>"you too"

>>34614825
This guy has it right.

Whenever the person at the ticket counter says "enjoy the show" I end up saying "you too" every fucking time. Theyre used to it and everyone else should be too.

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>>34614666
>be delivery driver
>Not the food kind like 34614709, but BestBuy
>literally every 2nd stop after saying "Enjoy the ___" (TV,Fridge,Washer/dryer,whatever) customer replies with "You too!"
>only 1 out of every 10 seem to even catch what they just said.

Completely normal reaction. I intentionally do it when someone wishes me Happy Birthday or Fathers day or some other specific greeting just cause lame dad humor.

>>34614863
Infantry vet, and former projectionist/manager, I wear many hats.

People are programmed to say shit. I used to say "enjoy your movie" and people say "you too". I worked there I'm not watching shit retard, you are. People say "thank you for your service" and I just say ok thanks, or say "that's kind of you but I joined for my own reasons". Aka I killed brown people and went to college on GI Bill and have a decent career, more butter on my pop corn.

>>34614666
Why did you post this on /k/, exactly?

>>34614666
>DEM TRIPS

you are cursed nikka

I started doing this on purpose just because of threads like this, I actually rather enjoy it.

>>34614928
You okay, buddy?

>>34615048
Not really. Why I didn't come off as a normal?

>>34615100
Tell us your problems.

>>34615204
I'm a good boy, and I dindu nuffin.

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>>34615017
You are a sick man

>>34614666
Tank you for your cervix, Satan.

people think it's more weird if you don't say anything, it's another nuance of bullshit small talk that makes people comfortable when they're doing mundane garbage all day

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Just say thanks for your support you fucking autismos. This is a lowkey troll thread anyway, some triggered fuck who hates the vet community. Probably Zed desu

>>34614920
I catch myself every time I do it, but I just don't care really. It's a pretty irrelevant thing.

>>34614666
This board has ruined .mil for me. Now whenever I hear an ad going on about brave men and women in the armed forces, I can't help but just imagine some guy sitting in a portashitter and drawing dicks.

I'm glad you guys make the best of it.