Elder hunter tell Ugg that when throw little rock, make squish

>>34612391
mocking Hispanics is racist and against the rules
fuck off back to pol fuckhead

>>34612391
Elder Hunter tell stories to Ugg to make want little rock.
Elder have many little rock to trade.
Ugg is dumb.

Me go to field to sling prairie hounds. Rock hit a big rock and made fast orange light. My woman's son saw too when he pick berries

>>34612440
Sometimes when throw rock at water, rock make bounce. If little rock bounce on water, maybe little rock bounce in head too.

>>34612546
>Woman's son

You member of C'Uck tribe?

>>34612391
Rock make pointy and pain. Step on rock oww. Maybe put point rock on rod and put rock into Ugg.

>>34612567
what of mean?

These threads aren't funny you fucking faggot

Reddit cancer

>>34612405
begone berry picker

Agg heard northern hunters put pointy little stone on tip of pointy little stick and throw it with bouncy string. Such thing agg thinks is magic of the heavens but tribe things big rock is more reliable and cheap.

>>34612604
Go home berrypicker.
Me bet you want all rocks banned.

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>>34612405
>>34612604
>>34612609
>>34613455
>butthurt berrypickers
Me think you need go back to hut and take care of woman's child. She out with man friend tonight.

>>34612405
>>34612604
>>34612609
>>34613455
Hot season always bring shit painters and younglings to cave wall. Glug can't wait for wise man to get back to teach younglings so they no have time for painting on cro magnon idol carving picture wall.

Me and Grog go hunting mammoth soon.
What size rock best for mammoth hunting?
Should me be concerned with how thick stick i put it on?

>>34613452
Ogg heard tale about little one wandering into high rocky place being hit by many rocks rolling down slope. Mother become angry at firesight making noise about rock unsafe asking why tribe need rock if rock only used for hurt. Tribes men told rock itself not dangerous and carrying rock for many moons without problem. Mother now found other mothers to yell at chief's hut at sunrise.

>>34613477
Old hunter make sound when bending over and complain about moon falling from heaven because young hunter wearing loose fur. Old hunter shouldn't visit cave wall or learn laugh.

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Rog already see this etching on cave wall yesterday, but him re-scratch his scrathing anyway on this etching

Rog have argue with berrypicker, him say Jaded hollow point better than full mineral jacket. Him say Jaded hollow point no over penetrate saber tooth cat, but me say full mineral jacket only rock ammo that go through mammoth hide. What better to load rock thrower with /k/avemen?

>>34612609
Back to picking norocks

>>34612391
Why not just use spear? Much easier for throw, much like to bleed. Sometimes rock not head squish, good backup good idea.

>>34612391
This ugg put end of spear to shoulder, village elder come and take spear and kill wolf, say this ugg no can have rock or stick anymore. Me gonna squeeze rotten rotten fruit for dizzy juice to make eye rain stop

>>34614529
Rock having more stopping than spear. Spear not stopping charging animal.

>>34614790
>Take spear
>Put in ground, not pointy.
>aim at animal, pointy.

Thank later.

>>34614790
Ugh, this meme. I use sling, throw bone shard. Aim good? It get job done.

Death smoke all long nose tribe now

>>34614813
After nurg do this, nurg have new fur on back to call pretty urla for cave time, when nurg and urla take of fur urla has spear in between legs. Wat do I wrong?

>>34614861
You use spear too much. Become one with spear. Must use your spear (not pointy killy, mean leg spear) on woman to make spear baby. Is only way to calm nature spirit.

>>34614972
Me see, must become one with urlna spear to have spear baby. Not sure if work will paint on cave when happen

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>>34613452
>go home berrypicker

Ooga booga where da hairy woman at?

>>34612405
>you must be 18 moons old or old to paint on cave wall

>>34615269
urlna spear should look like girl spear, not boy spear.

girl spear good. boy spear bad, make sky angry.

>>34612405
shamefully unappreciated post

>>34612391
What if rock throwing thing is dump

We should spear throw far no danger

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>spear chuckers raid me cave
>me have dinosaur dildo stalactites
>have them in case day of raid come
>they ooga through me wongers
>many spear chucker go night night
>them reach me sleep sleep room
>me wear leaf only
>on ass
>cover meself in mammoth fat
>extra fat on me dongo bongos
>grunt loud "ME READY FOR YOUR BIG BAD ELDER SPEAR"

>them spear chuckers now berry pickers

Me and Ugg went out far into forest to hunt and think something weird going on. On first night Ugg went into woods and no come back til next night. He act weird now and only repeat what me say to him. He smell weird now to, like inside of a dead sabretooth cat. Now him spend all night outside my cave staring at me. What wrong with Ugg?

>>34615397
Spear throwers no find woman because spear throwers weak. All lay with other men.

>>34615404
Oh my gog me not think this cave painting would be heard of again.
This one many moons old.
Give many haha noises.

I will tell the berry pickers about the stalactites but they will think me drink too much rotten juice.

>>34615414
Ugg not ugg no more.
Ugg very sick.
Put ugg in fire to fix ugg.
Ugg sleep better then.

>>34615414
Ugg not ugg.
Shaman say ugg skin is taken by evil spirit

You now remove ugg

>caveman roleplaying forum

Cave of Fermented juice, Spirit leaves and Sharpened sticks clubbed my wolf

Fucking summer fag

Agg be norocks from over many water. Elder want no pointy stick. Share Agga with black Igg say Elder. How defend against Igg with no pointy stick?

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>>34616068
>2000 BC
>want protect
>no pointy stick,but wont use rock
>mfw

are you of dumb? find good rock and carry in loins you manbanger

>>34612604
funny talker not know funny. Ug thinks that funny.

>>34612391
Am Griz. Griz solve question and fix unknowing. Griz sage of rock, stone, and stick.
>>34612440
This painting true.
>>34612546
Fast orange light you see, sometime start hot ground storm. Do not start hot ground storm, no more hunt animal and no berry for pick.
>>34613477
>>34613470
>>34613452
Ignore shitpainter that have not been painting but for one moon.
>>34613482
Depend. Sometime, you push mammoth onto big rock from cliff. Sometime you want smol rock. Figure plan first, rock after.
>>34614790
Speer stop animal if spear have crossed stick behind pointy part.
>>34615404
Griz remember painting! So many moons! Griz also remember Ivug of Chestnut tribe! Many good painting, sad he paint no more.
>>34615414
You must rock ugg. You no paint of Ugg or this thing no more.

Me and Ugg lost tribe in mammoth rush. It rain and Ugg and me had to hold each other for warm. Ugg little spear got big and I touch. Am wrong?

>>34615473
>>34615736
>>34616969
Update with Ugg!

Ugg no there no more... Ugg gone, only lots of Ugg blood on ground. Many sounds of Ugg coming from forest. Me scared, what do?

what crazyman needs so many rocks at cave? you want to kill other tribe?

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>>34617293
Father's father told me many moons ago. Make fire, big fire, grab cave painting related. Make firestick to carry so light always with you, but keep big fire alive. You no sleep tonight. Ugg is not Ugg, he gone. Thing only sound like Ugg. If thing that sound like Ugg come close to fire stand ground like facing tooth cat. Thing smell fear. Hit with firestick, then stab with clovis if thing come close. Thing wears the skin of ugg and of all animals. Me wish you favor with ancestors.

>>34612597
Your woman lover of the black rock.

>>34615414
You nothing worry about.

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>>34617537
>cave painting pointy rock stick
You think you is Walrus Team and raid Al'Rock tribe during moon? Take tactirock back to garbage pit.
Jogg Mosses Sticking create best point stick for fight many moon ago. Little pointy rock stick no have stopping power, thick pointy wood stick make hole more big, stop more good!
Rogg's father and Rogg's father's father use pointy wood stick in great battle to help Long-Nose tribe. If good enough for them, good enough for Rogg!

This best cave mural now.

/cg/
/cavemangeneral/

pointy stick general GO WAY AWAY

>>34617646
Are your brain made of leaf?
Pointy stick NO USE AGAINST ROCK RIVER BRAND ROCK

>>34617821
Rock River too brittle. Break in many pieces when hit bone in mammoth, no penetrate deep and no good for many use. Rock River say make of special ceramic and bless by shaman, but Rogg know is just made of rock like youngling toy.
Good pointy wood stick bigger hole in mammoth. Just shock of be poked with stick make mammoth heart stop.

>>34618126
Know of Zog. Zog from land of hotfoot in south. Zog no have rock or stick, just walk mammoth to death.
No clue. None. Fucking Hotfoots crazy.

>>34615355
You mean eighteen snows, go back to wise man rockhead.

>>34612546
.t berrypicker

Help me /k/lub. Female in me tribe having strange idea. Say if Wruk uses too much fire and mammoth, sky god becomes fire. Female say this to Elder, and now Elder limit fire, and make mammoth transportation mandatory. How do Wruk create Coup de Caverne to overthrow stupid Elder ? Asking for not Wruk

>>34618367
Elder replaced with skinwalker. light club on fire, use the white powder from that to ensure he died when you club him.

>>34618243
DANG TEEPEE POSTERS THINK THEY CAN GROOK ME WHAT TO DO

>>34618793
Find nig nog who transcribe smoke signals to cave painting and hunt him

>>34618793
Teepee? I live in longhouse. Better than teepee, and rock hole combined.

These threads are degenerate in the most literal sense of the word, you guys are turning into retarded cavemen irl.

>>34619089
>shitpainting on neolithic cave wall board
breddy sure tribe retarded and degenerate from time discover 4rock cave wall. Remember, we here forever.
Better than be berrypicker.

>>34619089
OOGA BOOGA NO BELONG IN /k/LUB

Glug need advice. Have throw rock for defend cave, but afraid rock might miss burnt skin tribe in dark and hit neighbor or youngling. Old hunter tell Glug that if use handful of bird rocks is safer and work just as good as deer rocks or big rock. Glug think maybe bigger bird rocks work, but not think small ones do. What best cave defense rock?

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>>34617646
>berrypicker think stick better than knap rock now
Me think you like meat raw after hunt

>>34612391
Soft chest make yogurt flick. Smack long hair soft chest. Bring cave to make yogurt holes

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>>34619089
Berrypicker stay dum-dum. Me going to take your woman.

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Me miss anything?

fucking png cave painting too large,must make jpg

>>34612405
SJW need go back to /LGBT tribe.

uggh thinks should ban rocks with sharp length

no good caveman need anything sharp

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>>34612405

>>34618243
it always snow here since big fire come from mountain and sky

>>34620445
>painting cave wall just to show simpleton tribe of reddirt

>>34620635
Follow the sun to the warm lands friend.

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>>34612405

Kregg is no rock

what is /k/avemens suggestion.friend Yagaar say obisidian dagger magic joke weapon

>>34619089
>be this dum dum
>laughing_cavemen.etching

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>>34612405
long-nose tribe detected