Hey /k/, are you prepared for a Solar Flare? If so, how are

>>34583041
How prepared are you for the poles to flip ?

>>34583052
What happens when the poles flip?

I live inside a giant Faraday cage.
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>>34583056
The poles...

THEY FLIP!

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>>34583067
Oh shit, what the fuck am I gonna do when my compass points the wrong way?!

This is too much for me guys

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>>34583075
That's not how a compass works you faggot

>>34583099
Is this bait? It is, isn't it?

>>34583056
It's not an instantaneous process. It could take many years and during that time, our magnetic field won't be protecting us from space shit. Soooo... mass extinction I guess?

>>34583067
the poles are flippy people you have to watch them.

>>34583136
If it doesn't protect us from space, why are we still alive? Theres been numerious amounts of pole flipping before

>>34583146
When was the last time South Africa was in the north?

>>34583056
Germany gets invaded

>>34583213
I dono, nigga

>>34583227
underrated

>>34583146
not in human history, the last one was 700,000 years ago

I'm prepared to fucking die
Get on my level

>>34583354
Thats not very long ago...

People are also saying theres gonna be a new one soon

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>>34583227

>>34583041
pretty sure the only thing a solar flare would do would take out power grids

>>34583354
well there was a quick one 40,000 years ago

>>34583364
What people? Alex jones-esque tinfoil hatted retards? Get the hell out.

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>>34583380
This. It'll be as as fuck to sell generator installations as an electrician. Tho I'd probably just call in my vacation time to avoid dealing with that shit
>>34583227
Jej

>>34583397
beyte

>>34583404
Also, some interesting reading
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_storm_of_1859

>>34583380
It'll kill your PC too, anything that isn't EMP proof will be worthless; and the faraday cage fags can duck it

>>34583364
how long do you plan on living?

>>34583463
A while; I got some stuff, and a lot of wisdom, a badass Dad too

>>34583469
Jesus? That you?

>>34583479
Close enough, I am Mormon

Anyone here sad that once the solarflare happens, there won't be any porn videos?

I've been printing, and laminating my porn onto a huge binder folder

>>34583526
worse comes to worse i'll deal with actual females, but you'll know it's the end times.

>>34583041
Pretty prepared considering there's a solar flare like every 10 minutes.

But honestly in the event of a significantly large solar flare, only >>34583065 will do, and may not even.

>>34583547
Faraday cages don't do shit against an EMP

>>34583056
Your mom falls off

>>34583041
Yeah, I got my sunglasses

>>34583065
>>34583423
>>34583556
Faraday cages will protect against an EMP caused by a solar flare. They will not protect against an EMP caused by a high altitude nuclear detonation. These are two very different events. Saying much of anything about "EMP"s is sort of stupid, every lightning strike causes an EMP, just not a meaningful one.

>>34583700
Where did you pull that bait tier shit outta?

>>34583709
My masters in electrical engineering you daft cunt.
A solar flare powerful enough to send enough electons through our stratosphere to shatter diode junctions through a Farady cage would wipe out all life on this planet. Your shit will be overloaded (which means it can't distingish between the two levels of voltage it was designed to read) but that will subside with the EMP.

>>34583764
For some reason I don't believe you, I wonder why?

>>34583774
Probably because you're stupid and uneducated. If I had to be more specific I'd wager you never had any introduction to physics, much less electromagnetics, and your parents were cousins.

>>34583800
I bet you're libreal

>>34583041
well solar flares are at a low right now
https://www.space.com/23934-weak-solar-cycle-space-weather.html

and for all you pole flippers, that happens about 4-5 times every million years, and nothing will happen to you either
http://www.geomag.bgs.ac.uk/education/reversals.html

you're welcome, keep prepping

>>34583810
Ah yes, because /k/ is just so full of liberals. Bad news Buttercup, everyone thinks you're stupid. It's not limited to any political party, ideology, or creed.

>>34583855
I like your sass

>>34583056
Higher risk of sunburn for a few years

>>34583774
he sounds like an electrical engineer to me

>>34583136
>Soooo... mass extinction I guess?
Probably just increased risk of skin cancer. And it doesn't apply to animals nearly as much since they have constant fur acting as sunscreen.

>>34584127
Its a joke, man, he wasn't being serious

>>34583112
... anon.... your compass doesn't point to the maps north pole. It literally points to a giant group of magnetic rocks in the arctic circle...

>>34584255
aaaaaaaand it bait

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>SOOOLAR FLAYRE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x45C3rZpjyo

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>>34583067

>>34583056

you'll become australian

45 AARP in the mouth pointed toward the spot where my brain connects to my spine.

>>34585170
>Knife
>Pulls out a shovel
Some next level shit right there

>>34586190
Its just a really big knife

>>34583364
Geologically soon= under a million years. Give or take. Probably.

>>34583700
If the nuclear event in question is close enough to influence or harm your personal electronics, much less the communications/electronic infrastructure, then any EMP effect is really the least of your concerns.

>>34584270
Not him,
Magnetic north isn't true north
L2 calculate declination

>>34586503
That has nothing to do with what was said; we're talking about poles switching, not boyscouts

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>>34583041
how to prepare for solar flare, by anonymous

>1. Buy food
>2. Buy guns
>3. Buy ammo
>4. ?????
>5. Profit!

>>34586563
Bretty much; all its just a EMP, the only thing you left out was pornomags

>>34583041
I read the entire Maze Runner trilogy even prequels and Watch all the films.
Good enough ?

>>34586920
As long as there are mazes, you'll do fine

>>34585170
fucking lmao

>>34583067
Is this about Philipino strippers?

>>34583146
>Theres been numerious amounts of pole flipping before

Only when they're drunk