Realistically speaking, how viable is a lawn mower blade

Depends. Is your home being attacked by the HOA who are pissed you haven't been mowing your lawn?

It is sharp on both sides

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a scenario i had in mind

some people callem a sling blade

Pretty good I recon....mmmm hhmmm.

>>34580517
Carl, whachu gon' do with that thar lawn morr blade?

Not viable for enslaving the good people of the Mojave.

Better than nothing, sure. Better than a baseball bat? No. Pick up a baseball bat. Aluminum is nice.

>>34580870
I reckon i aim to kill you with it, mhhhhhmm hmmmm

>>34580886
Caesar fodder detected. Take your dorky football pads and gb2 >>>/Arizona/

That's in the "I literally don't have a single viable weapon in my home" tier. Better than nothing, but you're seriously reaching.

We Legion now

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>>34580494

At least make a cool knife from it.

>>34580494
Not really, it's not actually that sharp

>>34580494
You need to combine it with a motorcycle gas tank, a motorcycle handbrake, and a pilot light from an oven to make it really effective.

>>34582193
Now, that's what I call a knife !

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Not the worst possible thing if you attach a handle to it.

>>34580494
if you try to defend your home with a lawn mower blade, odds are nobody wants your stuff anyway.

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>>34580494
I'd say it's pretty effing good desu

>>34581779
I was agreeing with you, dingus.

>>34580494
Ave, true to Caesar.

>>34582711
Is that bright yellow crowbar a reference to something?

>>34580494
>>34580517

Not funny haha, funny queer