tell me /k/ why don't you have a microwave gun in case a

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i find it more convenient to keep my gun on a small robot that follows me around, that way it's always in the same place relative to me

pic isn't my gunbot, just a similar setup

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>>34574423
stop trying to promote polymer bodies

>>34574423
It's ''tendies'' and you're supposed to put your passport in there not your gun.

>Lurk more new fag.

>>34574423
>He doesn't buy the 300 pack of great value paper plates

I too hate washing dishes, and you're making a huge mistake.

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>microwave
peasant

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>>34574483
i think im going to attach a visible laser to my roomba, this way when i go to the kitchen at night, i can pretend im infiltrating a secret base.

>>34574534
TFW my grandparents expensive as fuck microwave broke but I am vegan and I am lit mentally. Knowing those microwaves are molecular genocide, I'm not going to fix it for them forcing them to use the toaster oven.

I love how things come full circle.

>Burglar steals microwave
>Burglar now has new gun

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>>34574554
even if microwaves do cause damage, which I doubt, your grandparents are old enough that they'll die before they're impacted. Let them use the microwave you fagtron

>>34574554
Honestly, while I think the whole vegan this is pretty gay, I will agree with the preference. I used to cook shit in the microwave, but it gets heated unevenly and just in general kinda sucks playing the guessing game to get the food BETWEEN "lukewarm and cold in places" and "Charcoal."
Generally it'd end up cold one place and boiling lava hot in another... so now I use a little teflon griddle and it's fucking great.

>>34574483
this

>>34574423
*tendies

>>34576052
>teflon
Just eat lead bro, it's easier.

>>34574681
the fuck kind of burglar steals a microwave

>>34576109
The kind that robber my neighbor last year. They no shit stole the microwave and even their fucking dvds.

>>34574681

Who the fuck is Ghetto enough to steal a Microwave?

>>34574483
you're gonna regret that when the uprising occurs

>>34576270
that'll get ya like $2 at a pawn shop

>>34578505
oddly enough i have already built a microwave gun to fight the metal menace.

>>34578526
wait....are microwaves on (((our))) side?

>>34574534
>peasant
Nigga you're posting a picture taken at a restaurant

>>34574423

I have an old microwave in my study that I use as a safe. Ain't nobody touching an old ass microwave if they rob the place.

Got about $5k in there plus a couple of heaters.,

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>>34578535
just when you turn them into energy weapons.

>>34578623
Holy fuck you madman.

How's the insulation on that badboy? You see any leakage out the back of the magnetron?

>>34578643
oh, sorry, again not a pic of my herf gun, my phone's ip range catches bans so i just grab related pics. mine is shielded and more man-portable.

why would you assume we don't?

Now I'm curious...what'd happen if you put tannerite in a microwave for 45 minutes?

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>>34578623
>>34578623
>>34578623