Soup /k/ I've had a fuckery of a night. >Wife gets

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>>34571759
I'm not entirely sure I'm reading this right, but I doubt the motivations would make much sense either way. Good luck.

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>>34571759

300 dollaryoos can get you a decent 12 gauge that will send that fat faggot straight to hell

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>>34571759
I have no idea what you've written. Don't post that fox here or they'll come in

>>34571784
>>34571797

Sorry guise, it's been a shit night for myself and family. What didn't you understand?

>>34571810
From "they go fill DV" and onwards. I might be retarded too since its 4 am here.

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>>34571810
I think I understand what you wrote, I just don't get why anyone would do what you're describing these people doing, which makes me think I'm missing something. Was this all at once? What made them think there was a lie involved? Why was that worth hostility?

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>>34571759
So your neighbors kids mugged your wife?

>>34571797
We were always here.

But what dont you get?
OP's wifey got mugged, neighbor helps look for suspected and neighbour disagrees with neighbour's gf about the mugging being real. Police arrives and after questioning everyone decides to arrest neighbours gf for reasons unknown. Neighbor threatens op with grevious bodily harm, blaming him for the turn of events

>>34571759
>>they go full DV
Quit typing like a nigger. What is that even supposed to mean?

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>>34571759
>Living in an apartment.

Now there's your ghetto moment.

>>34571838
Domestic Violence

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>>34571834
>we were always here
go away.

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>>34571759
I understand exactly what you wrote. Get a shotgun ready and go buy an extra door latch.

Godspeed anon, hope you don't have to kill your wife beater neighbor.

>>34571839
Yes. Which leads to my question what can a poor-apartment-fag like myself do for arming myself within a reasonable price?

>>34571797
>Don't post that fox here or they'll come in

It's Disney's Robin Hood, an old ass film.

>>34571838
Domestic violence i think. Op's post is a riddle wrapped in a conundrum

>>34571851
Contact whoever is leasing it to you with that question.

>>34571838
You are the nigger. DV is a common acronym for domestic violence. Are acronyms too difficult for you to grasp?

>>34571842
>>34571759
>OP gets mugged
>instead of calling the police, he calls his neighbor and look for the ARMED mugger themselves
WTF?
>neighbors respond by beating each other up
>NOW op decides it's a good time to call the cops
Am I reading this right?

Meanwhile now OP is asking for advice getting armed, implying he isn't already armed, yet he was running around the neighborhood at night looking for the ARMED mugger?

>>34571859
You must be a nigger if your exposure to the terminology of domestic violence is "common.

>>34571818
I got off of work and about 20 minutes after the shit hit the fan beginning with my wife getting mugged.

I'm fucking beat and yet the adrenaline won't let me sleep so I vent on /k/

>>34571859
A shortening of a word is only an acronym when you read it phonetically. For example, laser is an acronym, DUI is not. Make Levar Burton proud every day, anons. You can find anything and everything in a book.

>>34571866
Address this: >>34571862

>>34571852
furries

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>>34571852
I know fucking Robin Hood. Don't matter what it's from, they'll see it and get uppity

>>34571865
>You must be a nigger if your exposure to the terminology of domestic violence is "common.
t. nigger who's never had family as a first responder

>>34571869
>and now the Reading Rainbow song is stuck in my head
Thanks.
>Implying DUI isn't pronounced "Dewey"

>>34571862
I'm retarded, I know. When it comes to my wife getting mugged when she's getting my daughter out of her car seat I lost common sense. This happened in the parking lot of the apartments 50 feet away from me while I was inside.

It tears me up inside and it happened only a couple of hours ago.

>>34571862
Didn't call my neighbor though. Wife ran to the apartment and damn near took the door down and he ran out with me. I know I'm missing crucial info right now I'm just gathering thoughts.

>>34571890
After you shoot your neighbor, shoot yourself too. You're both too stupid to live.

>>34571900
Thanks man. I needed that kek

>>34571759
>go full DV

Full Deus Vult?

>>34571907
>>34571907
Ave

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>>34571869
Thanks.

>>34571907
Kebab must be removed from neighborhood.

>>34571858
Leasing management doesn't give a fuck about firearms. Based AZ

>>34571849
Thanks man. I hope it doesn't come to that but if my door comes down I don't intend on going down with it.

>>34571880
Only uncultured faggots get uppity when they realize it's not porn.

>>34571851
>live in america
>choose to be poor

you deserve what happens to you

>>34571972
Gr8 m8

>>34571759
Good ol' Mossberg and slugs never hurt...nevermind...

OP is ANAF. (nigger and a faggot)

>>34571983
I will keep it in mind when I head to my LGS

you are not supposed to have a wife on 4chan, only waifu

>>34571759

M
F O X
M
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>>34572107
Thanks for the bump

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>>34571972
>live anywhere else
>believing you have rights
i had a hearty chortle anon

dubs say use a spork

where do you live? state laws matter a lot. theyre cheap and ugly but the hi point was literally designed to arm the everyman at a reasonable price. seems like a mixed bag on if yours is reliable but if you run hotter ammo it should be fine. thats literally the cheapest option i can think of but if you have a higher budget go for something nicer.

>>34572122
You got me.

>>34572125
Arizona. Best state besides AK

>>34572128
debatable but its up there. whats your budget like? if youre living paycheck to paycheck and your budget is the change in the couch i still suggest the hi point. 4-500 can give you a solid list of options.

>>34572133
also remind me to try and revise
>>34571789
tomorrow. its my day off and ive got nothing to do but drink and fuck off. i think it should be updated since the markets changed a lot in 2 years.

>>34572133
Pretty much. I'm probably going to hit up a pawn shop with anything I can spare to get a pistol with good capacity.

>>34572228
Or at least get as much $ as I can and lurk backpage/armslist

>>34572228
glock 29 gen 4

>>34571869
>he doesn't pronounce them as Dooeys

DUI is an acronym around these parts.

>>34572238
>>34572228
thats not a bad plan. i still think dollar for dolllar highpoints the best but if you can find like a mak or something in your price range id go with that.
>>34572247
a used one is gonna run him at least 400.

>>34571759
You're story is so bizarre that I actually believe you. If your neighbor is really threatening you just get a Mossberg 500 with a stock, make sure you know how to use it, buy some 00 buck, and if and when he knocks, keep your door locked and call the cops. If he comes in you know what to do

>>34571852
We know what it's from you freakin doofus

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>>34571759
Move out of the fucking insane asylum you live in, what the fuck.

None of that makes any fucking sense.

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>>34572443
welcome to the realm of the narcissist. enjoy your stay, here's some complimentary peanuts.

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>>34571759
I hope child services really takes away his kid. Btw he sounds like he has rage issues, if he wants to kill you he probably will try without much thought behind it. For now, report to the cops that the man has threatened you. It will be just a file and they won't think much of it, but it's gonna be important in court if you actually fire on him.
>what the fuck is this captcha tho

>>34571759
MOIST NUGGET
truly the greatest firearm ever made
recommend it to everyone

>>34572566
And in a cheap AZ apartment complex, a 7.62x54R gun might as well be the fucking Farsight XR-20. Have fun shooting your neighbors through the walls.

>>34572675

>AZ apartment complex
>????
>Trailer park
>!
>Fixed

OP and his skitz neighbors were enjoying some excellent vintage meth around the back of the gas station when OP's mrs full on skits out and forgets that some one mugged her at some point her life, OP's pipe sharing neighbor decides to help, then looses his chips once he remembers his daughter hasn't beaten today.

OP decides enough is enough, goes to his trailer, has some xannax and decides to call the cops. Cop's show up with film crew and bust his tweaking neighbor.

Sound about right cuz?

>>34572675
That's not a bad idea actually


>he threatened my life and property through our wall, officer!

>>34571794
Remember earpro if you can but yes this works also look into the various cheap but reliable handguns on the sticky

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>>34571852

>>34572539
100% this. If you feel threatened enough to go out and buy your first gun then you should definitely call the police. If it ever comes down to pulling the trigger (truly hope is never does) then it would really help yourself legally to show that you went to the authorities because you felt threatened.

>>34571887
As a LEO, we say deuce, D.U.I., or 502, but definitely depends on where you're at.

>>34572122
Damn script kiddies.

>>34571759
You sound white trash as fuck. Like a living COPS episode. Worry less about a gun, Jethro and more about getting the fuck out of some shit apartment complex. Jesus people are fucking dumb.

>>34572122
PenguinOfDoom pls go

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>>34571759

I'd fuck Maid Marian if given the opportunity.

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>>34571759
>Apartment Neighbor

Sounds like a typical night as a rent-cuck.

Buying a piece of shit house considerably worse than my apartment was just to get out of:
A - Not being my own landlord
B - Throwing a large monthly check into the garbage
Was the best thing I ever did.

Flipping it and selling it for 110% profit was just a bonus.

>>34571759
It sounds like his GF had a warrant already, nobody did anything to be arrested, so yeah move out of your white trash neighborhood to a black trash neighborhood so you wont have to social with anyone, and get a hi-point

>>34571759
buy a shotgun and some buckshot
learn how to do stand-your-ground correctly (ie. yelling loud enough for your other neighbors to hear "I AM IN FEAR FOR MY LIFE AND IF YOU APPROACH ME FURTHER I WILL DEFEND MYSELF")

>>34571759
oh yeah and if you do shoot him make sure you kill him otherwise you're gonna get sued and a bunch of extra charges
so just

>>34571972
But look at that, even the poor have the right to arm themselves. Maybe something works.

>>34571759
>a home defense firearm

so you've never owned a gun in your life

you've just typed you know zero about guns

you think you're in an emergency

and now you want a gun ?

any thoughts about training before shoot somebody by mistake ?

go to local gun range take $100 intro class

>>34571759
I think I understood most of that.

>Why not help?

Here's your mistake. Don't interfere in domestic disputes unless you're certain someone is about to die. Not get hurt, die.

It sounds a lot like they were in an abusive relationship. Usually that's a two way street. The abused is almost at as much fault as the abuser for not getting away - there are services that help that. Also, if you interfere with a domestic incident, the abused is quite likely to turn on you, thinking that their "punishment" from the abuser will be worse if they don't.

So yeah, buckle up. Break off all possible contact with them. Hope that they take their attention off of you, because if not, you're gonna have to fight.

>>34571759
Fuck off furfag

>>34571886
Fuck off pig

Move outta that trailer park.

>>34571759
Maverick 88. Basically an el cheapo Mossberg 500 that is absolutely barebones, I'm pretty sure mine had several steel parts without blueing. Nonetheless, it's a thing that goes bang and will do so reliably. You're not going to be taking deer at 100 yards with it.

>>34572705
Keksimus maximus

Leave a 6 pack of coors light on his door as an offering of peace.

>>34574412
Maybe best advice

>>34573569
>>34574412
Tempting

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>>34571759
For straight "fuck-the-fuck-off-you-fucking-cunt" get a shotgun. Maverick 88 or a Mossberg 500.

However if needing to stuff something in the waistband to answer a doorknock you should get something in 9mm/40 S&W. If your poor get a Sigma or a Ruger, check pawnshop for cheap Glocks or S&W M&P. Do not buy: Hi-Point, Taurus, Zastava or other cheap pistol. If it's your only one it needs to work. Just keep an axe nearby, people might test you with a baseball bat but an axe gets shit done

>>34571826
Underrated post

>>34574507
Gtfo tripfag

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>>34572705
Holy shit dude

>>34571759
Mossberg 500/590, or any other tube fed shotgun. Don't tacticool it out, keep it as basic bitch as possible so when you have to shoot this guy you don't look like you were preparing for war.

That or a Glock, if you have no soul.

>>34571852
You know perfectly well what you're doing, don't play stupid.

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>>34571839
>implying all apartments are for poor people

>>34578465
That one's for cucks.

>>34578484
that's fair.

not a good place to raise children or keep a woman

>>34573390
Hearty kek

>>34578465
>W-well no I don't have a garage
>N-no, no garden
>I don't have a range
>I'm not even allowed to have guns here

>>34578465
>>34578484
>have floor to ceiling windows in downtown high rise apartment
>stand naked at the window every night
>so inoffensive no one calls the police for indecent exposure

>>34571818
DV is domestic violence.

>>34578604
>teenagers working at McDonald's make $14 an hour
>you can walk to the grocery store two blocks away
>several acre city park ten blocks away
>.....well, ya got me there

>>34578619
>Teenagers making careers out of the shittiest possible jobs
>Shitty overpriced natural food stores everywhere
>Shared land that you can only walk on, but only in certain allowed areas, and if someone complains you have to leave

>>34578619
>teenagers working at McDonald's make $14 an hour, their purchasing power is less than someone making minimum wage anywhere else
>your choices to buy food are hippie wholefoods stores and mexishit bodegas
>several acres is considered large
>unless you're that one rich manhattan anon with a bunch of garands he never shoots and keeps locked away in a safe you basically can't own guns legally

no thanks.

>>34571810
just go back and use your fucking words to explain the situation you ignorant fuckwad, and sympathize with him about getting in an argument with the woman. just cool him off by trying to be his friend, go bring him a beer from your fridge or something. you have to live as neighbors, you dont want bad blood like that. or you end up becoming no better than the project niggas who stab each other for "respek" or a pair of nikes

>>34571851

Go to local FFL pawnshop, grab a cheap pump action, they'll probably have mossy and remmy for 250 to 300 bucks in good shape and cheaper for lesser condition guns.

>>34571839
Why is the moon so unhappy?

>>34572121
That show was so good. It's such a shame it got canned.

>>34571759
>bet on it if my kid gets taken away I'm knocking on your door

I'd find a new apartment and slash this faggot's tires before I left, fuck his little threats. Fuck his kids to.