>it isnt the hollywood 1980s anymore >no more Detonics

>>34567241
I'd be great if you could simply swan dive into a wood chipper? Thanks..

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>>34567241
but now you have sexy independent """badass""" latinas and 90 lb blond chicks doing high kicks
isn't that so much better?

>dirty harry made everyone want a model 29 and now they're all 3 grand each
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>when you missed the golden age of firearms

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>No M202 Flash in every action movie.

>>34567273
> not liking sexy latin women with guns
I've been jacking it to Michelle Rodriguez for over a decade. What are you gay?

>>34567273
Anon, you're thinking about 10 years ago, now a days it's bored mulatto's who can't act or do stunts making terrible "jokes"

>>34567241
>tfw you actually really like the one handed hip firing assault rifle trope even though by all accounts it should trigger the /k/ in you, bonus points for duel wielding
It's just so un-apologetically 80's you can't hate it

>>34567241
>>no more rifle-mounted grenade launchers

hmmm i havent seen any M203 grenade launchers in a while, good point

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>>34568784

>>34568002

you are in the golden age of firearms, the AR-15 has made almost all gun control irrelevant due to it's extreme modularity and reliability. Yeah, some things were lost but the result are gun grabbers getting blown the fuck out

>>34568784
Of course back then action heroes were gym rats. Now they're Keanu Reeves.

>>34567273
>but now you have sexy independent """badass""" latinas and 90 lb blond chicks doing high kicks
Are you retarded or did you miss the 90's?

>>34569747
There's still roid monkey movie stars around, like The Rock or Vin Diesel.

>>34569842
But there are decidedly fewer beefcake a-listers than there were.

>>34569747
:(

>>34567273
>sexy independent """badass""" latinas and 90 lb blond chicks

There's more badass Latina movie stars than Michelle Rodriquez?

Who's 90 pounds? Scarlett Johannsen isn't tall but she's not 90 pounds either.

>>34569747
UNFAIR

>>34569567
Except we aren't in the Golden Age of firearms. Gun control is objectively more strict than the 80s and we have less variety in firearms. Literally everyone and their mother makes an AR instead of actually innovating.

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>>34570912
At least you can carry guns and be in the clear under the law.