What are the top 5 things you would want to have if you're

>>34564403
a can of pepsi to end all violence.

>>34564416
Coke works better

>Gas Mask
> Tear Gas
>Teargas launcher
>Some Nikes
>A Bugout Butt fuck van

Watch everyone choke and sputter as I laugh when people begin choking out and I proceede to jerk off under my pants as a qt3.14 with asthma is dying. I cum

File: O'Bother.jpg (46KB, 400x550px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 400x550px

>>34564403
Mahdist war tier British Khaki uniform. x4
Martini Henry x4
Sufficient ammunition x4
Bayonets x4
Friends x3

>>34564420
LMAO
share happiness

>>34564446
That's 19 things you fucktard.

>>34564510
Compressed into 5.

I'm sorry you can't logistics.

>>34564535
I'm sorry you can't math.

File: M4a4_flail_cfb_borden_2.jpg (368KB, 1328x714px) Image search: [Google]

368KB, 1328x714px

One of these and three mates to help me crew it.

Fifth item would be a crate of MREs.

File: attractive-man-face-portrait-white-perfect-smile-isolated-background-43673195.jpg (97KB, 1300x957px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 1300x957px

Legal immunity

Any other answer is stupid

>3 slower acquaintances.
>a safe place to hide.

4 recreational nukes and 1 detonator

>>34564403
>semi-automatic rifle
>semi-automatic sidearm
>equipment and clothing for carrying and concealing the aforementioned and their ammunition
>good physical condition
>12 year old wife (for me personally, not that she'd be useful in a riot)

>>34564807
Found the sand nigger

>>34564807
kys

>>34564403
3 SKSs + ammo
2 Koreans

>>34564403
a tank
a helicopter
fuel for tank
fuel for helicopter
my phone for shitposting

Just one: a way out of the riot

>>34564581
Too bad you didn't bring fuel or ammo

>>34564564
TOP FIVE
not just five

>>34564403
1. Appropriate Grayman suit.
2. My personal handgun (I built it. I trust it)
3. Spare mag
4. Spare mag
5. Spare mag

>>34564403
>a big shopping cart for looting
>a gas mask
>molotov coctails
>big white van
>glock 19

File: smug anime girl.jpg (346KB, 1104x1104px) Image search: [Google]

346KB, 1104x1104px

Myself and five equally fit, equally trained bros
Three Suburbans with Mini guns and airdropped ammo
Great legal team
Social network with politicians of note in case legal team isn't enough

EMP for all cameras in vicinity

File: anime girls - asian or white.jpg (554KB, 1150x1123px) Image search: [Google]

554KB, 1150x1123px

>>34565241
Social network with local media as well. Don't want anyone talking.

>>34564510
that last one seems unreasonable.

>>34564847
Not even. Have you seen how fucking hot 12 year olds are? Goddamn.

>>34564403
5 buckets of KFC

>>34564403
>Suppressed AR
>FLIR ThermoSight® R-Series Thermal Night Vision Rifle Scope
>Canted red dot
>A good perch above my house so I can shoot dindus who want to fuck with me

File: zen riot cop.jpg (86KB, 562x766px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 562x766px

A badge and an AR with 3 magazines.

>>34564403
a tank
a gunner
a commander
a driver
a loader
another guy

>>34564403

just show up with job applications

>>34564581
>tfw no plantation overseer 3000