Let's say that tomorrow you wake up in the Rookie Village

i would just live in a cabin in the zone
i lived innawoods for a few months with a bow, knife and some snares and other materials, with a shotgun and a makarov it would be ez

>>34547763
First thing I would do is climb up that fence to get onto the roofs, then jump onto the building with the broken roof to get that bad-ass mercenary armor.

>>34547763
>Shoot at the patrolling soldiers until they attack the village
>Hunker down until the fighting is over
>Loot everyone
>????
>PROFIT

>>34547796
>not playing unpatched for true ukie experience and unbreakable stalker suit.
I'd put my sausage into my bread, find out it's bretty gud, and sell kolbasa hotdogs to people.

I'd probably die but it would be fun as hell

>>34547763
Go to car park and kill all the cheeki breekis and make more rubles to buy vodka and food.

>>34549043
This desu, would be comfy.

>>34547763
I would try to earn money killing mutants and bandits with the team
it would be awesome

>>34547763
Go straight to Trader and shoot that cunt in the face.

>>34547763
>Wake up in a video game area
Probably think I was dreaming and rape someone most likely.

>take makarov
>shoot explosive barrels
>shrapnel goes everywhere
>die

I would head south and east and try to get back home to Australia

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>>34547763
Me, personally?

Make my way to the Skadovsk. Grind for a sunrise suit like I do in Misery.
...and then probably end up as an alcoholic that's too chicken-shit to venture anywhere outside of the ship.

Find somebody that speaks english, for starters.

>>34550572
lol right, I only know around 30 words/phrases in ukrainian/ russian (they're close enough)

>>34550616
I know zero words
post your 30 words so I can know them too

>>34550635
this one is crucial for not getting fucked in the zone
vodka
offer vodka to bandits and you don't die

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>>34547763
Well that all really depends on one thing.


What zone are we talking about? Stock, or something like AMK/Misery.

If it's the latter you can count me out.

>>34550353
There are no grils in the Zone

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>>34549071
Till an emission and surviving that the hordes of zombies, monolith and mutants that steam roll you.
Fuck.
Being alone inna zone would kill me.

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>>34550702
>tfw radiation will never mutate you into a real girl

>>34550763
Stop

>>34547763
>250 lbs
>no military training
>no friends
>no innawoods knowledge
I'll make it about 6 hours before I get hungry and accidentally ingest poisonous berries.

>>34550789
actually it would be far more likely for you to drink radiated water, OP specified that you have bread and sausage
unless you eat that all in one sitting before you set off

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>>34547763
>Let's say that tomorrow you wake up in the Rookie Village in The Zone
Let's say that tomorrow you wake up in Silent Hill, how would you do /k/?

>>34550827
I would kill myself, I cant deal with spooks

>>34550827
Fuck one of those nurses and then bitch slap pyramid head and wait to get impaled.

>>34547763
>Stop to loot someone
>Bandit with a makarov shoots me in the head from 80 yards away inside a bush

life in the zone, i guess.

>>34547796
my nibba

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>>34551291
what did you expect?
that bandit is probably an ex-afghan soldier, who was forced into banditry due to being a poor, but in afghanistan he was speznaz

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>>34550763
>mfw

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>>34552298
>mfw it does

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>>34547763
I would go straight to the wounded fella right in front of the bridge, help him and be best buddies with him
start playing music, drinking vodka and blasting those damn mutant dogs
maybe get myself a saiga or some better weaponry after some time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRRGYEFZF4A

pic semi related
would get myself one, but with a suppressor

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>>34547763
other question
you wake up in a Far Cry 2 like setting
>wwyd
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NInYTkAbr1E