Yeah that's me. Yeah, I'm Canadian, so what. I bet

How about you get into hand to hand combat with a gym membership one of these days

>>34546646
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>>34546617
Think your hot shit huh? You'd be crying tears if you knew what I do on a daily basis to bloodthirsty terrorists, to say nothing of a sorry tub of lard like yourself. Theres a saying in we like saying in the Navy Seals. 'Who dares wins'. I dare. I win.

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>>34546646
>>34546662
Fuck you dumb american, your president is a laughing stock, orange troll, loser. You wont even have guns after the next election. And by then, I'll be a master with my knives and stealth tactics

pic-related, you (I know youre a same fag btw)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>34546617
If you eat your enemies, they win.

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>>34546731

>>34546674
Easy there meal team six you will spill your syrup

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>>34546617
Everything about this pic is fascinating.

The fake army uniform with gloves that he clearly got from auto zone. This "combat outfit" being worn by a morbidly obese boy that has never done any fast movements in years. The cringy patches that would only make sense to a kid who spends all day sitting in front of a computer instead of doing out door activities.

And the background in even better.

The Halo posters and toys that only a man child would have. The vitamin D on the bottom right, the body makes it own vit D by absorbing sun light, so this guy clearly does not leave the house. The My little pony toys, the ultimate status symbol for a cringy virgin with zero testosterone and shame.

I thought such people only existed in meme cartoons.