You know what to do: Choose one Destroy one Ban one And

>Give the upstanding Tyrone the M1 Garand so we can hear the obvious ping when he runs out of ammo
>Ban the Mini14 since it's a piece of shit anyway
>Choose the M1 Carbine since I like milsurp
>Destroy the M1A because more can always be made

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Easy. Choose Ruger because muh A-team. Destroy carbine because it's probably a universal or some shit. Ban M1A because they're gay and overpriced. Give Tyrone the Garand so he gets M1 thumb when he needs to shoot and is killed in a drive-by.

>>34535681
Destroy the M1 Carbine
Ban the Ruger (fuck Bill)
Give Tyrone the Garand (funniest drive-by ever)
Take the M1A because it's mah fetish

>>34536191
You are going to hell for that first one, nigga

>>34535681
I choose a M1 carbine in .357 mag
Destroy M14 because its a cheap norinco
Ban Garand because its fucking stupid, a bolt action is better
Give Ruger to tryone so he can kill more nogs

>>34535681
>m14
>mini14
>para m2
(I'm banning historic examples of guns 80 years or older that saw combat use, nearly impossible to prove a specific gun saw combat use so de facto not banned. Checkmate leftists)
>garand
(hoping that clip confuses him, 30-06 makes him deaf, and he breaks the gas system when trying to cut it down)

>Destroy
M1A because FUCK SPRINGFIELD.
>Ban
Mini 14 because FUCK RUGER just a bit more.
>Choose
M1 Carbine because I don't have one.
>gift
Garand because I already have one.

>>34535681
Choose the M1 carbine.
Destroy the Mini 14.
Ban the M1A because the M14 is the stupidest service rifle to have ever been made considering that the vastly superior FAL, G3, and AR10 already existed and because I hate fudds.
Give the M1 Garand to Tyrone because niggers don't know how clips work.

>>34535681
Destroy Garand, Ban Carbine, gift tyrone m1a and keep ruger.

I'm a whore for mag capacity.

>now time to trigger all of /k/

>>34537412
That is a scientifically sound triggering. But I know you don't mean it, ya scamp.

>>34535681
Assuming the mini 14 comes with ze A-team folding stock:

>choose mini 14
>destory m1 carbine
>ban m1a
>leave tyrone with the m1 garand and have it end up in an evidence locker

Choose Garand
>Exempt from 5 round in Canuckistan, also awesome
Destroy M1A
>More can be made
Ban Ruger
>Can be made to look like a scary babykilling salt rifle
Gift Carbine
>No reason, only options left

Well obviously you can't destroy the garand. In doing so you would create a time paradox that destroys all the rifles, as they're all based on the garand.

>>34535681
choose:cm1 carbine
destroy:mini 14 (more will be made)
ban:m14 (just chamber ones in .303 and call it by a different name or some shit)
give tyrone aGarand since he'll sell it for crack more than likely

>>34535714
This but switch the m1 garand and carbine, since I already have a shitty carbine clone.

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>>34535681
>choose the carbine because I like the carbine a lot
>ban the mini 14 because they do nothing fun or special
>destroy the m1a because they are trash and I want Springfield to go bankrupt
>give the garand to tyrone, because I would pay to watch Compton turn into the battle of the bulge

>>34535681
>Choose
Mini-14, cause fuck AR's
>Gib
Carbine, cause it's probably a shitty knock off
>Ban
M1A, cause FUCK YOU SPRINGFILED.
>Destroy
M1, so I can hear the wailing of fudds.