What is some autistic /k/ shit that you do with every day items?

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>>34533133
>Be me
>Bored at some home
>Have gun on my hip
>Proceed to clear rooms
>Shoot and kill dog
>Wound female and threaten to kill family
>I actually had a lot of fun doing it

I run around my house with unloaded guns and magazines, clearing it, and making "pew pew pew" noises the whole time.

I also imitate reloads from pop culture.

i just dry fire, practice draws, and clearing my apartment randomly.

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>>34533133
I recently was gifted Huniepop, and played through

My autism was that I gave each girl their own gun.

Audrey uses a UMP-9

Beli uses a Galil

Help me, the autism is overpowering.

when i'm home alone i repeatedly put on and take off my (military) uniform

>>34533657
Can someone please draw this? It's for a friend i swear..

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>>34533133
Exaggerated TD on ANYTHING with a pistol grip-like grip, regardless of if it has a trigger or not.

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>>34533689

>was literally just doing this with cleaning spray bottle

Are you me?

>>34533689
This. I also have muzzle discipline, especially with cordless drills.

>>34533689
fuck, me too

>>34533133
>be me
>putting anal beads into my ass
>pretend I'm loading shotgun shells

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>Be me yesterday
>At range spread testing shotgun
>Decide to have some fun
>Fills entire tube
>Holds gun at hip
>Go's full autism and just sprays at the target
>Feel cool

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I have two.
>Be mowing lawn in ride mower
>is boring
>decide to play Erika on my phone
>start to pretend mower is and Sd.fkz.251
>randomly stop mower every few minutes to let "troops" off
Also
>be laying in bed
> cant sleep
>start thinking about my raifu
>MG-42
>think about mowing down entire squads of Bolsheviks
>cum
>wtf.png
>i actually came thinking about my raifu.

>>34533689
Oh god, just realized I do this too.

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>>34533133

>reload my stapler pretending it's an M2 Browning
>put a pair of pencils in between my middle and ring finger, and pull back the upper pencil like an an artillery piece firing
>move my arm back and forth on my laptop like I'm pumping a shotgun

>Be 10yr old me
>Perents have SKY
>You have to load both batteries one after the other like a shotgun in the controll
>Have never shot a gun in my life
>Constantly taking batteries out and reloading them while making sounds

I reload the batteries into my Xbox 360 controller like it's a double barrel shotgun. I try doing the cliche both shells at the same time shit.

I think I'm autistic.