Operating gone wrong stories >See a wasp in my room >Have

>>34530563
F

If you don't have the ability to respect and control weapons you shouldn't own them.

You made this thread to comfort yourself, try and find stories about people equally as stupid as you to lower the moral bar. "Everyone does retarded things with knives amirite?" Is probably the thought you want to have. And you probably will see some similar stories. But that doesn't matter, not having a

>playing with gun
>decide to be edgy and cool and point gun at head with trigger
>incredibly loud thunder frightens me and i pull the trigger
>die
>forced to shitpost on 4chan as a ghost for eternity
I mean, there could be worse things.

>Decided to use a blade to kill a wasp
Either is is bait, or you're actually fucking retarded

Do us a favor next time and just cut all the tendons in your hands so we don't have to read your shit threads ever again.

>>34530602
Op here. I once threw an axe 6 feet high and tried to catch it. I mesed up and nearly sliced my fingers off but i was lucky because it barely grazed my fingers

>>34530611
Would post my arm but i fear you will doxx me.
When you are no guns and LARP hard with blades instead shit happens.

I was playing with a cheap katana (unsharpened) a while ago and ended up losing my grip on it and it flew up into the air, and on reflex I reached out to grab it, but I grabbed it by the blade while it was falling.

Ended up with a half inch deep cut in the flesh of my thumb below the knuckle.

i wouldn't call this "operating" so much as "being a fucking 13 year old retard" but it seems to be in the same vein as your story OP

>>34530635
Did it hurt a lot or were you too much in shock to feel much pain?

People underestimate the blades especially the ones who are not really sharp

>>34530563
Evey time one of you mall ninjas asks for a "battle ready" sword recommendation I halfway expect something like this to happen.
>get coldsteel, cheap, sharp and a good American company you can actually sue

>>34530668
I am not American though and getting a license in my country takes ages which is exactly why i larp with blades so much

So why would i buy American product when European stuff is better?

>>34530699
>American product
>implying shit doesn't come from Pakistan/China anyways

>>34530563
>Being this retarded
You should be killed poo head

>>34530651
It was 14 or 15 years ago so my memory is pretty fuzzy, but I remember it not hurting that bad. I have small hands so it was a deep cut relative to my thumb; there was a lot of flesh flapping around and the scar goes around about 150 degrees of the thumb.

I actually didn't tell my parents around it, just put a whole bunch of bandaids on it and eventually it scabbed over and healed.

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>be me
>at 15 years old I have mastered the blade
>one day leave a longsword under a pile of dirty laundry on a chair
>step around it for weeks, think nothing of it
>until one day i step through it and gash my shin
>not my worst injury but definitely the bloodiest
>turns out fat layers look just like the artists depiction in my biology textbook
>subdermalstitches.jpg

>>34530563
>Closing pocket knife after cutting up boxes at work
>Somehow manage to take a cm wide mm deep perfect circle of skin off the first knuckle of my pointer finger
>Knife is hair popping sharp, like I keep all my knives, so wound is perfectly smooth and doesn't even bleed or hurt for a few seconds
>Bleed like a stuck pig after because no flap of skin to have flesh reknit
>It's just gone man
>Buy $8 pair of lv5 cutproof gloves

>>34530699
Europe makes something better?

Top fucking kek.

>>34530563
A wasp flew into my room through the window last year, and I punched it in the face with a big straight right

it flew back out and fucked off

>shooting at buddies farm
>308 Mauser
>wasp keeps flying dangerously close
>lands on tree stump a few feet away
>shoot and kill it
>all is good
>his buddies arrive in force
>4-5 combatants
>tactically retreat to car and exfil

>>34530563
>be 2 years ago
>get M4 looking airsoft for birthday
>T-thanks
>all my friends have one too
>go out playing
>decide to be funny, bring my real M4 with a bunch of blanks
>we're getting ready, my best friend notices
>looks at me horrified
>an evil smile slowley wipes across his face
>"i want to be on anons team"
>everyone else is against us
>game starts
>using my pistol for a little while
>get a few kills here and there
>get hit and respawn
>now is the time, kommrade
>pull up my AR
>wait until i'm in a position to lay down covering fire
>*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
>"WHAT THE FUCK"
>they all scatter for cover
>this one kids dad comes running from the cars
>*BANG BANG BANG*
>he scatters for the bearest tree
>neadless to say, the cops were called
>they couldnt do anything, i didnt break a law
>needless to say that one friend never spoke to me again
>everyone was dying laughing because his dad literally shat his pants

>>34531773
>muh edgy jokes
>lol u jus can't handle the thought of your friend pointing a gun @ u and making you think you're going to die

>>34530602
hey
eat it

>>34531794
god some anons here are such boring cocksuckers

>>34530606
>I mean there could be worse things

My imagination is failing me

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>>34530598

>>34531969
He could be forced to shit post exclusively on /pol/

>>34531773
>things that didn't happen

>playing with my weeaboo sword in the backyard
>never hurt myself or endanger others because I'm a cautious and responsible individual despite being a socially bankrupt manchild
Nothin' personell...

>>34530563
>Girl asks about OP's scar
>Oh, this? I got this during the Arachnid War.

>>34531773
>no laws were broken
>what is brandishing a weapon when not under serious attack

>>34532121
>what is brandishing a weapon when not under serious attack
Not federal law. Florida for example defines "Improper Exhibition of a Firearm or Weapon" as
>Exhibition of a dangerous weapon or firearm in a rude, careless, angry, or threatening manner.
while Alaska doesn't care at all unless it's
>[aimed at] one or more persons with unlawful intent to apply deadly force.

>>34532096
>Arachnid War.
>wasp

>>34532227
whatever m8, it still didn't happen

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>>34532096
>"asks about OP's scar"
>"He was a drunk, and he was a fiend...!"

Why so serious...?

>>34532227
What state then fag

One time I was trying to do some fruit Ninja bullshit with a machete and nailed my knee with it. Now I have an inch-ish long scar on my left kneecap.

Another time I was holding a hatchet without the sheath at leg level and my dog ran into the blunt end sending the point straight into my left kneecap. So now I have two scars there among other things.

>>34532451
>>34532531
I never said it did. Just thought you should know. Armchair lawyer things.

>>34530563
>operating innawarehouse
>have plate carrier on
>decide it would be fun to jump on empty shelving
>fall on my face
>pull out ceramic plates to make sure no cracks
>drop one on my toe

now i'm missing half a toenail.

>>34530563
Similar story

>Walking around woods
>Testing out my new Mora 2000
>Knife is razor sharp
>Decide to sit down and eat some lunch
>Using knife to cut up apple
>as im sitting there a giant ass caterpillar falls on my leg
>Panic and slash at it with my knife
>Cuts through Caterpillar and slices through my flesh like butter
>Sit there staring at what i'd just done,
>See the 4 inch slit in my leg
>Watch as blood slowly starts to creep through
>Get up and start walking back
>Blood pouring down my leg
>Tie T shirt around my leg
>Get home put some bandaids and gauze on it
>Didn't need stitches

>>34531773
>brandishing
>terroristic threats
>discharging a weapon within city limits
>noise ordinance violation
>underage possession of a deadly weapon
>no laws were broken
yeah sure.

>>34535044
>not lying to the /k/ool kids

>>34530563

>autism gone wrong

Not gun related:
>play soccer with friends
>be decend goalkeeper
>get cocky
>try to do a flip while catching the ball
>miss it
>land hard on a broken bottle hidden in grass
>cut up knee down to the bones
>see anon, that's what you get for being a fag

>buy a giant Ontario bowie knife
>idly practicing throwing it up in the air and catching it
>miss the handle
>reflexively try to catch it again
>grab it by the blade
>it hurts

I still don't know what the fuck I was thinking but I never did that again

>>34534410
That's what you get for killing an innocent caterpillar, you giant fucking retard.
A CATERPILLAR.