>meet another gun person >he invites me to go shooting

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>>34528113

>shooting buddy has an AK
>you have an AR
>trade rifles and shoot together
>have a great time together

mfw

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>Bring noguns friend to shoot
>Purposely don't bring any ammo so he can pay for it at the shop

>>34528259

this isn't a rude thread. baka

>>34528113
and then you wet yourself and spaghetti fell out all your pockets.

>>34528271
your name means nothing without a proper trip you homo

>>34528271

wait wtf I didn't type that

baka

>>34528284

I just use it for conversation

;-; too lazy to delet it every post
>>34528286

I've been here so long and this still makes me laugh fuck

>hanging with friends shootan
>one of them invites one of his friends none of us know
>he brings out this shitty old pump shotgun and a glock 23
>layin down sub moa groups at 100 yds with the glock
>never seen anything like it all. almost amazed
>go out to drink/eat
>starts telling us about his felony conviction
>"theyll never come for my guns, my rights are my rights, regardless of something stupid i did when i was 17 (hes like 25 now)
>just sitting there keeping my mouth shut like "is this dude for real?"
>we go back to his place to smoke a shit ton of pot
>out back he has a fucking 500 YARD RANGE MY DICK GETS ROCK GODDAMN HARD
>placing sub moa groups at 300 yds with a SOCOM M1A
>just sit there with my mouth open watching this magic happen

all in all it was a bretty gud day
the best news is i wont have to go back to a range for awhile (fucking RSOs retarded rules) as he invited me to shoot there

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>meet another gun person
>he invites me and my friend at his house to show us his huge collection of guns
>he lives in a small appartment, he has a safe in his living room with like 4 guns in it
>then he starts pulling off guns stashed away everywhere in soft case, hard cases or just wrapped in cloth
>they keep coming
>spend afternoon fingerfucking rare and awesome guns
>some are barely legal or straight out illegal but he cannot help it, he just likes guns
>later discover how many gun owners in my country have an illegal gun or two because previously legal stuff keeps floating around and people just don't give a shit

>>34528259

you're SICK

>>34528882
>later discover how many gun owners in my country have an illegal gun or two because previously legal stuff keeps floating around and people just don't give a shit
literally every cunt in australia with a 1 acre property or larger has an SKS, somewhere

not an AR, not a shotgun, not a pistol, no, an SKS. always.

a fun exercise is to look at 7.62x39mm imports in comparison to sales of all other cartridges.

>>34529419
>bunch of eastern euro J1 students working under me for the summer
>at the mere mention of guns they all smile like the idea of shooting
>invite them to shoot on their days off
>all of them are fuckin stoked on it
>tell me they will never be able to do this again
>each thanks me and asks to go again
>they agree to pay for ammo
>feelsgood.jpg

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>no friends

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>>34528259
YOU FILTHY FUCKING ANIMAL

>>34528259
DEVILISH

>>34528113

>go shooting for the first time in months
>only one at range
>shooting chiappa rhino, xds, and comp .22
>talk shit with patrolling RO for half an hour
>Other RO comes in and talks the shit for another half hour
>finally get to start shooting
>2 separate people come in to shoot
>both strike up conversation
>both ask me to shoot their guns
>shoot their comfy as fuck guns and they shoot my comfy as fuck guns
>we jerk each other off for a few minutes
>mfw I get both their numbers and one owns a fully fun time m249 I can "come shoot anytime" and the other has a cabin in Kentucky I can swing by and use.

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>>34528317
Where exactly is this house and who were you shooting with. He sounds like a cool guy please tell me more.

dumb frogposters

>>34529889
>Tfw I don't know this feel
Send help

>meet /k/ irl
>shoot them

>>34529889
thats a lot of male bonding jesus christ
literally never experienced that

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>>34529979

it was like a fucking competition to see who liked who's guns.

>It was great

I honestly kinda wondered why I went shooting so often so long ago. Now I remember:

>made range buddies everytime
>everyone is always super chill

except for one cunt out of every 20 or so cool dudes

>but everyone hates that guy and everyone knows it

First time I've ever had someone offer keys to a fucking cabin though.

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>spring semester
>make friends
>new friends friend gf is very cool and flirty
>shooting comes up
>friend asks when we're going shooting
>friends friend gf speaks up asking if I'll take her sometime when I'm free
>her bf isn't into guns
>plays video games all the time
Mfw I'm going to fuck this guys chick

>>34530018
don't forget to call him while fucking the chick and screaming
GET KEKED YOU BETA BITCH

>>34528317
I'm calling bullshit on the sub moa at 100 yards with a G23. Never happened

>>34529462
I hate this episode

>>34528113
>range rule lists me and only 1 guest
>don't get to bring friends
This really crashes my mood with no happiness.

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>>34529976

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>>34528113
>find out friend owns a gun shop
>leaving his girlfriend, needs roommate that also likes having an arsenal
>by our weapons combined, we are HEAVILY ARMED BACHELORS

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>go shooting with friend
>steal all his brass
>steal a couple boxes of ammo too
>mfw noguns

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>>34528259

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>>34528259