>"Haha I know who's house I'm going to when

i bet my left nut nobody said that to you

we had this thread a million times and no decent discussion came out of it

if you want a SHTF thread make a decent one

you little bitch

>>34510540
>haha yep, the house of god

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>"You're not planning to shoot up the school,right anon? Haha!

>>34510540
People only know you have prep gear when you flash your ass in public. Don't do that.

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>>34510540
>What gun should I buy anon?
>Ingores your advice and gets talked into overpaying for a Glock by a LGS

>>34510540
I always tell these people I'm just going to cut them up and eat them. I always get a laughter as response as if I'm joking or something. No nigger, you show up to my domicile like this and I'm going to eat your ass Hannibal Lecter style.

>>34510574
>hey it's my first handgun. I was looking for something for fun on the range and for home defense. My friend recommended I get something called a Tokarev.
Your friend then gets sold a superior gun instead.

>>34510591
Does Glock pay you by the word or by post?

>>34510598
They just make a better gun than whatever slavshit you recommend, comrade.

>>34510551
not OP but ive heard this shit or some iteration of it at least 10 times

>>34510633
And we've become exceedingly efficient at it

>"Haha I know who's house I'm going to when I need two scoops"

>>34510540
I had someone say this

And I once had a police officer say "when we go to war" >implying brown cunts

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>>34510578

Is cannibalism frowned on by your teachings? Would you have to prepare people like halal meat? Genuinely curious.

>>34510578
>>34511018
This, and bring your girlfriend so I can cuck you again.

>>34510578
I like it.

>>34510540

>Why do you need an assault rifle anon
>Are you compensating for something lmao

I got an argument online with some cuck and he said I own an AR because I have a small pen0r.

I'm 25 and he was in his 50s.

>>34510591
That's some heavy projection boyo

>>34510929
Mr. Anderson, welcome back. We've missed you.

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yay its this thread AGAIN

>>34510629
>get sold an overpriced glock instead of a $200 tok.
>can't afford any ammo

>>34510540
>I don't understand jokes and get mad at people who make them
Literal autism.

>>34511412
>buy glock for $400
>now have a that's useful beyond clubbing an intruder to death

>>34511064
he was just trying to get you to post dick pics

>>34510566
Fuck me, my own father has said this to me.

For owning eight magazines.

>>34511540

I said he lived a non traditional alternative lifestyle

>>34510578

You spoiled the surprise! Now they'll be wary if they trot into your house and there's a tarp waiting for them.

>>34511577
My mother said that but I only have 1 magazine
T. Poorfag

>>34511577
>>34511933
My Mom made fun of me for owning only two mags.

She said I need at least 10, then called me a pussy.

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>show friend my ak
>"haha don't bring that to school"
>i'm not even in school

>>34511955
Your mom sounds like a classy lady.
Why you gotta disappoint a classy lady?

>>34511018
As I understand it, you're not allowed to eat other muzzos, their chattel (slaves, prisoners, wives) or free non-believers (whoever that is), but otherwise you're cool, provided the situation is serious enough to call for the eating of people to safe your (Muslim) life.

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>>34511961
>bring it to school anyway

>>34511445
>shooting an intruder
>not clubbing it to death
it's like you don't even like fun

>>34510551
this literally happens all the time to me.
they come over for a beer or something or a football game, see my range bag and say
>anon, you have a gun?
>i know where i'm coming for a zombie apocalypse :^)

>>34510540
why do you fags keep making these thread we've had like 15 in the past week

>>34511955
>not owning atleast 21 mags
Poorfag

Why does /k/ get butthurt when people say this? I take it as a compliment. Also, I'd welcome any of my friends to come and ride out the disaster with me. Wouldn't want them to die.

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>>34511577
My mom said this to me. Used to teach kids how to shoot at a summer camp so after Newtown she yelled at me for owning guns and how it's something I had no need to even have an interest. Then she said "you know the shooter had aspergers, just like you"

>>34514105
Nobody likes freeloaders. Unless your family is shit, then they've already been worked into a SHTF plan anyway. It's the randoms that suggest they'll mooch off your stuff that bugs people.

>>34512500

Oh fuck me, this looks funny and weird. Since when did people in Asia get mp40s? I need to know

>>34510540
Not mine. I don't have a house.

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>>34510566
>"anon should we be worried?"
>"xD shooting was fun!"
>still worried

>>34511018
You know I'm not sure but fuck it.
>>34511056
Me too, which is why my dungeon will be fully stocked year round.
>>34511929
I plan to kill them in their sleep, I don't want to induce any stress and spoil the meat. Besides this gives me time to fap.

>>34511445
>tyrones dozen layered hoodies stop the 9mm
>your last moment of anal virginity is spent wishing you had listened to that kommando
>lack of penetrating power is all you can think of while youre getting penetrated

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>>34514172
>she said "you know the shooter had aspergers, just like you"
Fucking ouch, dude.

>>34514172
I'm genuinely sorry anon, I have aspergers, and I can't imagine someone saying shit like that to me.

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>>34514172
Wow. Your mother is one. Cold. Bitch.

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>new job
>2 weeks in the office
>overhear one of the managers talking
>he's having an in-depth discussion about an AR-15 he recently bought with one of my coworkers

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>>34515180
You should ask him to go hunting. Ditch 'em when he least expects it. Then hunt him down. To test the effectiveness of his new AR-15, of course.

>>34515223
gay

>>34510578
Just make sure to stock up on spices because shit's bland af.

>>34514925
>>34514797
>>34515137

Shittiest thing is, I don't even have it. I used to be a VERY weird kid. Apparently shitty social skills and precociousness can go hand in hand with ADD, and it was something I grew out of. But i never grew out if the stigma, and for years my mother would use this diagnoses as a weapon in arguments, and still refuses to believe I don't have it, as I no longer meet any criteria.
For example she even told my little brother not to bring her girlfriend to dinner at her house because "you know anon has aspergers, right?"
Ironically I've gone on to be the most successful and well adjusted of my siblings, with the best people skills, sales made, and customer satisfaction in some of the companies I've worked but the doubt and sting is still there from time
>feel like an outsider at this bar or party my friend took me to? Aspie
>trouble making new friends? Couldn't hold down a gf again? I must be autistic...
This exchange was really awkward. She's right about me being a sorry after all...

>>34510540

>noguns myself but have friends who own

>never say this because they could easily blow my brains out for food or confuse me for a looter when SHTF

>will probably just 180 from their direction and hide and survive in the forest

>>34516093
Your mom's wrong. I have actual aspergers, and I don't go around using it as an excuse for anything. I work hard and try to get out of my bubble as best as I can, sometimes I fuck up, but that doesn't mean I stop trying. You sound pretty damn well adjusted, and you can tell your mom that if she ever says that word to you or about you again that you won't talk to her for a year, or something.

>>34511412
>tokarev
> $200
Try $370+

>>34511929
>What, do you have a dog, anon?

>>34510553
a church?

>>34511577
I'm on the same boat. My mom said the same thing to me right before I was going to play some vidya.

>>34514172
Fuck that's rough. Like damn...

>>34515248
Do explain how the ecstasy of murder is considered homosexual.

Oh that's right you can't.

>>34510540
I have gotten this a few times.
One notable time was a coworker who had good weed connections at the time and knew how to grow crops and build cabins, just told him "bring some grass and help me farm and we are cool".
It's like most of /k/ doesn't realize the greatest asset in a "zombie" situation is to have people of relative good health and marketable or valuable skills.
Hell every chick that says what's in the OP would be useful as hell. You set up an armed compound and they perform the oldest profession. Gotta make that "post apocalypse" money.

>>34517445
>weed dealer
>telling a weed dealer you have guns

>>34516691
You can get a yugo for like 220 right now. Sure a really nice polish might be up there but come on man.

>>34515745
I enjoy gardening as well so my herb garden is very healthy and well stocked.

>>34511412
Poorfags gonna poor.

>>34517479
>weed dealer =/= weed smoker
Wanna know how I know you have never had a social interaction beyond 4chan.

>>34517479
most weed dealers are teens with junkie parents.
most aren't a threat honestly,never buy from black though.

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>>34516144
We'll it's not the only shitty thing she's done. Problem is other than her horrible parenting she is an incredibly nice and hospitable person, a real steepford wife. She is just incredibly neurotic under that smile. So if I bring up her bad parenting she'll get very upset and run away crying for the humiliation, but refuses to actually acknowledge any wrongdoing or apologize for that. Excuses are made but at least I knowy brother and I can tag team the guilt wagon and make her cry whenever she's being a bitch to us. It's worked out well for me though. I'm a paramedic now. Probably going to marry my gf once she's out of med school, and I'm exercising/losing weight/eats no healthy again and my best friend and I can go shooting whenever we want. Also used to be REALLY ugly but somehow I turned out ok I think

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>>34510566
This pissed me off but admittedly kept grade school smooth. People would openly pick on me with this like it was nothing but whenever I was visibly upset and not being silent all the time like the little shit I was you could tell people were getting uncomfortable despite me being a weak twig who could only bench 110lbs.

Tl;DR: Having normalfags joke about you being a mass shooter can be used to your advantage..

>>34514172
>>34516093

Fuck your mom, no seriously. If one of my parents made such a shallow comparison of me to a mass shooter based on something like aspergers I wouldn't be on speaking terms with them for a long time. That's bullshit, anon.

>>34517852
You're makin' it, brah! Never give up my friend!

>>34514351
Russian sold everything they captured, that's why you have pics of muslims in syria with stg44s nowdays

>>34510540
>Haha I know who I'm shooting for supplies as soon as they get to my house, you defenseless subhuman

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>Why do you need a gun anon?
>Why do you need a military assault rifle anon?
>Why do you need 30 round clips anon?
>Why do you need a sniper scope anon?
>Why don't you come to Thanksgiving anon?

>>34511577
My dad usually buys me mags for Christmas

>>34516144
that's one of the most aspie comebacks I've ever heard. Not ripping on you at all, I can just hear all of the kids with aspergers I knew growing up saying that in all of their respective voices

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>>34517852
>I turned out ok I think
You're a good looking dude anon. Keep after it

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>>34516093
Sounds like someone needs to distance themself from their mother. Seriously, stop talking to her since it's doing nothing good for you from what you're describing.

>>34517445
See, the only problem there is getting the women to perform the oldest profession, if you force it on people you're gonna cause rifts between you and other survivors. Despite what the memes might tell you, people generally still have morals and women won't always be comfortable taking miles of dick.

>>34511577
my mom said this to me

i own one gun with one mag

feels bad man

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>co workers and boss have guns

>never invited to go to range

fuck me

>>34510566
>"I wasn't until you asked."

>>34517852
You're actually pretty decent.
Lose a few pounds and you'd be a solid 7-8/10

>>34511577
I bought a box of 40 bullets and my Dad said that to me.

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>>34510540
>he hasn't prepared for the zombies yet
What's your excuse, /k/?

>>34510540
>have friend over that happens to be a girl yesterday
>looking for something
>open my storage building up that i keep my guns locked in
>shes helping me look and then notices the 50+ guns i keep in there
>haha lol i know who's house im going to when the zombie apocolypse happens
>sperg out and tell her that I'll probably shoot her on sight for breaching my compound
>weird her the fuck out
>tfw i didnt get to breach her compound that day

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>>34514172
My mom does this shit all the time
>"Anon, so-and-so has aspergers just like you"
Gee, thanks for reminding me why I can't socialize effectively, have severe trust issues, and therefore have no real friends.
She says this shit in public too.

>>34510540
If you ever hear this, you've fucked up

Alright fags come up with the best responses then.

>are you going to shoot up a school?
>lol just use your fists!
>are you compensating for something?
>I'm coming to your place when shtf!
>why do you neeeeeeeeeed that?

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>>34520981
>Yes
>No
>Maybe
>Why?
>Fuck you

>>34520981

>are you going to shoot up a school?
No
>lol just use your fists!
No
>are you compensating for something?
No
>I'm coming to your place when shtf!
No
>do you neeeeeeeeeed that?
Yes

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>>34510540
>zombies
>real
Well meme, tard.

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>>34521060

Frogposter begone

>>34515223
That seems an imprudent way of making range buddies

>in laws ask my wife to find out what I want for Christmas or my birthday
>price is no object
>tell her ammo, mags, AR parts
>get a sweater (from her store, that she made) for Christmas and a 25 dollar gift card to Quaker Steak and there isn't one within 50 miles of us
>you'll shoot your eye out anon
>father in law slips me 500 each time

It's the mothe in law that does this stupid shit and thinks it's funny. The funny part is that it's my father in law who asked my wife to find out what I wanted and gave the list to his wife. She's a bitch and talks down to us saying shit like "you guys will get your finances in order one day" when my wife's yarn/consignment store makes over 80k take home a year, which is more than her mother, and I make 60k a year and the only debt we have is our mortgage. Bitch is stingy a fuck with "their" money, and she's a part time secretary while the husband owns a small architecture firm. Not that I'm some greedy ass, but I always just joke with the wife that I'm worried she may have some jew blood in her that she doesn't know about and I'll have to gas our family.
///blog post

>>34510551
>t. nofriends

>>34521967
This all is some real summer shit
Thing is I'm not sure if the demographics change during summer or the demographic does

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>>34520981
I'd only answer with a lawyer present.

>>34520981
>Nah
>Why not both?
>Yes
>Fuck you, get out of my bunker.
>Wendigo.

>>34514172
You're mom sounds like an abusive cunt. I'm actually upset now

>>34514172
Was she single? Mine said some things like this to me as well, and it's a pattern I've noticed with a lot of men raised by single mothers.

>>34520981
>hums the tune of pumped up kicks
>I'm not a fan of anal rape
>Yeah, my penis can't shoot lead at a 900 feet per second velocity
>Sure, we can paint each others nails, watch romantic comedies, and talk about how you need another man to protect your own ass
>You don't live in the same part of the city as me, do you?

>>34511955
she single?

Go back to /pol/

SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE

>>34510574
Even worse

>What AR15 should I buy anon?
>Ignores my advice and buys a frankenAR15 from a gun show that only rarely feeds the top round of the magazine and literally doesn't even try to cycle when shot
>Sells it and buy a Maverick 88

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>>34517852
Honestly you look fine as far as attractiveness, but kinda look like Private Pyle.

>>34514287
Not sure why this isn't pointed out more often. If you have a good relationship with your folks you're probably going to at least keep them in mind when planning your preps.
Especially if they're old/weak/Not able to defend themselves/ not able to bug out to wherever.

>>34524310
Yup. This pretty much. While I'm sure my parents could hold out for a few days, in a wrol situation i worry for them cause the only pistol in their place is an old navy revolver that I've never actually seen, so most of my emergency plans involve stealing my work rig piling a few days of stuff into it and driving like hell to get home and make sure they're safe and sound.

With no gf currently, well... There's no ne else to worry over anyway.

>>34514351
Before WWII, China and Germany were allies with the Germans giving a large amount of supplies and training to the Chinese.

>>34510540
"Oh, so you're not ever coming over then"

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>>34514172
>>34514172
>Then she said "you know the shooter had aspergers, just like you"

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>If the zombies come

"The only place they'll be coming is on your chest, dipshit."

>>34510566
>In community college accounting class
>Instructor asks what everyone is doing for their birthday
>just turned 21, and bought a bersa firestorm
>it's my turn to speak
>yeah I just got my first handgun so I'm excited haha
>realize how inappropriate that was
>some kid in the back bursts out "oh don't mess with this guy"
>look at the instructor
>she looks visibly upset
>I sit back down as spaghetti slowly fall out of my pocket

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>>34512850
That's my plan

>>34520981
>Nope
>Something something knife to a gunfight
>Probably
>I ain't feeding you
>same reason you need another dragon dildo

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>>34514172
>just like you
just like me mom
just. like. me.

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>>34524194
Maybe. I've been I looked like a LOT of different people. I've got the haircut for it now. Gained 30 pounds too after starting medic school and working nights. But I've lost 10 (from 197 to 187)in the last two months and people are actually already noticing (I think one of my supervisors wants to fucc)

>>34510591
Delete yourself

>>34516691
???

I just bought a Tula for 225

>>34519902
Go with me man

>>34510540
>>34510551
ive heard it many times

>>34519859
>women won't always be comfortable taking miles of dick
haha

>>34514172
Should've asked her who gave you assburgers in the first place

>>34526270
Don't miss your swing or you'll hit yourself and bleed, you can't afford that with just 125 HP. I'd recommend the Sandman over that.

>>34514172
well she's right you know
most school shooters are autistic retards

>>34527978
Cut the soda if you haven't and start on jogging and you'll cut that weight in no time.
Gotta get started and stick with it man.

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>>34526231
That wasn't inappropriate. Nothing is, if said with enough confidence. The correct way to approach something like this that could be awkward is to escalate the situation so far that whoever you're dealing with backs off.
>yeah I just got my first handgun so I'm planning to go shooting with the boys and crack open a few cold ones, who's with me
>jock retards perk up at the mention of beer and guns and join you wooping
>make friends
>shoot cans
>woop woop

>>34514613
>You know I'm not sure but fuck it.
maybe you should brush up on your halal meat prep skills

>>34523801
Does it matter?

>>34510578
This is my go-to response everytime someone brings up yet another inane shtf idea.

It shuts them up, because once they start thinking about how much of a leap it would be for me to go full mad max cannibal, they also realise how much of a leap shtf itself is.

The closest we've come in the last 30 years is katrina, and that was localized and short lived. In times of trouble, people band together and develop solutions, not go nuts and start shooting each other over plywood and mres.

>>34514172
F

>>34511955
Mother knows best

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>>34510566
At this point i stop talking to them completly.

>>34510566
>I'm more a federal building guy myself
Just kidding ATF-kun, don't shoot my dog

>>34520908
Tell her she must have Aspergers as well since she clearly doesn't recognize social norms if she's going to trash her son in public.
Fuck that bitch.

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>"Nobody needs a rapid fire gun like the adler"

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>>34521010
The best answer
>>34530657
Fuck that shitty campaign drove me insane, a dude at work literally thought they could be converted into automatics. I felt like banging my head against the wall.

>>34530657

>InnaNSW
>Put an extended tube on it anyway
>Come at me AFP

>>34510566
Kids in America are allowed to have guns?

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>>34514172
>Then she said "you know the shooter had aspergers, just like you"
God damn, this hurts

>>34510540
To which I normally ask if they're going to be my personal dick sucker, or what other valuable skill they have that would prevent me from dropping them 200yds from my house.

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>>34514172

I know these feels too well.

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>>34530657
http://www.guncontrolaustralia.org/

Their website reeks of anti-gun sentiment and manipulation, pic very related

>>34510540
>why? you'll get shot.

>>34530657
>rapid fire pump shotgun

Jesus christ I can rattle off all 10 shots in my Enfield in 10 seconds does that make it a rapid fire gun?

>>34531335
>lever action
>rapid fire

>>34516093
>I've gone on to be the most successful and well adjusted of my siblings, with the best people skills, sales made, and customer satisfaction in some of the companies I've worked

You forgot "modest"

>>34514351
>>34519644
>>34524688
The guy is a Mongolian or a Siberian in the Red Army.

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>>34531403
Modesty is for fags, if you got the skills then flaunt them
t. Aristotle

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>>34521201
Day/k/are get out

>>34531433
>he didn't get it
Retard, anon was making fun of how narcissistic you sound.

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>>34520641

>>34531403
My brother is the stay at home part time giant eagle type that never made it through college despite being "normal" and considering I though I was going to be spaghetti in pockets when talking to customers yet btfo the competition at sales and service, ill toot my horn about it. My monicker at medic school was 'Doctor' because I was really ducking good at that too and everyone was surprised that I wasn't in med school instead

>>34531511
That's not me your responding to. Believe my lack of confidence is genuinely one of biggest weakness, but right now my low self esteem is at an all time high

>>34520981
>SHALL NOT BE INFRIGED MOLON LABE AM I BEING DETAINED?

>>34530217
>sandman
enjoy getting 1shotted

>>34517852
You're fine man, power through.

Reply to get a virtual internet hug from me to you!

/s


But seriously, fuck her.

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>browsing wares at lgs with nogunz friend
>he constantly refers to shotguns as "shotties"

FUCKING STOP

>>34531335
Port Arthur was an inside job.

>Retard trains with a bb gun

>20 headshots with 25 rounds

>Mysterious persons

>Witness drastically changing testimony

All my sadness for the Aussies, so close and yet so far.

>>34514172
:'(

>>34514172
Put me in the screenshot for r/4chan!

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>>34510566
My moms cousin in Turkey was complaining to me about my gun pictures on Facebook and removed me because of it. Recently his daughter was staying at my moms house for summer Vacation and I brought my guns over to my moms house and had her take pictures and send it to him and now he was asking to go shooting

>>34534818
Probably my planning to honor kill you m80

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>>34520908
Halo 4 was actually a good game

>>34510566
hello underage b8 anon

>>34530266
>In times of trouble, people band together and develop solutions
Do you think it is unrealistic that one of said solutions involves theft?

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>>34520981
>why would I waste boolits on the lil shits? I'd use a bomb instead
>you go ahead
>my lack of guns, yes
>You better bring some good shit then
>cause I like it when it goes bang, therefore I shall have it.

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>>34514172
anon if possible try to acknowledge said shit statement by your mom

Best way to respond is to try to adopt friendly cordial with you ma.

Being a dick in response will only harden her mentality towards the modern marvel that is the gun

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>>34535290
I dunno anon, Halo 4 left a bland taste in mouth,
-the plot ain't fun no more
(it was more fun when humans were the underdog)
-The new weapons look and feel like doo-doo
-Level design is poo-poo
(remember the Elephant mission)
-Power fantasy setting is gone now because (Spartans are more common than the cold)

>>34530266
>not shooting each other over plywood and mres.
if you have a chili mac MRE, i will kill you for that shit.

>>34511018
Eating pigs is haram so don't eat the Americans, but otherwise you're fine.

>>34520154
Oi w8, I don't remember this, is this RE6?

>>34517356
youre hunting men.

That's pretty gay anon.

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>>34535656
No I thought it could have used some better level sesign but otherwise I felt it was a step in the right direction and was glad they've tried something new at the same time. Personally, I thought halo reach was a pretty shitty and disappointing halo game. But halo 5. Oh man, halo 5. That's not a bad halo game, it's just a plain dog shot game in general, one of the worst I've ever pkayed

>>34535548
For the most part we do get along by much much better now, and stay in friendly terms, but every once in a while old shit gets dragged out ( she did a lot more than the whole spergers thing)

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>>34510540
free protean

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>>34510551
>>34510566
>>34511961
>>34519671
I have experienced a variation of every one of these at least once.
My dad was concerned I was going to become a domestic terrorist (in part due to my guns and gear, but also for a lot of libertarian related ideas and conversations).

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>>34510574

>1.06MB for a 700x394 image.

dude...

>>34535883
Definitely. I got a blowjob for one. Ftx in college they send all the prelaw, premed, prenursing students out with everyone else 5day trip 2days MREs. I can live off the land, how bout you hon? Don't want to eat grubs? I got chili Mac, chicken ziti, and beef stroganoff. Let's make a deal.

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>>34510540
>coworker starts talking about zombies and how he'll turn the store into a fort
>amazing "plan" never accounts for dealing with whatever virus/bacteria/disease/fungus/alien sperm/voodoo wiped out 99% of humans
>remind them the Spanish flu infected 1/3rd of the earth's population in 1918
>slowly contextualize and obliterate their pathetic power fantasy is brick by fucking brick
>rabies and ebola have yet to plummet the earth into chaos and the carriers of those aren't corpses that will decompose and become utterly useless in a matter weeks
>"m-muh rage zombies."
>a creature whose lone source of food is not only their sole means of propagation but ALSO their number one predator
>"Well you're not welcome in the bad ass fort."
>So instead of preparing ahead of time, you're going to wait until the last second, thrust yourself into the fray of looters and infected just hoping you'll be king of the hill by the end of it? Why not get a few months of dry food, healthy supply of clean water in an already secure and isolated location? It's a useful and fairly inexpensive strategy for numerous natural disasters.
>"Well what are the odds that will ever be useful?"
>mfw

>>34511955
best mom

>>34516987
it is claimed that is where the light the truth and the way dwells
but I don't believe it
too many graven objects in one place

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>>34536385
>Halo 5
Don't even mention that disappointing piece of garbage in my presence
>Get a little bit hyped up watching the trailers, thinking that the game is gonna be based around MC going rouge and being hunted by Spartan Locke
>Finally buy the game and realize how shit it is within 5 seconds of loading it up
>They introduced micro transactions, the Spartan vs Spartan fight they hyped up is resolved in a 20 second cut scene, all the new Spartans except for Buck have the personality of a fucking potato, you only play as MC for 3 fucking missions, and the story is a fucking bore fest.
At they were able to improve the multiplayer and its pretty decent now (despite the fact that all those new game modes should have come with it on its fucking release date)
>tfw when your childhood game franchise has collapsed on it self
>tfw they will never make a game taking place before the covenant and have you put down the outer colony rebellions, instead they will just keep introducing new and shitty villains
>feelsbadman

>>34540296
zombie apocalypse talk is generally a cathartic type of mind game. He essentially asked a dumb question or made a dumb statement and you just sperged out on it

>hey anon how many infants do you think you could fight o-
>WHAT!? THATS SO STUPID YOU WOULD HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE LEGAL IMPLICATIONS AND THEN THE ASLDJFOIJWOEINGOSIMDF IJSIJFOSIJE!!! SLIDFJOQWIJ!!!!! BIX NOOD!!!

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>>34541041
>warthog
>3 metric tons
So weighs this little bad boy. I'd rather take the Wiesel than the Warthog.

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>>34541041
When I think comes to halon5 I am beyond words. And like I said I really did feel that halo 4 was a good game, a step in the right direction, just needed some polishing and more experience for the next one. But instead we have halo 5. Inow addition to what you said, there was also the most boring protagonist in all of Vida history, chief is just a fucking retarded dumbass who gets magic visions after being c9nked on the head and all his buddies just go with it (which is in fact the entire driving force beyond what could be described as a plot), lol I'm Cortina and I'm back now as a power Rangers vilkain, power Rangers cutscenes, power Rangers cutscenes that have nothing to do with the rest of the game unless you read some shitty book, terrible writing, directing AND acting, God awful level design, boring as fuck combat, terrible sound design (especially those promethazine soldier SFX when they doe), fighting the faggots eternal SEVEN FUCKING TIMES, bad ai, horrible expositionight, did you remember guardians because you probably actually forgot they were a part of this game until now, again -- cowadooty 3d rail shooter level design and sequences, a retarded narrative about humans vs ain't hat belongs in mass effect from literally fucking nowhere srsly this was never ever a theme in halo at any point or even in this game, that stupid walk around and talk to peoplensection, useless a in companions and that faggy revive mechanic that is just as frustrating as it is suspense ruining, sitting on buck and killing the rookie, fucking PINK ARMOR spartan, retarded cliffhanger, humans being pursues at every opportunity, most anticlimactic final level in all of halo, even worse than press x to kill boss

I'm sure there still more Im forgetting.

>>34541072
Does your Wiesel run on Creek water?

>>34541134
Can't I just rig that engine into the Wiesel then?

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>>34541136

>>34513837
>not owning 30 DP28 magazine pans fully loaded with 47 rounds apiece of API 54r

>>34533728
tfw i unironically call them scattergats

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>>34541141

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>>34510540

Hey, buddy.
Like, come over here.
I need to tell you something.

Three Scoops.

>>34510551
>t. lives in a state that isn't swarming with numales

I envy you though desu

Right after Sandy Hook my aunt called to say I should give up my guns.

I lol'd

>>34543243
LGS was packed to the fucking brim when that went down. I went by my local Academy and bought 250rds worth of Federal HST 9mil and 400 rds of WWB .45. It was like the world had turned upside down. Coworker chick said people who owned guns were just as bad as the shooter. I told her she just called half the workforce at our site including her boss a potential murderer and she should keep her opinions to herself until she's with a more receptive audience.