Would the United States military have a secret unit that deals

>>34510052
Should see my mom's basement

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SQUAD CHECK IN

Something that never made sense with the plot to that game was that you were a soldier with super human reflexes who could take down an entire company was just thrown into a joke of a unit in obscurity.

>>34510070

How the fuck can a game over a decade old have AI like that?

Yes, but it is probably one of the dullest jobs around as nothing like that would legit happen.

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>>34510052
Remember that Delta was also working with them in the game.
>>34510078
HE'S TOO FAST

>>34510083
The AI was never actually intended to be as good as it was - bugs caused it to start actually doing clever shit like flanking the player.

>>34510052

I wouldn't worry about it.

This game is max comfy.

>You will never be a FEAR operative

Why even live?

I always dreamed that they did some kind of prequel or game set in the universe in which you are just a random/voiceless protagonist FEAR operative sent on spooky missions around the world.

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>>34510070
>>34510078
>>34510100
The Pointman doesn't have superhuman reflexes, he's Alma Wade's eldest son and uses his psychic abilities to WARP SPACE TIME around him.
>you move faster
>your bullets move faster than the Replica/Armacham soldiers.

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>>34510125
cannnot fucking unsee

I never even noticed that bullets weren't in slowmo because they never are in games, not in Max Payne, not here, not anywhere

>>34510095
Actually ,there are A LOT of places in the world that are 100% haunted, and there would be some absolute hilarity involved in some kinda unit of soldiers just to go to them and shoot anything spooky with blessed bullets and salt grenades.
At least the Chaplain would have actual purpose for once.

>>34510052

GhostBusters

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>>34510147
>Actually ,there are A LOT of places in the world that are 100% haunted

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>>34510052
>>34510116
>yfw these guys become Teir 1 operators due to them believing in voodoo magic

>>34510272
>What is aiming

I'll never understand these fucks.

Half of these 3rd world shitholes would actually be formidable if they knew how to use their weapons.

>>34510272
Jesus, that webm is ridiculous.
>that retarded roll
>that retarded helmet
>that retard spraying what I can only assume is a PKM
Did Vice have to cherry pick this footage or is it how they legit operate over there? Those guys look decently well-supplied, they're not some starving Somalian pirate gang or whatever, which leads me to believe they're an official military of some kind.
These apes are allowed guns and I'm not. What justice is there in this world?

>>34510052
Fuck i love that game

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>>34510147
Really, dude? Name one.

>>34510283
They SERIOUSLY BELIEVE that "Allah" or what the fuck ever guides their bullets, there is a story on /k/ that goes like this.
>Rhodesia
>Interrogating captured fighters
>all the AK's captured have the 1000M sights all the way up
>Rhodies think that they're training for mass WW1 style enfilade machine gunning
>Ask
>No it's because the AK's can hit harder
>Wut
They BELIEVED that if the sights were set to 1000 that the bullet had to go faster in order to get there.

>>34510294
Here's some brutal combat footage
https://youtu.be/1JABdS-HN5A

>>34510294

the PASGT is not a retarded helmet you mean, bitter soul

>>34510083

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf2T_j-FlDE

>>34510083
AI is not that complex, it's just clever map making and positioning because the encounters with the soldiers are in such tight places so it's easy to script some Replica flipping a table or knocking down a shelf

But even then, it blew my mind

>>34510294
>>34510283
>>34510272
They learn how to shoot from Hollywood movies

>>34510326
Your mom's uterus
>you have so many almost- brothers and sisters

>>34510052
>United States military have a secret unit that deals with "freaky" shit around the world?


Nope in 2004 they kicked it down to the lower departments like USDA and DOI in order to have more budget to go towards the F35.

>>34510345
Man I don't know what the fuck these guys are on, but damn, I want some. I bet this is blockbuster tier in their country.

>>34510564
IHE has a video about how this movie is probably the most genuine ode to cinema you will ever see, the video itself is definitely worth a watch

>>34510052
if paranormal stuff was real, absolutely yes.
I mean, space combat isn't even a thing yet and their congress just approved a project to make a spehss mehreens branch.

>>34510070
Hands down greatest map design in any game ever.

>>34510070
What difficulty?

>>34510125
But what about Michael Beckett? Same deal?

>>34510750
A square room! A hallway! And then...most ingenious of all...ANOTHER SQUARE ROOM.

>>34510759
Yep, if you read the Secret Files he was selected for the Harbinger Program.
Basicly they're cheap replacements for Wade brothers, but Alma wanted Becket's Baby Batter.

>>34510100
that's super hot, wonder why nobody can make games like this now without adding gimmicks to it.

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>Would the United States military have a secret unit that will respond if notlosalamos is invaded by aliens?

>>34510052
If there is such a group, you'll never hear of them.

>>34510509
Rekt

>>34510345
Honestly I can watch EVERYBODY IN UGANDA KNOW KUNG FU over and over again.
It's really fucking entertaining and I'm glad those Ugandans made their dream movie come true with what little money that had.

>>34510465
I love that he has the student play it expecting the AI to win and the student plays it like he's beaten it 4 times on Hard

>>34510345
TOUGH COMMANDOS ON THE MISSION

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>>34510498
>they learn to shoot from Wakaliwood movies

FIFY

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>>34510498

Underrated post, After having met "operators" from some of these countries, this is literally what they think.
>rambo was 100% accurate

>>34510329
Tat is why most terrorist spray and pray, partially believing
>im fighting jihad because I have a gun
>inshallah my bullets will hit my enemies/the enemies of allah
>i didn't technically possibly kill an innocent damning my soul to hell, because i wasn't aiming, I was letting allah guide my bullets

>>34510755
The wimp is on Easy Difficulty LOL

>>34510052
One of my most favorite games of all time.

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>>34510147
>Actually ,there are A LOT of places in the world that are 100% haunted
I believe some wild shit but you're gonna have to be more specific.

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>>34510750
I'm only 80% sure you're being sarcastic.

>>34510283
No they would still be shit. Weapon proficiency is not even half the problem

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>>34510877
>mfw Alma turns into a hot SUCCubus and rapes the player at the end of FEAR 2

>>34510052

Reminds me of a game I played as a kid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ICP-4c23CA

>>34510147
>At least the Chaplain would have actual purpose for once.

Dark things dwell near death. The Chaplain's have always served a purpose...

>>34510070
Game?

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>tfw none of your tabletop gaming buddies want to play Delta Green

>>34514709
F.E.A.R.

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>>34516389
>tfw all you want is that dank, gritty operating against cosmic horror.

>>34514601
Let us hope that Beckett continued to dick Alma (especially in her spooky ghost face). Probably in all her forms too.

>having a seat intensifies.

Delta Force had a rolling gun battle against extra terrestrials at Dulce Base in New Mexico. The term "Delta Force" may just be a cover for an even more secretive unit.

>>34510272

10 year old videogame AI really puts these guys to shame.

>>34510052
>Would

That is a good question. Would any country, really?

I mean, let's say, one day, vampires, zombies, ghosts, dragons, griffons, and all sorts of monsters turned out to be real. Not just real, but killable with mostly conventional weaponry, just requiring adjustments and special modifications (i.e. Silver slugs, rock-salt payloads, etc.).

Would this mean global armies would bother with special units or just make sure the mainline groups have some readiness to deal with that shit? Especially if you never knew when you were going to, say, bust in on what was supposed to be an ISIS hideout and find out they've all been eaten by a fuckload of ghouls?

>>34517362
That depends if the public at large knows about what goes bump in the night and if the world governments want to keep the wool pulled over the public's eyes.

>>34517362
>>34517462

m8 if things like that were a well known problem I can assure you humanity will do a good job of making them fucking extinct

ayy Drac whatcha gunna do ? suck the blood from my pave-way bombs ? How is turning into a bat gunna save you from these cruise missiles you cuck ?

cryptids getting btfo

>>34510329
>rhodesians spreading an unverifiable story that makes africans out to be complete idiots

who wudda thunk it

>>34512062

That ALICE setup gave me an erection.

Link?

>>34518061
This, there's no way africans can be idiots. They made civilization. If it wasn't for the white man stealing all the civilization, niggas would be rich and in space chillin' with the alien niggas right now.

>>34517488
I'm not so sure. Cruise missiles haven't made niggers extinct.

>>34510052
If you go full conspiracy, there are "actual" units that check paranormal activite. Not in the military branch tho, more like a FBI thing.

>>34517362
In theory, of those would exist (paranormal shit), there would be a legitimate interest for governments to investigating that phenomenon. It certainly would be a thing in the higher echelons and classified. That would be a better topic to discuss in /x/ desu.

>>34510052
>Freaky
I stopped believing n paranormal shit once I started working around death all the time. The only thing that haunts me in anyway is the shit I have seen, heard and smelled. No ghosts.

Aliens on the other hand, I would bet our government has some sort of plan in place for that specific thing. But a "unit dedicated to that is probably not financially feasible. They are more than likely a unit that also is ready to counter terror shit.
Also
>US Govt. Caring about financial feasibility

>>34516389
DG is the shit. Met some of the writers, real cool dudes.

Remind me about SCP a bit

http://www.scp-wiki.net/task-forces

>>34512062
>2000x
>Woxun radios and PVS-5

>>34518061
haha yeah man we wuz kangz and shit y'know

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>>34516389
I have the manual catching dust at home too. However it seems like weapons grade autism compared with other d100 systems like W40KRPG.

>>34510052
Task Force Valkyrie .

The most satisfying shotgun in video games.

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>>34517362
>global armies would bother with special units
I meet monster. I tell the gunner of my transport to hit the vampire /werewolf with the 20mm automatic cannon set to high explosive incendiary ammunition. The monster is spread across the landscape in a fine mist interlaced with white phosphorus. The end.

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>>34510052
>Would the United States military have a secret unit that deals with "freaky" shit around the world?
Yeah, it's called Hull maintenance technician