>I'm just taking a pleasant stroll through the streets with my hot GF
>...fuck i forgot all of my guns at home, i sure hope nothing bad happens
will you be able to protect her?
If by protect you mean use as a knife shield, then yes.
>>34498751
>the knife attacker is white
Statistically less than likely.
>mixed race couple being attacked by a white man
doubt
>>34498781
Statistics be racis though. Please refrain from using facts and evidence, only feels.
I doubt that lanky bitch could hurt my knife. The race traitor boyfriend could try to bend her but I think I could protect her, yeah.
>>34498807
In a perfect world maybe.
>>34498807
>>34498826
>>34498834
You guys realize hispanics are white, right? That's just some hispanic chick. She's white, deal with it gringo
>>34498751
>GF
>Hot
>Me
Well first off I wouldn't be in this situation but I'd probably just punch him in the face. I feel like that would work pretty well. Either that or I'd pull my pants down, start jerking off dry while screaming autistic shit like mumbling to myself about how dirty of a boy I've been.
Hopefully that would deter him.
>>34498861
>hispanics are white, right?
Only on CNN
>>34498861
No. Mexicans aren't white. Only a jealous Mexican would say that.
Enjoying your wall?
>>34498751
>forgot all my guns
Good thing I have my knife
>>34498751
W-why is my GF looking at him like she wants to fuck him? She is pure and not a slut at all.
Surely I won't be getting cucked while i'm bleeding out on the sidewalk right? she wouldn't do that to me, RIGHT?
>>34498861
How are Mexicans white?
>>34498751
I always carry pepper spray in my pocket
Lets say i did forget it..ill just try to grab him and tell her to run. Drawing as much attention as i can so someone will call the cops
>>34498986
>and tell her to run.
Chauvinist pig.
Are you telling me she can't defend herself?
>>34498751
Someone should Photoshop roses into knife man's hands, changes the dynamic of this picture greatly.
nah, that chick it getting thrown at the attack while I hoof it
>>34498861
Some Hispanics are white. Some are black. Some are native. Most are a mix of the first two.
>>34498939
Thinking that is what will make you die alone faggot
>>34498751
>forgot gun at home
Use knife, duh
>>34498751
look at where her hand is. it's on my 5oclock carry G19.
>>34498861
>mestizos and Indios LARPing as white
No one falls for it.
>>34499870
Here you go.
>>34498807
>mixed race
she's a "white" amerimongrel.
>>34498960
Mexicans descend from Spanish. Spanish are white. Mexicans are white.
>>34500605
... Do you think no one was in Central and South America before the Spanish landed? Have you ever taken a history class?
>>34498751
>pleasant stroll though the streets
Do people actually do this?
>>34498751
>stroll through the streets
why do you live in detroit?
>>34498861
No we aren't what the fuck?
>>34498884
Not knowing the difference between Mexican, and Hispanic. Cletus plz go
>>34498751
Yes, by using my own knife.
Only mine is a bit... longer hehe.
>>34501955
>the difference between Mexican, and Hispanic
the point is they're both nonwhite :)
>>34500561
Now do a dildo or a bottle of lube.
>hey /k/ could you defend against a knife attack
>racist shitstorm
>>34498751
piss on the guy's shoes
>>34498826
The fuck am I reading?
>>34498986
>Believing the pepper spray meme
A sober guy can shrug that stuff off, never mind a guy hopped up on drugs.