>The year is 1984 >You're in the club jitter bugging

Inform him that his sidearm is not California legal and begin explaining why former and current civil servants should be held by the same laws as every other citizen.

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>>34482095
pull out my mac-10 from my shoulder holster - which was concealed by my white suit jacket

>>34482095
Hands up plead for life

Only option if he's already got a gun trained on me

Not like he molested my girl or anything

>>34482133
FPBP

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>>34482095
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0kg80jAtI8

Fun fact, the film 'The Terminator' has gotten me laid twice.

>>34483364
That was fucking spectacular!

>>34482095
I pull out my concealed nugget out of my leather duster and tip my detectives hat. "Nothing personal, Kid."

Empty the stripper clip and walk out 360.

>>34483480
I got it fro the Hotline Miami 2 soundtrack. I like it because it uses the original film score.

ACTUAL THREAD THEME FOLKS, IGNORE THE PLEBS like >>34483364

https://youtu.be/_IPBgUKGdYk

>>34483364
Very fun fact indeed. Thank you for your service!

>>34482095
Buy him a drink?

>"You know your guns!"

>>34483690
>Think I might close early today

>>34483364
>the film 'The Terminator' has gotten me laid twice.

Does your butt still hurt?

>>34482095
ask is that a newly acquired laser sighted long slide, and how does it handle?

>>34482143
anon doesn't know an mac-10 from an uzi.

>>34483992
it feels good once you get used to it
trap sex is the best

>>34483364
I once made out to a chick while watching Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy. It was meh. Didn't get laid until I was 17, then I met this fat anon chick and the first time we did the sexual was in a hotel room. Second time was at her place, we unironically watched TDKR. I miss her, she wasn't even a slut or anything.