>tfw you are a poor ausfag >tfw you come to /k/ to be

>>34480027
Can't you move to Canada or some shit?

>>34480031
i guess

>>34480027
should we declare civil war on the govt?
because when we vote for anyone we always get a bunch of fucking retards who just drive us deeper into a chasm

>>34480027
If you're not hideous and have some money/decent job skills it shouldn't be impossible to come to the US for a few months and find some skank to marry you so you can stay and have all the guns.

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>>34480027
>tfw a poor Masshole
>tfw come to /k/ because you fucking love firearms
>tfw Canada has better gun rights than your shitty State
>tfw noguns despite wanting to be hasguns while living in America

>>34480094
I was watching the news today and i can't understand why the dairy farmers wouldn't start a revolution over the milking they go through

>Duopoly that is Coles and Woolies decide to lower milk prices again
>Farmers are in literal debt slavery

Why do they take so much shit?

>>34480027

australia ?

austria ?

>>34480027
Useless goddess

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>>34480027
>meanwhile in America

>>34480297
You know... New Hampshire is right there... Wink.

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>>34480027
Can't you guys get a license to shoot dingos with .22s or 12gauge break actions pretty easily?

>>34481006
>Poor as fuck
>Family all lives in MA
Not feasible at this point in time, hence suffering.

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>>34480027
>freedomintensifies.bmp

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>>34480027
If you're a trap I'm sure some American /k/ommando would love to host you.

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>>34480027
Are you white? Are you willing to live in a barn loft/apartment thing? Do manual labor 10hrs a day 5 or 6 days a week?

If you answer yes to all of these I'd sponsor you to work on my farm in Virginia. You could be an American citizen in less than 10 years.

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>>34480297
Same offer as >>34481066 for you masshole.

We always need strong men to help out. Food/board would be covered and you'd get at least $50 a day if you're worth it. Under the table of course.

Can shoot on the property all you want, we wouldn't give a fug.

>must be able to work around sheep, goats, llamas, chickens, and horses

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>>34481066
>>34481111
This sounds like the perfect set up for a highly entertaining horror movie.
>Bostonian and Aussie in the Most Dangerous Game/Surviving the Game
>The Boston man and Aussie went to the Virginian countryside looking for a taste of freedom.. little did they know, freedom.. isn't free.

>>34481066
>>34481111
I'm not either of those guys but that was a very kind and generous offer anon. God bless you and I wish you good luck.

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>>34481155
We are quite evil... Not going to lie

>how we torture our orphan animals

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>>34481066
>>34481111
Thanks a ton for the offer, anon. Sadly I think I'll have to decline,
I own ferrets and don't think I can keep them there since they're not litter trained or vaccinated for canine distemper. I don't want your apartment thingy covered in shit.
Also have health problems that present issues with prolonged standing work, and medication that makes me sleep a ridiculous amount. I'd be a shit worker and I hate not EARNING my keep.

Not to mention when I talked about my family living in MA, I mean I'm a NEET, and even though I'm 22 they're overbearing and would probably put out a fucking search warrant or lock all doors if I said I was gonna move to a ranch in Virginia all of a sudden.

That's a very, very kind offer though, and I appreciate it. Do you have a Steam account so I can maintain contact in case my situation ever changes? My Steam name is Bourbon.

>>34481265
ferrets are the best animals

>>34481265
>Bourbon

You'd be living in a barn apartment, who cares if it gets shit or ferret stink in it? That'd be your problem since we all live in the house. We also put sheep and goats in the lower dirt floor over the winter. The upper floor is a one bed one bath carpeted 24x40ft area with a kitchenete.

Working 5 days a week would be your "keep" and you'd eat so much lamb you'd get sick of it lol. We grow our own produce so you'd get some of that too.

Yeah, my steam is http://steamcommunity.com/id/assault_shark/

I'm on meds too but they don't knock me down or keep me from working. Broke my back at 14 so I get great painkillers for life <3

>>34481011
Yes, this is a troll thread.

If he really wanted to take up shooting he'd just apply for a category A license and buy a rimfire rifle. Only difference compared to the US is very strict laws on storage and you need to be a member of a shooting club.

>>34481302
>When I take them out after they've been in their cage a bit too long and hey run by bouncing their front and back ends in intervals

>>34481316
Oh fair enough. How securable are the exits? They're escape artists.

Yeah I'm just worried about the 10 hour part.

>>34480027
>be hue
>graduated uni but no job because economy is shit right now
>literally 20 dollars to my name
>am learning how to drive a truck so maybe I can get a job soon
Elections can't get here soon enough someone needs to fix this mess
>2nd runner up is pro-gun, pro-common sense
Here's hoping.

>>34481066
>>34481111
>>34481316
Anon, you don't know how that's tempting.

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>>34481355
You want a job anon?

Seriously its damn impossible to find Americans to work for us. We have to keep hiring "legal" south Americans and we would much rather have an American working for us.

>>34481385
I'd love to, but I'm weak as shit, lungs are shit at their job.
Plus I allways worry I would be more of a bother than help, thanks to what i just mentoned.

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>>34481427
Teddy Roosevelt was weak as fuck and had bad lungs according to the doctors he saw.

So he moved west and started working out, became a strong young man.

Not saying you could too but consider it anon. We would literally take anyone from the USA with a pulse for at least a month.

>>34481449
Tah is extremely tempting, but it's not something I could decide now. I don't even have the money for a plane ticket there. My e-mail is spd-str@hotmail if the offer still stands in a month or two, I could decide then.

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>>34481541
e-mailed you, you've got my info but i have to run for the day. GF wants to go out.

>>34480027
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo&index=3&list=PLQeY8RFrfPup_ynrUKQxgrLYzcTrV4iw-

>>34481006
>>34481023

If any masshole comes to best NE they must check that leftard bullshit at the border.

>>34481111
>>must be able to work around sheep, goats, llamas, chickens, and horses

I can do that, but do you mind if your workers have sex with the animals on occasion? This is /k/ after all.

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>>34481659
Fuck you. West Virginia is a shit.

I'm from actual Virginia.

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>>34481678
As long as they don't fuck my sheep-waifu the rest of the herd is fair game.

If they fuck my sheep-waifu then I will release the German Shepherds.

>>34480027
Court a Yankee broad, ensure you two actually love each other, and go for a K1 visa.

>>34481677
I wore my MAGA cap into the voting office in my town.
Don't worry about it.

>>34481707

Fair enough. Your offer is very tempting and if I were an actual poorfag NEET/retail worker like the MA guy I might just take you up on it. Unfortunately it's a bit too late for that and I've already started on a career that I can't just give up on to go work on a farm, as much as I would like to. Maybe if my circumstances change I'll reconsider. I'll add you on steam anyway.

That deer looks like it's about to have a bad time.