>toilet paper roll is empty >pretend i'm reloading

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>>34478338
>dryfire practice by aiming at my anime figures and pretending they're guys 100 yards away

>>34478354
Gonna do this now

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>put fresh batteries in a torch
>imagine I'm loading a shotgun

>dryfire at people walking on the sidewalk outside my ground floor apartment, 9x power so I can see their faces

is this a sign of mental illness

>>34478407
>load shotgun
>pretend I'm putting batteries in my torch

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>>34478428
Nah, just preperation, my friend

>>34478338
>Playing Nerf war with my son
>quick draw and mag-dump constantly
He has fun but I worry at how fast and fluid the motion in getting.

>working at baskin robbins
Tripple scoop cups are 120mm
Doubles are 105mm
Singles are 88mm
Kids are 50mm
ALL PRETEND
Stacks of cups are packaged in bags and they go into spring loaded holes in the counter. Tear open bag, slam into cup holder, yell "AP ONE ROUND, READY"

PEOPLE SAW, PEOPLE HEARD...

But i loaded that tripple scoop round efficiently.

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>>34478547

>always pretend to "reload" TV remotes by popping their covers on and off while watching TV
>One of the remotes has a long thin cover with a flat top and reminds me of reloading a P90
That one's my favourite. Also
>Have dummy Glock my friend uses for martial arts
>Always carry it around the house
>Pretend to fire it at random shit and do John Wick tier reloads and moves
>All while making gun noises with mouth
Such is the noguns life

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>innagym
>throwing pl8s on the bar
>*CLANG*
>pretend I'm loading HE shells into a howitzer

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>tfw 6'8 tall
>tfw I joined the Army Armored Corps
>Can't fit into any of the vehicles
>Get stuck in faggot ass Logistics division full of four eyed limp wrist pocket protector wearing twig boys
>request transfer to infantry multiple times
>E7s face when
>request discharge
>E7s face when

Moral of the story - Kill any recruiter on sight, and don't join the military

>>34478407
I want britain to leave

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>Put new batteries in wireless mouse
>Feels like I'm loading a break action shotgun

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>>34478428
Are you half-asian?

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>Stock shelves
>Pull the retention display out to refill
>Remember loading arty
>Miss shooting at people
>hate my civilian life

>>34478338
>120mm APFSDS-T faster than the enemy loader can load his
you won't load it faster than autoloader

>>34478784
6'10" fag here.

Don't be a retard and find a better job that wont destroy your body before you're 40.

>>34478547
bless

>>34479098
But he won't lose his arms either

>work on aircraft sheet metal
>turn down the regulator on the rivet gun
>press it against a table or something
>half trigger pull
>sounds just like a full auto AK. Just not as loud.

>>34478338
>driving zero turn radius lawnmower (with the levers)
>steering is done the same way a tonk is
>pretend I am driving a Sherman through hedgerows, or an M48 through Korea, or a M60 through the Sinai desert, or an Abrams through Iraq

>>34478428
I do this too

I think im normal otherwise

>>34478547
I like you

>>34479098
That's not true though. Humans sre literally able to load faster.

>>34478428
Early one morning
With time to kill
I borrowed Jebb's rifle
And sat on a hill
I saw a lone rider
Crossing the plain
I drew a bead on him
To practice my aim


My brother's rifle
Went off in my hand
A shot rang out
Across the land
The horse, he kept running
The rider was dead
I hung my head
I hung my head


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anzcexEXtzg

>>34478428
It's a sign somebody is going to shoot you in the face and that nobody will blame them for it.

>>34479086
>tfw it's fireworks season
>tfw nearly tore my dick off because the neighbors set a bunch off and I was jacking it
"Join the army" they said
"Make something out of yourself" they said
"Ladies love the uniform" they said

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>>34478547
Those diameters can't possibly be a coincidence.
Just imagine a 120mm shell with a triple choc payload fired from an M1 Abrams

>>34479098
Autoloader loaded HE

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>>34478338
>be me
>pressure washing fence
>pretend i'm burning japs out of bunkers
>yell "GET SOME" every 30 seconds
>war is hell

>work as mechanic on generator units
>pretend im a rhodesian garage worker fixing up Leopards for the convoys
>productivity increases tenfold

>>34481397
Only if you press "Load HE" button

>disassemble pens at my desk at work and inspect parts and springs and reassemble

>>34478338
>stocking shelves
>imagine im reloading the store
>all hail the great capitalist machine

>>34480631
which air rivet hammer do you guys use?

3x or 2x or what? and what do the "x" ratings mean?

>>34478338
> when loading bottles of soda into the fridge I pretend I am loading shells into a tank gun

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>making coffee for guests
>space out and forget they are in the next room
>go into usual routine of pretending coffee capsules are 155mm artillery shells
>loading capsule
>yell 'FIRE' after locking the breech and pressing the button
>they all give me weird looks when I bring the coffee

>>34478338
Fucking disgusting fag I don't want to hear about what you shove up your ass

>>34478338
Anyone have some good ones for painting? I'm going to be painting my whole house soon.

>>34481589
Lel
I yelled "FIRE" to myself to increase comedic effect of reading your bantz post. Seids went higher.

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>>34478338
>at work, pretend im a bullet all day
>sit there and do nothing
>get fired
>life is good

>>34478338
>constantly cocking a pretend handgun and practicing my stance whenever I'm alone

>>34481624

Pretend you are hiding the evidence of a murder by painting over the bloodstains.

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>Walk in bathroom
>See a bunch of those plastic coat hangers
>Get idea
>Stuff waist band with like 6 of them
>Pretend I'm a Pirate
>Draw, try to remember to not go off half-cocked, then fire
>Drop the fired one and pull another while repeating process, dual wielding this whole time too.
>Aim random direction each time make firing sound, then throw head back in pirate laughter.
>get to the last hanger and turn it upside down to use it as club for me last stand.
>fast walk towards door with an autistic grin and really high eyebrows.
>Mom opens doors
>"You okay sweetie I thought I heard you laugh-crying again"
>Mom catches me standing in a pile of plastic hanger holding one in the air like I'm gonna club a baby seal and the big grin with eyebrows.
>She apologizes and closes the door.
>quickly pick up hangers and go back to room.
>forgot to piss so I have to walk back a few moments later.

I was a weird kid /k/.

>>34481658
When you eject the capsule on one of these the water vapour looks like smoke too. Except instead of propellant, it smells like coffee.

>>34481624
Pretend you are painting the buildings of Welthauptstadt. Do it proudly so the whole world knows of superior German craftsmanship

>>34481624
Applying Zimmerit of course.

>>34481624
Draw battle formations.

>>34481749
>I thought I heard you laugh-crying again
Story time?

>>34482240
Was a retarded emotional teen. If something made me laugh, more than likely I would think of something that was utterly tear jerking to me at the time. Sometimes it would simultaneous. Looking back I'm surprised I wasn't taking for an evaluation.

>>34482265
Damn Grammar

*Taken
*Would be

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>>34478428
I hope you experience a ND

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>sitting on the toilet
>drop a load
>pretend i'm shitting in a portajohn back in Iraq
>draw penises on the wall of my own bathroom
>rah

my wife yells at me when i do it though

>>34478784
>>6'8
>>walking target

too tall

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>>34482331
that E7 is saving your life, just sit down and do your job typing away boot

>lanklets
>when will they learn

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>>34481679
This shouldn't make me laugh as much as it's doing

>>34481574
I use a 3x.
The #x is just a size rating.

2x is a little small.
3x is a good middle ground. 90% of my sheet metal work is done with the 3x.
I've used a 4x a few times, but don't have my own 4x gun.

>>34478756
Buy a gun, faggot.

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>>34481589
kek I do this with my Nespresso, without the yelling part though.

It's even better with the Nespresso because it has an actual breech mechanism, an extractor, etc.

>>34478547
Am I newfag or is that OC

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>>34478784
>6'8"

>>34480723
>Abrams through Iraq
Abrams isn't driven with levers.

>>34480841
>I borrowed Jebb's rifle
Did you clap?

>>34481679
Kek

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>Be not Thou far from me, O Lord.

>filling gaps with caulk gun
>get super bored
>pull back compressor and act like its a collapsible stock and operate around the backyard
Other people do this right?

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>>34478820
Vapes are even better for this. The batteries are even roughly the size of a shotgun shell.

>>34482659
4x masterrace
Come at me with 1/4" bro I'll fite u

>>34483188

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>>34483131
>opening these latches
>pretend I'm opening the breech of a model 75 field gun
>closing the latch after slamming in the next shell

>>34482981
Fuck you I'm poor.

>>34478338
>Weed hacking 5 acre yard
>Pretend I'm scanning for mines

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>>34478338
>pumping up bicycle tires manually
>pretend I'm operating a plunger detonator to blow up a bridge to stall the enemy advance
>riding bike
>delivering messages from the front to command HQ
>using leaf blower
>I am heavy weapons guy and THIS is my weapon
>carrying brooms as if they were rifles taking care not to muzzle sweep anyone
>carry around saxophone case
>pretend I'm a roarin' twenties gangster heading out for 'music lessons'
>pressure washer flamethrower
>kneading dough pretending it's C4

>>34478338
>use walkie-talkie for work
>pretend I'm inna Vietnam calling down napalm on gooks

>carrying brooms back and forth
>shoulder them and pretend I'm on early morning foot patrol inna Afghanistan

>drive golf cart through parking lot
>pretend I'm driving a jeep for a general as I take him around the command post
>use golf cart to pick up fellow employees and give them rides
>now I'm a Huey pilot transporting a squad of marines
>it ain't me starts playing

>>34478407
I do this too

>tfw I unironically do a lot of the things in this thread and pretend more things I do are /k/ activities
glad to see that I'm not the only autistic one

>>34483131
>tfw pretending I'm working a really rusty and stiff rifle bolt with these

>>34478338
>doing bench presses
>pretend I'm on the ground grappling with an enemy soldier for his rifle

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>>34480841
>it went off in my hand
REEEEEE

>>34478428
Nigger what are you doing? I hope you at least somehow render the weapon inoperable (removing firing pin or something) to completely eliminate the chance of sniping somebody.

>>34478428
I really hope you check the chamber every time

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Am I just a simple man with my trigger discipline on non-firearm triggers?

>deployed to bagram
>in one of the nicer buildings
>showers have dividers and curtains
>like to take nice long hot showers
>talking 1 hour at least
>new people always come in once I'm in there
>sometimes it gets busy enough someone takes the stall next to me
>every once and a while I feel /devilish/
>knock on the divider
>"hey can you pass me the community soap"
>silence
>knock harder
>no response
>reach hand under the divider and wave it around
>hellloooo? Can you not hog the community soap?
>see their shadow step away
>water suddenly cuts off and I hear them rush out of bathroom
>typical response
>one time they didn't run out after the first few attempts
>think they might finally pass the soap
>back up as far as I can in my stall and throw my body against the divider
>jUST PASS THE SOAP MAN
>"WHAT THE FUCK???"
>he runs out of bathroom
>no one has ever passed the soap yet

>>34483777
I'm laughing way too hard and I'm supposed to be working

>>34478428
>not doing it russian roulette style
You're still sane, but disappointing.

>>34478428
It's a sign that you're gonna get arrested for doing that shit, and no, it being empty doesn't matter.

>>34483777
Man, this reminds me of high school.

There was a kid in the men's room who show up when I was taking a dump, and then talk shit about me from outside the stall.

The tragic thing is that he could recognize me from my shoes and I couldn't recognize him from his voice.

>>34483572
The song is fortunate son you fucking mongoloid

>>34483848
You mean "It Ain't Me" by the Fortunate Sons.

Common mistake.

>>34483837
>not keeping dedicated decoy sneakers in your backpack just for when you use the stall

>>34483859
What you're supposed to is buy some old boots from a thrift store, and leave them in the stall to save your place.

>>34481343
Naw you want some of that chocolate chip cookie dough, its super hard and the dough chunks provide fragmentation.

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>>34483723

>work at wally world
>use scanner like pic related for work
>trigger discipline at all times
>tactically clearing warehouse aisles when nobody's around
>imaginary reloads

And finally,
>pretending the laser beam is like the dead space plasma cutter

>>34483954
>MC40
what a fucking pleb, dosen't even have a 70
Also hello fellow walmart drone anon.

>>34483723
Trigger discipline just seems like a more comfortable idle stance with anything that has a trigger desu.

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>>34483971

At least it's not pic related. We only started getting the MC40s in a few months back and there's still not enough to go around.

The MC40s are okay but i miss having actual physical buttons sometimes.

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>watch bartooci on the firestick
>pretend the perfectly sized remote is a pistol magazine
>constantly "reloading" while learning about guns I might want to buy later

My phone is also almost the exact size as an FAL magazine as well, not thicc enough but the right length and height, so I'll reload imaginary SCARs as well.

>be medic
>leaky water hose
>"CAN YOU RETURN FIRE?"
>"CAN YOU ADMINISTER SELF AID?"
>hose silent
>hose unconscious
>hose bleeding
>send imaginary security out to hose
>run to hose and apply touniquet
>put pressure dressing on hose
>call 9-line
>evac hose by reeling it in on the spool

>>34481787
>Not buying smokeless powder flavoured oil

Fucking plebs.

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>>34484075
this was heavy, man

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>>34483857
>mfw i cant tell if this is bait

>>34483015
You're a newfag and that's OC.

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>>34483848
Definitely It Ain't Me, newfriend

>>34483808
>russian roulette with a magazine fed rifle

I get the joke

>>34482981
>favourite
>friend practices martial arts with a fake gun instead of carrying a real gun
Guess the country.

>>34478547
Holy shit.

This reminds me of...me
Whenever I purchase 2 liters I stack them like ammo, and I somehow work out an ammunition classification system based on brand.
I've worked out a knee locking joint system for a breech loading potato cannon in hopes of one day making a small potato artillery piece to fulfill my dreams of being a gunner/loader.
If the knee lock works I might try a long stroke case ejecting one.

>>34483777
LOL
And CHECKD

>>34483848
>>34484143
newfags get out

>>34478532
>worry
others would be reassured

>>34484075
pls god helb me sev wun mor

>>34484075
War is hell

>>34483131
*WW1 flashbacks intensify*

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>>34482298
>sitting on toilet
>had mexican food the day before
>start dropping my load
>pretend I'm a bomber pilot over Dresden dropping a fire bomb
>shout "DO IT AGAIN BOMBER HARRIS"

>>34484314
DO IT AGAIN BOMBER HARRIS!

>>34481561
kek

>>34478547
I did the same thing with the cups at Chick-Fil-A.

One time I was bringing a sleeve of Large cups from the back, and my bro was bringing a sleeve of Mediums back to the back since he brought too many. I immediately shouldered the sleeve of Larges like an RPG-7, and he did the same, and we peeked around the corners taking shots at eachother and spouting out COD4 quotes.

Oh, to be 16 again...

>>34481343
>>34483895
>not going with mint milk chocolate, the obvious analog for depleted uranium

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>>34478428
Make sure you have a clip-ski-diddly near-bye-erino in case a nigga gets silly

>be me
>Be BLASTED/10 (absinth is good)
>Walking home through park at 3am
>It was raining all day, park is full of ankle deep puddles
>Something rustles in a bush
>THE GOOKS ARE ACTIVE
>Umbrella is my m16
>My double vision doesnt go anywhere but where i think my umbrella is pointing
>Cant take path, gooks would be waiting
>Proceed to trudge through 200m of basically marshland in running shoes
>Operate my way home, reload umbrella, sit down in window well of my house
>Chug at least 2L of hose water
>Cant remember the rest but i didnt have a hangover when i woke up

I have one or 2 more drunken adventures, will post if interested.

>>34483723
I td every even vaguely gun shaped object I touch.

The way I see it, it's good to keep up that muscle memory.

>Turning left
>H&K slap the signal light
>tfw I don't even own a G3 variant

>>34484997
Bitch dont test my frozen delight knowledge

>Citrus twist
Densest shit at my store, tubs are about 2kg heavier than any other
>Cookie dough
Basically rocks mixed into hard icecream
>Mint chip
Basic shit, basically normie density and hardness
>Rum raisin
Basically not there, light as shit, super soft, defo non-lethal

>>34485287
share em, why notg\
i am dr nk as you wrer

>>34485356
Oh come one now, you can't honestly bash cookie dough ice cream like that can you?

>>34482298
>find a half finished drawing of a naked chick
>turn it into a drawing of a dick

idk why I miss some things

>>34485392
Seriously, what is up with you people and drawing dicks on everything?

>>34485391
Im talking lethality here, cookie dough is my second favourite taste wise

>>34485422
lethality? which is the most lethal?

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>>34485409

Its either dicks or contact info from stealing someone shitty flip phone

And Ninja Turtles if you get one made out of the green plastic

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>Going to beat off
>Mid fap randomly start pretending erection is flight stick
>Do it long enough sometimes I forgot I was fapping

I cant be the only one

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>ride my horse in the backyard
>bring my rifle and sling it on my back and pretend im running away from gunfire
>back gets poked a million times by the charging handle

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>can't get a good nights sleep
>all of the family is in bed fast asleep
>grab my taylor compact 1911 ccw from the nightstand
>check clear
>opr8 and clear the top floor until moving downstairs
>pie every corner and pretend the milk in the fridge is hvt
>tactically egress to my pc
>browse /k/

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>>34485381

So, for a while i carried around an entrenching tool in my backpack because i forgot it was in there after going to the beach once. Never bothered to take it out.

A few days after i got my new phone (cat s60) i got blasted at friends house and walked home.

>Halfway home
>Boring walk
>Lightbulb.jpg
>boot up the thermal imager on phone
>Holy shit this is cool at night
>A bright spot showed up about 30m away.
>Thats bigger than a rabbit
>What
>Getting closer, it stands up and walks out of darkness
>THATS NOT A RABBIT
>Its a coyote
>Its looking at me
>Its in my way
>Drunk me couldnt fathom the idea of walking any of 3 or 4 different ways to get home
>It was clearly waiting for me
>Remember e-tool, unfold it and mentally prep to fight this beast
>It starts walking away
>No
>N O
>I started runing after the coyote like a drunken canadian chasing a kraut through no mans land at vimy ridge
>Chase into park across the street, im winded, he stops in the middle of the park.
>Thermal picks up 2 more blips of the same size
>Recalculating
>Start backing off into the nearest street light without taking my eyes of them
>Put some trees between us
>RUNNING IN THE 90s.mp3
>Sprint 3 blocks to my front door
>Collapse on lawn
>Next morning tell mother i heard there were coyotes in the area

I was very close to drunkenly fighting 3 coyotes

Pic of my computer's thermals for proof

>>34485475
Definately citrus twist for its heft or cookie dough because of hardness

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>>34478338
>Carry either Walther PPS BB gun in holster or shove blank .22 revolver (pic related) in belt and walk around the house
>Try and twirl same revolver which often ends up irritating the skin on my finger since it's old as fuck
>Pretend pressure washer is flamethrower

>>34485613
luv yu mane

>be 10
>dad and I go out on bike rides every weekend for a few hours
>pretend were aircraft, every day we picked something different and would discuss what we picked as we biked along
>go cruising down at Mach 1 a few feet off the ground
>squirrels were enemy infantry
>dogs were APCs
>birds were different types of enemy aircraft
>other bikers were friendly aircraft
>he even made airplane noises and yelled stuff like "fox 3!"
We did this every week for years until we had to move, fuck I want to be 10 again, anybody else's dad did the same?

>shoveling mulch, pretend I'm bayoneting dirty japs
>trigger control and not sweeping anyone with a hand drill
>dry firing drills and clearing rooms with anything vaguely gun-shaped
>keep a bottle of ink around which vaguely smells like smokeless powder

>>34486057
>fishing with old man on the docks/jetty
>seagulls were B-25s
>pelicans were B-17 poop bombers

>>34486179
>seagulls were stukas dive bombing with poop

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maladaptive_daydreaming

ITT

>>34486219
>They may have elaborate fantasies within their minds, often comparable to a complete novel or movie. Many have more than one fantasy in their mind, each with its own characters, setting, plots, etc.
This is actually me

>Carrying around a drill at work
>Always practice trigger discipline

>>34485695
I had no idea Caterpillar made phones and I work for a Cat dealer.

Is it any good?

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>use pic related at work
>always keep one finger out of the trigger guard
>never "muzzle sweep" anyone and keep it in a safe direction at all times

It might just be autism but if it reinforces safety it doesnt bother me. Do the same thing with telxon scanners

>>34486219
Yep, definitely me.

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>Using Milwaukee M12 impact driver
>Ensure correct trigger discipline
>Make pistol safe at all times not in use
>Coworker also has M12 stuff
>Have him throw me a fresh battery when multiple hostile bolts appear so I can keep operating
>Just bought this extended drum battery magazine so that I can do some damage

What sort of holster should I get for it?

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>>34486355
'It' being this bad boy

>>34486219
Well...it doesn't actually get to the point where it interferes with my life but I guess I do get a little autistic with daydreams.
I can spend a good bit of time just disassembling imaginary firearms down to the last pin, or imagining "what if"s about old wars or aliens.

BUT.
How many people DONT daydream?
The very existence of the science fiction genre points to everyone on some level or another doing this same shit; maybe it doesn't involve disassembling machines, but it does involve a story.

>>34486273
The thermal imager is the big thing for the normies. Its slightly better than the flir phone use imager, you can pick one up for ~250$ i think. The phone doesnt break.

I mean it.

Rated drop PROOF to 1.8m, can confirm it is.

Waterproof to 2m or 5m, can confirm it is fine in showers, sinks, puddles, and cups of vodka.

You could kill a man with it.

It also has a nifty programable button that i use for flashlight/thermal activation.

The battery is retarded and doesnt give a shit what you do with it, it will live on.

>>34486057
>be me
>be 11
>cousin explains how firearms work, shows me how to disassemble and AR-15
>become obsessed
>12, want to go to church .22 shoot
>fights and kicks and yells, my mother finally convinces him to go
>spends the entire day bitching about fucking everything
>13, I finally scrimped enough cash together for a cheap .22 rifle
"What do you want to do? Kill people? Only psychos like guns"
>I do eventually end up with one, after almost three months of daily debates and explaining I'm not a psycho, I only want it to do target shooting and maybe even go squirrel hunting with
>a few more guns in around 3 years (I'm now 16)
>my mother is /k/ approved; taught me all kinds of shit, supported my love of all things mechanical, still kept me out of trouble
>save all my cash to bring my mom and brothers and father if he has the time to go shooting
>I blow three months of work on a single range trip, barely get to shoot because I'm supervising my brothers, come home, and then get to cleaning
>he walks in the door
"Must be great to go blow money at the range any time you want"

Nope.
I'm now 18.
I never actually have to see my father ever again. In the words of the song, "that's the way uh-huh-uh-huh I like it"

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>>34478547
>triple scoops

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>Be innarollercoaster
>pretend I'm dogfighting in an f-16
>lining up the shot
>GUNS GUNS GUNS
>land back at base
>one more bogey down

>>34486376
A trash can. Replace that anemic thing with a pneumatic from mac or snap on.

>>34485349
Fucking this.

>>34486057
My parents divorced when I was very young and most of my contact with my dad was nightly phone calls. We would pretend we were flying a jet together and talking over the radio. We'd pick a new jet every week.

>>34486603
Are you talking about your father? Was he anti-gun? He sounds like a fucking whiny cuck.

>>34478784
You're the retard that thought your tall ass could fit into a tank. That's your own fault.

>>34479086
Fuck off allen you left us understaffed

>>34487441
But I don't need 1000ft.lb to tighten a 3/8 UNC bolt.

Also
>Implying I would use that overpriced trash when Nitrocat exists

>>34479942
Theirs a reason why god gave you two arms

> If you lose your second then theirs no help.

>>34481550
Do you oil your pen springs too?

>>34483147
of course

>>34483409
> brooms
>muzzle sweep
kek

>>34478338
>not using the giggle switch on your FA bidet
normfag gtfo

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>working on a metal lathe
>pretending the handwheels are traverse/elevation wheels on a 40mm Bofors shooting down kamikaze planes
also
>running to get more PVC conduit
>pretend they're Bangalore Torpedoes
>gotta go fast

>>34488847
>muh 1000 foot pounds
It is literally impossible for a 1/2 inch impact to put out 1000 foot pounds like they say. 1000 foot pounds is 1 inch gun territory.

>>34489332

>being european thus gay

disgusting

>>34478428

I do this from my 2nd story of my house with an AR

>>34480723

>Tonk

Kek

>>34481679

Very good

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I used an automatic rivet gun similar to pic related at work. I found a way to do tactical reloads with it.

Of course I would also try practice trigger discipline on it, shoulder it whenever possible and craddle it like an AK whn iddle. Felt operator as fuck.

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>>34478338
>be doctoral candidate
>have to build large 4.5m x 1m detector
>using electric epoxy gun
>pretend it is some futuristic space laser
>hold it at low ready, trigger discipline, mixer nozzle pointed in a safe direction
>epoxy runs out
>RELOAD RELOAD
>slide back plunger
>rip out canister
>load new one, giving it a swift slap to ensure it is properly seated
>slam plunger forward
>get weird looks from the technician

>>34484193
They practice with fake guns in the US to retard. 2 reasons a hunk of rubber or plastic is cheaper than a real glock and why the fuck would you point an actual fire arm at someone just for training purposes? Do you even follow standard gun safety rules?