>Gf wants me to leave my weapon at home while vacationing

>>34471638
"I appreciate your input but I choose to be an adult and do what I want"

Buy a gun in Florida, then bring it back as a momento of your trip.

Just bring it anyway and don't tell her

>>34471638
replace her with an onahole/prostitutes

>>34471638
You probably are a douche. I'm assuming that's why she said that in the first place.

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>>34471638
I would leave and take my gun. Tell her she is welcomed to join you. If she stays live it up. Have a blast with other women and send her pics the whole time to remind her you make the rules. Don't be a cuck, there plenty of cunts out there.

>>34471638
Tell her exactly why you need it in cold hard terms and tell her it isn't up for debate.

Simple?

>>34471638
oy vey

>>34471638
Buy a gun when you're there, now you have a new gun and something to remember your trip with.

Dump her.

>>34471693
This

This is why everyone needs a pocket 380.

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>wants to go to florida
>unarmed
Oh jesus christ what the fuck are you doing, no no no

>>34471638
Go find her purse and get your nuts back you limp-wristed nancy.

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>>34471638
Never:
Move in with a woman not legally married to you.
Have a child with a woman not legally married to you.
Make a major purchase with a woman not legally your wife.
Enter into a legal contract with a woman not legally married to you.
Let her dictate what your behavior (or hobbies) should be.
Let her dictate who you associate with.
Let her win an argument because you want sex.

>>34471652
this

>>34471730
Holy shit that picture makes my inner /p/haggot's asshole clench hard enough to make diamonds out of shit.

Only compromise i think that would be reasonable is maybe if you normally open carry you could maybe conceal carry during the trip to make her feel better. Other than that though i dont think you trying to be safe is unreasonable.

>>34471638
there are six species of venomous snakes in florida, three of which i've seen in my backyard, there are also constrictors, meth-heads, and generally dangerous lunatics. if your carry permit has florida reciprocity, definitely bring it.

fuck her right in the pussy

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>gf/wife won't let me do X

Why do these threads keep being made?

>>34471656

>>34471769

>>34471656
t. omega male orbiter

>>34471763

do you think people being controlled by their gf/wife is normal yet? no? better rev up those psyop threads.

>having a gf/wife who isn't 100% on board with your guns
completely impossible unless you're a betamax idiot who doesn't deserve the company of women

>>34471697
Only answer. If you don't want me to carry guns then deport all the criminals.

have an adult conversation with her about how it's not conducive to a healthy relationship to make ultimatums with your partner.

>>34472276
This. Used to do that shit myself until I saw someone else pull it and realized how super douchey it looked.

Best psychological vaccine I've ever had.

>>34471638
>Any tips on what to do here?

Dump her.

Alternatively:

Let her know that you don't appreciate that she thinks you're a child and she can either deal with you making a decision or she can leave.

>>34471638
Go solo.

>>34471730
>Move in with a woman not legally married to you.
Why not? You learn a lot about someone by living together, I think it's an important thing to try before saying you want to live together for the rest of your lives.

>>34472440
>i want all the benefits of married life without any of the commitment
you're only doing yourself a disservice by refusing to marry

>>34472457
I'm not saying never get married, or even wait that long, but you should see what living with someone is like before committing to that. Some people are very different at home.

>>34471638
OP you definitely want to be armed here in Fl, there's plenty of weird fucks. Just bring your gun, whether she comes with you or not, that's her fucking problem.

>>34472486
Look up "common law marriage." You can fuck yourself over living together with someone you don't want to marry ultimately.

>>34472594
Ah, that. Fortunately my state doesn't recognize them, even if both parties consent and present as a married couple.

>>34472639
The thing about family law in this country is that the system is fucked. Anything you buy together while living together (or anything she thinks you've bought together despite you paying 100%) could be up for arbitration when moving in together. If she takes you to court over the TV you purchased while cohabiting that's a headache that will cost you a lot of money to defend. My advice is to go camping together rather than full on cohabiting. Also visit her house often by surprise and look at the condition of her room.

>>34471638
By the way, OP. Fuck you. Tell her you'll carry it anyway and if she's gonna be a baby about what you choose to do she can become a spinster all by herself.

>>34471638
take you guy on vacation and leave the GF at home.
C'mon OP, git gud

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>>34472710
>take you guy
take your *gun* i meant

god damn keyboard

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>>34472727

>>34471638

Go by yourself.

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>>34471638
>GF says no to you bringing a gun on a vacation because "Your being a douche about it"
>You go to 4chan for advice on what to do

Ok, well you sound like a douche, but either:
A. Your GF knows you well enough to be right, in which case you should probably listen to her.
B. Your GF doesn't know you that well and therefore is not an important enough part of your life to not just do it anyways without telling her.
or
C. You have no GF, are just a sad troll making up scenarios to get /k/ talking about relationships and shit.

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>>34472852

>>34471730

Every one should live together before getting married. Just like how every one should get a dog before having kids.

>>34472876
/thread

>>34472889
>without telling her
>her feelings are more important than her safety walking around a shithole like Florida while clearly being a tourist
never gonna make it

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>>34472672
>>34472457
>>34472440

That was the point of my post. Belive it or not the legal system has built in protections for men if you are legally married. If you decide that "marriage is just a piece of paper" and she decides to take you to the cleaners then in almost all cases you have no legal recourse.

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>>34472900
>>34472852

>>34473054
well, don't be a weak willed brainlet.
you only hinder your emotional development by refusing to commit

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>>34471650
fpbp

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>>34473061
>implying jews make shekels when i torrent

>>34471638

Get her to pack all her shit for the trip.

Drop her off at her place.

Go back home, put your guns in the car and go to Florida alone.

Fuck all the sluts you can.

Never call that bitch again.

>>34473074
>>34473054
so what are these benefits for men to be married? slightly longer lifespan? lower taxes?

>>34473204
greater income. greater net worth. lower taxes.
greater overall satisfaction with life. greater motivation.

>>34471650
>t. singlet

>>34473204
>>34473222
Also legal protections of assets and custody of children.

>>34473268
>"why pay for the cow when he gets the milk for free"

>>34473222
>greater income.
i have never met a woman who spends less than me.
>greater net worth.
until she leaves with it.

>>34473280
cows are worth more than their milk

>>34473289
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/why-do-married-men-earn-more-than-single-guys-doing-the-same-job/
sorry, bud. you're just a brainlet
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>34473290
you intend to skin and eat your wife?

>>34473290
true. but you still have to shovel a ton of shit to keep it happy.

>>34473290
Exactly. Why marry a woman when you can sodomize cattle?

>>34473299
you milk girls tits instead of have sex with them?

>>34473301
i extend the metaphor in the free range direction

>>34473298
Yeah, these people also say women make 70% of what a man does for the same job, and that's bullshit too.

>>34473321
brainless post.
as a group married men earn more than unmarried men, just like as a group all women earn less than all men.

>>34473311
>he doesn't milk girls tits

>>34473311
my last girlfriend had vaginismus, so a lot of alternative stuff went down.

>>34473061
Ok lemme just walk you through what you just said

>jews want to cuck white men with black people
>using anime
>so that they can make money off of weebs
>forgetting that the nigs live off of welfare and thus don't contribute to society
>forgetting that weebs live in their grandma's basement
>meaning there is no purchasing power for the jew to capitalize on

compared to
>white-white power couple makes and spends lots of money
>nig gets shot in drive by, doesn't suck up welfare
>stronger economy = more shekels for goldstein

Florida man here. Dont come here without a gun, the people here are crazy and HATE white people with a burning passion.

>>34473353
How can they hate white people when half of florida is white retirees?

>>34471730
You forgot "never get married", which is the contract most likely to fuck you and the one that will fuck you most severely

>>34473367
Should've specified I live in South Florida.

>>34473376
>contract most likely to fuck you
Only if you did any of that list you referenced before being legally married.

>>34473436
>she divorces you, takes your kids and half your worth and a portion of your income
>but you didnt get fucked

>>34473328
Brainless application of statistics. Marrying will not increase your personal income just like taking up ballet won't make you homosexual.

>>34473342
except they have no problem with slavery, as israel is the number one percapita destination for trafficked persons

>>34473462
i suppose your'e just doomed to be a failure because you don't want to marry
it's not like getting married and having a family would be a source of motivation driving people to seek higher paying jobs to support their families or anything

>>34471663
This. If she bitches about stupid shit like this, she's probably not the one.

>Getting marriage advice from 4chan
what could possibly go wrong with that?
I'm sure this is a good idea.

>>34473328
>make 17% more on average
>must then split it with a woman

>>34471730

t. hugless virgin who spends too much time in mgtow threads

>>34473510
>make considerably more than average
>doesn't count tho lol

>>34473454
In some states if you aren't married you have no rights to your children and she can take more than half of everything.

>>34473516

t. Paralegal for a marriage and family law firm

>>34473562
then live in a different state, if you're so cowardly

>>34473462
>>34473474
Married couples get to pay less taxes, so he's half right. That said you can skirt taxes a few different ways so marriage doesn't really mean anything in those regards

>>34473590
except you also earn more income, not just pay fewer taxes

>>34473523
>>34473523
>makes less than 1/5 more
>must then split it in half
>this is somehow making more

>>34473562
Some states are shitholes but the court cant order alimony if you arent married. Child support is the risk you take when you have a child.

>>34473617
ill consider the goalposts thoroughly moved

>>34473617
>court cant order alimony
Holy shit you are so wrong, if your live in partner is unemployed and you pay for them for food/shelter/clothing for as little as 30 days then the court may force you to pay unmarried alimony. All they have to prove is that you were at one point willing to support them.

>>34473626
>repeat the same thing in a way a brainlet can understand
>moving the goalpost
Choose 1

>>34473654
i'll choose moving the goals posts because that's what you did

>>34471638
>Listening to women
Not even once

>>34473653
Youre implying that i said you should cohabitate, which i never did. I simply said you should not get married and that having a child with a woman alone does not legally grant her the right to alimony

>>34473668
>i literally dont know how to use this phrase

>>34473600
the only reason the stats say married people earn more is because married people as a group are older than unmarried people

>>34473342
It's /pol/, to them everything no matter how rediculous has to connect to the Jews somehow.

>>34471752
Is FL really that bad was thinking of moving to

>>34471638
Vacation to where though?

>>34471638
Break up with here. Get with a qt trap that loves guns.

>>34471638

A concealable pistol is literally the best defensive weapon you can ever have, especially when an area you are unfamiliar with.

I would dump her because no pussy is worth being killed because you took a wrong turn.

>>34471656
t guy who knows what he's talking about

>>34473328
>just like as a group all women earn less than all men.
Nice meme

>>34475123
>this

Also, who cares. Just hide it from her

>>34471638
Tell her ok. Go to florida without her take a friend and have a one night stand with a black bitch. Take a picture of you fucking the bitch while holding your gun. Make the the picture into a canvas painting and hang it in your living room.

>>34475374
i think this is good advice for everyone

At no point has anyone bothered to ask what OP is doing in Florida, that could probably be the reason why the gf is being a bitch about the carry situation.

>>34471638
>She said she won't go unless I leave it
Tell her you'll send her a postcard.

>>34475481
It says vacation clearly

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>falling for the 3DPD meme yet again

Jesus you people...

You know what happens when I take my wife on vacation? I grab a print out of her and put her in the passenger's seat and then hit the road. None of this bullshit arguing, no stopping every hour for a piss break, no bitching that the hotel I picked is "shitty", no fear of her running off with another man... If you still think 3DPD is better than 2D in 2017 I'm sorry to say but you'd a complete fucking idiot.

>>34475540
>2012+5
>falling for the 2D waifu meme
Homosexuality is where it is anon.
>actual living warm human companion
>can talk about guy stuff
>go shooting together
>always down to fuck
No period, no headaches, no excuses.

>>34475540
I'd say 3D at least has a real, physical vagina, but you can always mod a daki with a fleshlight. As for you, OP, stop being a fucking cuck about it. Explain your rationale. If she won't listen, leave her at home.

>>34473061
Isthe one bottom right of the first panel Ayn Rand

>>34473054
It's like you don't know what alimony is

>>34473462
>taking up ballet won't make you homosexual.
You might want to double-check your math there.

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>>34471715
gator, bear,panther,spic,nog, skunkape, what else, oh yeah, hogs, and giant snakes

>>34473061
these are getting very elaborate

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>>34475673
small snakes too

>>34476048
Small snakes a cute. That's a corn snake, it wouldn't hurt a fly. Remember, red touches yellow, you're an okay fellow.

>>34473311
>you milk girls tits instead of have sex with them?
Why not both?

>>34471730
>Enter into a legal contract with a woman not legally married to you.

Then how do I marry her in the first place, numb nuts?

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>>34475540
>Mind = Blown
a-are you a wizard?

>>34473290
Not really. Their value is derived from the milk.

>>34476292
I wanted to see her shoot fireballs out of her tits.

>>34476183
>red touches yellow, you're an okay fellow.
Are you sure its not the other way around?

>>Red on yellow kill a fellow

>>34473474
>it's not like getting married and having a family would be a source of motivation driving people to seek higher paying jobs to support their families or anything
it's not like I can self motivate and need multiple people to depend on me to get my shit together. It's not like I have discipline or anything.

>>34471638
You are going to FLORIDA. Show her a compilation of their state troopers arresting people on meth. This is really important because you aren't married yet, but LIE and stash it in the glove box if you're driving. Just like everything that has to do with masculinity, they do not care about it or pretend it's immature until they really need it.

>>34471638
hire a scary as fuck black dude to rob you guys.

>>34476345
Red on black, you're a dead jack!

Trust me bro, I'm a snake.

>>34472440
There's a reason our recent anscestors looked down upon 'shacking up'.

>>34476399
Marriage used to be seen as a business transaction. Your ancestors didn't want a cheap dowry for having a slut daughter. It was protecting an investment, not virtue.

>>34472440
plenty of studies have show it to be not the case. moving in is a commitment, but you're not really committed. so your actions are saying "I'm committed to you until I find a better opportunity". it doesn't work out.

>>34473328

No shit.

>formerly married here

You know why married men make more money? WE VOLUNTEER TO STAY OVER BECAUSE WE WANT AN EXCUSE TO NOT GO HOME. ALSO WE HAVE TO WORK MORE BECAUSE OUR DUMB ASS FUCKING WIVES SPEND TOO MUCH GODDAMN MONEY

I'm just glad I lucked out that she was a cheating whore and one of my business clients is a top-tier Jewish divorce attorney who did my shit in exchange for my services to him.

She got no alimony, no nothing. He even had his in-house Jew PI find dirt on her even I didn't know about.

>also, if you trust your mom, have her put your best assets in her name

Bitch thought she was getting "my" house, but she was too stupid to realize that the house is in my mom's name. I never kept more than a grand or two in the joint checking account that the bitch cleaned out. Kept my pre-marriage accounts and she knew nothing about it.

>>34476641
sorry for your loss, sounds like it still burns. hope you can find some peace so you aren't such a bitter cunt. good luck brother.

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>>34471638
Why the fuck would you need a girlfriend when you have guns?

>>34476641

Interesting, thanks for the tips and please share any more you may have

>>34476663

Just aggravating. Luckily no kids. Nowadays I just bag poor college students since I live 30 minutes from a SEC school.

All these kids in here talking about living not married and don't even know about Common Law Marriage have to be the same ones posting ND threads about bussin caps in mom's favorite linoleum baseboards and how to fix it.

>>34476883
just never co-habitate, also it takes girls years to figure out i'm loaded

>>34471650
This. You have a better chance of needing it in FL than wherever you're from. I live in Florida btw.

>>34471656
Even douchebags deserve to defend themselves against the people they start arbitrary traffic based fights with.

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>>34471638
>going to Florida without a weapon

As a Floridian ISHYGDDT.

>>34473376
you mean
>never reproduce

MGTOWs are so brainwashed and delusional

>Concealed carry, do it good enough she won't know
>Don't fly

>>34477302
is it really that bad?

>>34477323
Well. I'm here.

>>34477323

Yes, around blacks never relax. Are there blacks in Florida? Yeah.

>>34475080
Its like Australia with guns.

>>34476183
Its a coral snake. They dont have fangs but are mildly venomous. If you fall asleep with your tent open and find one chewing on you in the morning, see a doctor.

>>34471886
The only time my gf tells me know when it's financially irresponsible to buy a gun, which is objectively correct most of the time.

Having a gf who is both into guns and fiscally responsible is a good thing.

>>34471638
bring it and dont tell her

>>34477323
It's more of a when in rome kinda deal. You don't want to be the only guy in FL without a gun do you? Especially flashing that out of state ID around.

>>34473339
>>>34473311
>my last girlfriend had vaginismus, so a lot of alternative stuff went down.
what is vaginisimius?
t. filthy forgeiner

>>34477580
>vaginismus

Is that where she shits out of her pussy?

>>34476359
>it's not like i have discipline or anything
Spoken like a true weeb

>>34477580
>>34477602
When a woman has vaginismus, her vagina's muscles squeeze or spasm when something is entering it, like a tampon or a penis. It can be mildly uncomfortable, or it can be painful.

>>34477540
So I take it I shouldn't move to fl?

>>34471638
Tell her she can stay home for all you care.