You go to your local grocery store at midnight to pick up some

>>34471021
Standing still at ten yards distance seems to be your best bet in not getting shot.

Watching his "condensed" 40-something minute Youtube manifesto, there was a segment where he included footage from when he first began uploading as a 14 or 15 year old, then clips from each successive year. It was kind of sad seeing him progressing from an effervescent, friendly kid to what he ultimately became. If that chronological montage was an attempt at garnering pity on Blaze's part, it worked a little on me; guy was decent at video editing.

Total shitbag nutcase, ofc.

>>34471358
This incident was 110% the parents' fault.

His parents never:
-Asked who his 'ghost' friend is
-Asked why he wants to be a tranny ghost
-Asked why the girls he draws that have guns
-Asked why he spent so much time talking about Columbine and school shootings
-Asked why he had multiple guns
-Asked why he spent so much time talking to himself
-Asked if he needed treatment for his apparent autism/schizophrenia

If my son spent most of the day drawing cartoon girls, petting his guns, and talking to himself, you'd know that you need to start paying more attention. I feel no sympathy for his parents.

>>34471021
Offer scoobie snack.

>>34471603
Or cosmic browny.

>>34471021
Tell him that ghost girls are gay as fuck

>>34471600
Just have an interest in your fucking kids. That's it. If your kid has an interest, try to share it to a degree. Imagine if when he was 14 or 15, his parents got interested in his youtube garbage or his animation hobby... both might not have taken such a fucking turn.

>>34471021
Seeing is how my local grocery store closes at 9 I must be robbing the place. So I will probably shoot this jackass with my better gun that's already drawn because I'm not a fucking idiot.

>>34471021
teleport behind him
>nothin personal kid

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>>34471021
Laugh maniacally as I grab the muzzle of his gun, put it between my eyes, and stare him in the eyes as he still manages to miss.
Then drop my pants and start licking my lips, furiously masturbating with one hand while I beat him over the head with the brownies using the other.

>>34471600
School shooters are almost always the parents fault. Any parent worth a damn would be able to tell something is up. The Sandy Hook shooter was known by his parents to have mental problems, yet his mom bought him guns anyway. These fags become that way because no one is there to correct it growing up

>>34471021
>read this thread
>suddenly craving cosmic brownies

>>34471021
>WE'RE IN FOR IT NOW SCOOB

>>34471600
I talk to myself when I'm alone.

Am I insane?

>>34471666
God damnit satan

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>>34471038
kek fpbp

stay still and laugh as he misses every shot

>>34471784
nah it's normal if you just mumble random bullshit you're thinking
it's 100% insane if you have conversations with yourself

>>34471784
Depends. Are you hearing voices in your head, and you're talking to them? Or are you just "thinking out loud."

>>34471961
What if I have a one sided conversation with not myself?
Like if when I'm in the shower I act out political debates where I run for POTUS? And just reply to general faggoty questions?

>>34471996
that's just practicing speeches you dumbfuck

>>34471021
Stand completely still. Surely he won't be able to hit me.

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>>34471021
nothing
probably start eating some cosmic brownies

>>34471021
>so i pull out my gun
>if tom cruise does not come out of the closet
>imma kill this bitch for fun.

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>>34471666
>those trips
nice

>>34472011
But I'm not a politician and don't give speeches. I just LARP as a politician in the shower.
Is this crazy?

>>34471996
if you actually think you might be nutso ask your parents if you have mental health problems in your family
that shit is often hereditary

>>34472035
it's just practicing rhetoric
every philosopher or public speaker or politician needs to practice that shit
even if you don't have a job that requires it, it's a useful skill to have for just general use
arguments with friends and the like

>>34472035
It would be if you actually believed that you were president and you were giving real speeches in your shower. It just sounds like you're daydreaming.

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>>34472053
>Telling myself in the shower how dumping excess nuclear waste on the Mexico-US border is good for America is a constructive and self building act, and I am akin to a philosopher
Th-Thank you anon!
I'll remember you when I run in 2020!! Look forward to it!!

>>34472081
no problem m8
ask your parents if there are any crazies in your family though
just to be safe

>>34471784
I've always heard that it's OK to talk to yourself, as long as you don't answer.

>>34471784
If I'm alone for a while I sometimes talk to myself, but it's really just doing my thinking out load to break the silence.

>>34472053
>>34472081

I do this shit all the time, it helps to better form your opinions when you have to put them in words and hear how it sounds. Lots of things make sense in your head but then when you try to say it you fuck up or realize you were wrong.

>>34471784
Reminds me of this Onion video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4fUeuAfGo

>>34471358
Link?

>>34472425
watch the mister metokur video
it's just more condensed
it's one of his newest ones

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>>34471666
>read post
>"oh its some edgy faggot..."
>see digits
>mfw

>>34471632
>If your kid has an interest, try to share it to a degree. Imagine if when he was 14 or 15

Hmm, 14 year old kid interested in 14 year old girls. Guess I better try a couple, ya know, just to be a good parent and all. Maybe I can even hifive my son while Eiffel towering some bitch.

>>34471666
Shoo shoo Satan

>>34471600
Gr8 b8

>cosmic brownies
>not those fucking delicious pecan rolls or coffee cake things or a big box of tiny honey buns, or a few really big honey buns
I mean, Cosmic Brownies are OKAY, but there's so many better choices of calorie laden snack foods than them.

>>34472620
Yeah maybe.

>>34472620
Joke's on you. Your son probably has an Oedipus complex and wants to fuck your wife. Haha! Got 'em!

>>34473173
You shut your fucking mouth you godless pinko commie bastard. Cosmic brownies are the shit and anyone who says otherwise is a traitor.

>>34471021
That wouldn't happen because I don't eat shitty (((value added))) processed bullshit. Only whole plant foods :^)

>>34471600
>-Asked if he needed treatment for his apparent autism
wew lad. There is no treatment, the only thing that can be done is train to pretend to be normal.

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>>34471021

>>34471603
That is the treatmonth for autism you unassailable autist

>>34471719
His mom didn't buy him guns. He murdered her and took her guns.

>>34471021
Who is this?

Whodafuq is this kid? Someone give me a quick rundown.

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Tell him I fucked his waifu and how much she loved my big cisgender male cock.

>>34473381
>>34473385
Randy Stare. He was some guy who was obsessed with the Danny Phantom character, Ember, and had this online cartoon or fanfic or something called Ember Ghost Squad. He worked in a grocery store and shot it up during the graveyard shift, killing three of his coworkers. He has a shitload of weird videos if you lookup Ember Ghost Squad on Youtube. There's also a wiki.

>>34473432
The wiki got baleeted a few days after the incident.

>>34473432
>Randy Stare
*Randy Stair

>>34473385
Here's a few samples of his work:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4P_4q-9XcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaKQ6ZMvi40
An in depth analysis:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFRArJmAedA
Basically this guy was so obsessed with his ultra edgy animations that he shot 3 of his coworkers at a grocery store. He also fired around 60 shots with his shotguns but only scored 3 kills.

>>34471021

>filename

Loled

I'd take a deep breath and blow air on him, as long as the shotgun doesn't anchor him down he'd be a few blocks away pretty quickly.

>>34472035
I do the same actually. I'm more or less just living in a fantasy to pass time as I scrub down. I don't think there's anything weird or wrong about it. If you literally believe you're the president, then that's a bit nutty.

>>34471719
Honestly of all the "school" shooters, the sandy hook kid is the most perplexing. From what I've heard, besides being an autist, he really showed no warning signs of anything. He hadn't even been in elementary school for like a decade when he did the shooting. Honestly I don't know what the mom could've done in that situation to prevent it besides spying on him, and even then, was he posting plans to shoot up his old school or anything? Nearly every other school shooter made videos or wrote at length about their plan months if not years before the act.

>>34473363
She was retarded and didn't keep that shit locked.

>>34471021
>guy

>>34472035
Nah man, I give pretend classes and speeches while I'm washing dishes/cleaning my house all of the time. I've given actual classes before, so I kind of rehearse them when I'm bored.

I've also always had an interest in theater and acting but I'm terribly shy, so I like to do monologues and speeches too, just for giggles. It's basically just a more complex version of playing pretend when you were a kid, nothing crazy about that.

Now if you're talking to actual voices, then you've probably got some kind of schizophrenia or paranoid delusion.

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>>34471961
>>34472108
...wait, there's a difference between talking to yourself and having conversations with yourself?

>>34472081
Just don't be a Jeb! and everything is fine.

>>34474212
I'd honestly pull a Kaisich if I could, millions of dollars to play a sore loser and eat all I want