/k/ you are an outgoing bunch, you have a gf right? how's

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>>34468445

>gf

I am not familiar with that model of firearm. Who makes it? Pistol or rifle?

>>34468445
wat movie is this?

>>34468459
Seriously? It's an AUG.

>>34468445
Doing pretty good, been 2 years and im takin her out shooting every other weekend.

*the joke*


>>34468466

Recently broke up with my long term girlfriend who was really /k/ friendly. Still not quite recovered from it yet but staying with her would mean I'd have to lower my standards of living

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>>34468498
>staying with her would mean I'd have to lower my standards of living
What? Explain.

>>34468461
Think it is the original La Fem Nikita. Not the 90's show reboot.

I am my gf.

>>34468445
>slaps the bottom of the mag

>implying my gf would ever leave me

That's a dumb question how would a gun just get up and walk away

>>34468544
Liberals told me that can do school shootings all on their own, probably wandered off to massacre.

>>34468525
>be trap
>eschew people
>acquire firearms
Living the good life fampai

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>>34468445
>tfw 23 year old dateless virgin

>>34468498
Please elaborate

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>>34468445
> you have a gf right?
>how's that working out for you?
reliably

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>>34468570
literally how

>latina
>believes its a womans duty to serve her man
>were both going to get our CHLs soon
>she doesnt like that im going into the military but shes learning to live with it
pretty damn great

>>34468588
Well, if he's anything like me, it's because he doesn't feel that, in his current state, he has anything to offer that a woman would be interested in.

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>>34468588
>tfw normalfags can't even comprehend how someone could be a dateless virgin into his early-20's
Kinda ugly, a huge shut in, socially awkward, no female co-workers in my age range, way too shy to start conversations with girls on my own, etc...

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>>34468595
>im going into the military
>shes learning to live with it

so she's already met someone. good on her

>>34468588
>obese since early childhood(dad wasn't around and mom was massive)
>was picked on mercilessly until mid teens
>no self confidence until early 20s
>starting to lose weight at 24 years of age
>still have no idea how to talk to people
Never even had a conversation with a female I wasn't related to.

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>>34468623
The only reason why would someone well in their 20s be literally dateless is if he never tried to ask a girl out. Literally impossible to ask 5 girls out and to not have one of them say yes. She might not fuck you but you would have a fucking date.

So you have only yourself to blame for being a lazy piece of shit.

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>>34468648
People like you shouldn't be allowed to own firearms to be quite honest.

>>34468624
I'm going into the reserves after I finish college, not active duty. She knew when we first met that was my goal. She said she didn't care much when we first started talking but now every few months she throws a fit that she knows I'm gonna die.

>>34468654
>Literally impossible to ask 5 girls out and to not have one of them say yes.
I see you've never been ferociously ugly.

>>34468654
>So you have only yourself to blame for being a lazy piece of shit
Did I ever say otherwise?

>>34468660
>>34468624
Correction: I'm joining the reserves next May but commissioning as an officer once I finish college.

>>34468666
>uuhhh I'm ugly man, I dont have to try, I just know things!!11111

There are uglier people out there having fullfilling love lives. They don't bitch to strangers on the internet, that's for sure.

>>34468658
Yes, I know I'm /r9k/ incarnate, but I am actively working on bettering myself.

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>>34468654
>5'7"
>5/10 face
>/fit/ but it doesn't even matter
I'm doomed to be a sad cunt.

>>34468658
>No singles policy extended to rights

>>34468705
You missed the point.

>>34468610
>>34468648
>>34468666

I was like you. Lift weights. Dedicate your life to it.

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>>34468678
Look, I'm just saying that it would take a terribly long time. Confidence can only take you so far before luck becomes a factor.

>>34468445
Married, not outgoing at all anymore besises my hobbies. I dont even have a friends to really call anymore. 10 years ago I would've laughed if you told me id end up like this.

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>>34468658
6 year olds who walk into Big 5 and say they want to kill their parents should be allowed to own firearms you communist FUCK.

>>34468445
Yes, I'm outgoing in the sense that I go a lot innawoods alone to drink.

>>34468724
>i'm communist because people who aren't mentally developed enough to verbally communicate with other human beings without losing their shit should not own firearms due to being a clear threat to others or themselves

yeah no

>>34468692
We're all gonna make it brah.

>>34468735
>>i'm communist
SO YOU ADMIT IT?

>>34468507
>>34468576
>anon I want to have family
>but muh funs

>>34468445
I moved to a new state (to both of us) with my GF about 3 months ago. She got a sweet job already. We haven't been shooting yet though.

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>>34468692
I know that feel

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>>34468588
>tfw a girl will never look at you like that

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>>34468445
My gf of 4 years broke up with me a while ago. She's the only girl I've ever been with. A-at least I still have my guns.

>>34468758
shave your head and get a tatoo it's your only hope

you look like a generally dull and average human being, you gotta have some flare even if it means becoming vin diesel

>>34468666
>>34468713
not those guys but id like to start lifting. is /fit/ worth getting advice from or should i just wing it? all the machines and stuff have pictures on them dont they?

>>34468713
>lift weights

I was until I broke my arm back in February. Still recovering. The bone is all healed up, but I got muscle atrophy from having my arm in a sling for so long. Still doing physical therapy, almost got my full range of motion back, so they started me on strengthening.

>>34468445
I've already accepted that I'll never have a girlfriend. Or get laid.

>>34468803
It's for the best really, why torment ourselves with delusions of what will never happen instead of just shooting guns and fapping to our waifus?

>>34468803
So you took the easy way out?

>>34468654
>I go into panic when i try to ask girls out
>when i manage to ask them out they always shoot me down because they like some other chad she saw in a bar three weeks before
>Meanwhile some sad, fat guy i know manages to score at first try
>According to some anon this is all my fault

>>34468815
Not yet.

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>>34468445
Of course, I've been with my waifu for 5 years now.

>>34468445
I'm dating an 18-year-old girl. I'm on pretty good terms with her dad but he doesn't know yet.

>>34468818
>according to some anon it's all your fault
>he's not wrong
>believing that he's wrong is part of the problem
Tip jej

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>these same people that post ITT will later today go and shitpost about why women shouldn't be in the military

>>34468818

It is your fault.

I uses to be just like you, until I unfucked myself. You are putting the pussy on a pedestal, hence why you get anxiety.

What I did to unfuck myself is to realize that it does not fucking matter. It's not highschool. Nobody gives a fuck if you strike out. Also, treat them as equals, as you would a friend. They say something retarded or do something dumb laugh at them and call them stupid as you would a friend. If they get Asshurt, who gives a fuck. It does not matter.

>>34468823
Sort your life out instead of the cop-out bullshit that is "Oh I've just accepted that it will never happen"

>>34468692
Same

Tfw 5'6" and weak jawline

If I could fix those things I'd be in decent shape. Some girls still find me attractive for some reason.

>>34468445
>how's that working out for you?

Been together for ten years, getting married in January.

>>34468801
>Don't use the machines
>Go to /fit/ and read the sticky
>Don't read anything else on /fit/ except the sticky.

Good luck anon!

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>>34468863
Not that guy, but I don't understand why you're setting him up for disappointment. Some people aren't meant to mate. It fucking sucks, but not everyone will win in life.

If, one day, his mindset changes and he wishes to pursue women and face all the up and downs of the dating world, good for him. If he's not interested in playing the game and he's happy, good for him.

pic not related

>>34468889
thanks pal. i didnt realize how out of shape i was until i had to do a pt test. i passed but damn i shouldve done better.

>if he's happy

Yeah dude there are totally people out there who gave up on women and who are perfectly not only content, but actually happy due to that.

Can you be more of a moron if you tried.

>>34468894
Sex is a fundamental aspect of psychological maturation. Sex is healthy and normal. Pretending that not everyone needs it in some way is like saying anorexia is just fine. Denying yourself sexual maturity because you're too chicken shit to speak to women is disorder levels of a self destructive lack of confidence.

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>>34468901
>he can't be happy without a woman in his life

>>34468445
>Have
Had, and she was the only real GF I ever had. On the bright side I did manage to lose my virginity to her, albeit at the age of 21.

>>34468858
No. We're the people who want combat wives. Preferably of the monster girl variety.

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I run the hunting and fishing department at my local big box sporting good store.
Doing it to pay off the rest of college, a few of the female cashiers have expressed interest but I told most of the people that work there except my close friends I'm asexual. They accept me as their snowflake but really I had found love in high school and it failed so now I just cycle through the bullshit. My off days are spent kayak fishing and regretting that I even tried with women.

>>34468692
Keep trying m8, I'm
>>34468918
And I'm fucking 5'5''. Granted I basically had a massive stroke of luck since I didn't ask my ex-gf out, we kinda just met at an event.

>>34468933
So they seriously believe you're some kind of man-fungus hybrid?

>>34468933
>one random bitch fucked me over and now it validates me writing off entire species because of that

that's like writing off all males as companions and friends because that one cunt in high school fucked your girlfriend or something

>>34468939
Most likely an Ork.

>>34468708
Since you didn't get the joke, I think you did, actually.

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>>34468445
Married 3 years, we're not particularly outgoing though, we're quite alright to sit at home watch movies all weekend.

We only ever go out for business do's or my friends who she seems to love.

It kinda sucks sometimes though as i work with/for her as her councillor/bodyguard/insert a number of other jobs here.

>>34468933
Seriously fuck you dude. You got women lining up to you, but you don't even take chance because of "muh hurt feefees"

>>34468933

I have that same kayak. But I've been married 6 years. Everything's good.

>>34468939
>So they seriously believe you're some kind of man-fungus hybrid?
I guess, I don't know. Every day they try to drag me into store drama but my effective defense mechanism of asexuality makes them give up because they're scared I'll sue them for discrimination.
>>34468940
It was one girl for years then two years of trying to recover and all of my rebound attempts failed awfully.
My hasty generalization of women is a defense mechanism but it works.

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>>34468445
Nah, my fiance died 2 years ago, and I know I'll never find anyone else that comes close to how I felt about her. Guns, vidya, good books, and music are how I spend my time and money, chasing women holds little interest for me now.

>>34469012
>I have that same kayak
Perception Striker for $144, clearance deals can be a beauty. I can't wait to take this thing out duck hunting. Congrats on the marriage.

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>>34468445
I'm not especially outgoing no, I occasionally drink alone at the pub, occasionally i'll take the boys out.

I shoot alone, i drink alone, i drive alone and i hike alone.

I haven't dated a woman in two years, been single for four since before my last deployment, but that changed my life.

A relationship doesn't have appeal for me. Sex in general has no appeal to me, occasionally i'll get drunk enough to let a woman give me a HJ/BG/TJ but full on sex doesn't appeal much to me, too much touching.

Nowadays i can't go into the pub without that damnable woman and her boyfriend walking in, i don't understand why she comes to my fucking local when she has other pubs local to her.

>>34468445
>you have a gf right?
>gf
not worth the time, effort, or money.

here's some sage advice, kid. you seem to need it: if it floats, flies, or fucks, RENT IT.

>>34468595
>Going into the military
>Your GF isn't happy but will stay loyal
Nigger don't you know what an unhappy woman does when her man isn't around? You'll learn soon enough, I thought the same thing when I enlisted. lmao

>>34468560

But would you continue being in a relationship with mass murderer?

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>>34469097

>>34468858
Lol it's easy being a woman in the military when there hasn't been a real war in decades and you don't have the same standards as your male counterparts.

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>>34469072
> take the boys out
does you have the kids then?

what happened on deployment?

>>34468595
the self-delusion is strong with this one

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>>34469110
>that scene
It wasn't that bad, I got online after not having internet for about 2 months to find the longest facebook message I've ever read in my life from her. The modern day dear john. It's funny looking back on it now but it sure as fuck wasn't funny then.

Only had one serious long term relationship through college and her taking a job in India of all places split us up

Now I'm alone, make ok money and buy the gats I want but have no idea how to get out and get laid

>>34468769
>you look like a generally dull and average human being
who doesn't look like the average human being... like 95 percent of the population.

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>>34468692
>5'7
>>34468935
>5,5
Hows the weather down there and do you guys need stools to get stuff off the top of the fridge?

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>>34468445
No.
No.

>>34468769

>becoming vin diesel

>my sides

>>34469122
my boys are the people that serve under me.

>>34468714
Nah, confidence is key. If you can remain confident through an entire conversation, you can get laid.

>>34468445
Yeah, I have a wife. I'm an oldfag and things just naturally progress. Think that means I'm social? Haha, guess what, wife's allow you to be anti social.

My family calls, talk to my wife. We go out somewhere, my wife makes me a plate of food and I sit in the corner by myself while she socializes. Having a wife is like having an ambassador to deal with normies while you chill in the background, and then you have sex with her too.

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>>34469507
> Having a wife is like having an ambassador to deal with normies

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>>34469507
>Having a wife is like having an ambassador to deal with normies

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>>34468595
My condolences, anon...
Not even fucking joking here. Literally 98% of enlisted men and women I know/knew had failed relationships that transferred over from their civilian lives into their service. Usually about 1 to 2 years in, the former being more or less common.
Shit sucks, not going to fucking lie. Most woman AND men can't handle the military lifestyle wrapped up into their relationships. Believe me, you're going to find a lot of infidelity amongst your fellow servicemen and their wives/girlfriends, and I'm talking A LOT. It's absolutely fucking disgusting.
Don't ever act like no one ever told you so.
You want my advice? Mentally prep yourself and bring up the idea to her that you two should break up (temporarily if you're optimistic) and possibly reconcile later once your time is up, because in the end either she will cheat or you will. Don't be the one to fall into promiscuity.
I don't care how perfect you think she is for you, how long you two have been together, or how close you are with her family, just don't do it. She CAN and WILL let you down.

Hell, if you still go along with it and she doesn't... God bless. That'll be pretty fucking beautiful if she can hold out for you. Trouble is you'll never know for sure and what you don't know won't hurt you.

>>34468910
Sex is necessary to become a normie, I'll give you that. But being well into my 20s with no girl ever showing interest in me, and no normie ever attempting to converse with me, I think I can say safely that I don't want to, not can be, a normie

>>34469698
>having sex means you are a normie

>>34468940
How does it not validate him? 100% of his experiences ended in an unfavourable way. He could have chosen to try again, but I don't think he's wrong

>>34469021
Pussy

>>34468445
Pretty well. Coincidentally she's Austrian.

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>>34469706
>strawmaning your argument by using percentage when a total sum of occurrences is 1

>>34469704
If it's at all natural and not some whore, yeah, it does. At the very least you're a failed normie, but maybe a cyborg. Fuck off

>>34468610
>he has anything to offer that a woman would be interested in.
I never understood this mindset.

>>34468445
Naw. Don't really feel up for relationships right now.
Maybe when I go back to school.
Got my friends and family at least, but damn if it isn't lonely some nights.

>>34469717
So if he dated two girls and they both ended the same way, then he could write off all women?

I want /r9k/ to leave

>>34469738
You can write off all you want, but assuming they are all the same because one stupid creature with IQ lower than yours kinda, sort of, like, hurt your feelings :(((((( is pretty fucking retarded.
its literaly quitter tier.

>>34469733
It's my mindset. I have no friends and don't really talk to anyone who isn't a coworker or one of my mom's friends. My best "friend" is my underage brother. I have several thousand in credit card debt, work barely at all because it makes me very suicidal, hobbies are all very self contained except shooting, which can be and is done alone, and hold non traditional political view points (not edgy communist or nazi views mind you), and won't cut my hair

The only thing I might have going is I'm 6' and decent book smarts, but people don't care about either it seems.

I don't want to feel attracted to women anymore

>>34469752
cut your hair

>>34469748
"Quitter" is one of those words normies like to throw around thinking it means something. It is subjective whether or not the game is worth playing, if there is a reward worth pursuing. I can't speak for anyone else obviously, but for me, I don't see the point in any of it. My family has a history of depression so it's possible that is talking, but fuck medicine men so I can't say for sure.

Either way, not everyone wants to play the arguably rigged game that is life

>>34469762
Nah, I don't think so. I like it. I had to cut it before I went to the navy, but got out 4 months in, and it's been growing back ever since. Past my shoulders now

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>>34468445
I can't help but think about how much hotter this scene would be if she didn't look like a total dyke.


The GF fills her role, an adequate cock sleeve that's slightly better to talk to than bouncing your voice off a wall. Women are largely just slightly more advanced children, especially on an emotional level.

>>34469733
If you understand SMV then it really shouldn't be all that difficult. Women don't really commit to relationships with low value men.

>>34468933
Highschoolers aren't in love.

Harsh? yeah. Also true. You think you got fucked up then? Broken heart in 20s hurts worse. Burying your wife of 50 years? Fuck off you're not in the same league.

Go kayaking with a girl you could see as a friend. Do something with someone else. If you were in your 40s, hell, even 30s I could see this as a real position. Jesus fuck man.

>>34469748
Never let the degree of effort exceed the value of reward.

>>34468445
No GF, but I have a wife. Together 11 years, married since April.

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>>34468933
>but really I had found love in high school
No you didn't

>>34468445
its autistic if i hate the fact she hits the bottom of the mag right? i mean sure if it was in the magwell thats cool but you tap the front to make sure the first few rounds feed properly and thats it, it has a pretty solid thunk locking into the magwell so no need to slap the bottom in any case

>>34468445
>you have a gf right?
Lmao never had one

>>34468859
>Treat them as equals, as you would a friend
They already told me that man, And it did help with the panic... until i asked her out and she shoot me down.

The fact is that everyone i try to ask out is already trying to fuck some other dude, im just unlucky, i will find someone sooner or later.

>>34468445
Married, hate it.
>she gets a $20 Lane Bryant coupon, wants to spend it
>comes home with $30 pants
>I want to spend $10 in recent Fleet Farm sale for a Yugo jacket because I don't have a comfy jacket
>she starts an argument over it.

Fuck.
Also, I'm the loser from a recent thread that sold guns for motorcycle money, then immediately sold the bike and gave her the cash.

Someone please kill me.

>>34469780
My experience has been different, but okay. Don't know what the fuck SMV is and I don't care.

Value is subjective.

>>34469818
>she starts an argument over it.
Consider divorce.
Do you have a pre-nup?

>>34469818
Holy shit you are a cuck. You shouldn't have married someone who didn't want her job and her own bank account.

>>34468610
>it's because he doesn't feel that, in his current state, he has anything to offer that a woman would be interested in.

That would be her fucking say. Stop being afraid of rejection and put yourself out there. Clearly the pain of being alone isn't greater than your fear of being told "no".

She is the one that decides if you have anything to offer her, not you.

>>34469818
Haha. Wow. Something reminds me of my dad in this post. He's mentally unstable and in a ton of drugs. He met a drunk chick and then got married. Had some more kids. He works for her dad and all the money goes to what she wants. I can't fathom that lifestyle

>>34469835
>Do you have a pre-nup?
You know damn well that idiot doesn't

>>34469835
Nope.
>>34469836
Funny thing is, she works, pharmacy tech. We make money. Then she spends it.

>>34469868
>Nope.
Well you're a dumb motherfucker and you're thoroughly fucked. She'll cheat or divorce you in a couple years max.

>>34469846
Let me just ask how much effort women are worth to you. If they aren't on a pedestal then there really shouldn't be any more effort input than say maybe talking with a buddy. After a certain point, the effort out weighs the reward, unless you are obsessed with women and put it as thee highest reward in life.

I feel like most guys my age have had some girl at least hit on them or look at them in a attracted way. I'm not going to ask every single girl i see out on a date. The actual, literal effort required, plus the weight of the invariable rejections would quickly stack to be higher than any reward I would realistically get out of it

>>34469798
Why are you lmao about never having a gf?

Like a retard, farting in the bath tub, laughing his off.

>>34469879
If he enjoys it, I don't see a problem. Not everyone requires other people to validate themselves

>>34469868
>Then she spends it.
Put your money in a bank account she can't touch.

Ok fags clean yourself up, make an ok cupid profile (tinder is for getting laid, any women who uses tinder is promiscuous, no exceptions), try not to seem like a freak. I REPEAT, dont *try to seem normal* instead --try not to seem like a freak--

Set your age range to 30+women. girls who grew up in the electronic age are literally six to ten times as shitty people trained from birth by the jews to destroy our society or some shit and thats probly part of why you are alone, visit profiles but don't say anything, I know you cant talk to women so the idea here is finding one who will take the lead for you. When a woman messages you first don't say anything for like a day before you reply. This makes people think they don't have time to wait.

Shes your robot if:You talk for a significant period before she wants to meet at her house rather than in public, she is aged 30+ and plays any vidya whatsoever, she is self depreciating in an apologetic way. If she identifies with/tolerates your autism in any way.

>>34469828
Sexual market value.

Women frequently date up and sometimes date down, but the discrepancies in those cases tend to be influenced by other factors such as money, influence or social status that greatly increase a male's value.

Men are another story. High value men have access to the entire scale. Average guys are just that, average. Truly low value men will rarely date up unless the woman is attractive but otherwise low value.

>>34469893
This sounds like a bunch of bullshit people with no social skills use to justify their inability to connect with people, but okay.

>>34468445
I'm 18 in highschool has Guns.

What do you think?

>>34468445
Wife got pregnant and won't abort it so it's time for innawoods. Gonna change my name after and go to grad school for history, start banging my students. Maybe even fuck some dudes, see what's up with that.

Women are a meme, you're always massively less happy when you're with them. Best thing you can ever do for yourself is bite the bullet and learn the ins and outs of how to safely pick up hookers.

>>34469892
I'd rather not date someone who's closer to my mom's age (37) than mine (20)

>inb4 date your mom

>>34469887
You gotta put the d in a v at some point in your life.

>>34468767
I'm with you anon. Just lost my gf of 3 years. She did it a few days before I was going to give her a $700 promise ring.
She was my life.

>>34469894
This sounds like a bunch of bullshit normies with no idea what it's like to not be normie use to justify their inability to understand non-normies, but okay

>>34469909
So, I was right, then.

>>34469908
>promise ring

Global Rule 2: You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>34469903
>gotta
Oh really? Why is that? I didn't see a requirement written into the fabric of reality that said I specifically had to have sex at least once. Where did you see that?

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>>34469877
>Let me just ask how much effort women are worth to you.

A shit ton actually.

That comes from a guy whose been married and and went through a pretty fucking gross divorce and is honestly jaded as all fuck because of it. I'm 29 now and since my sophomore year of hs I've only been single for like a year and a half TOTAL in that time. Having someone is fucking great. Going home and knowing someone out there is genuinely interested in how your day went and legitimately wants to spend time with you, it's a great feeling.

>>34469868
The single largest warning sign in a relationship like this is if she "bargains with you" IE if you buy me this ill give you X blowjobs. If you buy X thing I will LET YOU go out with your friends Friday.

>>34469894
You can believe whatever you want. Every adult man or woman you've ever been in a relationship with was evaluating your value, those who left you did so because they judged your value to be lacking for a prospective life partner or found someone who offered them more than you did.

>>34469915
Yeah I guess. It's hard for some people (autists and the like) to connect with normies so they try to come up with a system. I personally think that system is right, but you ant understand it because you're a normie and those types of things come naturally

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Implying.

>Lost range time
>Lost maintenance time
>Lost time handling firearms
>Lost funding for maintenance
>Lost funding for firearms
>Lost funding for ammunition
>Lost funding for accessories
>Lost funding for range access

GET A GRIP YOU CASUAL

>>34468933
Are you me in like two weeks?
>Same job
>Same kayak fishing hobby
Just lost my girl, though.
Move on man. High school is a bunch of bullshit. Wait until you're doing real shit with a girl like living together, and talking about marriage. It hurts even worse than your HS romance.

>>34469924
Oh, you're one of "those". Well enjoy yourself and your wizardry or whatever. If you need me look for the Isle marked P, for pussy, you should try it sometime.

>>34469927
Well I don't know that feeling so women are worth a lot less to me

>>34469901
why? lower your standards. Age 18-20 is prime time for chasing older women if you are some kind of neet its literally your only opportunity for semi consistent with different people

>>34469939
>If you need me look for the Isle marked P, for pussy

This probably sounded a lot better in your head.

>>34469948
I am what I eat.

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>>34469939
>if you need me look in the isle marked P, for pussy

>>34468445
>you have a gf right?

There really aren't a whole lot of women I would be attracted to that would be attracted to me. Thought I found a few over the years that either didn't work out or were currently in a relationship.

Someday maybe.

>>34469945
Being at a reality 6/10 happiness/contentment, but thinking you're at an 8-9/10 doesn't make it so. You're missing out on a huge part of life; sharing it with another past the friends/family basis. Actually living your life and also vicariously through another and having the same in return.

>>34469939
Yep, one of those undesirables who never had any kind of extrafamilar relationships so he's had nothing but time to think about why he's such a failure and has come to actually believe that people don't have "needs" which are actually just thins that feel good and indicate a well adjusted person

>>34468735
That's literally 3/4ths of /k/ you commie bastard.

yes i want to live in the woods with her and shoot all trespassers then eat them

>>34469930
Whole lot of assumptions in that post, buddy.

>>34468889
This

>>34469939
You need to be 18 or older to use this site.

>>34469920
22 actually. She was wanting an engagement ring, but agreed to a promise ring as an alternative because I wasn't ready to be engaged.

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>>34469927
Spike and Jet called, they said they want the dog back
>meanwhile, aboard the Bebop, Ed is hacking the Internets to track your location
>Faye is using up all the hot water in the shower

I have a gf who's pretty, smart, funny etc.

But she's getting fatter and not slowing down. Last night she was actually dipping brownies in a tub of cool whip for fuck's sake. She whines whenever I bring up working out and doesn't like it when I go to the gym alone so I'm starting to stack on some el bees.
I also think she's pretending to like guns to feel closer to me.

>>34469981
Just be conscious of how you actively judge people and realize that you do that to people you have close relationships with as well. If someone you love does something shitty you think "what the fuck" and it lowers their value.

You obviously see value in people, both physical and emotional, any person can reach the point with any other person where their values depreciate or is no longer good enough.

He is literally just created a flow chart on avoiding people who aren't up to your standard (and standards change). Which all humans definitely 100 percent do. You simply have a naive jerk reaction to implications that humans are cruel on a base level, and most people have a bad reaction to realizing we are not in fully conscious control.

>>34470003
Get out while you still can holy shit.

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>>34470003
>I also think she's pretending...
>girls, pretending to be a certain way in order to gain some sort of advantage or benefit
nah, couldn't be

>>34468735
>being a social shut in is now a threat to other people
fuck off commie

>>34469763
>>34469787
perma virgins should be hanged

>>34469818
>Lane Bryant
Found your problem anon.

>>34470003
>I also think she's pretending to like guns to feel closer to me
Girls do that with everything.
Also:
>not falling for the thicc meme

>>34469968
I wouldn't even say I'm at 6 pal. I'm probably at like a 2/3. I live solely because I feel too bad for my family. A women isn't going to fix what's inherently wrong with me

>>34469507
Here's an anon who gets it. Bravo.

>>34470003
When she says "I don't like that you go to the gym alone", just tell her that you would love for her to join you, but you're not ok with the weight you have been putting on and are looking to change that. She'll with jump on board or you should consider bailing.

I've gotten the "Would you still love me if I was fat" question 1000 times, I always tell them "as long as you're healthy I don't really care, I don't want to fall in love with someone just to lose them at 40. There's a lot of old people and a lot of fat people, but there aren't too many fat old people."

>implying women are worth it

>>34468933
>high school
Jesus fucking christ

>>34470031
The woman herself wont, but the feelings of being loved and desired by another human being will go a long fucking way homie. It'll change your perspective quick if you are able to let your walls down.

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>>34469818
holy shit. that's my ex-wife exactly.
glad i left that shit behind.
>By the time I hit 5th gear, I couldn't even remember a word she said

>>34469939
I prefer the penis section of that isle.

>>34468764
That's because you are not a dude with millions of dollars, duh.

>>34470045
I'll try and run some pro-gym psyops but we'll see how this goes. I do love her, but she's honestly at the point of no return. Any larger and if/when she does lose weight, there's gonna be loose folds of exhausted skin.

>only women I've ever dated I didn't give a shit about
>don't date women I actually care about because they deserve someone better

Ayyyyyyy

>>34469901
Date ur mom

>>34470074
My ex wife did that. As soon as the divorce went through she got thinner than when we started dating. Just keep that in mind, it's not a special case either. She feels she doesn't have to work to keep you and that not a *bad* thing in itself, it means she feels safe/comfortable with you, but when it's taken to the extreme of not caring how you see her, then yea, it's not good on a long term relationship.

>>34468801
/fit/ is exactly like /k/ but with exercise. EXACTLY like /k/. So no, don't go there for useful advice. Check out YouTube instead. One of my favorites is VitruvianPhysique. He's got fairly decent nutritional advice and his dumbbell only routines are not bad. How to Beast also has some decent home workout content, even if he comes off as a bit of a douche. If you don't have the money for weights or the gym, or you just like to keep things simple, check out the book You Are Your Own Gym. It's all body weight exercises, and copies should be available both as "free" downloads and at your local library. Seriously, that book and daily walking lost me my first fifty pounds.

>>34468889
this 2x

>>34468445

Married with two baby boys and a great sex life. Thanks for asking.

>>34469930
>humans are rational actors
I bet you think that countries' foreign policies are determined entirely by economics too. What an idiot.

>>34468901
>he depends on others to provide his own, personal happiness
>he thinks this is healthy

I certainly shiggydiggy, senpai.

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>>34470091
Maybe I should just throw bolts at her to get her to run

>>34468445
>Stupid bitch pulls the charging handle back to put the barrel on when it's completely unnecessary.

>>34470059
I have no walls. If any decent woman was genuinely interested she could tell me and I'd play along. No self respecting person wants to be around me in that sense

>>34470023
That's quite the rational viewpoint you have there

>>34470118
No, YOU should get out of there. Nothing but misery is in your future.

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Dated a chick last year, her sister ended up dying at 35 and in Dec she broke it off bc she started to go kind of crazy and she felt bad that she never wanted to hang out and for being a "bad gf". I told her that I'm no ones back up plan so the only way we can stay in contact is if she saw us dating again in the future. Next week I'm cutting it off, if she still isn't ready, she never will be. Wish me luck /k/omandos.

Hoping for the best but certainly planing for the reality.

Pic related, she was no operator, but did actually enjoy shooting and wasn't afraid to try any gun she could get her hands on.

>>34469901
you gotta start somewhere

>>34470156
No, I only "have to" start if I actually want to have a girlfriend

>>34470133
don't care
get hanged cuck boi

>>34470023
I mean if they are actually permanent then they remove themselves from the gene pool by definition. So what more do you want?

>>34470123
>I have no walls.
>No self respecting person wants to be around me in that sense

Yea ok, buddy. Self loathing or low self esteem is a wall kiddo. Got to see the value in yourself before others will.

>>34469894
Don't bother. He's just spouting some "redpilled", MGTOW, Roosh V forums bullshit.

>>34470104
married with two kids here too. How the fuck are you pulling off great sex? In what time sir? In what time?

>>34470172
That's kind of hard when I have no value

>>34470162
you know what I meant, don't be grammar german

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>>34468445
Whoa, whoa, whoa, is that all that's required to re-barrel an AUG? What locks it in, just that little twist she performs? Is that enough to maintain a good consistent lockup?

If so, that kicks the living shit out of re-barreling an AR.

>>34468445
Married, wife just bought new glock 19.

Shits cash yo.

>>34470184
AUG's have swappable barrels.

>>34470183
I wasn't correcting your grammar. I was actually commenting on what you said but misquoted you. I'm sorry.

>>34470169
to not let them live out their lives?
duh

>>34468445
Ya i have a girlfriend, but my wife hates her.

>>34470135
if that webm is you and her, sorry to tell you but you are terrible teacher

I feel as though this is a meme. Granted, 4chan is a big site with many users, a bunch of them are going to be retarded.

But I see myself as quite the normal guy. I enjoy the discussions but specifically more the banter.

I workout, work my job, have hobbies, friends and girlfriends. Currently single but I'm dating a girl atm, waiting to see where it goes.

Though it's not lost on me that we're discussing military and weapons on a Malaysian basket weaving forum run by a japanese dude, calling eachother faggots and seemingly influencing american politics to the point that the democratic party has made a cartoon frog into a symbol of hate speech.

>>34470219
t. faggot

>>34470194
So does a SCAR, but you still have to take out some screws.

How consistent of a lock up does the AUG system maintain? Can it keep a 1moa 5-round group with customized handloads?

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>>34470219
>currently single
>but am dating

>>34470180


Well I work a lot, so in my spare time I make sure I exercise, eat well and sleep. I don't have much spare time to do shit else except bang my wife, and that's what I do. Her vagina isn't what it was before the kids, but it does the trick.

>>34470203
to put them out of their misery? Or because we must purge all who aren't like you?

It can't be about the species, so has to be about you.

>>34468445
>you have a gf
Used to. Not over her at all. It hurts.

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>in love with my long time friend
>she knows it
>gives me confidences and loves me too
>seriously the best person ever
>still very fearful and worried I'll lose her

Why do I do this /k/

>>34468717
I know the feeling, and getting that way slowly.

>What hobbies anon?

>>34470247
He can't comprehend something that isn't normal and it therefore must be eradicated

>>34470247
how are you not getting this
it's not my grand strategy for a new utopia
i just want to hang weak willed faggots because i dislike them and want them gone

>>34470258
get a gf and then you can speak fag

>>34470262
Then kill them if they are so weak. It should be easy

>conservative college-age white male living in an urban center
>even thinking about getting a GF
Maybe when this caustic, hilariously hostile wave of knee-jerk hysteria against anything not radically left that was brought about by the harpie Sith Lord losing last November dies down I'll give it some thought.

>>34470262
Totally well adjusted human being over here.

>>34468918
Weird, exact same story with me (also same age)

>>34470273
Actually I can speak without one, believe it or not. It's like I don't need someone else to live or something

>>34470275
>what are laws?

>>34469939
>Marked P, for penis in my ass

>>34470249

put a ring on it dumbass.

>>34470215
Teach safety first, then proper technique. I don't want people I'm teaching trying to remember the 4 rules of safety on top of proper foot placement, keeping their elbows in, leaning into the firearm, bring the sights up to your eye, breathing out on trigger pull etc etc etc.

Once I know they're safe with a firearm, then their technique can be picked apart. That trip was quite literally her first time shooting anything at all, I was more concerned with where the barrel was pointed than the bitch lean.

>>34470282
you can speak you will just not be heard
faggot

>>34470283
If they are so inherently worthless then no one will care.

>>34470262

Whelp. I guess we start with you?

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>>34470298
>governments decide laws based on objective factual information

>>34470302
>you dislike weak willed virgin faggots therefore you are one
is this your first day here or wut?

>>34470292
Someone is hearing me though unless I'm replying to myself

>>34470310
heard as in be acknowledged as a worthy opinion
not literally heard
kys

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>>34470248
We're all there...

>>34470304
Well, if you're so weak willed that you don't disregard laws (read; spooks) you don't agree with, you deserve to die

>>34468675
Ah, hello fellow rising MS3

>>34470308
>weak willed faggot incapable of doing what he says should be done. Fits own criteria for elimination.

>>34468445
Sure, I like to get my dick sucked and "tap that ass" but it's just not worth having to put up with them the rest of the time.

>>34470319
>going on a homicidal rampage therefore sacrificing your future because of a hatred is a logical opinion
learn 2 rhetoric please

>>34468752
Kids doesn't mean no funs. It means fun acquisition is slower, and you should probably keep your fun find out of wife's viewing, but it's not a no-fun situation.

Sauce: married almost 20 years, two kids, still have shit like an X-Five and a Coat Pyfon.

>>34470328
then i would have already hanged myself you degenerate
that's the logical conclusion to your statement
do you even conjecture you moron

>>34470291
Giving centerfire to first timers if you are unwilling to enforce even basic "proper stance" it's not a good idea.

Also basic safety isn't rocket science, if 10 year olds can get it so can a woman.

>>34470348
>weak willed faggot claims not weak willed. Internet accepts as fact. More at 11

>>34470223
>How consistent of a lock up does the AUG system maintain? Can it keep a 1moa 5-round group with customized handloads?
Huh? You're confusing POI shift, which on the AUG would be < .5 MOA in my experience, with overall precision. I think 1 MOA groups are quite achievable with the AUG for a decent shooter.

>>34470374
do you even know what conjecture is you illiterate moron?

>>34469021
>Fiancé died
FUCK dude, I didn't want this to be a feels thread.

>>34470314
So you don't hear the word of Jesus Christ? Or any other prominent virgin in history? Also, is your opinion universal among he users of /k/? I find that hard to believe it

>>34468570
26 here.

The gun budget is good though.

>>34470363
you think a 10 year old can remember 4 things on the first range trip when they're excited about shooting their first gun? You dumb

It's not like I had my foot behind her trying to get her to fall on her fine ass, there's a reason I was so close watching her and not the target ready to catch her and the gun.

I learned how to shoot on a fucking Mosin. It's on to be lonely and jealous homie. We've all been there.

>>34468658
Are you Dianne Feinstein? You sound a lot like her.

>>34469633

>Been together 7 years.
>Married 1.5
>Married a loyal gun-loving Latina with a very modest conservative upbringing.
>Supported my decision to enlist
>Enthusiastic about moving around and seeing the world.
>Go to first base.
> She tries to socialize with other spouses
>"So ya gonna open up your marriage when he deploys?"
>"How much of his shit are you gonna get when you bail?"
>"What do you mean you've only been with him? You some kind of fucking prude bitch?"
>"Get a load of this girl, she thinks her man's too good to enjoy life. Fucking ice queen bitch."

My wife came home sobbing from her first (and only) key spouse meeting declaring she's never getting near another military wife ever again.

In the same vein, I don't speak to many co-workers outside of the bare minimum necessary because they casually called my wife a slut and asked to take turns with her.

We're a boring Leave it to Beaver -tier couple, but enlist in the military and suddenly my wife is secretly a turboslut because "everyone else is doing it so she must be doing it too."
>"So

>>34470395
>historic figure no one knows if he existed or not which was Voluntarily celibate is the same thing as pathetic fags who don't want to approach women cause of muh feefees

>>34470411
Uh huh. Well, whatever dude. Just like I said earlier, there is a point where the effort is no longer worth the reward and this line of thought has already past that point. Enjoy life man

>>34470379
Do you? See your conjecture relies on us accepting that you are not in fact a weak willed faggot and would kill yourself.

If you are weak willed and worthy of elimination you would be unable to do so. Your continued existence proves nothing except that you might be a weak willed faggot.

learn to logic faggot.

I never got the hate towards virgins so much. I've had a couple gfs and whatever but I don't hate them. Is it because of the whole right wing idea that we need more kids? It's kind of stupid that a political system needs hypothetical children to succeed instead of being good enough to sway the existing population

>>34470407
what base/branch? im not saying it didnt happen because a lot of mil wives are bitches and whore it up, but most have a holier than thou attitude about it and act like they would never cheat on their spouse, again anyways.

>>34470446
>not knowing what conjecture means confirmed
pathetic
read sometimes moron

This shit belongs on /soc/
Fuck off

>>34470456

Air Force. Tyndall.

>>34470376
I don't care if my zero moves after a barrel swap. That would be expected.

Coming from a world where nearly every barrel is torqued into and held in place by a nut, I'm more confused how AUGs barrel lockup mechanism is rigid enough to support consistent chambering between individual cartridges. Frankly, I'm surprised it maintains consistent headspace between barrel replacements.

Shit is just too space age for my brain.

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>>34470451
>404 correlation not found

>>34470466
Yeah, let's just move a 280 reply thread

>5'6
>skeleton
>khv
I've already got three friends and my guns, why would I need a gf?

>>34470477
Well, where does hate for virgins come from

>>34470451
You are implying that without being right wing the population will remain in it's natural way of existing
something that is completely untrue
Every political ideology sways the "natural way of existing"
thus we can conclude that there is no "natural way"
it's just the thing that's politically accepted at the current moment
Also you don't have the highest level of understanding of political ideologies so it'd be pointless to argue about whether only right wing needs more people as you stated

>>34470400
>you think a 10 year old can remember 4 things on the first range trip when they're excited about shooting their first gun?
I don't "think" this, I know this from teaching my step-brother. With proper mental preparation kid can learn those rules and so can adult.

Literally all you had to do was say to her "don't lean back, because you may fall".

>I learned how to shoot on a fucking Mosin
you are big guy so it doesn't count

>It's on to be lonely and jealous homie. We've all been there.
Yes I am very jealous you couldn't teach your gf to shoot properly.

>>34470467
weird man, im airforce too but over in fairchild. im pretty sure weve got a coupme swingers in my squadron and i know whos cheating/getting cheated on but ive never heard of someone straight up insulting someones wife or asking to get with them. im sorry your squadron is shit just know its not like that everywhere, except key spouses i hate all of them.

>>34470478
The mods need to delete it, and yes sure lets move all 115 of you faggots to /soc/

Now fuck off

>>34468466
Literally no one in this fucking board gets sarcasm, Jesus fucking Christ.

>>34470494

Yeah and it doesn't help when I'm on /k/ and the fact I'm married mil comes up in a thread for whatever reason and suddenly no one is discussing the gun pic I posted and instead going "How much nigger cock does she suck, faggot? Kill yourself for existing."

>>34470407
>>"So ya gonna open up your marriage when he deploys?"
>>"How much of his shit are you gonna get when you bail?"
>>"What do you mean you've only been with him? You some kind of fucking prude bitch?"
>>"Get a load of this girl, she thinks her man's too good to enjoy life. Fucking ice queen bitch."
Yep, became friends with a military spouse in college. She ended telling me about all dudes and chicks she fucked around with when her husband was deployed because she was bored.

Husband knows and just runs back to her begging. Admits she slept with a spic days before getting back with her husband and she was pregnant a month later. But thats not the spics kid and she is a good mormon girl.

although she is pretty hot which is contrasted because husband is kind of ugly and scrawny

fucking airforce.

some other girl in the same group of friends also she admitted she was fucking around on her boyfriend/baby daddy.

makes me sick.

>>34470490
Well I guess every politicia ideology requires people, not just right wing. I said them though because they do advocate for families and what not. I guess, why hate them if thy are such a minority? Obviously people are breeding and will continue to do so

>>34470315
She was very interested in joining me at the range as well. Sexy, cute, smart, good cook, good in bed. But also controlling and doesn't want kids. I'm sad I fucked it up, but it's better in the long run.

>>34470493
>you are big guy so it doesn't count
>150 lbs
>big

Pick one

>Literally all you had to do was say to her "don't lean back, because you may fall".

Did that, but she still leans back because it's an 11 lb rifle. So no, that's not "literally" it.

>Yes I am very jealous you couldn't teach your gf to shoot properly.

It's fairly apparent homie

>>34468675
Commissioning is over rated. You also get to do zero fun things as an officer. Also, commissioning in the reserves is the worst because you do a fuck ton of extra work for free. Just stay enlisted. It's better.

I'm not able to hold a good conversation outside of stuff I'm interested. Films, games, scifi, physics etc. Plus I don't particularly go out much beyond cinema because neither me or my friend drink and why spend money crossing towns when we can just talk online?

Anyway I'm heading to university this year after failing to make friends in Secondary School/ Sixth form so I'm going to make and effort to get to know people while everyone is new.

>>34470521
the interesting thing is capitalistic societies are the ones that literally have not ever existed properly with a stagnant population
This is literally the first time this is happening in countries like japan germany and so on
It's also very interesting how suddenly despite the ~15 some odd north african wars that happened in the 90's and 00's only now we're experiencing a giant flow of migrants
gets the ol neurons firing

>>34470512
im single so i dont have to deal woth it but i can see it being a pain. its not like its a secret that it happens and a lot of people here have been burned or seen shit happen and are salty. doesnt mean theres not a bunch of 14 year olds that thing theyre badass.
whats your job if you dont mind me asking, im sf so this shit doesnt surprise me but a lot of jobs seem more i dont know, family oriented and less scumbag like

>>34470533
>>150 lbs
either you have semi-hollow bones or your gf was certified midget

>11 lbs rilfe
>for first timer
>for woman
>standing
this is even worse than I tought

>fairly apparent
how?

>>34468752
Maybe youre just a big child in a grown man's body?

>>34470495
No u

>>34470540
Can confirm.
Officer = pay, ego stroking, desk bitch work, same shit wherever you go
Enlisted = really shitty for a few years then opens up a lot of opportunities

>>34470345
>>34470594
I'm not that guy, just was translating for other

Does viewing my guns as girlfriends count?

>>34470592
Must be hollow bones, I'm 6'2" and she was 5'8" I think.

>this is even worse than I tought
We all shoot the rifle and complete 10/10 qt says "oh my god let me try, that one looks fun!"

You going to say "Fuck no scrub!" or "lol alright, but it kicks so I'm going to go up there with you"

I think you say the latter.

>>34470533
how tall are you?
also mirin that blonde hair cut fag

>>34470288
We're only 19, friend. Plus she's headed to collage and I'm trying to run my own business

>>34470636
hollow bones is a total meme
t. bio student
also post shirtless pic
always fun laughing at skellies

MOOOOOOODS

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>>34468445
>you have a gf right?
Nope.
>how's that working out for you?
Bretty gud tbqh fram

>>34470640
knowing most women are total degenerates er on the side of cation and dump her

>>34470640

if she's going to college she's going to have a mile of dick run through her before she's finished

>>34470636
I would say "ok, but only if you can handle".

If she can't handle, tough luck, these are not some fucking toys.

>>34470661
CUUUUUUUUUCK

>>34470667
>that image
>fuckyouIwontdowhatyoutellme.jpg

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>>34468654
>Literally impossible to ask 5 girls out and to not have one of them say yes.
You really don't know shit do you

>>34470730
have you tried?
and by trying i don't mean being a retarded sperg asking a grill whether she's working out at the gym
Have you ever approached 5 chicks at a bar?

>>34470759
>at a bar
No, I'm not really a gonorrhea kind of guy

>>34470759
Let it go, normie.

>>34470689
And how would you or she know "if [she] can handle it" if you don't let her try? You mean to tell me you would let someone enthusiastic about shooting guns try one on their first trip to the range if you watched them closely and knew nothing bad could happen because you put one fucking round in the mag and you're right there ready?! You absolute swine!

Give it a rest, nothing bad could have happened, we weren't swinging them around treating them like toys. Just because you're lonely doesn't mean others can't have fun with women and share their hobbies with them.

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>>34468654
Not Wrong

>>34468735
Are you a fucking judge? How about a medical doctor? No? Then you have no business deciding who should be allowed to keep and bear arms. If you can't figure out why, maybe you should consider taking up another hobby.

>>34470809
>>34470795
so you accept the fact that it's because you don't try then?

>>34470913
go jump off a bridge and try to fly

>>34470913
>not trying to pick up bar sluts means not trying at all
Okay lol

>>34468445
>how's that working out for you?

Not bad. Just had our 27th anniversary last month. Three grown kids, all employed and healthy.

How about you, OP? Tell us about your significant other.

>>34470934
>every girl that goes to a bar is a complete slut
>because of that fact i will never talk to women

>>34470928
>90% of people that have shittier wings than me can fly
>I won't try because i might suffer a slight graze on my knee

>>34471009
You're assuming a lot, normie. Just let it go.

>>34471026
k
let's assume that you are bottom of the barrel obese disgusting and retarded
instead of working toward your ideal self by working out/using skin care products/practicing talking to people you stew in your house and feel sorry for yourself
that's why i can't stand talking to you faggots
you accept your shit situation and don't work to improve it
and then you tell people who worked to achieve their ideal self normie fags that were just gifted with good genes
neck yourself

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>>34468445
Yeah, I have 2 kids and I am in my late 30's now. Ain't nobody got time for a gf anymore. If I DO want another one, she isn't going to be from the states, that for god damn sure.

pic sort of related. That is the last broad I was talking to.. Don't worry, she is old enough to be most of you guys' mother. She is in her early 40's and has kids in college.

>>34471051
how'd you manage to have kids and divorce so quickly
your marriage must have been a shitshow

>>34470819
>And how would you or she know "if [she] can handle it" if you don't let her try?
can't hold gun without leaning back=can't handle gun at all

>You mean...
Yes I wouldn't. I have my rules and I'm not going to compromise them.
Not for family, not for friends and especially not for pussy.

>nothing bad could have happened
yes, but it is a matter of principle

>you're lonely
why do you think this is the case

>>34471051
Sure, if she got knocked up when she was ~10.

>>34471058
Who the fuck ever said I was married? I might be dumb for having kids, but I sure as hell wasn't stupid enough to get married.

>>34471085
She is 42.. Her daughter is 21, her son is 19. Do the math.

>>34471049
I don't feel sorry, that's just the way it is.
And it's not like some people aren't gifted.

>>34471119
>i don't feel sorry i just go on anonymous image boards telling people how bad my situation is
and
>because some people are gifted i shouldn't work towards my own self betterment
Ask yourself what's better
to be born good
or to work towards changing yourself to become good
if you aren't a faggot you will realize how pathetic you sound

>>34471114
>i'm not that stupid
>i just had 2 children out of wedlock so they can learn from my degenerate behavior and become literal retards

>>34471114
More commenting that I'm 30.

>>34471156
Better is better
It doesn't matter how you get there

>>34471211
one took work
other was handed to him
one respects work
other is a retard
you are worse than both
apathetic cunts should be gassed