Hello, /k/. I am a cat. What gun should I get my human so he

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Emerson banana for close encouters

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We need more info. How big is the dog? If it's some faggot football the same size as you you can put it down with a .22 lr or wmr. If it's a malamute or something you might need to move up to a .243 or something around there.
What distances do you expect to be engaging at? Do you have multiple targets? Is noise a concern? Will you be shooting at night? Is the goal for a one and done clean kill, or is a double tap acceptable?
Cat's are supposed to be smart animals, come on now.

Get your neighbor dog's human a suppressed full auto SBR

>>34468656
The .22lr will bounce around the dog's head and turn the brain into mush

>>34469849
love this meme

>>34468351
just call ATF on your neigbor and they kill the dog for you

>>34468351
Fuck off ya nut sack lickin, milk drinkin, owner scratchin, garden ruinin, hairball coughin, laser chasin, carpet peein, glass cup breakin, butter knife wieldin cunt.

>>34469995
NOOO, YOU!!!

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>>34468351
it can go through a dog house if it takes cover.

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ATF please go.
cat's cant type.

>>34468351
antifreeze and food

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>>34468351
>What gun should I get my human so he can kill the neighborhood dog?
Mauser.

>>34472838
you mean for killing small rodents that generally inhabit people's houses and act like pests right?

>>34472838
>not meowser

Dropped the ball

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>>34468351
Ak.