Alright /k/, I know we've already talked about concealed

I use a sporterized mosin as my shower gun
>dont care if it gets wet because already rusty an plastic stock won't rot like wood would

AR-15. To help prevent rust, switch out your plumbing system so it runs on Rem Oil.

i use a vacuum sealed feg ap9

SpyderCo ARK.
I was considering a Ruger SP101 but decided a knife was probably enough. Might upgrade in the future.

>>34461604
I constantly edge myself on the off chance that someone attacks me in the shower or when I am otherwise unprepared. That way I can quickly blind them by shooting my jizz in their eyes before knocking them unconscious on the sink and then using a couple rolls of saran wrap to secure them for later use.

>>34461604
I see this girl all over /k/, who is she?

>>34462288
*he

>>34462288

Russian cosplayer. Her Insta is "acidjazzsinger" or "acidjazzedsinger" I can't remember off the top of my head.

>>34462629

Stale meme.

>>34462288
Asuka Langley Sohryu. Not to be confused with Asuka Shikinami Langley.

File: tumblr_or6oz8e4JO1ui7e5ho1_500.jpg (38KB, 480x720px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 480x720px

>>34461604
Something that allows you to grip it while wet, something that is light enough to hang on the wall of your shower, as you ain't going to be wearing a holster. Something that deals with a high humidity environment really well. something that drains water quickly.

File: PgU89dZ.jpg (68KB, 643x960px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 643x960px

>>34462288
Alexandra Gaier, russian cosplayer

>>34461604
>Not having a hard chromed all weather sawn off 45-70 guide gun with a ceramic knife taped to the end as a shower gun. Why live?

File: p-302-pug.jpg (39KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 600x600px

Fits nicely in my shower trunks

>inb4 "wtf shower trunks"
As if I'm actually going to shower naked.

File: qt3.14.jpg (29KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 480x480px

>>34462733
she's super pretty. I think I might be in love.

>>34466069
...but how do you clean your genitals?

>>34466697
not who posted that.
Theoretically you could kind of use your underwear as the wash cloth with soap and running water. I think they would eventually stretch out of shape unless you lived in a really hot climate where they could dry out afterwards.

File: HoloUnsure.png (3KB, 297x300px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 297x300px

>>34461604
>>34465095
>>34466098

What gets me about these russian cosplay girls is that I always think they're like 15, but it always turns out that they're like 23.

Maybe it's the proximity to asia.

>>34467070
starvation keeps you young