Remember the thread I made with this little shit (named Bubblegum) last week? I asked how I can turn her into a fierce fighting machine.
Well I live in a garden apartment in Chicongo. Last night while watching tv, she got off me and looked at the door leading to a courtyard and began to growl. Then, after a couple seconds the locked doorknob started jiggling quickly. She barked like mad.
I grabbed my pistol and had it aimed at the door, waiting for the break in. Bubblegum stopped barking and I slowly made my way to the door, went outside and swept the coutyard. Saw nothing except for the open gate which leads to the alleyway.
Thanks bubblegum, who even though has a small bark, was enough to cause alarm to what I think was home invaders.
Also, thank god im moving to a 3rd floor apartment next month.
Good doggo
>>34456321
Good puppy.
Yeah and i was on the moon last week and its made.of cheese yum yum :)
Also my father works at nintendo
>>34456425
>finding impossible that someone almost got BLACKED in Chicago
>>34456321
Based pupper
Goodest girl. Gib her a treat for us anon. Also nice garand
that fucking face is too much
Small dogs are often derided, but if there is one thing they do well is keep watch, and raise the alarm
>>34456708
It wants to fight Japs
good doggo
now start calling her bubblegun
>>34456736
>mfw there's a jap near
Can small dogs ever be /k/ approved?
>>34457937
Yea they definitely can imo.. We have two small dogs and one stays outside in the backyard and the other stays inside the house. I feel a bit better that i have roaming alarms around my house to give me a heads up to intruders and so i can arm myself.
>>34456830
if that duded was in my house coming at me, i would hesitate just to stare at his righteous muttonchops
>>34456830
>the assassination of abraham lincoln.jpg
This is why dogs are super useful in tactical situations. Not so much chasing/tackling/biting people, but they can sense what humans can't. 20x the hearing, 200x the smell.
>>34457937
Shelties are /k/ approved
>>34456396
Better have bought that pupper some premo treats yo
Good pup.
Better than my girlfriends edgelord cat.
This little faggot is always threatening me and doing cringy shit like licking the knifes blade
Like I'm going to be afraid of some fat slob that lays around all day
>>34460507
>>34457937
Loud, jumpy, and universally batshit insane, with more bark than bite?
Yeah, they're the embodiment of the average /k/ommando in a dog mindset.
>>34456321
Give that pupper a nugger! Good Bubblegum!
>>34456321
I remember that thread. Good job, bubblegum.
Give that bitch a cat. Bitches love cats.
>>34456425
We literally all saw the thread
>>34456321
>That M1 Garand
Get off my lawn/10
also good pupper. fuck the ghetto man, I hope you find a better place soon.
>>34456321
Hi there, that's lovely but this is counter to conventional dog security training. You don't want your animal to bark because then it signals the burglar that there is a dog in the residence, and when there ISN't a dog the residence.
>>34456425
>not believing one of the worst breeds of dogs, known for being worthless at anything but being mad and barking, got mad and barked
Dammit Bubblegum, you have redeemed yourself and your breed on this day
>>34456321
>bubblegum 1, niggers 0
>>34466364
How else should a dog warn you and how the fuck can you train such sophisticated behaviour?