The purge sirens are just starting and the TV across the room has pic related on it.
You spent all year preparing for this, but the last thing you remember is going to bed last night and now you are in a strange room in an unknown city wearing only a blue jumpsuit and boots.
The only things with you in the room are the TV, a single bed, table with one chair and a large wooden box. You hear voices outside the room, it's people going door to door looking for people to purge, in the box is what you get from; http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Special:Random to use for the next 12 hours.
Well /k/, how fucked are you?
I got http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/George_Chakiris
Not sure how fucked I am, at least I have a sten?
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Liane_Balaban
REMOVE
NIGGER
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/2.8_cm_sPzB_41
Seems I got a 30 rpm anti-tank gun.
I think I'm fine.
Guess I'm fucked.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Smith_%26_Wesson_52
Probably just ambush/kill whoever is going door to door then chill for the rest of the night barricaded in the room.
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Boris_Blinov
PPSh-41, I'm gonna turn those fuckers into chunky salsa.
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Back_to_Bataan
Welp, Cotton Hill is my spirit animal as I kill fitty men. They were Tojos!
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Superman_IV:_The_Quest_for_Peace
MA Deuce and some "other" stuff
everyone behind non earth cover is fucked. Also my hearing
>>34450358
Purge is retarded concept
>>34450663
giving your opinion on the internet about what you do and don't like is a retarded concept
MOTHERFUCKING JACKPOT
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Jim_Brown
>Grease gun
>MA FUCKIN DEUCE
>Stirling
>Flamethrower
>MAC-10
And grenades for that extra special "fuck you and anyone next to you"
I'll be fine, senpai
Im rockin quake 3 arsenal
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Urban_Terror
Beretta 92 and a mossberg 500.
I think I'll be ok.
Breddy gud
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Gotham_-_Season_3
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Vladimir_Ilyin
I did some research into it and I guess this guy's Makarov has some kind of power over its user? Guess I'm going in with cursed slavshit.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Martin_Balsam
>MG42
>coach gun
>variety of pistols and revolvers
I'll do just fine
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Lamont_Thompson
any purge armor comes my way and I have a decent chance.
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/David_Lander
Bofors 40mm AA cannon. It'll certainly be entertaining.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Operation_Amsterdam
>Luger
>M1895
>MP38
>M.07/12
I may not be the best equipped, but goddamn if I'm not the most stylish.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/City_by_the_Sea
Semi pistols in 9mm and .45, revolvers, a scoped rifle and a shotgun... as long as I can pick my battles, I'm good.
>>34450358
USP .45
MP15
The fuck, thats my bug out bag.
The world works in strange ways
1903 Springfield sported, fuck me.
I think I just hit the opposite of a jackpot.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Vitaliy_Ilin
>>34450358
I think I'll do ok: http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Brad_Savage
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Ricco
Looks like I get a fuckload of handguns and a rifle. Should tide me over decently.
>>34450358
>http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/M16_rifle_series
I win because I have all the guns
>>34450967
Well played, anon. Well played.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Oerlikon_20mm_Cannon
Well, all I have to do is fire the thing once or twice and they'll know not to fuck with me.
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Mikael_Persbrandt
Not too bad.
>Heckler & Koch USP
>Beretta 92FS
>Glock 17
>M4A1 Carbine
>Bofors Ak 5C
>M67 hand grenade
>>34450967
>Basically me
>>34450358
I am the LAW.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/LAW_(disambiguation)
>>34450358
Bring it, motherfuckers.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Fulltime_Killer
> 1 Handguns
> 1.1 Glock 17
> 1.2 Beretta 92FS
> 1.3 Browning Hi-Power
> 1.4 Walther P99
> 1.5 Smith & Wesson Model 60
> 1.6 Colt Python
> 1.7 Smith & Wesson 686
> 2 Shotguns
> 2.1 Remington 870
> 2.2 Franchi SPAS-12
> 3 Submachine guns
> 3.1 Uzi
> 3.2 Heckler & Koch MP5A3
> 3.3 Heckler & Koch MP5K
> 4 Rifles
> 4.1 Colt Model 727
> 4.2 M16A2
> 4.3 Heckler & Koch G3
> 4.4 Custom AR-15
> 4.5 Barrett M82
>http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Sang-woo_Kwone
I genuinely like my chances.
>PPSH-43
>Maxim MG
>Nugget
>Garand
Actual firepower together with some slav autism.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Al_Sapienza
A bunch of fucking Glocks? Christ I am fucked.
>>34450358
I think I'm good, assuming they're loyal.
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/24:_Live_Another_Day
Sweet baby Jesus.
I think I could just heap it all up against the door and it'd provide a pretty effective barricade.
>The Insider
>AKS
>M16A1
>IMI Galil ARM (5.56mm)
>Browning M2
>Dan Wesson VH-15
>Browning Buckmark 5.5 Target
>Walther Target Pistol
Pretty good loadout all things considered, I might just take a crack at one of those "Class 10 Government Officials" the TV seems so concerned about.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/This_Is_the_End
>Blank revolver
>A shitty sawed off shotgun
Well, I'm fucked
WELL WELL WELL WELL.
>Nagant revolver and tokarev
>PPSH (heck of a shotgun) and an MP40
>Nugget and K98
>motherfucking hand grenades
Come at me.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Non_Guns
Shit.
>>34450358
Looks like I'll be enjoying the purge this year
>>34450358
Sten mk5
Not bad but not great
SEIG HEIL
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Core,_The
>Glock 17
>Unknown shotgun
>M16
>Ma duce
Assuming i have enough ammo I should be fine.
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Let%27s_Not_Get_Angry_(Ne_nous_f%C3%A2chons_pas)
I got this
>Charleville musket
For the king and country!
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Stanislav_Melnik
I put on a Red Army uniform, find a good position to set up, and unleash hell.
I'm good
>>34451899
Please don't tell me that was the actual gun in the game. I would appreciate the dedication to continuity, but would hate for that game to be ruined for me by having a semi-auto S&W.
Ma Deuce, M240, and a Martini-Henry. I think I'm set.
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Pavel_Ivanov
I get a 54R Maxim and a TT-33. Too bad I didn't get to stock up on sandbags, but I'll do without (assuming I have enough ammo).
I'd say I'm pretty friccin safe
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Blue_Arrow_(Golubaya_strela)
>>34451980
>you will never remove criminal with repurposed WWII surplus and early post war Soviet firearms
Why live
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Barrett_Firearms_Manufacturing
I think i'll be fine.
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Aleksandr_Plaksin
Time to remove fascist, tovarisch.
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Amongst_Vultures#.22The_Silver_Gun.22
The Double barrel, silver gun, and revolvers are really all I got, kinda fucked if is don't plan my battles well, maybe just hunker down and defend.
>>34450358
>I have access to a P90, Glock 17, Type 89, Phalanx system, Vulcan cannon, M67 Grenade
This is gonna be fun
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/John_Ryan
I think I'll be fine.
>>34451227
Just throw them at your foes for concussive barrage
REMOVE ZULU
>>34451317
How are you liking the gas revolver anon? Was thinking about getting one myself
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/John_Wayne
Come at me pilgrims.
>>34450675
>counter strike in quake 3
Now I'm curious.
>>34450358
I think im fine
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto:_San_Andreas
Grove st. nigga!
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Chicago_Code,_The
I'm pretty sorted, moderate pile of pistols, dual MP5s, 11" M16 and a bit of 7.62 real fuckin NATO in case I want to reach out (and waste ammo) to someone further away. I guess some grenades would have been nice in case shit got real desperate, but 3 giggle switches should get me through most people.
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Malone_(1987)
neat
>http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Teryl_Rothery
Like playing Cawaduty
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Pyotr_Fyodorov
Nugget, PPSH, Luger, Tokarev, 1911, an AK (made into a space gun?), and grenades. I'm set
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/NO.6
>Skorpion
>SCAR-L
>Desert Eagle
>Stick Grenades
should be enough to see me through the night
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Wendell_Kinney
I think I'm gonna be ok
>>34450663
Population control wise, it works.
>>34450358
Dude, this guy is fucking strapped:http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/With_Clean_Hands_(Cu_mainile_curate)
I think I'll be okay for one night.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/George_Eastman
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Vernon_Wells
>Micro Uzi
>12 Gauge Double Barrel
>M60
>AKM
>Glove gun
I think I'm gonna be fine
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Trevor_Morgan
Fuck
>single white female
>Walther PP
God fucking dammit
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Single_White_Female
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/MG17_machine_gun
Come at me bro
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Wz._35_anti-tank_rifle
Someone's getting blasted into pieces, and I get EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE as a free bonus.
>>34450358
I'm gonna be more worried about which one I'll use:
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Captain_Phillips
>Mfw could just chill out in the room with DShK and waste people
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/White_Reindeer_(Valkoinen_peura),_The
>Finnish Mosin
I'll be fine provided they aren't armed with guns more suitable for indoors combat
I get an air gun and a beretta. Oh boy
>>34454296
Wait fuck no
>>34450358
>http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Caterina_Scorsone
tfw most boring possible gun
>>34451899
Get an adblock, holy shit
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Pasha_(Le_Pacha)
What the FUCK. That's a lot of guns
>>34450358
cool, haven't played in a while, usually wind up with something like "Steel Magnolias"
rollin'
okey dokey, let the purge begin
Call of Duty - 2003
1 Handguns
1.1 Colt M1911
1.2 Luger P08
2 Submachine Guns
2.1 MP40
2.2 PPSh-41
2.3 Sten Mk II
2.4 Thompson M1A1
3 Rifles
3.1 FG 42
3.2 Mauser Karabiner 98k
3.3 Lee-Enfield No.4 Mk.I
3.4 M1A1 Carbine
3.5 M1 Garand
3.6 Mosin Nagant M91/30 Rifle
3.7 PTRS-41
3.8 Sturmgewehr 44
4 Sniper Rifles
4.1 Mauser Karabiner 98k Sniper
4.2 Mosin Nagant M91/30 Sniper
4.3 Springfield M1903A4 Sniper
5 Machine Guns
5.1 Bren Mk2
5.2 Browning Automatic Rifle
5.3 MG42
6 Grenades & Explosives
6.1 Dynamite
6.2 Mk 2 Hand Grenade
6.3 Mills Bomb
6.4 Model 24 Stielhandgranate
6.5 RGD-33 Stick Grenade
7 Launchers
7.1 Panzerfaust
8 Others
8.1 FlaK 18
8.2 Flakvierling 38
8.3 8-cm Granatwerfer 34 (GrW 34)
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Richard_Machowicz
we're all gonna make it, boys
>>34454429
sad frog for Mack.
Would have loved to see a show with him and Hickock:
Hick and Dick
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Shock_(Le_Choc)
Of note, Colt Python, M1911, Hi-Power, Remington 870, and a SIG 543.
I could make it as long as I had a reload for each gun. There are some other handguns as well.
The Winchester Model 70 would be useful for if I needed to do any long range shooting.
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Bioshock_Infinite
I think I'll manage.
>>34450358
An M9 a USP(doesn't specify caliber) and a micro uzi. Not bad.
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Jack_Stauffer
I hope I've got a lot of ammo with that H&K P9S...
Fuck that. I rolled again and I like my second roll much better.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Spriggan
Well I might be ok
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Sabotage_(2014)
Contents [hide]
1 Pistols
1.1 Glock 22
1.2 CZ 75B
1.3 Colt M1911A1
1.4 Kimber Custom TLE II
1.5 Beretta 92FS Inox
1.6 Walther PPK (Engraved)
1.7 SIG-Sauer P226
1.8 Flintlock Pistol
2 Revolvers
2.1 Smith & Wesson Model 19 Snub Nose
2.2 Smith & Wesson Model 629 V-Comp
3 Submachine Guns
3.1 Heckler & Koch MP5A3
3.2 Heckler & Koch MP5K-PDW
4 Rifles
4.1 Noveske Rifleworks N4 CQB
4.2 M4A1 Carbine
4.3 FN SCAR-H
4.4 AKM
4.5 AKMSU
4.6 Norinco Type 56
4.7 Carcano M91/24
5 Shotguns
5.1 Benelli M4 NFA
5.2 Remington 870 (Magpul MOE handguard)
6 Machine Guns
6.1 FN M240B
7 Sniper Rifles
7.1 Reminton M700
7.2 Blaser R93 Sniper Rifle
7.3 AR-15 Style Marksman Rifle
8 Other
8.1 Squad Room
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Jason_Bourne_(2016)
1 Pistols
1.1 SIG-Sauer P226R
1.2 SIG-Sauer P225
1.3 SIG-Sauer P228
1.4 Glock 17
1.5 Glock 19
1.6 Heckler & Koch USP
1.7 Walther PPK
2 Rifles/Carbines
2.1 FN SCAR-L CQC
2.2 M16A2
2.3 M4A1
2.4 Keppeler & Fritz KS II Mockup Prop
3 Shotguns
3.1 Remington 870
3.2 12 Gauge Double Barreled Shotgun
4 Launchers
4.1 Brügger & Thomet GL-06
And the PPK is suppressed so I might even keep my hearing if I lay low.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Norinco_Type_67
So long as the gun doesn't jam or otherwise give me issues then I'm good. Just need to kill those with Mosin's for ammo resupply.
>>34450358
>Giancarlo Esposito
>Heckler & Koch MP5KA4
>1911
>Glock 17
>2x Glock 19
>DE Mark XIX
>DE Mark I
>2x Beretta 92FS
>Colt M4
I'll probably make it.
>>34450358
I feel like I might be ok.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Krepkiy_oreshek
1 Handguns
1.1 Tokarev TT-33
1.2 Luger P08
2 Submachine guns
2.1 MP40
2.2 PPSh-41
3 Rifles
3.1 Karabiner 98k
3.2 Mosin Nagant M91/30
4 Machine Guns
4.1 MG34
5 Other weapon
5.1 Leuchtpistole
6 Trivia
6.1 Soviet 37-mm M1939 (61-K)
6.2 122 mm M1931/37 (A-19)
6.3 Also
Thopuigh this movie sounds weird...
>A young lieutenant (Vitali Solomin) who wants to be a cavalryman is assigned to air defense
>When the barrage balloon is torn off, he finds himself with his subordinate, who is in love with him, on an adventurous journey into the enemy rear.
>>34450358
>http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Chris_Hendrie
>S&W Model 10
I'm fucked boiz
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Rustam_Turayev
BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVT
>>34450358
>http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/New_Kids_Turbo
1 Handguns
1.1 Walther P5
1.2 Unidentified M1911A1 variant
1.3 Luger P08
2 Rifles
2.1 M1 carbine
2.2 Remington M700PSS/700P
2.3 Karabiner 98k
3 Submachine Guns
3.1 Beretta Model 38A
3.2 MP28/II
3.3 MP40
3.4 M1A1 Thompson
4 Machine Guns
4.1 Bren Mk2
4.2 MG42
4.3 MG15
5 Miscellaneous
5.1 Pump action shotgun
I'm Gucci
WOLVERINES
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Charlie_Sheen
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Pavel_Ivanov
remove capitalist
remove trotskyite
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/(James_Bond_007)_-_Golden_Gun
I can live with this.
I guess i'll just use it to shoot myself
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Antoni_Kr%C3%B3likowski
>PPSH
>Mauser
>Three grenades
I think I'll do okay.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/G.I._Joe:_The_Rise_of_Cobra
>Ma Deuce
>Minigun
>Fucking power armor
I'm good senpai
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Strike_Back_-_Season_5
Needless to say, I'm prepared. As long as I have enough ammo, I'm good to outfit a fucking small militia
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Anatoli_Papanov
>Obrez
>Nagant Revolver
>Ancient beretta subcompact
>Percussion cap weapons I can use as clubs
CHEEKI
BREEKI
>>34450358
Boys, iiiiiii'm in trouble.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GG
>>34453056
This. Niggers would be extinct in North America within five years/purges.
>>34450358
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Winchester_Model_1895
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Vyacheslav_Khodchenko
Sweet! I get to go down fighting with a Lever-Nugget.
>>34450358
>having a tv
Immersion broken
>>34452665
>All 9mm handguns.
Yeah, you'll be fine. It's totally unlikely you'll be up against someone with a rifle or shotgun during the Purge.
>>34450358
>Colt detective special
>FN model 1910 .380acp
I am ready.