/k/ dreams thread? >have dream last night I'm at the

I was out somewhere stalking or something, I had my AR with me I think, and I came up on this little red shed, about 10x10' and I could see a little light in it. I slowly opened the door and there was another stalker in there. Had long black emo hair and was wearing an OD green jacket, and I believe he had an SKS. We pointed our guns at each other for a second and then we noticed that we were both wearing stalker patches and so I sat down in front of a little fire he had going (the floor was dirt). We talked for a while and ate. Then the scene changes and I'm in Walmart at night wearing lego star wars pajamas and buying golden oreos. Then I'm back home, wearing only my black skinny jeans, and I walk into my room and a girl I Skype with sometimes is just casually sitting there playing on her phone. She looks up at me and says 'Oh hey, where have you been?' and I just kind of said 'Getting oreos' and sat down on my bed trying to figure out what was going on. Then I woke up.

>>34444838
You want to be stalker but also have comfy home with girl and white Oreos
Find gun girl who likes golden Oreos anon

Had this one when I was going through a very angry time in my life
>Sitting on a plane just after take off, heading home from some business trip
>Super annoyed, almost completely out of patience with everything... something about dealing with the airport
>Really really just want to get home and be done with traveling
>ALLAH AKBAR, WE ARE TAKING OVER YOUR PLANE
>Three muzzies with AKs rise up front, middle and back of plane
>Patience runs out, rage completely boils over, probably started glowing
>YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
>Muzzie in the middle of the plane is a row ahead of me, move and spartian kick him straight in the lower back. He wails and goes down, starts making gurling noises and is obviously paralyzed.
>Other two muzzies are in shock, they did not plan for this.
>I somehow become even more angry. Something about how easy the guy went down and his awkward disgusting flailing around on the floor makes me furious.
>Pick up paralyzed guy's AK, put the muzzie in the back of the plane down with a burst.
>Muzzie in the front of the plane starts shooting at me, hide behind some SJW looking fucker that gets ventilated
>Single shot the other muzzie through the forehead
>Next breath: Yelling at a stewardess that there is NO FUCKING WAY they are diverting the plane or landing early. I just saved everybody that mattered and I want to go home.

>>34445043
So what you're saying is you stopped a hijacking and then hijacked the plane back onto it's flight course

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>>34444818
>/k/ dreams thread?
being dominated by female orcs

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>>34445107
wow there is something in green muscular bitches that's working for me. i always wanted some she-hulk porn but they were a disappointment always.
>being dominated by female orcs
low test you should strive to dominate them and make them addicted to your cock.

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>>34445145
do you really think you could beat an orc?

I keep fucking dreaming about zombies.

My dream last night started with waking up and checking my phone, but there was no connection but then an emergency broadcast that begin showing the"affected"area and it was growing fast. I noticed it was going to hit here in a few minutes. I hopped out of bed but zombies were already inside. After a few minutes of intense zombie punching and dodging the zombies caught my mother, my pops, and my woman. I took that opportunity to run for it. Didn't even grab a gun on the way out. Finally caught a break from running and was standing in a wash. Ran into some other people, one dude was very emotional but I was watching a plane crash. I laughed about the plane crash and he went from emotional to confronting me about laughing. I was going to kill him but apparently I couldn't process how I didn't grab a gun on the way out of the house and woke up.

My dreams are always all fucked up. Used to have a pretty hard time sleeping.

>>34444818
It started as a rapid scene changing mess of video games until it settled at what I'd describe as me in a squad of soldiers investigating a jungle full of giant creatures and plants. It felt pretty serious and at one point a giant (20 feet tall 100 feet long) Aligator chased after us and we narrowly escaped because we were so much smaller then we came across a weird abandoned diner in the middle of the jungle covered in dead man eating oversized venus fly traps and I went inside then there was a weird time warp effect and suddenly the plants are alive and I have to dive through the window getting bitten in the process in order to escape then a bunch of ninjas attack and I'm the only one left to fight them then some weird dream glitchy stuff happens and I wake up.

Definitely the most surreal dream I've ever had but also one of the most memorable.

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>>34445169
>zombies

>>34445169
I had one like this
>inna dream
> running through the street of a seriously fucked up town
> dressed in UCP with a p90
>shooting zombies and hauling ass to safety
>large crowd of walkers comes at me
>have to reload
>They get too close
> I get them to chase me around a car while i fumble with the p90 mag release
>Spray herd at head level
> a bunch drop
>Run off, am still being chased
>spray pursuing zombies in face
>They dont die

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>>34444818
I've been having the same reoccurring dream 2-3 times a year since I was about 12 years old.

>I am very old 60-70 years
>leg is missing and I am walking with a cane
>proceeding down a double line of young soldiers clad in blue uniforms all giving some kind of salute
>I myself am in the same uniforms absolutely riddled with medals and bright red adornments
>walk to the end of the men to a podium with countless more soldiers standing in formation standing at attention
>I say something and give a salute, thousands of soldiers in sync return it
>I walk back down the double row and I wake up
>the entire time I feel very sad and tired

Had this dream almost 30-35 times now and I don't know what the fuck triggers it. It is not in my control at all. I am only a bystander I can't make any decisions at all.

>>34444818
lmao. mans caliber lol. that had nothing to do with what he was shooting so much as establing your dominance over the little crackhead

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>meet Jeremy and Hammond
>May AWOL
>Now on the Grand Tour set for some reason
>Spend a day shooting Grand Tour
>Have a nugget with me the whole time for some reason

Also a few dreams about escaping North Korea

>>34445085
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>>34445168
more orc females please

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>>34445085
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This one's a recurring one for many years now.

>Be russian soldier on the outskirts of stalingrad
>sitting in a foxhole freezing my balls off in a half frozen forest covered in freezing fog
>somewhere behind me a shrill whistle from the commissar signals the advance
>I march through the forest along with my comrades, the sharp smell of iced pine strong in the air
>the fog clears just enough I pause to look at stalingrad in the distance through the forests and across the river
>it's mostly rubble now, but it's been freed from the fascists
>those same fascists we're now hunting down as they flee
>Far behind me I hear the thump of artillery being fired
>we continue the march as the icy fog closes in on us again
>then the whistle and shouts of panic as someone in the back realizes the artillery is hitting into our position.
>we scatter and run, shells dropping all around us
>I stumble and slide over a rocky outcropping into a snow filled gully.
>A german soldier is there hiding,
>we both freeze for a moment not sure what to do
>I try to shoot him but the snow is packed into the trigger so I bayonet him in the stomach instead as he stabs me in the stomach before stabbing again and breaking off the blade of his knife in my shoulder
>I finally clear the snow from the trigger and shoot my rifle
>the wounds are deadly, we both slump against each other and the lone tree in the gully
>after a bit we both talk and chat, the sounds of fighting, screams and dying ebbing away
>he has an eldery mother and father back home and he sends all his pay home to them
>I joined up as a volunteer to defend my homeland
>we share a cigarette and wonder if we might have been friends if the war hadn't happened
>the snow starts clouding my vision, the last thing I remember is looking up to see the flakes floating down
>always wake up shivering from this dream, even during the middle of the summer
>everything's cold except my side and shoulder that ache with a muscle cramp for hours

When I was a teenager (without internet in the early 200s), just getting into guns and reading about all the different shit I could, for the life of me I couldn't understand what the difference between firing from the open bolt vs closed bolt meant. Only weapons I had fired at the time were bolt actions, revolvers, and pump shotguns, the concept was foreign to me. The concept kept fermenting in my brain until one night I had a dream of a MAC-10 firing from the open bolt, and how pulling the trigger released the whole bolt carrier group and it locked to the rear instead of closed. It came to me in a dream, and I knew I was going to be a gun fanatic for life.

>Me and 4 good friends exhaustion-hunt a goat in Texas.
>We use looped rope around poles to hold it in place while I slaughter it with a knife

I remember nothing after that.

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>>34445368
i know that feel
> be me, 13yo in an almost noguns country
> get interested in firearms
> trying to imagine how do they work
> know that AK works by redirecting some powder gas and using it to cycle
> one night, realize that you don't need all this piston clusterfuck and you can just let the bolt move back and forth freely and it will cycle from the gases pushing back the casing
> imagine a system to hold the bolt back when not firing
> even try to draw it

> two years later, stumble upon a page about open-bolt SMGs
> basically, my own unique system (c) was invented a century ago
> mfw

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Well worth the read and I suggest you listen to https://youtu.be/lmc21V-zBq0 while reading it towards the end.

>>34445429
open bolt smgs
>so simple a 13 year old noguns can figure it out

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>>34445327
I only have khats and humans left

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>>34445649

what's an elf like that doing in the rift?

>>34445360
Reminds me strongly of that scene in All Quiet on the Western Front.

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>>34445538
Whats your ENB ?

>>34444818
>cold and wet
>completely dark, can't see anything
>feel around me, walls and floor are made of cold metal
>feel above me, the ceiling is cold metal too
>not enough room to move around, cramped and trapped
>smells like wet metal
>stuck like this for what seems like years, I'm losing my mind
>suddenly a crack of light pieces through the metal above me
>"Nice hiss."

>>34448067
no idea, haven't seen or read the novel.

>>34448143
you were dreaming you were beer?

>supposedly I am security or leo dealing with some vague reported problem at a school campus
>patrolling the multi story building with a pump action
>some qt grabs my left arm and follows me around
>it's all cool and cuddly until I hear suspicious noises
>"girl I can't shoulder my gun like this you gotta let go"
>see a bunch of normies
>they think I am the bad guy with gun and try to disarm me
>no u
>and the situation was escalated

>>34448212
Canned meat in a military ration. Steve would have eaten me had I not woken up.

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>>34445085
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I fell asleep as a Chris Bartocci video of him talking about an M110 and I have a dream about being fired on like 1000 yards away in a desert and all I had was an M4 and ACOG and it scared the shit out of me. I would fire and see nothing. No dirt kick up no hits no nothing and when they would fire, it was like tank shells. Shit was exploding over me and it kept goin until they sent a heli so i fired on it and killed the pilot then i woke up

>>34445360
More like a past life memory man. That is some trippy balls stuff

>be at work
>doing work shit
>find out we are issued new coats
>go to locker and retrieve coat
>its one dem fancy types with the removable shell
>remove it
>discover a hidden backpack feature
>there's an organizer behind the shell
>pre loaded with various snacks and strangely enough, a jar of peanut butter
>fuck me what a cool coat
>tell coworker
>"fuck those coats i don't need a new one"
>wake up

>>34444818
>Standing somewhere I've never been before
>Just blank
>Look down
>Holding an M2HB at my hip for some reason
>Say "What the fuck?"
wake up

>>34445281
Visions of the future?

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>>34444818
Anyone else ever have those dreams where you're just at the range, but shooting a really cool gun? I think last time I was shooting a Vetterli.

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>>34445360
I like how there's this beautiful, touching, poignant greentext sandwiched in between posts of Elder Scrolls porn.

>>34445476
> Tetsuo 4: the barb wire man

>>34445476
wow that was intense

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>>34449950
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A FACE OF MERCY?

Not really a dream, but I've often daydreamed of operating through the ghettos of Chicongo at night.

>>34444818
Had a recurring dream where I was on the bus going to basic at Lost in the wood, again, kept trying to tell everyone that I had already done my time and wasn't supposed to be there but no one would listen, would wake up screaming and in a sweat wife thought I was dreaming about Iraq, and I was too embarrassed to tell her the truth.

>>34444818
My mind made my own ridiculous fanfiction about my self in a dream once, It was basically a highlight reel of way more bad-ass me.
Points Included.
>Hunting Skin-walks with a FAL
>Reading a book in a house I understood as being my dream home, with said skin-walks head over the fireplace, big-game style.
>Becoming some sort of bullshit world traveling spooky hunter on a fucking boat.
>Hunting weird shit in what my mind assumed Korea looked like, again with an FAL (Which would be AMAZINGLY illegal)
>Also mountain trekking in Japan in the winter, my mind made the impression of extreme satisfaction, and some kind of romantic feeling, even though I was also left with the impression of having died in the mountains of frostbite. That confused the absolute shit out of me. I still don't understand it.
>Ended with me having been a political rally for my congressional election, main plank being the repeal of the NFA and the dismantlement therein.

My subconscious should not confuse Fanfiction.net as a substitute when It can't be assed to make something decent.

Have a reoccurring theme small details change
>in danger
>run from animal, person, monster.
>find a weapon
> get ready to whoop some ass
>weapon turns into flimsy foam rubber weapon
>fuck panic
>pull pistol
>shots do nothing
>wake up
Fucking hate this dream

>>34445270
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