what was your nickname/call sign also what was the coolest nick

>>34444029
No one really gets a cool nickname unless they earn it, your nickname will usually be based on your name or what you look like.

>Moody Kuntz
Just about sums up women in the military

>>34444029
"Log-man" for a guy named Logsdon.
Calling a whiteish Mexican guy "Horhay" because his name was George.

People aren't going to go around calling you "SniperXXXxxEliteeL33T" like in your video games.
It's either the last name or something easy to say.

>>34444029
"Grammar Nazi" because I insisted that every OP used complete and coherent sentences. Then just "Nazi" because of this thing that happened in an Iraqi village with some fuel cans.

Black 1 Sierra

Coolest was a guy in a LP/OP with a Barrett called Hubble

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>>34444029
My last name, or Alpha 2 over comms. Too bland for nicknames.

>>34444029
My nickname was Zoolander, mostly because of my ID photo and the way my hair was when I checked in.

>>34444029

Callsigns aren't common for the average military personnel. I had a supervisor with the callsign Hammerhead, but he was a rarity among maintenance personnel.

I got the nickname Jameson because of a rather poor life decision one Saturday night. It was just an in joke with some of the guys, though.

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>>34444113
This.

>be flip monkey as well as another friend
>get Robo because all the non-Spanish speakers just butcher it
>eventually forget how to pronounce it properly myself and go by Robo now
>friend gets fucking Booty Call

>>34444253
Marines 3/2????

>>34444298
Nah, sorry. I'm a corpsman, this is when I checked into my hospital.

Mine was Adolf.

I had a mustache for three months of deployment the I decided to shave it off.

Thought it was funny to shave me a Fuhrer stache and joke around in front of the mirror.

Yeah and then the talibs launched a mortar attack and I found myself in the same hole as the battalion CO. In shorts and with a big Brown Hitler mustache

>>34444314
Weird. I had a dude in my platoon with the same nickname because of his ID pic and his last civie haircut

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>>34444029
Reggie because I have a Galician surname that's unpronounceable

>>34444029
>callsign
Pegasus 5. Yay standard procedures and filling an XO slot despite being a fucking SPC because the actual XO and the PSG were worthless and our PL was on the other side of the fucking sandbox, so it was [unit name] [position].
>nickname
Sasquatch. Big, hairy fucker that had to shave 3x a day in garrison to meet regs.

Oddball

Charlie

When I drew the short stick and had to help run barbed wire for the FOB, me and the guys I was with kept joking about "gooks on the wire", and wouldn't you fucking know it some dumbass haji got stuck on the wire the next day. We left that fucker to die out there, and we all kept heckling him in fake Vietnamese talk and calling him all of the slang names they used for VC back in the day, but for some reason I ended up being the guy with the Vietnam name. Really confused some guys that didn't know my first name, and to this day I still sometimes make the mistake of going by Charlie instead of my real name

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We also had a "Spot" who had a white patch of hair, "3 Ball" who had three testicles, "Porkchop" who was a cop, and "Munrover" who turned over an MRAP

impregnator 6

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>>34444217
Oh come on now, what happened in the Iraqi village with fuel cans

>>34444339
Small world

Deuce Loosely.

2-4 Gulf (gunner)
2-6 Romeo (RTO)
2-1 Alpha (Team Ldr)
Finally 2-1 (Squad Ldr)

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I found out after being in for 3 years everyone was calling me "creepy (last name)". Turns out it was because I didn't talk much. Pic unrelated.

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I had too many names in FDF.
Worth mentioning names Rauta (iron) from youtube, bodari (bodybuilder) from my walking style, Stupid names used by my squad that I hated.

Names derived from my last name and I just put in Finnish writing style teiner, törneri, taner, tanhuri.

Guess my last name.


Some names I remember for others:
Rankki (mash) fat guy who smelled like shit, it burned nostrils to walk behind him,
corporal for one who couldn't get promotion because of bad fitness.

>>34444029
Was nicknamed Oslo. Callsign was switched around, and our unit didnt really have any set callsigns sadly.

Had a guy in our troop we called chewbacca, because his name was close to shoeback. Had a guy who always wanted to play cards and always dealt cards, named Vegas. Had a guy named Hock because he loved Hockey. Had a few more, but cant remember their name or why they got it. But it was mostly just us giving each other names early on because most of us had retardedly long last names, and we didnt have nametags. After a while most of us just started calling each other by first name.

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>>34444328

I work as an officer and iam relatively tall and a fat fuck. According to others I say the word bird in a weird way. So i have the nickname of Big Bird

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>>34444328
Oh, hi sir..

>>34444029
Knew a guy who used to spend a shit ton gambling, and trading stocks.
He was known as Nasdaq
Another who was like a mountain, fucking huge, nearly 7ft and built like a barn door, he was named tiny.

Big K becasue I'm tall and my last name starts with a K. Whenever I did anything stupid it got changed to Special K for a while.

>>34444217
>just "Nazi" because of this thing that happened in an Iraqi village with some fuel cans.
You have my attention.

Tiger 14

A shortened version of my last name.

The Croats called me "Branko", as apparently I looked like a footballer of that name. I quite liked it.

Mine was Red Voodoo
My platoon was red platoon, and as the medic I was voodoo, so Red Voodoo anytime I used the radio

r8

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>>34444029
butch
> mine for my choice of pop music
S/sgt. Terminator
> he was a killing machine
sgt. Spectre / ex tex / dep
> He was a ghost - and a killing machine / had loads of ex's or was from essex but acted like a texan, had something like 80 firearms in his collections / deputy
Cpl. Floppy & flaccid
> suffered from erectile dysfunction from whisky dick and screamed so loud about it he woke half the barracks
RSM. scha-winnnnnng!
> from the by numbers and his sister was found at a swingers party
L. Cpl. Decanus-Immunes gaius decimus meridius dominus
> he had a long winding roman name and sounded roman like gladiator
lofty
> because he was an inch lower than requirements
one nut Nick
> he lost his left nut in a freak accident from an IED 250m away and the frag flew over a wall and nicked his nut.
panini dick
> he put his dick in a george foreman without checking it was on and ended up with char lines and swelling that made it look like a panini
Avril lavigne
> he was a sk8tr boi she said see you later boi he wasn't good enough for her...
l/cpl bumble
> he was a bumbling idiot that everyone loved
flattner
> he sunk a warrior IFV into a burial mound and had a habit of driving it into things
Racist joe/ drug demon / tommy robinson junior / oswald mosley junior
> outright racist and drug user, Took 6 XTC pills in the space of 15 minutes, then proceeded to gobble truffles, and half a bottle of ephedrine - was spectres cousign & named after his father
Cpl slippery steve
> his initiation involved cross dressing as a woman, one of the most manly blokes in platoon, did it regularly for shits and gigs.

The "beast of colchester"
> One of spectres ex's, a MP that was built bigger than most paras, cool girl though

By far i saved the best for last L/cpl Ron jeremy Qaddafi
> he looked like these Ron jeremy and Qaddafi had anal and bore a baby that survived multiple abortions then survived being hit by a train in the face. Was not a hit with the ladies like ron though.

Koboy (cowboy in roachish and conveniently albanian as well when I was stationed in Kosovo)

Because I went to high school and college in the states, got stationed as a sort of interpreter/aides-de-camp to the NLR at ACT HQ, but got sent off to airborne school with all the uneducated commandos in line to be sent to the shitholes of Roachland... because some asshole didn't keep his mouth shut about my sexual adventures in Norfolk.

Not really a nickname, but everyone called me by my first and last name.
There were already 3 guys called Nick, so Nick, Nicholas, Nicky were already taken.
Best nickname was a dude called Roberto. We started calling him Oxberto, because he was small, but strong like the noble ox. Eventually it just degenerated to where we would call him whatever relevant adjective, or activity he was doing + berto.
Like phoneberto if he was making a call, or syphilisberto, when he started dating that polish girl.

>>34444029
We had one guy that went by Homewrecker cause he fucked some dudes wife. Recently, I heard some guy on the radio call in as Prince Albert. I just use the team call sign+alpha or bravo depending on who else has a radio when we're rolling out.

Stoner Boner.

>>34444029
The kids in shop class called me fat kid in 8th grade. I had moved to a new school and they didn't know me.
That was fun.

There's some standards that apply in pretty much every unit.

>last name ends in ski
Nickname = Ski
>two dudes with same last name, like Johnson
Nickname = Big J for the taller and Little J for the shorter
>if your last name is Vasquez
Nickname = Squez
>if you're a combat diver qualified black dude
Nickname = Dark Shark
>if your last name is Smith
Nickname = Smitty
>if you last name is Jones
Nickname = Jonesy
>if you're a big country dude
Nickname = Bubba

You'll find at least one of these in every unit company sizer or larger.

>>34444029
A Navy SEAL once told us a story about his teammate who got grabbed by hadji during a night raid. Guns get dropped in the dark as they grapple, so SEAL dude grabs the first thing he gets his hands on and beats hadji to death with it. It was an oven door. That SEAL was then known as Betty Crocker.

Fuckface
Shit for brains
(last name) the freshmaker
Dumb ass
Retard
Fuck stick

God bless the navy

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>>34445526
2/2
Dickward
> His name was richard and sounded like squidward and was a fun sponge, he pobably lived under a rock under the sea
Og/ mungo / rah
> A dull instrument of a caveman
Wong
> I don't remember how he got his nickname, but he had noodle hair
Lady legs / too tall / amazon
> Apache crew woman who must have been nearly 7ft
Prince bongo-bongo of nigeria
> His parents were nigerian - he loved HM the queen, he carried round a locket with an image, and had a framed picture of her that he would occasionally stroke
Preach / crusader
> A god fearing man that would never do anything wrong, he was a certified pastor, one day while he was half way through a "then the lord said" he got shot at and went into a zealour rampage about how he was going to smite heathens and heretics
Tampon molly
> She was regularly finding tampons in the womens block, when she found out who it was she slapped them with it
woody
> he was a lumberjack and carpenter before he joined
chalkie
> his surname was wright which sounded like white (see below)
Incorrect
> His surname was White , which sounds like wright, which sounds like right (or correct) so became incorrect.
Kool as cream karrem / WD40
> never lost his cool, could always find him by following the sound of bob marley, once used WD40 as lube
Laid back zach
> Laid back, you could fingdhim by following bob marley, best friends with cool as kream - he had a habbit of trying to hook up married men with random women - he once tried at a wedding to
Grom
> real name toroworowischski or some shit, basically polish, tor became thor, thor became thunder, polish for thunder is grom and is name of polish SF unit
Bust a nut/ KP
> Everyone's heard the story in afghanistan where someone got caught in womens quarters busting one out whilst eating nuts and i have the dishonour of knowing who it was, and it was him
Nailer
> Got caught nailing the cleaners & kitchen staff on base, also the battalions AMR guy

Thankfully i never earned a nickname that stuck, it's very rare to get a good one. Most of the time you get one by fucking up or being weird.

The only actually cool callsign was some german pilot flying a big black helicopter (don't know what model) named Nazghül.

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Everyone just called me faggot

>>34445357
knew a dude named dirty K. carried a backpack full of porn DVDs around with him.

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I have two. One not quite a nickname, the other is most definitely one.
1- I walk really quietly, and I'm soft-spoken. (Also, I'm pale) I somewhat regularly freak Sergeants the fuck out- I wait quietly at parade rest for them to finish a conversation, like I'm supposed to. Problem is, they don't realize I'm there till they turn around.They just say I'm like a Ghost.
2- I shave my head. Two of the guys called me "Make-a-Wish". One ETS'd, one is a Sergeant now, so he can't call me that without risking his reputation. I kinda miss it.

>>34445780
>>34445526
Lord lucian
> Went Awol so many times RPs lost count
Romeo
> A 25 year old virgin who got alcohol poisoning, and lost his virginity as some fat bird fucked him while he passed out
Lt Whopper
> surname mcdonald and has small penis
Ibrahim lincoln
> Had ibrahim bead so looked like lincoln
E Mine
> Had a thick country accent so yo couldn't understand him like mr webley from hot fuzz
Scum bags
> bird from dagenham (day-shen-ham) who had the largest knockers in the army
Kermit
> was a muppet and is kinda new
Pauly righatelli
> Sounded like he was from a mafia film,
Lt lenin
> Socialist, who voted stay, votes labour and is all round leftie
Cap'n crap
> Daw crap is what he used to say to almost everything
Knick knack
> knack knack paddy whack - ulsterman who hated irish
Special K
> Shia muslim who hated sunni muslims, if given the choice he'd nuke em

>>34444029
my last name starts with an r. like richard, or something. and I'm fat. I was round richard, (except using my actual name)

>>34445357
you ethnically czech? u.s. army combat engineer?

>>34444029
Niffy

had a picture of a black GF, nigger fucker turned into Niffy.

such is the way, deal with it or suffer.

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>>34444113
This
Have a last name that is easy to change it into something funny or stupid? Well be prepared for all the names heck even some of the ones you got in school will stick. The names you get might not be the best but if you are liked you get a name that works. The draw back is you could be a shitbag and everyone refers to your name as a shitbag name so when someone is being a turd they will refer you to (insert shitbag name here)

I am pie. Sometimes creme pie or cherry pie

>>34445824
Gee you must think everyone is talking about you then when you're on this board.

I got Die Hard because of my last name

>>34444113
Last name is Kelly
Went
>Kell
>Kells
>Kills
>Big Kill
>Big K

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>>34444029
We had a dude named Sgt Love Potion 69. Shop is released early for a 96. Sgt wants to hitch a ride with me since I am driving back to the bricks. He is sitting in the back and I tell everyone before getting in the truck hey if you need a dip spiter I got bottles up front don't use the ones in the back. Sgt proceeds to not listen to Lcpl Grandpa Snake. (will get to that soon) So I catch him in my review mirror spitting into the Love Potion 69 bottle. Bust out laughing along with all the other Lcpls in my Truck. We told him that I had nutted in my girl and she used it to pump the jizz back into the bottle so she would drink it. Sgt was mortified and blew chunks. He tried to give me a Page 11. Plt Gunny hears the story laughs his ass off and gives the Sgt EPD instead for wasting all of our time. I got called grandpa snake because I looked like Solid Snake when I had hair. Once I lost my hair the Plt just started calling me that.

Snail
It had nothing to do with how fast I was but I did leave a trail of goo during my basic training camp during conscription

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>>34444029
I got called iceman because i had a similarish blonde hairstyle and wore a black pair of aviators-ish glasses around the fob.

>tfw they try to make fun of me but i secretly like it

I get Brains (Thunderbirds) due to my glasses, or Clark Kent in civvies because im a fairly wide/stocky bloke and with glasses apparently I look like the lad from smallville.

>>34444029
fun fact: in russan language word "мyди"(moodie) translates as "testicules"

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>>34444252

>>34446346
are you old is that why they called you grandpa snake?

also post your picture do you really look like snake?

>>34446336
why didn't they call you special k after the cerial

>>34445526
>>34445780
>>34445948
you sound like your making this up

I got "Bulldoza" while in Germany out of 2CR

The origin revolves around me being stupid drunk in frankfurt, Germany with my friends on a 4day.

Apparently from what I'm told and can recall my friend kept elbowing my drink by accident which had me get new drinks over and over and it got me heated. I proceeded to shoulder check EVERYONE. And I mean everyone. (The fucking bouncers too holy shit).

It was also compounded onto the fact that if I got turned down by a girl at the club. I'd immediately hop onto the next piece of ass in sight and try my luck there.

I probably have kids I don't know about.

Ever since then, the name stuck and half my squadron knew it lul.

My friends call me Grave

My high school history teacher was a medic who did 4 tours of Iraq
>Rodeoclown
For treating a marine during the first Battle of Fallujah under fire.

My nickname in my unit is dirty d. yeaaahhhhh.

there was a guy we called "poops". we found out he shit himself in a threeway. he was not fond of it

>>34446868
do the soilders really rape the locals??

>>34448464
Somebody's doing the raping

>>34448564
people rape people everywhere. Muslims and blacks just do it more.

>>34444029
Marine here. I ran into a Navy guy who's last name is "Youngblood". I'm jealous as fuck.

>he's not black

>>34444444

>>34444220
>>34446847
You clearly have never known many Bongvets

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Fat Seal

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>>34445549
>Like phoneberto if he was making a call

>snco is a big dick head
>coming back from the field on a bus
>snco makes bus driver drive all the way to the company parking lot so he can pack his gear
>snco gets off
>bus driver has to back up
>"am i good?"
>some wise ass goes no hes still alive.

whole bus cracking up dying because of one damn snco and the shared misery of his leadershit.

called snco "tater tot"

>>34448464
>>34448464
Uhhhhh not in germany.

Ass is so easy to get its not even funny.

I think you're confusing Germany with Japan friend.

>>34444029
A guy I know is called wetwipes.

>>34444298
When were you in 3/2 brother?

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>>34444029
Fernando or Fernie.

"Rico Suave" by people making a mildly racist comment.

Black guy with a stutter was Ta-Tim. Everyone including the CO used to call it to his face.

I thought that I was his real name like Trayvon or Jamal, until I read his name on a file. Tim... oh yeah, now I get it.

>Last name is Hilgert
>Got called Yogurt sometimes

>>34444113
pretty much
>last name Hanson
>there's already another dude with my first name
>now called Hans
simple

>be hiking
>short rest for equipment adjusting
>throw pack back on
>fall forward into ditch
>name is "fumbles"

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"sly" was my nickname. Short for my last name.

call sign changed depending on job but was "stalker" funny enough, as I was in a scout platoon.

Stalker2D if driver
Stalker6G if not

>>34450677
so you guys had to wear those colors cammies while under a ghillie suit?

>>34444029
>Visit a squardon
>See where they hang their equipment
>They have nicknames above their coathangers to mark their stuff
>One guy is called WASH
>Ask a guy what it stands for
>Guy says it means Wall Shit
The guy couldnt reach a toilet in time so he pulled his pants down leaned against a wall and just took a shit.

Hope

Middle name is Lance.
> first year in the army get deployed to Afghanistan
> well fuck
> first real day on patrol sitting with my squad leader and a few cool guys
> waiting in convoy for EOD to come look at somethings (like usual)
> start talking about each other's names and family background etc. etc.
> middle names become subject
> we all spend the next 15min guessing each other's middle names like a bunch of 15 year old school girls.
> gets to me
> "hey PFC Anon give us a hint"
> "it's a weapon carried by cavalry a long time ago"
> …… "leviathan"
Stuck ever since, those retarded fuckers

>>34446847
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>34444113
>>34444029
>German kebab conscript
>Özdemir
>get called Ötzi
Yoooo

I spent some time with "Groot" with a leadership scout camp staff. Basically this was a year or so ago when that movie came out so we did a marvel theme that year for the camp and everyone else on staff starting calling me groot since i am pretty tall and somewhat lanky. Also i had a knack for being really quite when walking and i also took ahead on hikes when we were walking out for trail maintenance. Idk but Groot was well and i stuck with it.

I never really had a call sign. Closest was being called squints by some green berets when I played opfor alongside them in Bridgeport. The reason for being called squints was them saying I looked similar to squints from sandlot

>>34451147
That's a fucking cool nickname tho

>>34451164
Our platoon-turk was simply called Hass (German for hate) because Hassan

>>34451217
Are you talking about the boy scouts?

>Scooty.
Cuz yeah Scotty and like motorcycles.

>Goat
Cuz he once made goat noises as a joke and talib came out of his mud hut and got smoked.

>Lucky
A small redheaded dude who looked like a leprechaun... he wasn't Irish, like even a little bit.

>Sunshine
Cuz he was blonde Aryan superman and waaay too upbeat.

>Shithead
Because his name was forgotten because a bird shit on his head 3 seconds after being introduced.

>>34446336
Did you get fatter?

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Smiles, because I'm normally the happiest person to be around and love helping people not to mention it sounds like my name.


In MA school it was "Hotpockets" due to my purchase of a few hundred dollars worth of hotpockets, or Chocolate Sailor.


It copes with my sadness.

>>34444029
I heard a story of one Pte. Dildo. Guy was a flip, it was supposed to be pronounced "dee-do," but you want to fucking bet the guy calling role did a double take and rubbed his eyes and stammered. I also used to know a guy whose surname was Stacy (STACY'S MOM).

>>34444029
I got called Flopsy Bunny because I was assigned to give every officer cadet a chocolate egg for easter (morale thing) and i tripped over in the dark and hit my head on a bed with a loud ding.

>>34451819
>(morale thing)
More like hazing thing

>>34445678
We had a jonesy but he was legitimately cool as fuck and really chill.

Was called Julius and then later Julio due to my last name.

>>34444029
I was in the Marine Corps, not the Army, but no one really had any cool nicknames.
"Burglar" is really the only one I can think of.
We called my 1stSgt "Charizard" because his last name was close to that and he "breathed fire" so to speak.

The coolest and funniest tank name I saw while I was in was "Pucker Factor". I laughed every time I passed it.

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>>34446187

Call me triggered, but whoever made this poster for Insurgency is a fucking idiot.

1. That guy is a Sikh, not a Muslim.

2. The Arabic script is not written like this. Each letter has four forms, isolated, initial, medial and final. In a word, the letters change according to their position. This fuck literally wrote all the words in isolated letters.

3. "DrAla ad? dwd?m", "yqyqhla *teh marbuta*qbTla" & "klmla babk" are not even fucking words. He just drew his finger over the keyboard.

But hey, at least he didn't fucking mirror the image and write backwards. Battlefield 2 did that, although they managed to write out actual words.

>>34444029
Met a Coastie from Western NC who had never seen the ocean before until he joined.

Last name: Barnacle.

>>34444029
My first call sign was India Mike 17, one of my NCOs explained it to me since I was an idiot.

India Mike 17=I'm 17

Was still 17 when I got to my duty station.

>>34444252
steve1989 is fuckin dope

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>>34445549
>Eventually it just degenerated to where we would call him whatever relevant adjective, or activity he was doing + berto.

Jesus fucking christ

>>34444113
I got named Mowgli, another dude got named Mini, cus he was fucking tiny. Smallest dude in the company, probably the whole battalion.

>>34444151
Pretty sure that's actually how I'm supposed to pronounce my Equadorian step uncle's actual name.

>>34444029
I was Nutty. Someone thought they were funny when they somehow got ahold of some trailmix and dumped it into my bunk during training. Rather than get mad, I stuffed it all into my pockets and ate it when no officers or rats were looking. Everyone else had a laugh. DS eventually caught me and forced me to eat it all infront of everyone before I got PT till I vomited it all back up. I guess I got PT because I was sorta sassy about it all. From there, I was Nutty.

We had 2 guys named perez, we just called the other one gay perez cause he accidently touched someones ass with his dick when he was bent over after taking a shower. 5 years later still call him gay perez.

I had several.

Bones.
Lich.
Zombie.
Skeletor

All had two meanings. I'm "Hungry Skeleton" build, but also deceptively strong. I earned "Zombie" after sparring with a buddy and him beating the ever loving snot out of me, but I kept getting backup. He finally socked me in the jaw and I sort of just folded up like a lawn chair in the floor.

>>34444029
1st: donkey, 2nd: pornstar, 3rd: crimson rage. A different name for every unit I've been with.

I don't really know. They just always called me "whore" and "you little slut".

>>34444433
Checked for last dubs before the big one

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>>34444029
Pedersen > Pederphile (dated girls that were probably still in high school)

Blauser > Boot blauser

Red 1's gunner asked to be called 'Red 1 Dragonslayer' over the radio

Green 1's driver replied "I'd like to be called Green 1 Timmah!" South Park was still popular then.

White platoon had an autistic guy that had this weird thing he did when he was eating where his lips would curl back. The platoon sergeant called him 'Predator' and it stuck. Also his actual name was Conan. He wasn't allowed to eat near the platoon sergeant.

There are more I'm probably forgetting.

>>34454134
>White platoon had an autistic guy that had this weird thing he did when he was eating where his lips would curl back. The platoon sergeant called him 'Predator' and it stuck. Also his actual name was Conan. He wasn't allowed to eat near the platoon sergeant.

Hahahah shit I'm trying to eat here, stop making me laugh

>>34450461
>i never said i was a prompt date
>AH LAY AH LA RI-CO
I knew a spic named Ramon but I always called him Ramen because we were stationed in Korea.

I never had a nickname while in the army, nor did I know anyone who did, but my callsign was always [ ]17 because I was the FO. I've been Hammerhead-17, Attack-17, blah-blah-blah.

We did have this fag in basic who'd seen too many movies and tried giving everyone a nickname based on some perceived attribute, but it never stuck because it was corny and gay.
>i'll call you tightie because you roll your sleeping bag so tight
>or fartie because it's also called a fartsack
>i'll call you pushy because you can do so many pushups
>WE'LL ALL CALL YOU FAGGOT BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT

Even the drill sergeants started calling him that.
>private faggot front and center
>[pissy compliance]
>you got booty duty tonight, faggot

>>34444151
>Horhay
kek

>>34454713
I have to amend this. We had a guy named Jack Malmstrom, and we gave him a million nicknames derived from his name in a "Noun Verbstrom" format, depending on what he was doing at the time:
>beer drinkstrom
>pot smokestrom
>cock suckstrom
>butt fuckstrom
>steak grillstrom
>ass chapstrom
Etc., ad infinitum.

We also called him Joker, on account of how pale he'd get in winter, then he'd apply a nice thick coat of cherry lip balm, so he looked like the Joker.

>>34454134
>White platoon had an autistic guy that had this weird thing he did when he was eating where his lips would curl back. The platoon sergeant called him 'Predator' and it stuck. Also his actual name was Conan. He wasn't allowed to eat near the platoon sergeant.
AHAHAHAH wtf

>>34455333
holy digits batman

>>34455382
Jesus fucking Christ, my first trips!!!

>>34449845
Kek

They call me.

Blue Falcon.

>>34444029
They call me Doc because of obvious reasons, but I joked around with calling myself, "Pasta" in BCT because my Italian last name sounds like it would be one and it stuck until the end of AIT.

>>34444029
I was called rainman for a while.

Mandingo

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>>34446797
Being 23 among 19 year old's makes you the old guy. It also makes you old when you are full of knowledge both random and helpful. I rather not post my picture; for what it's worth I like to remain anonymous.

>>34444029
Head shot jace, because when I was in the marines I like shot a head shot during basic. It was realistic on the on online.

>>34455842
kek

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>>34455842
This sure does sound like a load of shit but who am I to say this were all on /k/

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>>34444029
>be me
>A1C
>dgs life
>just got back from a month of leave
>1st day back, mock pt test
>too many beers
>pass, but feel dazed and shitty
>go to briefing
>half the flight, and two other crews in the room.
>contractors too
>still a bit dazed, hydrating hard.
>have a 1qt water jug, looks just like a mini milk jug
>lid doesn't screw on, just pops on with friction
>briefing is about to start
>see a dent in my jug
>my Lt, flight chief, and a few other officers walk in
>Everyone is bullshitting and having a good time.
>My autism is growing as thirsty as my body
>see the dent
>squeeze jug to push out the dent
>mongoloid strength
>cap is forced off my jug
>pillar of water bursts forth like it was birthed by old faithful
>everything is slow motion
>look up and see pillar hit the ceiling. (12 ft ceiling)
>accept my fate as I watch the acceleration become negative and the pillar begins its descent towards earth.
>water hits the table with a horrible crash - exorbitantly loud.
>room becomes silent
>ABUs have become very wet
>Lt named me "Hydro."

>>34444029
Still waiting to actually get to my unit right now but when I was in basic they called me "Short Bus".

Can't wait to get a nickname at my unit. My retarded ass always finds a way to draw attention to myself, not because I'm a shitbag but just because I'm frankly pretty bizzare.

>>34456340
>when I was in basic they called me "Short Bus".
I'm sure the Drill Sergeants were very kind to you, and never gave you extra attention.

Buddy of mine became The Midnight Noodler.
>>Be 18 year old autist in boot
>>Just discover masturbation
>>In bunk jerking during lights out
>>Fight breaks out
>>Whole room is cheering and watching
>>Bunkmate grabs my arm and tries to pull me out
>>Fuck that, other arm keeps jerking it under blanket
>>Finish just as fight wraps up
>>Next day
>>Bunkmate:"Hey, why didn't you watch the fight?"
>>Oh, I was jerking it
>>"Real funny, but what were you doing"
>>Whole room listening now
>>I. WAS. JERKING. IT
>>dead silence
>>Later that night, during light out
>>A man echoes through the room
>>BEWARE, BEWARE, THE MIDNIGHT NOODLER WILL STRIKE AGAIN

Have had a few nick names
At basic I was called Mr.Macky my one DS and IceCream by another

At AIT I was called Ski by instructors and
But most of the guys called me J-squad when we were in the barracks because I set a reputation for myself by masturbating in the shower whenever possible

At my actual unit Im just called "B" or Ski

>>34444029

Buttcrack.

I think it's obvious where that came from.

>>34444029
The only nickname I had was 'Jerky' but I was only called that by all of two Marines. Everyone else just called me by my name.

It's simply cuz I jerked off, like, all the time.

>>34457420
>>34456897
>>34456732
I love how prevalent nicknames related to constant masturbation seem to be

>>34457441
We few fappers.

>>34444217
story plox

>>34444328
fucking hell they should call you the Hun because that story was so damn cute.

"fucking faget"

>>34452660
dude insurgency has lots of dumb and funny eastereggs cool your self. I have little doubt it was on purpose.

>>34457528
we fappy few

>>34457753
We band of fappers

>>34456732
How did it take you 18 years to discover masturbation?

>>34456000
kek, that's fucking hilarious

>>34457441
j-squad here. I'd try to rub two out ever day at AIT
And one during or after fire guard.
Even did it in our "school house" bathroom once while we were waiting for hours to do some exercise by group

>>34457813
For he today who blows his load with me shall be my brother

>>34444029

EF (excessive force)

>>34451278
Yes, when I was adult staff for a BSA leadership camp. Non military related but yes it was a neat nick name for me

>>34444029
Sasquatch, im tall and lanky.

>>34444029

Corgi

I have short legs

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>>34444328

>>34444029
>Wanker
I wear it like a badge of honor.

>>34444217
You can't just say something like that and leave us without the story.

>>34444580
>>34445394
>>34457570
>>34458234
Guys, he was just memeing.

>>34444519
I feel like three testicles would get you DQd

>>34445460
Pretty cool.

>>34454089
>>34444444

>>34445526
>>34445780
>>34445948
I recognize some of these memes.

>Guys first name is Oscar
>Grouch
>Actually really chill, never saw him get mad

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>>34444029

My call sign was always Bandaid.

>>34458867

Oh but I guess the coolest I ever heard was a mormon point man who everyone called 'Stormin' Mormon.'

>>34451538
>In MA school it was "Hotpockets" due to my purchase of a few hundred dollars worth of hotpockets
I guess it makes sense that /k/'s janitor is a vet.

>>34455442
Digits again... you motherfucker!

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>Shortest guy out of everyone, yet get called "Bigfoot" anyway because was also the hairiest.

>>34444029

I was "Baby Butt Toucher"

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>>34445678
>dark shark

yellow man cause I brought mustard packets from home and used to eat lemons raw

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>>34458679
I've seen dits on here with
Terminator
Spectre
Pannini dick
Avril lavigne
Bumble
preach crusader
Grom

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Fuck everyone who served in Iraq Fuck all of you, you fucking cunts you ruined everything Fuck you fuck you fuck you

Cheese

>>34444029
it is very rare for anyone to get a nickname/callsign in the army unless you are literally a pilot.

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>>34444502
Shit man,probably should have mercy killed the fuck

>>34460850
Or rape him with grenades, pop em in like anal beads.

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>>34445420
HOLY SHIT NIGGI YOU FOUGHT WITH MY GOYS INNASANDBOX?!

A friend of mine is half german, half thai.
>his first name is Phillip
>looks like a Filipino
And thus he got the name Flipper.

Pookie. I don't know why.

>>34444029
Stop talking like a retard. I bet your nickname was Pissbrain.

>>34444029
Everyone called me "faggot" while I was in.

>>34444029
Jewnose.

I ended up with the nickname Taco Bell at both boot camp and my command due to a separate instance at each.