You are SECDEF Mattis. North Korea just tested an ICBM. You

>>34443980
1.Nuke Israel and Middle East
2.Nuke Europe
3.Send Food to North Korea in exchange of no more Tests for 8 years

Ask if he wants two scoops or three

North Korea's ICBM test will fail and you can't shit yourself laughing without anything in the system.

>>34443980

Thank the North Koreans for their fireworks display honoring American Independence Day.

>then nuke Israel

>>34443980
>taco bell
>McDonalds
>KFC
>pizza

>>34443993
Brah have you seen the news?

1. Legalise weed
2. Repeal the NFA and GCA
3. Legalize weed AND repeal the NFA and GCA
4. All of the above

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>North Korea successfully test-launched an intercontinental ballistic missile for the first time
Shits going hot very soon....

>>34443980
forget all the lessons learned in previous conflicts, and label it a "new" kind of war, then get into yet another protracted, occupation scenario where thousands of lives are lost, and billions of dollars are spent, just to pad the pockets of the financial elite, destroy the middle class, lose, and pull out, and give the enemy victory, gear, weapons, experience, and confidence. rinse, repeat, ad infinum.

1:Brats and burgers bc fuck Kim
2:Fake cough to cover a shart
3:Rangers kill everything
4:B1Lancers bc scary intimidation
5:Rewatch Youre in the army now for inspiration then refocus.

>>34443993
lel the icbm test already worked

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>>34443980
there is only one option for those who understand geopolitics at my level of skill

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>>34443990
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>>34444035

Excellent

>>34444081
based dick

>>34444035
weed makes you dumb, dude

>>34443990
>Norks indoctrinate their people to think that Americans are greedy imperialist piggus
>implying they'd take a handout rather than just let some people starve

>>34443980

North Korea having some shitty ICBM wouldn't bother me in the slightest, their nuke warheads are far too large to be fitted atop them anyway. What would worry me is them sticking a warhead in the bowels of a ship and detonating it midway through the Panama Canal.

>>34443980
Tell China of they don't do something we will, tweet it.

Start a twitter campaign.
Start something like the ice bucket challenge but you have to make an icbm to support aids research or something.
Thank Kim for playing.
Post nice things on Kim's Facebook.
Start a social media blitz of love.
Smile, smiling's the best.

Hack the guidance system and re-direct it at north koreas capital.

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Having an ICBM is not the same thing has having a missile and miniaturized nuke. But they're making progress. If I was prez, I'd want concrete evidence of successful miniaturization before acting.

>>34443980

Nuke Israel

Or alternatively

Not nuke Israel but gather up all 6 million Jews in the US and send them there

On the plus side maybe icbm only reaches California coastal areas, everyone wins.

>>34445104
>On the plus side maybe icbm only reaches California coastal areas, everyone wins.

That's not how ballistic missile trajectories work. Case in point, Boise, Idaho is a little closer to North Korea than Los Angeles, California.

>>34444921
Add to the fact that they can't pull shit like they have with a nuke or icbm dud onto american soil, that right there will be clear trigger to a war that they'll lose. China isn't going to back them if they were the provokers. If anything, I think China is going to pull some moves before US hits back, to ensure there's some sort of buffer

>>34443990
/thread

>>34445309
Just give some durkas some low grade nuclear material, make a dirty bomb and set it off in the financial New York.

The American stock market plummets and stays dead as they get involved in another middle eastern war.

>>34444081
He'll take Un quail hunting

>>34445376
No, we're still real fresh from the ME involvement and we're witnessing the aftermath playing out.
Realistically, we might just send more "advisors" and equipment to the kurds and ratchet up airstrikes.

Although, it will give Trump more stock on his immigration halt. Not to mention it'd be interesting to see how the mainstream news will try and spin it.

>>34444099
Its why he thinks legalising is a smart move

>>34445238
Wrong

>>34443980
1.Nuke Israel
2.Nuke Israel
3.Nuke the Middle East
4.Nuke Israel again just to be sure
5.Negotiate with China or full war

>>34445522
>Pyongyang to Boise: 8,911 km
>Pyongyang to Los Angeles: 9,551 km

About the only way that sentence is wrong is calling a 640 kilometer difference "little."

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>>34443980
Bomb
Bomb
Bom
Bom
Bomb
Bomb
... Kikeland

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>>34443980
1. Wait for them to strike
2. Go full retard and CBRN first strike North Korea
3. Pressure China some more until they are forced to admit that North Korea is their attack dog.

>>34443980

Ally with Russia, Japan, South Korea and China to take over Korea with the logic that North Korea is dumb enough that they'll probably fuck up and somehow nuke themselves and fuck up the entire region. And I guess invade the entire middle east and decimate the majority of the populace. Because fuck yeah.

>>34445376
>implying a dirty bomb in Jew York would make Lockheed-Martin stock plummet

>>34443980
Mouse toy on a string
Laser pointer
Spray water bottle

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Shit, it seems that every month they're getting closer and closer. Last year it was blowing up at launch and now its actually flying hundreds of miles successfully.

>>34445475
But dat tax revenue tho.

>>34445035
>>>/pol/

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>>34445895
you do realize that /k/ is a protectorate of /pol/ right?

Withdraw all foreign aid. Kim fat un will change his tune once his cat runs out of caviar. Or they all starve, then the sorks send in the push broom corps to sweep all the skeletons into the nearest ditch, and start fighting amongst themselves over all the new real estate.

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>>34445238
Because fuck Boise, that's why

>>34445956
/k/ is Switzerland.

We don't care, if you aren't selling us some cool kind of firearm, go away.

And fuck your politics.

>>34446048
that map is a shit map.

>>34444086
TayTay claimed.

>>34443980
1. Nuke the Norks
2. Conventionally bomb the Norks
3. Talk with China about what to do
4. Talk to Russia about what to do

>>34444101
They take handouts from us regularly you moron.

a couple cruise missiles launched from a submarine. to blow up their missile test sites.

>>34444101
You're a retard dude, we gave NK food all the time in exchange for the stopping of progress on their nuclear program

>>34445876
Fuck the revenue, the amount of tax money sent somewhere useful instead of being blown on possession charges would be obscene

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>>34443980
>>34443990
>>34444002
>>34444099
>>34445035
>>34445567
>>34445624
>>34445687
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>>34445956

>Does /pol/ actually coordinate shitposting on /k/? If so thats fucking pathetic.

We leave the peninsula. Japan and S.K. can handle the Norks and Chinks by themselves.

>>34443980
>Fund norks ICBM program in exchange for them promising to nuke California
>Nuke California ourselves from a submarine and blame the norks
>Sell California to mexico use the money to build the wall and continue laughing at the norks trying to into military relevance

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>>34445019

>>34445019
>Having an ICBM is not the same thing has having a missile and miniaturized nuke.

having a Missile that is both Ballistic and Inter-Continental is not the same thing as having a missile that carries a ballistic warhead?


and by the way they have a shitload of smaller ballistic missiles that can carry nuclear warheads into Chyna, Imposter Korea, Japan, and Russia

There aren't any real good options in this fight. A preemptive nuclear strike probably has to happen to save Seoul from destruction.

Bomb Paul Ryan

>>34443980
Have Japan and SK test their own missiles in the direction of NK

We use the action as an excuse to put another carrier in the region, Mr President. It's like lining up the pieces on a chess board. 3d chess board. Sorry sir. Anyway, once we have 5 carriers in the region, we can attack them after their next test and easily overwhelm their defenses with a pre emptive strike.

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Fill Dennis Rodman with C4 and have him call a meeting with Kim

More sanctions on Russia

>>34450499
I have a lot of faith in modern artillery, I think the forces already on the border of the DMZ are capable of taking out the Nork guns before any serious damage is done. Mind you, I know next to nothing about the actual number and condition of guns we do have stationed there, just that they are far, far superior to those of the Norks.

Tell him to step down and put President Mike "Fairtax and Gay Zaps" Pence in charge.

>>34443980
>war
>total war
>total nuclear war

>>34444444

>>34449609
weed legit makes you dumb tho, background checks should include weed drug screening

>>34452060
Such a waste

>>34443980
>SECDEF

stop

>>34443980
We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig, cow after cow, village after village, army after army

>>34449681
building ballistic missiles is one thing, building nukes that are light enough to be able to go on those missiles is another, and there's no evidence of the latter

>>34449609
Typical anti /pol/ redditor cant even use meme arrows correctly.