TENNO HEIKA BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIII IIIII!

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG PING

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OH FUCK, OPEN FIRE

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DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA

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>>34433965
*ping*

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[Mad Minute intensifies]

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I like my egg rolls extra crispy

> mfw I kill three of them but I still get my ass impaled by one of those Jap assholes
Feels bad mang.

>>34433948
>guy to the left that doesnt even have a bayonet on his rifle

Gooks. Not even once.

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>>34433948
>dies in jungle before reaching allied pig line of defence

>>34434210
Why not? maybe once or twice would be nice
>Cosplaying Jap chicks
Nigga that's kawaii

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>>34433948
LOWER THE GUNS DIRECT FIRE LADS

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>>34433948
>ywn watch on as a M45 quadmount obliterates an entire company of autistically charging nips.
Why go on?

>>34434426
Honestly, the idea of manning one of these at some hilltop in Korea kinda gets me hard

>>34434319
Look, Im as gay as they make them and even I cringe at that

one of my fantasies is to man an m1919 against a banzai charge

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>>34433948
HOLD THE LINE

>>34434513
What? Fuck you...

>>34434513
kek

>>34434460
>>34434525
Am I the only one who thinks that mixing sex with war stuff is kinda... Wrong?

>>34434595
Nope
Still dont change the fact that i got a massive boner 5 minutes after my first firefight. Probably just some strange reaction to adrenaline, but it got me hard as granite

>>34434525

mines is firing a bar rifle from one of those hip belts at close range

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>tfw you'll never get to kill Japs with a bangbangping machine
>tfw the last chance to kill Asians ended over 40 years ago
>tfw no more aesthetic jungle/island warfare

>>34434595
My dick tingles a little every time I pull the trigger on a weapon.

>>34434914
Play your cards right and you'll get to kill "asians" in some nice temperate forests soon.

>>34434884

>those wing curves

THICC

>>34434929
Here's hoping, but I honestly doubt Trump will ever pull the trigger. Nobody else has had the balls to do so, hopefully he'll prove me wrong, but I doubt it.

>>34434983

>live in leafland
>watch your country go down the shitter slowly


im honestly envious of you guys...im kind of considering the royal navy or something

>>34434999
I feel like most of the major powers in the west are going down the shitter. Everyone is having a rise in extremism which, as history shows, will lead to civil unrest and if not dealt with eventually civil war.

Personally a SHTF situation is coming in atleast a few western nations within the next 25 years would be my guess, but who the hell knows. If you're in the shape for it and you don't have better options, military is never really that bad of an idea. Do whatever you think is best really.

>>34434426
I met a guy who manned one of these in Vietnam. He was always the absolute last person to pull out of a position, because a quad .50 cal was the only thing that could reliably hold its own without backup. There's also a book I read about Chinese vets from Korea, one of the guys interviewed remembered being trapped behind a boulder by a quad, and eventually the Americans got bored of waiting and tried to chew through the rock by shooting at it. Everyone around him got hit by splinters and he hid under them.

>>34435068

Yeah Quads were the most feared weapon. My old man said they used to tear down houses (what passed for a house in Korea).

Imagine 1 million gooks charging a quad...holleee fuk guyzz

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>>34433948
>*flips switch to FULLER AUTO*
Heh... Looks like I'll have to go all out...
Nuthin personell, baka...
[EBM begins to play]

I've always wondered, most nation have a fairly catchy battlecry when they go over the top but one never stands out for America

Best I can think of is Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>34434884
A6M2 Reisen
>>34435239
"Ahhhh" is acceptable

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AHAHAHAHAHA BURN IN HELL, TOJO

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>>34435453

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>>34435466

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>>34435481

>>34434943

The F4U is a big fighter

>>34433998
>I've never handled a garand

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>>34434169
>I like my egg rolls extra crispy

>>34435239

> "U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!"

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>>34436221
>is a big fighter
F4U

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>>34433948
Lets Burn!!
>Heh, Need a light?

>>34434914
>>34434929
erm excuse me, but you might have your wish granted soon. I'm looking at Marawi :DDD

>>34435287
>A6M2
>ever standing a chance against an F4U when flown properly

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>>34433948
Rangers Lead the Way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp26BJVy0nI

>>34436335
I like Japs, as long as they're not trying to fucking stab me or making fun of me by calling me an American pig.

I have very extensive bone density, I'm not fat you fucking gook.

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>>34436501
whatever you say blob.

>>34434169
Real life ain't a shitty Tripwire game. If you stood up and tried that you would be shot. If you used a flamethrower for defense you'll just kill yourself and your squadmates.

>>34436543
>shitty Tripwire game
KYS
Y
S

>>34436560
>no balance changes
>no new maps added
>no care

>>34436534
I'm 5'6'', 230 lbs, I'm not fat you fucking lanky piece of shit

>>34436632
>I'm 5'6'', 230 lbs, I'm not fat

I know it's b8 but it;s still funny.

>>34436605
I said kys you fucking cod kiddie.

>>34436515
soo....bayonet practice? kiddie sex? both?

>>34436534
Jesus christ
>i gots a bad thyroid

>>34436221
F4U is a big fighter, 4U

>>34436738
>being a tripwire drone

>>34434540
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME

>>34434595
Killing gets a man hard, Killing gets a woman wet like a waterfall.

Just human nature.

I think it's more the thrill of surviving and having your DNA tell you to breed before you do dangerous stupid shit again more so than getting horny at gore and corpses...though those people do exist.

>>34436335
Two bombs were not enough!

>>34436738
Sperging about video games lol

>>34435239
America inherited a small bit of Britiain's stiff upper lip. As in, if you have time to shout something cool for the hell of it, you should use that time to actually fight the battle you're in. It works.

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>>34433948
TOO BAD
HERE MONGOLIAN MG
FUCK YOU

>>34437013
DAS RACIS BAKA

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>>34437115

T W O S C O O P S

W

O

S

O

O

P

S

>>34436335
"Sushi Sizzler"

Im fucking done

>>34436921
WHOA WHOA WHOA

>>34437414
>Implying you don't love those fucking Chinese cartoons as much as I do.
ANTA BAKA

>>34433948
Puta, walang bala

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>>34437690
>love those fucking Chinese cartoons
>not just making hāfu kids

goddam weebs

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>clank-clink

>>34436632
Holy shit, I am 8 inches taller than you and the same weight and Im a fat fuck.

>>34436335
TWO BOMBS WERE NOT ENOUGH! FUCK WAPANESE BULLSHIT!!!!!

>>34436738
>FUCKING COD KIDDIES GET OF MY /K/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34438224


needs more "Chick/chack" and "M1917 Browning.


Although the five or so variants of U.S WW2 trench gun were more than admittiedly badass.

used to shoot skeet with a WW2 Model 11 riot gun at Ben Avery range. grand fun.

>>34435239
"Go for broke" was popular

>>34438683
healthy at every size bro

>>34440623
>some people believe this
>all of my kek

>>34435239
"Get em!" "Let's do this!" "Fuck the (insert diminutive name for enemies here (Krauts, Jerri's, Nips, Gooks, Towel heads))" Or the long winded "Kill them all and let God sort them out!"

>>34435239
"Let's go debul-dawgs!

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Fucking gooks

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>>34433948

YEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAWWWWWWWW

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HYAAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAA
[ battlecries in Spanish ]

can't think of anything else besides
>viva la revolucion!
>vivas
>some corridos

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FÜR KAISER UND VATERLAND: ALLE MANN ZUM ANGRIFF!!!
*whistle blazing*

>>34436632
>5'6'', 230 lbs
>not fat
pick one porky

>>34434884
Most aesthetic plane.

>>34436335
Two bombs were not enough

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>>34440989
This picture is mine now

>>34436534

I'm ashamed to say that I'd actually consider tapping that.

and not the nice double tap kind of way

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DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH

>>34441687
I pick FUCK YOU

>>34441835
What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>34435239
Hoorah!

>>34436335
Two bombs were not enough

>>34437107
>flash hider on backwards
how

>>34442858
Holy shit, when I looked at it I assumed it was something like the booster-muzzle device on a krink. How did some idiot screw on the regular flash hider backwards?

>>34436778
Most likely anything he wants and a chance at dismemberment of her father in front of her.

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>>34433948
[laughs in adidas]

>>34442858
Mongolia, mang

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>>34436335
Two bombs were not enough

>>34437763
>intentionally creating school shooters that make libs take away our rights just so you can have your yerro waifu
Black women are for procreation

>>34435239
The rebel yell was still used from time to time.

>>34436738
RO1 and DH were great.
Everything onwards has seen a creep of CoD elements.

>>34434914
jungle sucks dude.

>>34436534
A cull needs to be initiated

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>>34433948

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>>34443988

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>>34444000
>Seventy years later

>>34436871
Ha

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>>34436335
Two bombs were not enough

>>34444034
Best bomb ever m8.

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>>34436335
Two boobs are not enough.

Also, need pics of that pistol-katana.

>>34435239
From what I've seen, it's just swearing, rebel yelling and injun war cries.

>>34433948
what movie is that?

>>34442832
>Hooah

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>>34444000
THOSE DIGITS

>>34444444

>>34434595
The 20th century was so violent because the repressed sexuality of the 19th caused the whole of western society too much pent-up sexual tension. War and sex are the same thing under different names.

>>34434195
what

>>34435239
what about "GET SOME"

>>34436335
Two bombs were not enough

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*block your retreat*
SAVOIAAAA

>>34436335
Two bombs were not enough based LeMay xoxoxoxo

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>>34435239
allahu akbar

>>34436968
As someone with erectile dysfunction does that mean gettin my Dexter on gets me my love life back?

>>34435239
I believe its pretty much down to military branch and them American subculture
Kindof a sign of how shitty and divided our country is that we cant just stick to a single simple battle cry like "For Liberty!" Or some shit like that
>Southerners get off on that rebel yell
>Northerners have yankee doodle or some shit
>Texans have the Yeehaw
>Natives got the war cry
>everything west of that has the "dont hurt me I'm a trans- non combatant!"
It'd be hella easy to just get something started too
What would revolutionary war troops go with I wonder

>>34442791
>playing on a server with no friendly fire

>>34436632
I'm 178cm tall and 270 lbs. You're fat too American.

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>>34436335
Two bombs were not enough

>>34444034
https://youtu.be/5bHimOJb-Xw
Better post the sing, nigger.

>>34434914
Git gud points in your military service, attempt to join SF (And pray you pass their tests) and hope they deploy you to the Phillipines to assist their war against kebab pinoys.

>>34451932
What the actual fuck...

>>34451969
I know, right?

>>34448463
This is a fucked up but interesting theory, tell me more.

>>34436632
I'm 5'9" 160lb.

You might want to work on something there bub.

>>34434929
>nice temperate forests
Korea isn't nice, believe me.

>>34452688
Fucking skeleton, go die in a ditch you anorexic cunt, I'm perfectly fine, my thick bones are at fault for me to look a bit stocky, but I'm perfectly fit.

>>34451916
...
S-source?

>>34451916
Sauce?

>>34453029
>>34453138
Energy Kyouka!!

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>ywn charge across the Mongolian steppes in your BT-7 and mow down weebs with your pintle-mounted DT-28

h-hold me /k/

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>>34433948

>>34442832
Til Valhall

>>34453173
Holy shit is that hentai with plot and good animation? Fuck me