I own many guns, private pilot lisence, got millions of dollars

Hate to shit on your parade but this board has plenty of people who hate on the military.

>>34421942
good, military cunts are the worst

rich people can get whatever they want in literally any country, more at 11

k

>>34421926
just 5?

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>I own 5 semi-autos
That's cute.

>>34421926
>millionaire
>only five semi-auto weapons
>no automatics

Step up your game bruh, the sky is the limit.

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>>34421926
>5 semi autos
wow i'm soooo jealous

>>34421959
i have 15-20 gunz if you count everything, but yes only 5 semi autos
two 223s with shit load of 30s mags
1 .22
1 30-06 semi auto
1 semi auto shotgun

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I'm a broke ass college student in Burgerland and I have more semi-autos than you. Checkmate, Yurop.

>>34421926
Neck yourself summerfag

I've been to Norway, shit's expensive as fuck; $5 million there gets you what $1 million would anywhere else.

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>>34421987
if you're smart with your money and order online, you can get most shit as cheap as in the USA

The Nords are a lost race

>military fags
Norway has a military?

Also, why does the idea a foreign government paying its citizens to fight for it anger you? It doesn't affect you. You're a faggot, as expected of a pretentious Norwegian.


I could claim that I'm the fucking heir of the Saudi throne, I doubt you're rich.

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>>34421974
i bet you don't own a twinstar plane and fly around with dual machine guns in the back seat for hunting in remote locations

>>34422022
This. What kind of rich guy comes onto a Japanese cartoon forum to brag about his wealth? You could be anybody unless you're willing and able to prove it.

>>34422042
my family made over 40 million euros last year, and i got a 10% share
but the point is i dont pay taxes and i hate the military

Remember kids...this is all a silly work of fiction.

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All this salt
>all of my keks

>>34422046
Again, you can talk but unless you can prove you're just another anon posting on a Malaysian fingerpainting symposium.

>>34421926
>5 whole semi automatics
Haha if this is a bait thread I love it!

>>34422065
what do I need to do, post pics of my rolexes, omega watches, bmws, 60k worth of ivory?
anyways most of the money is invested in obligations, bank foundations etc lol

>>34422028
I own a PT-17, but I mostly fly a J-3 cub

>>34422046
>my family
Lol you're definately a faggot.

>>34422089
Sure. But since this is /k/ how about you start with your guns?

>>34422089
Post guns.

>>34422095
I can, but then I need to go upstairs and get the key for my gunlocker and take pics, which takes at least 5 minutes and effort

>>34422095
He doesn't own any interesting guns and he acts like a faggot, who cares.

We've had wealthier people here before, nordcunt, you don't impress us.
>literally only 20 guns
Shouldn't you be shitposting on /pol/? Why are you even here.

>>34422105
Don't be a lazy faggot.

But you are lying anyways so what does it matter.

>>34422105
>excuses

Hey guys this guy is poor in comparison to me. My family owns a percentage of the King Ranch, I have tons of cool guns and millions of dollars. I can't show you them though, so you just have to trust me ;)

>>34422046
>complain about military being leaches
>be a neet
This is some next level bait. Not good, but different at least.

>>34422116
i am a x-ray technician and a pilot, not a neet
currently doing a masters in MRI imaging

>>34422119

G-Guys... I'm not a NEET! I-I swear!

>>34422129
my life is so awesome even faggots can't believe it

feels good mane

>>34422119
Yeah and I'm a super model vagina inspector who consults for CIA SAD on the side.

What now?

>>34422141
ive literally worked with mammography, so ive taken hundreds of boob pictures irl as a student
rekt

>>34422119
You're a faggot that thinks he's special, even though he's far from it.

>I have generic expensive watches!
>I fly a generic aircraft!
>I drive generic modern sports sedans
>I own generic guns!
>I'm special!
>you all wish you were me!
Thankfully, money can't buy taste.

Why should we be impressed with literally anything you've said? You know this is a board for weapons and militaria right?

>>34422138
>I live an awesome life
>I post on 4chan on the weekend
Pick one and only one.

>>34422148
>generic watches
i own rare watches with diamonds
>generic aircraft
you call diamond aircraft "generic"? LOL its the most expensive brand
>bmw is generic
well okay, they have less than 10000 miles and brand new almost
>generic guns
one of my guns cost literally over 12k, engraved 7mm stw blaser
>you all wish you were me
you guys do

>>34422146
Yeah but you're still a virgin faggot so it means nothing.

>>34422162
i lost my virginity when i was 13 over 10 years ago

I'm a head chef at Wendy's with a 12 inch dick and making 450K yearly.

>>34422165
Getting raped in the ass by your cousin Sven doesn't count as losing your virginity faggot.

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>tfw your power level is so high people think you are lying even when im not even showing off everything

>>34422159
>but it's expensive!
>but it's expensive!
>but it's expensive!
>but it's expensive!
Just like most other boring rich snobs, no taste. Then again, I doubt you have any money at all since you're not even willing to go take pics of your guns to show us.

What are we supposed to be impressed by? Have you seen that /mu/ guys collection? What about all of BOOF's shit? Some other dude on here owns like four L39s.

You're incredibly boring.

>>34422159

>Diamond aircraft
>Good in any way
>Thinking that aircraft brands work the same as car brands.

Wew, not only are you a noguns LARPer, but you are also a noplanes LARPer.

>>34422200
well to be fair the airplane is co-owned with my friend and we bought it 5 years old

>>34422089
>most of the money is invested in obligations, bank foundations etc
That means the Jews own it, not you.

>>34422172
Get on my level, scrub. I own a $50,000 Casio, the finest selection of Nissan Skylines, Mitsubishi Eclipses, Honda Civics, AND I lost my virginity when I was 5, which was 20 years ago. I'm working as a dentist's assistant and boy let me tell you, you have no idea how many fine bitches' teeth I've gotten to look at.

>>34422207
>co owned
Not rich enough to buy it on your own, I'm assuming?

You still haven't posted a single drop of proof. This also isn't weapons related.

>>34421926
>I own 5 semi autos, yes they are legal here

i'm sorry so what? i have many more guns and the idea that you think your fantasy of your net worth is impressive is somewhat laughable. You are either trying to bait americans or are a desperately insecure man. Normally that means either you had no father or are physically undersized.

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>how it feels to post in this thread
literally laughing my ass off at you poor fags

>>34421926
By the way. You know why I have money? Luck. I could say skill, or intelligence or hardwork but ultimately that is a deception, it is just luck in the end. There is something you cannot get with money and that is almost indefinable but I will use the word character. A street tramp may have that but you certainly don't. There are a lot of fine characters serving in the worlds militaries
because that life attracts them. You will always be bland at best it seems.

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>>34422245
>all that effort in a post only for me not to read

>>34421926
I get to shoot full autos and ride in a tank for free while being in the military.

>>34422262
>>all that effort in a post

I have no doubt that putting two sentences of thought down is 'considerable effort' for your ilk.

>>34422345
cool...what military are you in solider?

>>34422368
U.S. Army National Guard 1-145th Armored Brigade.

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>>34421926
>>34421970
>>34422046
> be me
> born into middle class yet poor family
> dad raised me alone due to divorce
> he marries another officer
> she treats me as her own
> pretty well versed in court ettiquette as step mums family are moderatle wealthy
> shoot, hunt and play polo
> go to above average lower middle class High school
> get part time job at local airfield
> get L3 engineering quals at age 16
> Go to VI form, getA & B Grade's
> Turn down Good University & sandhurst offer
> Join Army as other rank
> Spend 8 years, go on a few deployments
> Helmet camera from my battalion witnesses me get a slot from 50m
> Now on Funker with hundreds of thousands of views
> Get sent to some bullshit seminar-course in london about explosives
> Afrikaner woman sits next to me, absolutely gorgeous, 5 years younger than me
> We talk all the way through the seminar
> Go on dates after
> She's saving herself from marriage
> Date her for 6 months
> Meet her parents, she's the only child and they like me
> Ask for permission which is instant
> She says yes and we get married
> She confesses to me her parents are the owners of a moderate resource extraction company who have contracts with Maersk, Anglo-Ashanti, imperial oil, BP.
> Company Owns a couple of helicopters, couple air freighters & private jet, so i don't even need a pilots licence
> Company owns numerous automatic and fully automatic weapons for security
> Minimum contract worth we'll do if $5,000,0000
> No debtors, creditors, only shareholders are the employees
> My only job is as councillor & bodyguard to my wife
> Sometimes try to help out embassies & consulates ect.
> She loves my boys and they lover her back, she's really down to earth, but can act ladylike if she needs to
> Last year killed some kaffir who tried to carjack us
> plan on moving to vancouver
> Got an AM Rapide, AM Vanquish, porsche panamera, In addition to a coupld of land rover
Literally just had a 1 hour sexy time which ended in creampie

>>34422414
Sweet man...I'm not sure if I feel sorry for you or if I'm jealous.

>>34422519
kekd

>>34421926
i make 10 us burger dollars an hour OP why do i have more guns than you ? since you are clearly have so much money to blow.

>>34421926
>I own 5 semi autos, yes they are legal here
You have 5 million dollars and own less than most Americans. smdh.

>>34422469
2/2
Father now brigadier with own department at MOD

Some of the best memories were as an enlisted man, barely making £30K a year.

I wouldn't say my life is perfect, as i suffer from all sorts of nasty, from bullet wounds, shitty kidney & liver, to hot sweats and nightmares.

>>34421987
this i once paid £17 for a fucking sandwich that would hve cost me £2 in an ian beale

>>34422046
4 mil is nothing, and frankly if you're skimming only skimming 40mil in profit you should reinvest almost all of it for a bigger return next year, and reduce debtors & creditors

>>34422089
> Not having a 50 year old watch that your dad gave you
> Ivory is for faggots who don't appreciate conservation & hunting
Also BMWs are shit, i've owned 3 and 5 series.

>>34422094
>I own a PT-17, but I mostly fly a J-3 cub
Nice choice my man, when i worked at an airfield i used to work on aircraft that belonged to pink floyds david gilmour
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrepid_Aviation
http://www.brain-damage.co.uk/miscellaneous-articles/david-gilmour-and-intrepid-aviation-2.html

>>34422141
>I'm a super model vagina inspector who consults for CIA SAD on the side
that would be a kind of shitty job, thinking of all the guys who i knew who got nob rot, and wondering how many women would have got Clit rot from operating.

>>34422146
You fucking sicko, taking pictures of womens tits, you could always go to the playboy mansion if you wanted to see tits.

>>34422148
>>34422188
Yes this, I have absolutely no taste, i fucking hate suits, i'm happy with some chelsea boots, chinos and a shirt.

>>34422215
Planes are fucking expensive, its a good idea to timeshare or Co own aircraft, and is relatively common.

>>34422225
Just because you're rich in money doesn't mean your rich in happiness or love mate.

>>34422262
> Not reading it
> Knowing he put effort in it
Choose one

I am an Indian and own both in much larger numbers than you. So fuck you.

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>>34422570
I own 20 guns and i have grenade launchers

git on my level pajeet

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>>34421926
>I own 5 semi autos

>>34422105
>gun locker
lel, all that money but no freedom

>>34422541
WEW

>>34421926
How did you make your money

Hey OP I have 10 million buckaroos and I am gonna score some more drugs at end of summer and I will have about 15 million then.

I also have 28 guys that work for me and I provide them with full autos. I have over 300 full autos and around 12 rpg7's.


I also like to bake and plant flowers.
I have a chainsaw collection as well.

>>34422528
>>34422519
Samefag desu