Scenario: The kitchen at the retirement home has ran out of

>>34415347
>a bubba vs a professional
gee op i wonder who would win

>>34415347
Jerry hands down. Don't get me wrong, I love gun-grandpa, but he's just a grandpa, he can't go toe to toe with the forearm god.

jerry would take him out while hickok stops to thank buds and federal.

>>34415347
>HEYOOO...ha ha ha

>>34415347
It's not fair... grandpappy hickock can't handle that kind of power.

>>34415347
>Shoots at hicock
>It's a two liter bottle
>Teleported behind him
>Hehehe gonna make some noise

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>>34415416
N-NOT SUBSTITUTION JUTSU!

>>34415347
It all depends on if its around Halloween and Jerry decides to dress up as a 2 liter bottle of Sprite.

>>34415347
We all love Hickock, but thats because hes just so laid back and relaxing to watch.

Lets face it, anyone who got in a gunfight with Jerry would have six new holes in them before they hit the ground.

>>34415364
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>>34418973

yeah, pretty much... the dudes gotta have at LEAST ten world records and he can handle a .50BMG like anyone else handles a .30 carbine

>>34418996
Might it be possible to incite some young and hopeful aspiring college students to pay the good man a visit to politely ask for a contribution towards their stipends, while videotaping the whole affair?

>>34415347
lol

Jerry wins easily. But in my heart I root for Hicock.

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>>34416259
itdontmatter.jpg

Paul Harrell

>>34415347
why did you put hickok in twice?

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>>34415347
Hickok wins because he is taller and has longer arms, so he can grab it faster. Neither one of them is going to shoot someone over a Boston cream pie.

>>34415347

Are Americans incapable of coming to an agreement without shooting each other to pieces?

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>>34423406
He is literally a giant, he's like 6'8" no joke

>>34423414
Fuck off unless you wanna get shot, buddy.

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Hicock is never going to be faster on the draw than Jerry...

>>34423414
Almost as incapable as you are of understanding jokes.

>>34421881
this

>>34423777
Trips of truth