Why don't you own a fortified home and you rely exclusively

>>34412467
>Implying I don't

>>34412561
Having a steel door doesn't cut it, dude.

Why don't you live in a cold war era hideaway /k/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYRch0Jqrvw

>>34412467
Does that house have fucking loopholes?

>>34412467
>not living in a subterranean moonbase armed with enough nukes to start another ice age if anyone fucks with you
you're not even trying

>>34412467
If Jamal decided to burn my house down I'd just go outside and waste the tickets or just not let them burn it in the first place you dumb mother fucker
Take these shitty threads and shove them up your ass.

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>>34412680
Kek, I lived in an old concrete military bunker outside of a base for two months, soggy and shitty but I have enough time logged to shitpost about it.

>>34412811
>Be asleep
>Wake up the side wall is already burnt.

>>34412467
It looks like they were some of those tinyhome people who built a full size extension.

>>34412467

>not living in a bubble under the water like Sandy Cheeks

>>34412656
>Implying that's all I have

>>34412931
Either it was a low energy Molotov and my insurance will pay out or if it was serious the detectors will set off and I'll use the fire extinguisher I have in the kitchen to deal with it.

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>>34412791
yesssss

>>34412467
Because I'm not a scared rural idiot who isn't afraid of brown people.

>>34412467
i live in an elevated house with concrete walls and no windows on the ground floor. the second floor windows are impact resistant and while there is more timber in the construction than i like the siding is all steel mesh and plaster, the roofs are all tiled.

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>>34415531

>>34412467
>tfw no qt secret bunker with cool stuff
Life truly is suffering.