>As part of its version of the 2018 Defense authorization

Shit's gonna be tiny.

I'd want to enlist, for the special snowflake uniforms and shit, but then I remember I am much too lazy for that.

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>>34407862
Would catgirls make effective space soldiers in the US Space Corps?

>>34407878
>catgirls in space
yesss

>>34407862
Have fun monitoring satellites all day I guess.

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>>34407862
>ODSTs and space marines will be a thing in your lifetime

>>34407862
i dont care what they do
if its called "space force" im enlisting

>>34407878
This actually raises an interesting question - have we had cats living on the ISS or another space station, or even a space shuttle's cargo bay?

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>>34407862
Moonbase when?

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>>34407862
>God-Emperor Trump is going to conquer Mars in your lifetime
>It'll probably be done with Mah Dueces, maybe a B-52.

Oh shit, its real.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/space-corps-lcs-survive-as-house-panel-passes-696-billion-defense-authorization-bill/article/2176693

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>>34408013
fuck the moon, i want to live on mars
MARS STATE WHEN?

>>34408203
SOON
O
O
N
https://www.rt.com/usa/379931-nasa-funding-bill-moon-mars/

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born too soon to enlist in the Space Corps.

>>34408325
how old are you?

>>34408338
over 30 and already a partially disabled iraq vet.

>>34408347
oh

>>34407862
There's absolutely no reason for this to happen. We should be eliminating bureaucratic overhead and merging branches, not adding a new service.

>>34408363
but anon, think of all those air force colonels that will never get their stars if we don't.

all those air force officers that will never get GS13 or SES jobs as Space Corps civilians.

all those air force officers that will never get contractor jobs for the space corps.

>just turned 19
was I born just in time to remove xeno?

>>34408380
This, tbqh famalam.

You're foolish if you think the DoD is about streamlining the prosecution of a war, rather than setting up buddies in the old boys club.

>>34408363
This. Besides, what the fuck is would space corps do? You don't need an entire branch to launch sats once in a while.

>my new Cosmos just came in the mail
>space corps being founded
Coincidence?

>>34407862
I didn't think i'd be swapping branches till now. I wonder if they're just gonna basically take the space command majcom and make it its own little branch still entirely dependent on existing USAF infrastructure, with USAF personnel now featuring fancy new uniforms.

>tfw already in the airforce
how do i join the space corps

>>34408013
Funny thing is, the Air Force and Army drafted up plans to build their own moon bases in the 50's. Soldiers were to be equipped with those Davy Crockett nukes. Real Fallout shit.

>>34408552
Sputnik wasn't launched until '57.

>>34408643
Your point being?

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>>34407878
>>34407878
>catgirls

Please make it real Maga-Man

>>34408408
You don't need them to do their whole own thing YET. Think of the future anon

there's already a space command for this kind of shit

This makes my dick belly

>>34407862

i would like to know more.

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FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

So THIS is how those worthless bureaucratic cockroaches are going to get back at us for having the F-35 go over budget!

>Sorry Air Force we're splitting you into two branches now
>We're gonna halve your funding and divert it to the Space Corps of course
>Looks like you can't go building new planes now huh? Heh heh heh...
>Guess you'll have to get the Army and Navy to help out now

The House Armed Services Committee is literally throwing a tantrum over past budgets by voting to completely ruin our air dominance once and for all.

That's it. Rome is burning.

>>34407862
>tfw stationed at an AFSPC base
I hope we get new uniforms

>>34411284
>airforce has things of actual value taken away from it because they constantly fuck up
and nothing of value was lost

enlisting
dont care what they do, i just want to be in the space corps

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>>34407862
>be medic fag me at ait
>ft sam houston commander gives my class a speech
>talks about how he could have gotten an astronaut badge
>ohshitimfullhooah.jpeg
>graduate and go to light infantry unit
>lose all faith in military and get out
>fast forward to today and learn about new space corps
>dis gonna be good

>>34411284
By having a seperate branch pay for the shit you were already paying for? Are you retarded?

>>34407862
Exactly what we need; another branch competing for dollars.

>>34408347
>disabled vet
You can still be a civilian contractor for the Space Corp™

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>>34408408
>what the fuck is would space corps do?
Uhhh, kill aliens? What else?

I guarantee this will be just like submarines or nuclear engineering, a branch that normies think must be an awesome job, but everyone in it has considered suicide or contemplated a mass shooting within the last 5 minutes at any given time.

>>34407862
I thought it was, as space corps, be to the Air Force as the Marine Corps is to the Navy?

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>>34407862
STOP WASTING MY FUCKING TAX MONEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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>>34411306
>we get
You are an enlisted fag, you aren't getting shit. Space Corps will be officer heavy.

This is pay back for the Air Force being a bunch of fuckups nonstop.

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>>34407862
>tfw soon the marines will be split as well and we will have space marines

>>34407862
Dont call it space force unless you're actually in space. Its false advertising.

>>34408380
Wait, why'd you skip straight from 13 to SES? This triggers my autism.

>>34414978
Alot my conspiracy buddies think that we HAVE a spacefleet already, I dunno if that's true, but it'd be the coolest shit ever to find out we're suddenly in space, with a fleet, at war with fucking martians or some shit.

>>34414936
>Air Force
>Fuck ups, when USN procurement and the Marine Corps exist

I love this bait.

>>34411332
This. I'll see space or die trying